My Writers Circle
The Coffee Shop => Writing Games & Challenges => Topic started by: Laura H on January 12, 2012, 11:28:18 AM
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I just thought up a new game, aren't you glad?? Since I am always mis-reading titles - for instance there is one up now for review that I first read as The Magic Carp, when it's actually The Magic Cap (sorry bill :P) I thought a fun distraction might be for me to post an imaginary book title and the next poster change a letter or word or rearrange them to make a whole new title. Fun or flop? No matter, I'm not putting any money down either way ;D
So
The Magic Carp
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The Magic Crap
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The Crap Game
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The Crop Game
could be a guide to Farmville :D
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The Game Crop
(A book about driven game shooting.)
I really like the idea of the Magic Carp, clearly a tale of fishy wisdom and watery wonders.
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The Game Cop
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The Gay Cop
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The Gray Cop
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The Gray Top
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The Gray Tip
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The Gay Trip
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The Acid Trip
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The Acid Bath
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The Acid Drop
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She, Acid Drop.
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She drunk acid
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He Shrunk A Kid
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S.A.D syndrome?
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The Man From S.A.D.
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The Man A.V.U.N.C.U.L.A.R.
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Av Uncular, Will Travel
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Travelling to Visit Uncular Bob
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Bob's Travel Pants ;D
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Sponge Bob Square Pants
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Bob Pants
It's an erotic thriller :o
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Bob's Panties
now it's a crossdressing romance
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Bob's Banties
(A documentary about a man who rears miniature game fowl.)
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Banties Gone Besterk
When chickens go bad...
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Bandits Gone Beserk
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Fugitives Go Feral
stuck in the wilderness trying to survive
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Go, Fugitives!
you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll root for the bad guys
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No Fugitives
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Know Fugitives
Are you sure you know your neighbour? A warning for those who live with witness protection programme people.
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Bountiful Breakouts
This delightful book is about either 1) many prisoners leaving a prison without governmental consent or 2) acne.
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Beautiful Freakouts
(Three Gorgeous Girls on a rampaging roadtrip, where their transport is a tricycle, and the trip is Acid.)
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Freaked Out Beauties
A documentary about catwalk models who have to eat to survive
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Frankie Outs Beauties
my granddaughter has a garden full of roses but they have sinister pasts and take over the world, it is a dark fantasy in no way related to my bright grandkid
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Frankie's Out -- Beauty's In
A tale of teenage angst as image dominates a transvestite's life
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Beauty's In A Tin
(A searing documentary about how a once famous black racehorse led an unwitting charge of 'designer dog foods'.)
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Rin Tin Tin Tintin
Belgian boy meets Alsatian dog in a wicked adventure as they evade capture from evil jellyfish
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The Ring Barers
(An 'alternative' film revealing the hidden subtext of the forbidden love between Frodo and Sam. But tastefully avoiding the part played by Gandalf and his staff.)
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The Dring Harmers
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Thing Dreamers
A sci-fi fantasy involving 'things'. :D
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Throng Dossier
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The Dross
Spoof surrounding the scenes that didn't make it to the screen.
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The Broom
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Panic Broom!
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:D :D :D
Panic in Threadneedle Street
Junkies move out of New York and take over the City of London.
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Fairytale Of New Pork
(Advertising film to boost sales of a new meat subsitute aimed at vegetarians.)
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Fairytale Of Nude Pork
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Hairy Tail On Nude Dork.
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Bare Tail On Nude Dork
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Bear Tale on Dork Mountain
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Beer Tale On Dork Mountain
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Beer Fail on Work Mountain
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Seer Sail on Worn Muckluks
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No Kayak and Worn Mukluks
the tale of a poor eskimo lad
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No Dryad with French Fry Luck
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French Fry Lick
A somewhat suggestive publicity film issued by the Potato Marketing Board to boost sales.
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An Amercian Potato in Paris
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An American Were-Potato
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Were-Potato of London
wasn't that a song?
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Dude, where's my were-potato?
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When We Were New Potatoes
A coming of age tale, told green
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Potatoes In The Mist
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(Potato) Salad Days
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Tomatoes Aren't The Only Fruit
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Tomatoes Aren't The Only Mutant Killers
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Mutant Killer Zombie Writers
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The Planet of the Zombie Writers
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The Plane Full Of Zombie Writers
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The Zombie Writers Meet The Fockers
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The Feckers and Father Jack's Zombie
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The Feckless Father
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The Freckled Father
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The Freckles Ultimatum
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In the Name of the Freckle
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The Name of the Sausage
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The Fame of the Sausage
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The Good, The bad, and the Sausage
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The Sausage, the Witch and the Haggis
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The New Haggis Cookbook
Very small once the pictures were removed to protect the squeamish
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The Nude Haggis Does Dallas
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The Haggises of Navarone
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Navarone Nights
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The Night the Haggis Returned
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The Curious Incident of The Haggis in the night time
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The Bi-curious Miscreant and the Dog in the Nightshirt
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Showdogs
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Snowhogs
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Slow WaGs
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Seven Brides for One Horny Polygamist
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Happy Rotter and the Horny Preacher
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Machine Head Preacher
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Eraserhead Primula
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Ben Hurls
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Bon Furls
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Bun Fights
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Sun Brights
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Bright Faerie Pony and the Cheerful Good Witch
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Look what I found, he smells real bad
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Guess What Rover Rolled In?
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The Banks of Onan.
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The Bankers of Omen
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Sandy Banks Leads the Coastal Patrol
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Reverend Banks leads the Pastoral Chorale.
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The Reverend Banks Sermons: Jesus Saves, So Should You
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Jesus - My Part in His Downfall
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The Creature Drives a Black Laguna
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Driving Miss Baldy
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BaldyStory 2
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Bald is the New Mullet
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Balderdash Down
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The Bar in Lockdown
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Ban The Bra.
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A Bra is Born
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Rough Porn version of the above...
A Bra Is Torn
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A Sheep is Shorn
(a film about Welsh skinheads)
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Shorn To Die
(A war film about a platoon of suicide bomber sheep, fighting for Welsh Independence.)
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Shorn Another Day
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The Longest Lay
(Most definitely not a war film.)
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The Longest Layover
(now it could be) ;D
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Layover Darling
(when Doris Day finally gets it on with Rock Hudson)
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The Darling Buds of Hackney
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Three Buds and a Broon Ale.
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Three Buds In A Tub
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Three Bubs and a Psycho
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Three and a Half Psychos
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Charlie Sheen and the Charlie Factory
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The Vanishing Septum
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The Invisible Ridge
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The Invisible Rudge
(The spooky and terrifying tale of a ghostly bicycle.)
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The Invisible Postie Cometh
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The Postie Always Comes Twice
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Twice Is Nice
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Twice Killed
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Who Killed Tinkerbell
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Tinkerbell and Lightshade (bank robbers extraordinaire)
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Soft Furnishngs but Were Afraid to Ask
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Were You Ever Afraid To Ask?
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Whose Afraid of Virginia Deer?
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The Deer Stalker
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The Deer's Stockings
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The Exorcism of Emily Pull-ups
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Emily Pulled a Hamstring
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Hamstrung on The Orient Express
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Hams Done on the Orient Express
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Orient Express Takeaway
Documentary film, covering 24 hours in the life of a 'we never close' Asian Corner Shop.)
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Carried Away by Takeaway
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Taken Away By A Carrier
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Revenge of the curried carrier pigeon
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The Dim Sum Stalker
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The Dim Wit Sucker
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The Dimwit Chronicles
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The Dimwit Ultimatum
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The Ultimate Ultimatum
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The Penultimate Scribbler
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Scribbler on the Roof
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Dribbler on the Hoof
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The Yoof on The Hoof
I would also have liked ...
The Penultimate Scribbler
The Penultimate Scribbler's Ring
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Roofies and Huffies, a Story of Discontent
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Dr Dross, My Shrink.
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Dr Dross Wins The Horseshoe Toss.
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But did he go around the horseshoe bend?
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Round The Bend with Doctor Harpic.
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Dr Harpic and the North Fell's bog.
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The Bog Trotter's Lament
(With pull-down washbasin...)
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Lament of the pigs trotter's.
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The Crying Match
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Frying Spatch.
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The Frying Dutchman
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Van der Pan
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In The Pan Again
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Pan-demonium!
Like 101 Dalmations, but filmed using Pandas on Crystal Meth : -)
'No animals were harmed during the making of this film.'
"Like, yeah Man, I totally believe that. Not!"
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Copper-bottom Pan Alley
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Copper Bottom and the Rivet Of Doom.
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The Chopper's got him in the river of Gloom.
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Chopper Riders Forking About (Extended Version.)
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Chopper Reed's Ten Quick Tips For Survival
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Ten tips for survival.
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Survival for teen tits
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Surviving Teen Splits
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Conniving Teen Gits
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Convicts Get Teens
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Convict Island ;-)
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Shutter Archipelago
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The Secret Island of Archie Pelago (Hitman Extraordinaire)
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The Uncharted backwaters of Fergus Pellanino
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Fergus Pellanino's Proctoscope
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For Gus, Pollyanna's Prospector.
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Pollyanna Strikes Gold
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Gold Strikes Back!
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Gir Loves Tacos
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tacos - The World's Smallest Nails.
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Snails and other pencil sharpeners
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En Point! the Ultimate Guide to Nail Collecting
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The Nail Gunners - (When collecting becomes a dangerous obsession.)
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Dangerous Obsessions and the Men Who Love Them
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Dongly Oblongs and the men who love them
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Oranges are not the only dangling fruit.
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Dragons and how to tickle them
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The Fickle Dragon
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The finicky program
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The Finisher Owes Me
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Hi Floor, make me sammich
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L'Bleu Escargot
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Hell Blue, E's got a scar
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Emblem: Goat Scars
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Goat Cars
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Go Carts and Coronets
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Donuts and Cornettos
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Donuts and drunkards
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Drunkards at Sea
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Junkyards at Sea
(A slamming indictment of semi-derelict and insanitary budget 'Holiday Cruise' liners.)
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Junkyard cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvwDohEEQ1E
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Junkie Cats
(A lurid booklet - and website - published by Animal Rights activists after breaking into an medical research establishment. Smoking Beagles no longer have sufficient impact on a jaded public, but cats being automatically spiked up four times a day plays nicely into the 'cute cats' phase which is still running rampant on YouTube.)
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June Keyes's Cats
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June's Cat Keys
(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/82/72/037f7f9eba5425c6716dab71db927c6c-cat-plays-keys.jpg)
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June's Skis
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June's Brides
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June Rides
(Could be horsey, cycling, or even erotica.)
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Just turning Gyp's around a bit. ::)
Ride June
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Ride June's Horse
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June's moved on to July.
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Rude June's House
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Rude House of Lards
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Nude House of Lords.
(Not what thy usually mean when they talk about their Parliamentary Calendars.)
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Delousing the Lords
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Releasing The Words
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Words for Rent
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Rent Wars