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Poets Corner => Review My Poetry => Topic started by: *Lorraine* on October 16, 2006, 02:35:16 PM

Title: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: *Lorraine* on October 16, 2006, 02:35:16 PM
Euphemisms

ĎIím afraid Iím Uncle Billí
(Iím not well, Iím feeling ill)
ĎIím a little Uncle Dickí
(Pass the bucket, I feel sick)
ĎVisiting my Uncle Nedí
(Day off work to stay in bed)
ĎHappy to see Uncle Paulí
(Iím not dying after all!)
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: N.Mott on October 16, 2006, 02:49:06 PM
Lol! Lorraine,  :D

This would make a good game at the coffee shop.

- Naomi
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: Uncle Bill on October 16, 2006, 07:47:09 PM
Lorraine,

ĎIím afraid Iím Uncle Billí


Uh, uh.† Uncle Bill's already taken.† You'll have to be somebody else.

Uncle Bill
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: Stupot on October 16, 2006, 08:18:01 PM
Haha, get well soon Bill.

How about
I'm rather Aunty Heather
(under the weather)
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: *Lorraine* on October 17, 2006, 03:49:59 AM
Just realised you are using the JCC quote as your tagline Stupot - nice one.  Don't know if you've heard him read his poetry but he has perfected a wonderfully monotone Salford drone.

Apologies to the real Uncle Bill - and to any other real Uncles out there.   ;)
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: N.Mott on October 17, 2006, 07:20:56 AM
Apologies to those concerned, but couldn't resist:

It's Aunty Astra and Uncle Stu,
(Just popped in to use the loo.)


- Naomi  ;D
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: *Lorraine* on October 17, 2006, 07:36:31 AM
Yet more apologies...

Mrs Mott, or Naomi
(Sitting down to have a pee)

 :)
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: Stupot on October 17, 2006, 07:40:26 AM
Saying hello to Aunty Norma
(feeling the effects of dodgy Korma)
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: *Lorraine* on October 17, 2006, 07:48:02 AM
Saying hello to Aunty Norma
(feeling the effects of dodgy Korma)


LOL!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: N.Mott on October 17, 2006, 08:11:54 AM

I applaud your attempts to make me rhyme
Tho' I don't know where you find the time.
If it was left up to me
I wouldn't get beyond a P.


 ;D :D
- Naomi
(ps, Stu am I going to be the butt of all your jokes ( ::) ;D)
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: sugy on October 17, 2006, 01:50:58 PM
Hi Lorraine, nice one there. The others have proved it can be a nice game. C'mon, move it to the coffee shop. Everyone is turning poetic...Lorraine, you seem to bring out the best in us.  ;D

Sugy
Title: Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
Post by: *Lorraine* on October 17, 2006, 02:30:32 PM
Cheers Sugy.  This poetry stuff is new to me too but I'm having fun with it.

Will try to think up something specially for the Coffee Shop.  :)