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The Coffee Shop => Writing Games & Challenges => Topic started by: Grey Colson on December 06, 2010, 01:08:30 AM

Title: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 06, 2010, 01:08:30 AM
Is it possible to have a thread in which the response to the previous post is another question?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 06, 2010, 01:57:11 AM
What sort of questions do you want to ask?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 06, 2010, 02:00:03 AM
What sort of questions do you want to ask?

Are there any issues that you think would be importrant to us writers?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Hugh on December 06, 2010, 06:55:49 AM
How would it differ from All the Write questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 06, 2010, 07:12:26 AM
Is it worth pursuing this never ending round of questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 06, 2010, 08:30:51 AM
Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Hugh on December 06, 2010, 08:45:18 AM
Questions about issues important to writers, but no answers — what’s the point?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 06, 2010, 09:00:13 AM
Can you imagine the mental exercise required  to think of questions to answer questions with questions will be?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 06, 2010, 10:23:21 AM
No.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 06, 2010, 06:16:59 PM
No.

No?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 06, 2010, 06:19:09 PM
Only if I had some really good chemical assistance.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 06, 2010, 06:31:36 PM
In other words, No, Ho. LMAO!!!!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 06, 2010, 06:34:21 PM
So this is officially hi-jacked now ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are we going to take hostages or just some mellow weed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 06, 2010, 06:36:18 PM
Well, hell there we go with another question. I say we take hostages?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 06, 2010, 06:38:14 PM
Why should we take hostages when we are already prisoners of our own device?  Or weed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 06, 2010, 06:39:43 PM
Because we can never leave?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 06, 2010, 06:44:31 PM
In the immortal words of Jarvis Cocker - I think - "What if we never come down?"
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 06, 2010, 06:57:05 PM
Aren't we all hostages to something or someone?  :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 06, 2010, 06:59:34 PM
How can we really tell if we are or not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 06, 2010, 07:01:52 PM
Doubt is unpleasant, but certainty would be absurd, would it not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 06, 2010, 07:06:30 PM
Shouldn't we stick to the facts and not get too metaphysical?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 06, 2010, 07:07:40 PM
Aren't we all hostages to something or someone?  :-\

Not me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 06, 2010, 07:08:56 PM
Prisoners of our own device, was a line in a Pink Floyd song wasn't it? Wrong it was Hotel California. Dumb ass!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 06, 2010, 07:15:46 PM
Me, a dumb ass?  I beg your pardon?  If I did something to offend (like fart), I sincerely regret it.  Maroon!  That is a name, is it not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 06, 2010, 07:19:13 PM
A-pol-gies Monsieur Eric - twas the me talking to myself! [Shouldn't have surprised you! :D]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 06, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Who ARE you people?  :o :D

I'm sorry, is "you people" a racist term?  :-[
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 06, 2010, 08:11:30 PM
Wee arra people! Who did you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 06, 2010, 08:46:05 PM
Maybe you would like this thread:

http://www.mywriterscircle.com/index.php?topic=25395.0
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 06, 2010, 11:45:08 PM
But is this the dream or reality?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 12:37:09 AM
Who is the guy under that Santa hat?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 07, 2010, 03:24:49 AM
Do you think it's Skipster-Claus? And if so, do think he's hiding mistletoe while he slides up beside Betty?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 07, 2010, 03:26:08 AM
Do you think it's Skipster-Claus? And if so, do think he's hiding mistletoe while he slides up beside Betty?

Is Betty expecting him?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 07, 2010, 03:29:27 AM
Do you think he'll get slapped if he fondles her Boop?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 07, 2010, 03:40:16 AM
Do you think he'll get slapped if he fondles her Boop?

Maybe. Which one?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 07, 2010, 04:13:43 AM
Can you buy Boops in the produce ile of the store?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DC on December 07, 2010, 04:34:30 AM
I dunno about buying them, any advice on how to deal with the Boops working on just about every aisle of the store where I work?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 06:15:06 AM
You lot like getting Booped do yas?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DC on December 07, 2010, 07:04:05 AM
You offering?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 07, 2010, 07:37:04 AM
How am I to compete with all this wit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 07, 2010, 08:08:01 AM
I know the Boops are important,  but I'm just wondering how long will it take me to be "bonified"? :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 07, 2010, 08:36:38 AM
Do you have the proper bona fides to be be bonified?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 07, 2010, 08:39:40 AM
What is this thread about again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 07, 2010, 08:40:53 AM
Do you have the proper bona fides to be be bonified?

Can I have a couple of minutes to check with my peeps?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 07, 2010, 08:52:54 AM
I hate those sugary marshmallow things, do you really like Peeps?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 09:18:42 AM
Which miscreant asked about reality?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 07, 2010, 09:54:08 AM
Did they really, or were they just pretending?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 10:26:40 AM
Where could I find someone to trust?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 07, 2010, 11:18:21 AM
If trust wasn't an issue while it was snowing outside my picture window, and we were gathered around the fire on the hearth, do you think a small glass of bourbon would top off the evening?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 01:31:49 PM
Would I? Would I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 07, 2010, 02:57:33 PM
Hair lip? Hair lip?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 03:17:07 PM
When did the echo get installed in this room?  8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 03:25:57 PM
When am I going to wake up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 03:27:02 PM
When you fall down again, would that be a good guess?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 03:28:54 PM
It's probable that I'm already down, shouldn't we be looking for something to get me up again? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 03:33:40 PM
Where is that thing to help her up? Couldn't one of you look for it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 03:34:25 PM
Blimey you ask the hard question, has Bones still got that fork lift for lugging the beer kegs?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 03:43:21 PM
Bones is off getting ready for a night of revelry in the bar, why aren't you all there? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 03:55:00 PM
trying as hard as we can to lift BW's lard arse off the floor...

Blimey BW, I have no idea why they are drinking and getting merry and we are here, have you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 03:56:52 PM
*Peers up at the sparkling form above her and grins*

Maybe if you were trying to lift me instead of that amp, we'd be getting somewhere... blimey FF, how drunk are you? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 03:59:05 PM
Meh, sorry about that BW, my bad. Can you lay there while I go get the tow strap and Gyp's motor bike mate, maybe we can get you up with that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 04:00:27 PM
Well, I ain't doing anything else, so I reckon I can stay put. How long d'you think it'll take?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 07, 2010, 04:02:00 PM
Meh, sorry about that BW, my bad. Can you lay there while I go get the tow strap and Gyp's motor bike mate, maybe we can get you up with that?

Hell, can't we just get Kizi? She can lift a Cooper can't she?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 04:02:56 PM
Damn right WB, where would we be without you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
 :o :o

Whats a Cooper?

Ahhh answered my own question, its a car ay?  :-[
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 04:08:18 PM
Brava, FF! You're a genius, are you not? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 04:09:59 PM
 ;D ;D

No argument outa me on that one BW, I am not one to argue though am I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 04:14:37 PM
If I argued with that, would it most definitely not provoke an argument from the non-argumentative you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 04:16:07 PM
Gyppo's not around - does anyone know where he is?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 04:23:33 PM
Did you know he hides sometimes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 07, 2010, 06:44:32 PM
Do I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 06:59:21 PM
Surely, if anyone ought to know it would be you, wouldn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 07, 2010, 07:14:32 PM
But I might be deluding myself, in which case I wouldn't.  Correct?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 07:18:12 PM
I couldn't argue with a man in possession of such great tales... but as for deluding yourself, are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 07:24:34 PM
Didn't he just answer that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
I'm not sure anymore, did he?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 07, 2010, 07:28:39 PM
Isn't Gyppo too smart to delude himself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 07, 2010, 07:30:13 PM
Are not the smart more easily self-deluded?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 07, 2010, 07:31:42 PM
Do bears shit in the woods?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 07:34:16 PM
An interesting question, but what we all really want to know is: Where did you hide the gold?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 07:34:33 PM
After the booze recollections in the bar - do you think I'd know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on December 07, 2010, 07:36:32 PM
Well you're a darned sight more likely to know than me, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 07:50:40 PM
Is there any more festive spirit to replenish our glasses or do we have to go to the bar for that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 07, 2010, 07:56:12 PM
An interesting question, but what we all really want to know is: Where did you hide the gold?

Gold? There's Gold 'round here?!  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 07, 2010, 07:58:43 PM
What gold?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
Was it in 1851 that Australia had it's gold rush?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 08:32:30 PM
What makes you think Australia had a gold rush?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 08:34:42 PM
Do you think the rumours that it was just a hot flush may be true?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 08:38:20 PM
Is it true you frequently question truth?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
Who said that?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
Must you know everything?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 08:43:43 PM
I'm a detective.  ::) ::)

Are you all ready for Santa mate?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 08:46:34 PM
Do you have a license?

My shotgun is ready; is yours?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 08:47:17 PM
Yes to both questions, is that what you wanted to hear?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 08:59:38 PM
Do you presuppose I'm listening?    ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:00:18 PM
Are you trying to shock me?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:01:13 PM
Am I to believe you are shockable?   ;) ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:02:18 PM
 :o :o

Don't I look shockable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:06:04 PM
Do you look anything but intriguing?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:07:21 PM
Are you intrigued by how I am looking?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:08:20 PM
How could I not be intrigued by your ever-changing flirtateous look?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:10:52 PM
Did you just call me a hussy?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Would you enjoy being considered a hussy?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:16:20 PM
Would you?   :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:16:52 PM
Does the term apply to males?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
I don't know, what term could we use?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:21:09 PM
Does gigilo come to mind?   :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:22:06 PM
 :o :o :o

You jiggle?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:23:10 PM
 :o  Would you like to watch?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:23:54 PM
Is that an invitation?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:24:46 PM
What do you think?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 09:25:22 PM
I think its obvious don't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 07, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Want the link to the video?   ::) ::) :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 10:12:27 PM
Watch me now!

Well do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Now... that... I can dance, dance, daaaaance?

Well I can mash potato,
I can do the splits,
tell me baby
do you like it like this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 10:24:40 PM
 ::) ::)

Do you think he is kinky mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 10:25:45 PM
Would you dare ask him?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 10:26:28 PM
I thought that was your job?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 07, 2010, 10:31:07 PM
I got the job?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 07, 2010, 10:52:07 PM
You applied for it didn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 08, 2010, 07:20:02 AM
Was that the piece of paper you got me sign the other day?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 08, 2010, 07:26:19 AM
Why would anyone sign a piece of paper without reading it first?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 08, 2010, 01:20:04 PM
::) ::)

Do you think he is kinky mate?

Am I getting a reputation here?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 08, 2010, 01:30:19 PM
Was it you or the dance moves she was referring to?
Watch me now!

Well do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Now... that... I can dance, dance, daaaaance?

Well I can mash potato,
I can do the splits,
tell me baby
do you like it like this?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 08, 2010, 01:45:03 PM
I used to do the 'Mashed Potato,' didn't you?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 08, 2010, 01:56:17 PM
Maybe...do you do the hitch-hiker?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 08, 2010, 03:27:37 PM
Is that another kinky position?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 08, 2010, 03:49:15 PM
Should someone get you a copy of the Kama Sutra for Xmas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 08, 2010, 06:34:30 PM
I have one, do you want to borrow it?   :D :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 08, 2010, 07:01:37 PM
One of my dearest friends, who happens to be gay, did one of those Kama Sutra quizzes on FB and posted the results. Is it wrong for me to scream TMI?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 08, 2010, 08:49:00 PM
Would that be a scream from the Good or Bad Wolfe?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 08, 2010, 09:10:47 PM
After seeing the picture, I'd say the Blind Wolf. Blind wolves can still scream can't they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 08, 2010, 09:12:02 PM
They do most of the time, don't they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 08, 2010, 09:19:12 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 08, 2010, 11:10:33 PM
You?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 08, 2010, 11:13:28 PM
How?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 08, 2010, 11:19:44 PM
Are we going to be stuck with one-word questions from here on out?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 08, 2010, 11:20:30 PM
Why?   ::) :P ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 08, 2010, 11:50:53 PM
Does Eric need to borrow the Kama Sutra copy?   ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 12:00:14 AM
Do you lend it out?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 09, 2010, 12:01:54 AM
Did you really think that a blather like myself would last very long before the sentences grew into something more than just a simple, single word?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 12:08:01 AM
You? Blather? Wasn't that just a rumour? Whoops thats three questions, is that allowed?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 09, 2010, 12:11:58 AM
I think that three questions is okay here but I'd need to find someone to check if three wishes does the same thing or not and I'm at a loss who to ask; any ideas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 12:15:12 AM
Where did you get your three wishes from?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 09, 2010, 12:25:04 AM
Could it be, I have connections with leprechauns that you don't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 12:26:25 AM
 :o :o

Is that not unfair 510?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DC on December 09, 2010, 04:07:47 AM
Leprechauns... that could explain where the Gold went. Is it not true that Leprechaun gold disappears after an hour or two?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 09, 2010, 06:43:17 AM
I was busy yesterday, did I miss anything?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 09, 2010, 10:03:41 AM
I've never seen Leprechaun gold before, don't you remember they pissed shit in my pot of gold?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 09, 2010, 10:55:07 AM
How does one (fairy or not) piss shit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:32:54 AM
Have you never had one of those diseases before?   :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 09, 2010, 11:33:49 AM
Could you be a little more specific?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 09, 2010, 11:35:07 AM
How about we don't and just say we did?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:35:48 AM
It's a public forum, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 09, 2010, 11:47:38 AM
Yes, why do you ask?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:49:08 AM
Wonder if it's kosher to discuss diseases?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 09, 2010, 11:50:07 AM
Does anyone want to hear about your "diki-leaks"? LMAO!! Hey, why don't you start that new website?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 09, 2010, 11:54:21 AM
Do you want me to list the reasons why not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 02:22:48 PM
Would it stop you if we didn't?   ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 09, 2010, 02:54:00 PM
Possibly, yes.  But would I admit such a thing publicly?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 08:00:05 PM
Are you going public?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 09, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
Have I GOT CHAIRS NOW?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 09:05:54 PM
Do you need them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:14:47 PM
Who started this, anyway?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 11:15:45 PM
Are you blaming me?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:18:01 PM
I don't suppose you need the copy of the Kama Sutra, do you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 11:18:49 PM
Will I get the blame for that too?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:19:25 PM
Probably not, but would you like the credit?  :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 11:20:16 PM
 :D :D

Will that earn me Brownie points?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:22:46 PM
Brownie points, Girl Scout points, Nancy Nurse points, should I assume you would like them all?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 09, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
Is it unwise to assume anything in this climate?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 11:25:04 AM
Is there not enough assuming that goes on around here to start a Donkey Farm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Big T on December 10, 2010, 11:27:30 AM
Hee Haw ... I'm into farming. What are you planting?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 11:28:08 AM
Asses?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Big T on December 10, 2010, 11:30:14 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
I should have guessed the answer, but didn't. ..
Now, in terms of produce, where is my profit?
 ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 12:38:31 PM
You could ask on the stock exchange..probably under futures or exotics?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 12:48:09 PM
Where's herron with his dikileaks story?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 12:50:37 PM
Why would Herron know about dikileaks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 12:55:11 PM
Ask him? Herron why do you know about dikileaks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
Why am I reading this?   
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 03:03:59 PM
Who knows why we do a lot of things? Where would we be if we didn't think and read?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:05:24 PM
In D.C?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 03:15:13 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Where the hell is that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:18:53 PM
In Washington? D.C.? Like right near the zoo? J/k? I feel like my teenager?   ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 03:24:22 PM
Its Saturday now in Oz, has Saturday reached the other side of the world yet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 03:25:42 PM
With the time difference - what do you think? [It's 20:25 here]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:27:03 PM
I hate figuring that out!  >:(  It's still Friday here... ahhh, kids still off at school! Does anyone have any unusual cures for writer's block?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 03:28:44 PM
Who has writers block?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:29:59 PM
I wonder why I cannot seem to write a decent poem lately? :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 03:30:49 PM
Have you ever considered coming to the dark side and trying prose?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:32:00 PM
Would anyone want to read my stinky prose?  haha ;D

hm need a new question... :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 03:33:14 PM
 :o :o :o
You have stinky prose?? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:34:16 PM
Does a bear...???   ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 03:36:39 PM
Isn't that true?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 03:38:02 PM
Prose is the dark side?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 03:41:59 PM
Is The Thongy something of which people dare speak about on a forum such as this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:42:49 PM
Exactly what sort of forum is this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 03:47:09 PM
Is it one which is an anagram of 'from-u'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 03:51:01 PM
 of rum?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 03:51:47 PM
I think that's got to be it, right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
Has anybody ever told you lot you waffle a lot?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 04:05:28 PM
Lol! When you have to frame everything as a question, is there any way to avoid sounding indecisive?   8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 04:08:34 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me the time and that I am going to be late for work?  :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: SharonLeigh on December 10, 2010, 04:11:37 PM
Why is time always fun when you're having flies?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 04:13:06 PM
Where has my creativity gone but even more so how I can retrieve my organisation?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 04:46:18 PM
Where did you last seem organized?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 06:54:19 PM
I ask myself the same question..where... even when did I last seem organised?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 06:58:54 PM
Is it possible to "re-gain" organization? Or is it evolutionary such that upon becoming organized again is actually completely different from what we thought was organized before?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 10, 2010, 07:00:41 PM
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 07:05:40 PM
Maybe the same only with stirrups to hold our feet out of the way of our faces??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 07:28:25 PM
I was reading back and someone mentioned waffles. Does this place serve breakfast?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
Is it too late to put my order in?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 07:34:38 PM
Can we get an Ulster Fry here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 07:36:04 PM
What's an Ulster Fry?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 07:36:39 PM
Do you think our minds are alike Patti, I was thinking the same thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 07:38:34 PM
Linda, are you as dumb as me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 07:40:22 PM
I don't know, am I?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
You guys don't know the delights of a full cooked breakfast [or tea-time meal or lunch in fact an anytime meal] with soda bread and potato farls?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 07:41:57 PM
Whats a farl?   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 07:42:35 PM
Is a farl just like Karl only spelled wrong?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 07:43:31 PM
 ;) ;)

That does make it delicious than does it not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 07:44:07 PM
Don't you people have dictionaries?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 07:44:24 PM
Is Karl a potato?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
 :o :o :o

Karl is delicious, have you not seen him?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 07:45:20 PM
Doesn't he give you gas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 10, 2010, 07:46:53 PM
Don't you think thats a bit personal?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 07:50:15 PM
Is there anything off limits on here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 07:51:00 PM
What are limits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 07:53:39 PM
Who can guess which member this reminds me of?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 09:43:12 PM
Does she know you posted her picture?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 09:46:25 PM
Whose picture?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
Oh God..is that what I look like now?  [since the change on The THingy]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 10:14:15 PM
Oh my God ... is that you?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 10, 2010, 10:16:52 PM
How did this get so twisted?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 10:18:19 PM
I didn't twist it (this time), did you?   :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 10:20:48 PM
Could I ever really be accused of convoluting things beyond abstraction so that total confusion reigns and no one understands what I'm talking about now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 10:22:31 PM
What?   ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 10:33:29 PM
Didn't you understand me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DC on December 11, 2010, 12:23:42 AM
The answer, Sio, is yes you could be so accused, you're a writer. Was I not meant to understand the question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 11, 2010, 01:01:51 AM
Do you ever understand the words of wise women DC?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DC on December 11, 2010, 01:22:39 AM
Do I ever understand the words of Women?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 11, 2010, 06:06:56 AM
DC, is there something you would like me to explain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 11, 2010, 06:50:09 AM
Would it work?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 11, 2010, 11:10:14 AM
Could it work?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 11, 2010, 11:10:43 AM
Who knows?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 11, 2010, 12:39:30 PM
Perhaps that character beginning with F knows?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: irallan on December 11, 2010, 12:49:49 PM
F Knows?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 11, 2010, 02:09:48 PM
Doesn't she?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 11, 2010, 03:02:09 PM
Will anybody identify the mysterious F on this thread or will we remain bewildered and befuddled forever?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 11, 2010, 03:10:46 PM
When will the contest voting be compleated?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 11, 2010, 04:11:13 PM
Is this a contest?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 11, 2010, 04:27:18 PM
Wasn't there a 100 word story contest that ended December 10th ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 11, 2010, 04:54:44 PM
What contest?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 11, 2010, 05:08:53 PM
Was it the one that prose writers thought they could do - 100 words flash fiction with key words run by Alice or are you talking about the 100 words murder and mayhem contest run by Don?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 11, 2010, 07:18:30 PM
Will anybody identify the mysterious F on this thread or will we remain bewildered and befuddled forever?

Frances Ursula Caroline Knebworth .  Would that be the mysterious lady F?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 11, 2010, 09:29:41 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 11, 2010, 09:50:06 PM
Don't you know her?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: irallan on December 11, 2010, 10:56:03 PM
Everyone knows F knows..Who knows what F will know next?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 12, 2010, 02:53:14 AM
What just happened?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 12, 2010, 06:00:44 AM
Who was that masked man?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2010, 07:50:11 AM
Was it Zorro or the Lone Ranger?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 12, 2010, 10:29:37 AM
Was he carrying a sword or a pistol?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 12, 2010, 12:04:10 PM
Frances Ursula Caroline Knebworth .  Would that be the mysterious lady F?

Aren't there several members of the aristocracy who share the same name?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 12, 2010, 12:29:48 PM
Can you get arrested for taking matters into your own hands?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2010, 01:48:31 PM
Gentlemen in public might; can you put your pants back on?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 12, 2010, 01:51:06 PM
Skipster has his pants down?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 12, 2010, 03:33:35 PM
Who started this rumour?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 12, 2010, 04:22:01 PM
Will the heat from a chandelier burn denims?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 12, 2010, 04:27:49 PM
Does the heat from a floor lap burn armpit hair?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 12, 2010, 04:44:18 PM
Well, well, well, when are we going to get round to doing all the things we need to do so that we can do nothing over the holidays?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
Are you still totally unprepared?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 12, 2010, 04:59:27 PM
So totally ahead of the game it's unbelievable considering the recent obstacles - but what will happen to burst this little bubble, I wonder?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2010, 05:04:20 PM
Isn't life just one thing after another?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 12, 2010, 05:06:40 PM
Ain't it just?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 12, 2010, 05:34:53 PM
Or is it unjust?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 12, 2010, 05:36:55 PM
Or do we just not care?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 12, 2010, 05:38:40 PM
Don't you care?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 12, 2010, 05:40:51 PM
Of course I do ... doesn't it show?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 12, 2010, 06:45:06 PM
I can't see it from here...where do you keep it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 12, 2010, 11:32:02 PM
Do you think he keeps it hidden?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 13, 2010, 12:08:27 AM
Do you think I should?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 12:09:13 AM
Is that it poking out under your shirt?  :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 13, 2010, 12:10:51 AM
That's my fur-colored shorts, can't you tell?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 12:12:27 AM
 ::) ::)

It looked very impressive, do you think I need my eyes tested?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 07:15:41 AM
Do you think merely tested would be enough?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 07:18:06 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps I need rose coloured glasses, would that work?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 13, 2010, 07:37:18 AM
Do you think we've answered Grey's question? Or are we already having fun yet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 08:36:49 AM
I'm having fun, aren't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 08:53:11 AM
I'm not sure, can you advise me on this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 11:43:14 AM
What sort of fun are you hoping for?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 01:51:07 PM
We have options?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 02:28:01 PM
In the States we do; don't you there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 02:47:12 PM
In the States we do...

Are you sure?  Or do you just believe the myths and legends about The Land Of The Free?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 13, 2010, 04:39:01 PM
Do you mean someone stole all our freedoms in the name of national security?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 04:40:51 PM
Which dipshit in charge would sell freedom for the illusion of security?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 13, 2010, 04:44:32 PM
All of them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
There are a lot of them, aren't there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 05:45:23 PM
Ok, no time to read back, who are they?   :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 13, 2010, 06:52:26 PM
If you purposely run your car into a tree, is it still considered an accident?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 06:54:51 PM
Is this a trick question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 07:04:22 PM
How would you define a trick question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 07:07:36 PM
Could it be one with more than one answer and fully loaded?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 13, 2010, 08:15:23 PM
Are you loaded?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 08:16:08 PM
Do I look loaded?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 08:18:13 PM
Is that what they call a leading question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 08:21:17 PM
Wheres it leading to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 08:26:18 PM
Who knows?

Who, as everyone knows, is the polite cousin to 'F knows'.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 08:27:35 PM
 :D :D

Don't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 08:28:32 PM
Should I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 08:29:48 PM
Ma said you know everything, could that be the rum talking?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2010, 08:32:48 PM
Rum talks?

Maybe it does, sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=admx0WApzbE&feature=related
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 08:36:40 PM
Damn, can't listen to youtube at worked, its blocked.  ???

Do you think it talks louder to some then others?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 13, 2010, 09:40:17 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 13, 2010, 09:48:35 PM
My mum told me Y was crooked and couldn't be straightened, is that true?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 14, 2010, 07:16:41 AM
How did your Mum define straight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 07:28:30 AM
Is straight the opposite of gay?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 10:22:59 AM
Isn't that an interesting question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
What do you mean by "interesting"?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 14, 2010, 10:34:40 AM
Is it?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 11:12:26 AM
I can't really tell, can you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 12:26:20 PM
Who was it asking about rum?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 12:38:09 PM
Who cares... where is it...does anybody know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 01:09:09 PM
If it's rum, it has to be Ma, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 02:01:29 PM
From what I gather - she's a tough nut..maybe we should try the brandy drinkers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Andrewf on December 14, 2010, 02:54:14 PM
What have the brandy drinkers done to deserve a trial?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 14, 2010, 03:16:26 PM
Why not just hang them without a trial?

(Or, that timeless line from countless Westerns...  "Let's give this son of a bitch a fair trial and then hang him.")
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 03:24:08 PM
I was just looking for an alternative booze supply [as opposed to incurring the wrath of Ma if we raided her rum] - did I mention anything about a trial?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 14, 2010, 03:33:57 PM
Whos on trial?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Andrewf on December 14, 2010, 03:35:11 PM
Wrong... that's Who's on first?     isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 14, 2010, 03:42:56 PM
Well,who is?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 14, 2010, 03:47:19 PM
Who is what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 14, 2010, 04:21:17 PM
No, Andrew said Whos on first, what has What got to do with Who?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 14, 2010, 04:23:41 PM
I think What's on second. IDK maybe on third?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 05:12:54 PM
Would anyone care if I ignored the rum and went right to the Scotch?

"Who's On First" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M) ... still funny, all these decades later!  :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 14, 2010, 05:14:38 PM
Did you know I was a bourbon girl?   ::)

It sure is funny, the simplist things ay.  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 05:26:31 PM
Did you know I was a Scotch guy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 14, 2010, 05:39:47 PM
Does a Scotch Guy burn better on Guy Fawkes night?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 05:45:38 PM
Does Gunpowder Treason Day (Guy Fawkes) still carry strong religious overtones and anti-Catholic sentiment?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 06:02:55 PM
Why would anyone be anti-Catholic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 06:06:00 PM
Did you ever hear of King Henry VIII?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 06:24:44 PM
Anyone want to visit Northern Ireland during the 12th? [The 11th night bonfires are amazing!]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: AriM on December 14, 2010, 06:43:06 PM
Are you providing the accommodations?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 06:51:16 PM
Are you willing to finish the renovations?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: AriM on December 14, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
Before or after the festivities?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 06:59:49 PM
Which festivities are you referring to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: AriM on December 14, 2010, 07:25:02 PM
Aren't bonfires festive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 14, 2010, 07:26:33 PM
I have half naked men working next door, anyone want a peek?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 07:54:06 PM
You won't be taking photos will you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 14, 2010, 10:58:54 PM
And you won't be showing them to us, will you?  :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 15, 2010, 12:54:17 AM
Are the police interested?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 15, 2010, 01:02:13 AM
Who's taking pictures of Fly on the rocks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 15, 2010, 04:08:38 AM
 :o :o :o

The Fly don't do photos, do you understand?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 15, 2010, 05:20:00 AM
I've heard Betty has some great gams, are you sure?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2010, 07:45:24 AM
FF, which half was naked?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 10:47:16 AM
FF, which half was naked?
FF, which half was naked?

Was it F or F?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 15, 2010, 11:58:27 AM
Probably both, don't you think?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 12:15:06 PM
As they're both the same I reckon it's got to be an either/or choice left/right - wouldn't you agree?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2010, 02:19:49 PM
I was hoping for the bottom half, weren't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 15, 2010, 02:49:29 PM
Are you lot being rude?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2010, 04:34:41 PM
Aren't we always?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 15, 2010, 05:10:38 PM
Well thats the rumour, who started it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2010, 07:19:21 PM
Do we have rumors here at MWC?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
I'll take the blame... if no one else wants to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2010, 07:51:18 PM
I was going to take some blame except ...
Does this blame make my butt look fat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 07:57:20 PM
Really woman - you expect an online answer to does your butt look fat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 15, 2010, 08:01:10 PM
The woman on MWC are all gorgeous, aren't they?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 08:02:09 PM
How can you tell?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 15, 2010, 08:29:43 PM
Ma told me that Maimi told her that Iain told her that Herron told him, he can tell by peeking under the toilet door, did ya'll know we had unisex toilets at MWC?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 15, 2010, 08:34:20 PM
Why do I keep coming back to this thread?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 08:46:45 PM
Is it not just to take the piss out of the title?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 15, 2010, 08:48:14 PM
With unisex toilets, I guess can we not take the piss out of anything?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 08:49:01 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Are you trying to dump that on me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 15, 2010, 08:51:34 PM
Oh hell no. Someone else dropped a log in the bar earlier. Irish I take it? Try Irish and Italian. What kinda mutt you think I am?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 08:52:51 PM
How many guesses do I get>
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 15, 2010, 08:54:49 PM
Zero. I want eric back in here. He talks about weed. No? ;D >:D

Does D wish she had some weed? Shall we start a poll?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 15, 2010, 09:04:27 PM
Am I in the right place?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 15, 2010, 09:11:33 PM
Don't you know you are Skipster?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 15, 2010, 09:30:09 PM
Is this the motor vehicle department?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 15, 2010, 09:34:36 PM
Sure, what do you need?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 15, 2010, 10:36:59 PM
New wheels?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 16, 2010, 01:01:27 AM
How long have I been in line?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 01:05:50 AM
Bunny said you are never in line, was she mistaken?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 16, 2010, 01:45:10 AM
Is that one of those loaded woman questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 02:17:59 AM
Here we go, loaded again, what would you like it loaded with?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 16, 2010, 02:53:01 AM
Should I have a beer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 02:56:03 AM
You want to load it with beer?  :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 16, 2010, 02:59:25 AM
Do you think we should head to the bar before I answer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 04:22:04 AM
Will you shout?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 16, 2010, 07:35:12 AM
Why all this yelling so early in the morning?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 16, 2010, 12:58:17 PM
Do they want to wake us?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 16, 2010, 01:04:24 PM
Are we asleep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 16, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
Would we know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 16, 2010, 01:22:30 PM
Is this all just a dream?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 16, 2010, 01:24:35 PM
Or is it a nightmare?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 16, 2010, 01:26:52 PM
Or, worse still, reality?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 16, 2010, 01:35:51 PM
Will we ever wake up to it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 01:38:51 PM
Why would we want to wake up to reality?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 16, 2010, 01:42:10 PM
Where is reality kept?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
I keep it in a box beside the bed...where's yours?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 16, 2010, 05:34:27 PM
Am I supposed to have a reality?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 05:51:13 PM
Doesn't everyone keep in their alternative space?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 16, 2010, 06:14:32 PM
How do you know about my alternative space(s)?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 06:20:10 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?   ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 16, 2010, 06:23:25 PM
Would I have asked otherwise? ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 06:35:58 PM
It depends ... are you in reality or your alternative space(s)?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 16, 2010, 06:38:35 PM
Have you considered the possibility that I may not know the answer to this myself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 07:41:39 PM
Should you ask someone then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 16, 2010, 07:51:02 PM
Has anyone decided who's potential is in Herron's avatar?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 07:53:11 PM
Whats his avatar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 16, 2010, 07:59:51 PM
Do you call the photo or picture of a person on their profile and avatar?

Do I have a beautiful young horse called Avatar?

Well yes I do, yet just how long has it been since I got to spend quality time with her?

Am I excited to be doing so VERY soon on our new farm?

Is HELL YES an acceptable phrase?

And, just how many questions am I allowed to ask myself in one sitting?

Maybe it becomes apparent I am accustomed to long drives with only my own company, who can tell?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 08:13:02 PM
Should I change my avatar again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
You will get my reputation for too many outfits if you do Herron, could you live with that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 11:13:19 PM
Could I live with your outfits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 16, 2010, 11:49:56 PM
It would be interesting wouldn't you agree?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 09:59:06 AM
Could there be an outfit more interesting than your current one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DC on December 17, 2010, 03:07:50 PM
'Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol'. Does this answer Gyppo's question from the previous page?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 17, 2010, 03:26:47 PM
WTH is going on in here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 03:32:09 PM
Are we back to reality/alternative spaces questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 17, 2010, 03:33:46 PM
Can we get over your avatar issues?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 03:38:06 PM
What issue was that?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 17, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
Didn't I say I thought it was hot?  :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 03:50:25 PM
The issue or the avatar?   ;D ;) :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 17, 2010, 03:51:32 PM
Does it matter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 05:06:03 PM
I'm over it ... are you?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 17, 2010, 05:28:00 PM
Was I under it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 17, 2010, 06:11:44 PM
I'm beside myself, or am I next to you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 10:07:59 PM
Wait ... who wants to be on top?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 17, 2010, 10:08:39 PM
 ::) ::)

Is that harder work?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 10:10:25 PM
Who said it was work at all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 17, 2010, 10:31:50 PM
Is it play then?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 11:05:53 PM
I think that's often the case, don't you?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 17, 2010, 11:12:37 PM
Ow, have you changed outfits again Herron?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 17, 2010, 11:13:18 PM
Is that a case in point or some other sort of case - like upper or lower?
I think that's often the case, don't you?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 11:14:27 PM
Ow, have you changed outfits again Herron?  :D
Doesn't it seem like the 'outfit' is the same?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 17, 2010, 11:15:34 PM
May I feel the fabric and then I will know?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 11:37:58 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 18, 2010, 05:31:15 AM
Why are you two pawing Herron?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on December 18, 2010, 06:01:32 AM
Do you want to stroke too? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 18, 2010, 06:11:22 AM
Where are my blue non-latex gloves?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on December 18, 2010, 06:14:43 AM
Are they the furry ones?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 18, 2010, 06:30:48 AM
Haven't you seen pictures of gloves worn by our TSA accosters agents?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 08:56:12 AM
Gloves or gauntlets?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 18, 2010, 09:52:00 AM
Did someone mention gloves?

"Hello Mr TSA man.  You wear your gloves and I'll wear mine.  Just be careful where you poke."
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 09:53:33 AM
People call those gloves????
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 18, 2010, 10:00:19 AM
Is not nomenclature in the eye of the beholder?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 12:37:25 PM
Who are you trying to convince?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 18, 2010, 01:05:11 PM
Anyone who falls for it, because is it not true there's one born every minute?

(In fact, with soaring birthrates that old saying probably needs upgrading to one born ever 39.999 seconds, or some other equally detailed but essentially meaningless statistic.)

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 18, 2010, 02:22:23 PM
If light travels through space as particles, what's going on in the space between those particles?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 03:41:29 PM
Same stuff as protons that behave as atoms - can now do it at room temperature whereas before the photons had to be chilled.

Does it really matter - is it matter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 18, 2010, 04:09:50 PM
Are we going to natter on matter then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 18, 2010, 04:12:24 PM
You'd think me odd as a hatter if I went to chatter on matter, now wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 18, 2010, 04:33:10 PM
You?  Mad as a hatter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 18, 2010, 05:52:08 PM
So which is mad, the former or the latter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 06:03:43 PM
Will this question be given an answer by another rhyming chancer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 18, 2010, 07:18:36 PM
Or could it be an Irish dancer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 07:22:37 PM
Or Santa's lovely reindeer 'Prancer'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 18, 2010, 08:10:45 PM
Or could that be Olive (the 'other'] reindeer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 18, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
Are you picturing a ladder-hatter that really batters, discussing space particles as if they matter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
Maybe Dr Zeuss and the Cat In A Hat might join us - Sam I am and green eggs and ham anyone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 18, 2010, 09:27:41 PM
Is the ham green too or just the eggs?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 18, 2010, 10:29:11 PM
Is your ham really green?   :-[
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 18, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Is it healthy to have green ham?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 18, 2010, 11:19:07 PM
Don't you wish someone could answer that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 19, 2010, 05:48:46 AM
Can you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 19, 2010, 05:52:27 AM
I believe I could but won't I get into trouble if I do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 19, 2010, 06:23:42 AM
Has anyone ever told you, that you ask a hell of a lot of questions Skipster?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 19, 2010, 11:14:36 AM
Is the ham green too or just the eggs?

 ;D

How did I not ever think of that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 19, 2010, 12:37:23 PM
Yes, What kind of ham would you like if not green?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 19, 2010, 01:54:36 PM
Purple would be interesting, but is it even possible?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 19, 2010, 02:31:27 PM
Isn't this a question about bacon - green [unsmoked] or cured [smoked]?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 19, 2010, 02:33:12 PM
Are you trying to inject reality into this thread?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 19, 2010, 02:43:15 PM
You are accusing Siobhan of dallying with reality?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 19, 2010, 02:46:43 PM
It got a reaction, didn't it? ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 19, 2010, 02:52:57 PM
Can I believe what I am reading? Can I? Can I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 19, 2010, 03:19:05 PM
How would I know what you can believe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 19, 2010, 03:29:43 PM
Why would you want to know what Sio can believe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Andrewf on December 19, 2010, 03:31:41 PM
Why would you not want to know what someone would believe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 19, 2010, 03:37:07 PM
How can you ever be sure you know what someone believes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 19, 2010, 05:31:54 PM
And with Sio, it could be just about anything, couldn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 19, 2010, 05:44:03 PM
Is 510 ambidextrous?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 19, 2010, 06:13:10 PM
Why are you calling Sio names?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 19, 2010, 06:20:48 PM
Are you saying I am not allowed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 19, 2010, 06:26:11 PM
How about; 510, the Irish hen?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 19, 2010, 06:28:39 PM
Does this mean she is a good layer?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 19, 2010, 06:29:47 PM
You don't really think I'm gonna touch that one do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 19, 2010, 06:34:34 PM
Wy ever not?  ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 19, 2010, 06:48:20 PM
Nope, not this cowboy, why don't you take this one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 19, 2010, 08:13:47 PM
Why would a question about Sio be off-limits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 19, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
There have been questions elsewhere about Sio's sexuality and the interference with it on The Thingy and I wonder why and how it all happened, does anybody know? [I've just not been quite myself since the accidental sex change]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 12:39:46 AM
So you don't know how you are feeling 510?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 05:56:37 AM
Isn't Sio in touch with her masculine self?   :D >:D  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 05:59:39 AM
Does her masculine self go by another name?  8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 06:01:03 AM
I think so, isn't it called herron?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 06:10:05 AM
 :o :o :o

Will you tell him or I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 07:23:22 AM
Are we permitted to have two accounts now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 20, 2010, 07:54:15 AM
How long is your ring-finger, Sio?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 08:35:16 AM
Is there some significance to this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 08:37:41 AM
Which ring finger...I still have two hands?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 08:45:11 AM
Did you count to make sure?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 08:47:14 AM
Is that like adding up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 08:52:10 AM
Oh my, I dislike math, are we doing math now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 08:53:41 AM
Apologies..should we change the subject?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 08:55:55 AM
I'm a word person, can we talk about words?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 20, 2010, 09:45:44 AM
If we write the numbers as words, such as fifteen million. four hundred thousand, seven hundred and ninety three point three recurring, will that help?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 11:09:31 AM
Thanks, did you do that just for me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 12:16:57 PM
I'm still wondering how many hands Sio has, aren't you?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 01:06:45 PM
Haven't they already been counted and accounted for?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
I thought there were two...weren't they counting her rings, or something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 01:36:12 PM
Would it freak you guys out if you found out about my true anatomy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 01:47:28 PM
Is their something about your anatomy you need to share?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 03:17:41 PM
Didn't you say she had two rings?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 03:22:00 PM
Have I turned into a tree now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 03:32:03 PM
Oww not quiet, how long have you been trying?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 03:39:00 PM
Some people are trying at all times, is Sio one of these? Or is it Herron who is one of these?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 03:40:27 PM
 :o :o

Do you think they are twins?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
Do they have matching rings?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 03:52:35 PM
Are you going to ask them to bend over so we can see, I know I'm not?  :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 03:58:26 PM
You'll never know if Herron and Sio are one and the same creature. Is that just a multiple personality thing or is it more serious?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
How serious does it need to be?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 04:47:49 PM
How serious do you think I/we can manage?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 04:55:40 PM
Well at this point, I need to ask you a question  ::) How much can you handle 510?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 04:59:15 PM
I will assume I am 510 for the purpose of answering your question about how much can be handled by one transexual, tree with MPD. [There have been so many changes to myself/selves I'm having trouble remembering who I really am or if I even exist.]

How the hell would I know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 05:01:00 PM
The answer is therapy, now what was the question.  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 05:02:45 PM
Uh - isn't that a thread on Games and Challenges?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 05:26:22 PM
Is it?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 06:16:13 PM
Isn't there one about..if this is the answer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 06:21:17 PM
Can I question that?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 06:25:53 PM
Could we perhaps go look at the topics there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 06:30:54 PM
I thought you said tropics, do you think I need new glasses?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 06:37:14 PM
Could you just clean the ones you have?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
Oh I never thought to do that, thankyou Patti, you know a lot of things about a lot of things, was that hard to learn?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 06:57:54 PM
But what about the lonely raspberries?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:00:41 PM
Did somebody say rasberries?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 07:01:35 PM
Golly - would that have been me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:09:26 PM
Hmf, I thought it was herron: I see the ho and just assume, not good eh?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 07:11:33 PM
Wow - this getting beyond confusing, have I had some sort of chemical assistance I don't know about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:13:53 PM
Is that what they call it? Chemical ASSISTANCE?? not DEPENDENCE??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 07:14:56 PM
Would anyone admit to dependency?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:17:31 PM
Hell, IDK, I thought I was, but doesn't Assistance just sound so much more positive?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 20, 2010, 07:18:38 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the assistance rendered?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:20:16 PM
Can assistance be considered the same as manslaughter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 07:24:19 PM
Would an attorney even answer that question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:28:52 PM
Isn't chemical dependence more fun than chemical assistance?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 07:31:13 PM
Do we know any attorneys, besides eric?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:33:42 PM
Is eric an atty???????????????????????????????????? And I've been wasting my $$ all this time????????????????????
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2010, 07:37:05 PM
He was an attorney but he no longer practices. Does that mean he finally knows what he's doing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:42:09 PM
(f*k) Had I known what he did, I wouldn't have crossed his path would I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 20, 2010, 07:55:31 PM
Don't you think its wrong for doctors and lawyers to "Practice" even after all their schooling? Why can't mechanics and contractors practice?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 20, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
Maybe because of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itoEIFm4y5A
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 08:07:44 PM
Isn't the verb practise and the noun practice?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 20, 2010, 08:14:39 PM
Can you picture me throwing my hands up in surrender and C-ing my way out of this discussion?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Don't pedants piss you off?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 20, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
Blimey I go out of the room for ten minutes and you lot run amok, whats going on?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 10:31:51 PM
Don't you think its wrong for doctors and lawyers to "Practice" even after all their schooling? Why can't mechanics and contractors practice?

What makes you think they don't, every time they do work for you?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 10:36:05 PM
You'll never know if Herron and Sio are one and the same creature. Is that just a multiple personality thing or is it more serious?

I assure you she's pulling your chain; she can't be me...she's much prettier, don't you think?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 20, 2010, 10:48:35 PM
Do we have to stop amuking when FF gets back?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 10:57:26 PM
Wouldn't that take all the fun out of it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 21, 2010, 12:05:17 AM
Is this fun?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 21, 2010, 12:41:04 AM
I think so, this is my first time amuking, how about you?  ;D

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2010, 07:11:13 AM
WB I loved the Ron White thing, why I have never heard of him before?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 08:51:32 AM
Is the amuking a group activity or are were doing it in batches?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 21, 2010, 08:52:38 AM
Wasn't it running amok individually?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 21, 2010, 08:55:00 AM
But, say, two or more individuals start running amok, aren't they a group?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 21, 2010, 08:57:42 AM
Isn't that a duet?  Or was it a menage a trois?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 21, 2010, 09:00:16 AM
{Radio Edit}

What if two or more individuals just happen to be running amok together, does that make them a group?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 09:27:23 AM
What's the difference between a group and a batch?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 21, 2010, 09:36:35 AM
Is there one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2010, 01:19:57 PM
Isn't a group a bunch of people and a batch some cookie dough?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 21, 2010, 01:21:48 PM
I thought a bunch was grapes; am I missing something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2010, 01:34:02 PM
Isn't a bunch of grapes a bunch?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 02:18:18 PM
Oh man - bunch, bouquet, posy, hand...which one is the right one and why?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2010, 04:13:56 PM
They are all right, in their own way.

Am I correct?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 04:38:28 PM
Who I am to query your omniscience?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 21, 2010, 04:49:55 PM
Who's omniscient? 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 21, 2010, 05:42:12 PM
Omniscient, is that - like -  always being right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
Right wing or right direction?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 21, 2010, 06:05:37 PM
Does it really matter if you're only a happy little goldfish?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 07:14:32 PM
A happy little goldfish...hmmm...does someone need a cuddle? ***MA!***
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 21, 2010, 10:22:41 PM
I've got a cuddle left ... want it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 10:58:16 PM
How tight will you hold me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 22, 2010, 02:21:07 AM
Till your eyes pop I would say because thats my cuddle 510, so you can't have it can you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 22, 2010, 06:20:19 AM
Would Herron be offering a bare bear hug?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 22, 2010, 06:42:17 AM
I actually had a social event last night, did you miss me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 22, 2010, 08:41:25 AM
Was that a rhetorical question? ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 22, 2010, 08:44:20 AM
Doesn't rheotric provide its own answers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 22, 2010, 08:52:53 AM
But can you be sure of that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 22, 2010, 09:02:24 AM
That is something we need to address and I ask for support in this endeavour but -  I wonder how much assistance can be offered when you use italics?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 22, 2010, 04:40:07 PM
Does anyone know who invented italics?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 22, 2010, 05:28:24 PM
Wasn't that Italico Vespucci, the famous Italian designer of typefaces and ridiculously tall heels on women's shoes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 23, 2010, 07:02:05 AM
Is he the guy that died with a woman's high heeled shoe up his butt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 23, 2010, 07:31:07 AM
No, I think that was Guido Mario Caesar Antonio Maximilian, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 08:31:11 AM
Is he the guy that died with a woman's high heeled shoe up his butt?

Was that the cause of death or just something he was unable to attend to before his demise?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 23, 2010, 01:45:38 PM
More importantly, what happened to the other shoe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 23, 2010, 02:14:23 PM
Didn't they find the other high-heeled shoe lodged up his nose?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 02:29:02 PM
Can a shoe heel fit up a nostril?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 23, 2010, 04:38:30 PM
Wouldn't that depend on 1) the heel size and 2) the nostril size?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 04:40:51 PM
Are nostrils now rated in standard sizes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 23, 2010, 04:46:55 PM
Is there a size known as "Huge-ass Honker" or was that my imagination?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 04:48:24 PM
I'm not sure but I was wondering would the sizes be in US/European/UK like shoes are?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 23, 2010, 05:34:54 PM
Are we talking about nostril sizes or butts?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 06:48:16 PM
Do you mean ass butt, barrel butt or cigarette butt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 23, 2010, 07:27:41 PM
Or maybe you meant an archery butt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 23, 2010, 07:32:54 PM
What about a pork butt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 23, 2010, 07:35:16 PM
With all this talk about butts, are we forgetting the nostrils again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 23, 2010, 07:39:56 PM
Weren't the nostrils were just the side-topic for the second shoe location?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 23, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Yes, but who wants to talk about shoes?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 23, 2010, 07:42:30 PM
Didn't you bring shoes up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 23, 2010, 07:50:42 PM
Unless you have your legs in the air, shoes are usually down, aren't they?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 23, 2010, 07:52:00 PM
Weren't you the first person to refer to the topic of shoes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 23, 2010, 07:55:06 PM
I'm pretty sure that was Sio, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 08:00:16 PM
Am I getting the blame again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 23, 2010, 08:01:30 PM
Why not transfer the blame to Immelda Marcos?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 08:02:27 PM
Have you no respect for a shoe diva?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 23, 2010, 08:03:31 PM
You're quite perceptive, aren't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 08:06:40 PM
Is that nearly a compliment?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 23, 2010, 08:10:33 PM
Well, it is nearly Christmas isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 23, 2010, 08:12:07 PM
Is it actually Christmas in Australia yet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 23, 2010, 08:32:09 PM
Is this Christmas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 24, 2010, 06:00:43 AM
Do you have special Christmas shoes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 24, 2010, 07:24:57 AM
Do they have bells on them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 24, 2010, 08:45:51 AM
Did the elfs that sell cookies on TV get fired from their last job?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 24, 2010, 01:38:37 PM
Did Santa fire them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 24, 2010, 02:30:04 PM
Now, now -who could think of accusing Santa of such a thing...and at this time of year?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 24, 2010, 02:45:49 PM
Now, now -who could think of accusing Santa of such a thing...and at this time of year?

I could ;-)  The only question in my mind was did he fire them one at a time, or all together after ramming them down the barrel of a bloody great cannon?

Let's face it, a man who can fly all around the world in about 27 hours - allowing for time differences - can do pretty much what he wants.  There's no jet fighter can catch him, nor missile which can bring him down.  The fat guy's got it made.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 24, 2010, 02:53:08 PM
If they were fired from a cannon was it part of a Christmas circus act?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 24, 2010, 03:03:33 PM
Or was that just what the evil old psycho told them so they'd file in meekly and obediently?

I know he's supposed to be a Jolly Old Fellow, but for every force there has to be an equal and opposite reaction, so somewhere along the line he has to have a bit of nasty.  In the old days he used to leave coal or reindeer droppings for bad children, but now PC and slovenly parenting has ruled that there is no such thing as a bad child.  They just have 'issues'.  Which is perhaps why santa decided it would be a jolly good wheeze to 'issue' the recalcitrant elves from a cannon.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 24, 2010, 03:11:40 PM
Is it official now that Santa's state of mind has moved from jolly and merry to pissed off and curmudgeonly?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 24, 2010, 03:56:06 PM
Don't you think he's still jolly, and he just has a perverted sense of humor?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 24, 2010, 05:06:01 PM
Ewwww, what is all over the inside of this cannon?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 24, 2010, 05:13:18 PM
Can we get it off?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 24, 2010, 05:17:05 PM
Alright. Want some punch and sugar cookies?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 24, 2010, 07:34:33 PM
If that makes it easier?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 24, 2010, 07:56:33 PM
Do you like the ones with the swirls of peanut butter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 24, 2010, 08:01:05 PM
Elves come with peanut butter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 24, 2010, 08:05:10 PM
Are you sure they ....oh I'd better not.  Don't they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 24, 2010, 10:18:45 PM
Are we still playing this game on Christmas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 24, 2010, 10:45:36 PM
It's Christmas now across the pond, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 24, 2010, 10:47:40 PM
Why do they have so many funny habits over there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 24, 2010, 11:13:58 PM
Time warp?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 25, 2010, 03:25:26 AM
Why am I sooooo full?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 25, 2010, 06:06:39 AM
Are you like a Turkey?  Stuffed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 25, 2010, 06:26:31 AM
Exactly, and I am fearful I may pop, is that possible?   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 25, 2010, 10:24:21 AM
Are you this big?

One extremely well-stuffed Firefly ;-)

Left click to enlarge

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 25, 2010, 12:12:53 PM
Are you having a Merry Christmas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 25, 2010, 01:30:07 PM
Wouldn't you rather have Mary for Christmas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 25, 2010, 03:12:49 PM
Which Mary?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 25, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
Bloody, contrary, or virgin?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 25, 2010, 08:13:55 PM
I prefer bloody don't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 25, 2010, 09:52:23 PM
Bloody who?

Are you this big?

One extremely well-stuffed Firefly ;-)

Left click to enlarge



I think I was worse than that mate, blimey, didn't know I could stretch that far.  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 26, 2010, 08:14:47 AM
What are we going to ask questions about now that Christmas is over?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 08:28:47 AM
Haven't you heard of New Year?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 26, 2010, 08:38:57 AM
I hope this New Year brings a better year than last, don't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 08:56:04 AM
It can't be worse...can it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 26, 2010, 08:59:15 AM
It can always be worse, dear heart.  You are a dear heart, aren't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 09:01:02 AM
Oh dear, oh dear, dear, dear. I think I'm sounding like a dear heart now, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 26, 2010, 09:02:12 AM
Isn't our Eric the most poetic mountain man you have ever met?

And our Sio, well she is simply the dearest thing, don't you think?

 ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 09:08:22 AM
Jessie - how's it going?...[news reports over here about your weather look pretty bad]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 26, 2010, 09:13:44 AM
Hello Beautiful Sio - plenty of water - better than any drought don't you think?

Was that a car floating past?
 ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 26, 2010, 09:17:42 AM
Isn't our Jessie a gem?  (Soggy maybe but a gem)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 26, 2010, 03:09:33 PM
Would that be an opal?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 03:12:31 PM
Have you been to the opal museum in Sydney and seen the fossilised opals?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 26, 2010, 03:16:29 PM
 :o :o

No, didn't know there was one mate, where abouts in Sydney?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 03:31:08 PM
The main drag [centre of the city] - not far from the Victoria Building I think, must be a walkable distance - are you planning a visit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 26, 2010, 04:34:57 PM
Isn't it sad, Australia is one of the few places I've never been to visit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 26, 2010, 07:19:10 PM
Did I miss much while I was gone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Is that a wee while or a long while?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 26, 2010, 08:36:33 PM
Or just middlin'.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 08:39:49 PM
Who  knows how long a while can take?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 26, 2010, 08:45:04 PM
Maybe Mrs While could tell us?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 09:40:02 PM
Is she a relation of Wile Coyote?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 26, 2010, 11:48:22 PM
Have you heard that Wiley finally caught the Road Runner?  :o

(Some naughty words)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR7DCFCkqao (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR7DCFCkqao)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 06:39:42 AM
When will people realise that success sometimes means the end of things?

(That vid is a real tear-jerker ;-)

Note: Dyslexic finger day today.  The first version of this comment read tear jarker which is either some strange dialect, or a Sci-Fi character from a dodgy movie.  'Tear Jarker pulls it off in Hyperspace.'
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:27:30 AM
Anything other than 'Dys Fing' annoying you today Gyppo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on December 27, 2010, 09:46:48 AM
Who still writes a "dear" letter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 10:30:47 AM
Doesn't everyone who has to write to their bank manager?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 10:48:24 AM
Why is it that bank managers don't appreciate a letter which starts 'Deaf Sid or Madman'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 27, 2010, 11:00:50 AM
Are Deaf Sid and Madman still around?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 11:08:32 AM
Had they gone somewhere?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 11:34:11 AM
Can anyone confirm that Deaf Sid and Madman still hang around in typing classes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 11:40:29 AM
Didn't they get married?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 12:21:35 PM
Would this be one of those marriages 'forged in Hell but blessed in Heaven'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 12:41:26 PM
Could it be something that could be denied on the grounds of a typo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 12:52:05 PM
Are the gods that forgiving?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 01:14:28 PM
Apparently they are British; did they cross the Atlantic and end up in America somehow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 01:48:22 PM
Do we not send all our rejects to the (former) Colonies? ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 02:02:41 PM
Do the Brits still do that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 02:24:21 PM
Isn't most of the world now former British colonies?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 27, 2010, 02:34:44 PM
Why are we suddenly talking about former British colonies?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 02:46:38 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 02:47:04 PM
Do you want to change the subject?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 02:58:38 PM
Why would I change the subject?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 03:16:40 PM
Can we, instead, change the predicate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 03:21:02 PM
If we do that, will the object need to change too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 03:23:23 PM
You object? Why?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 03:24:23 PM
Isn't the object just a figment of our imagination?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
Ob JECT or OB ject? Where are you putting the stress?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
It can't be o BJE ct?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 03:52:51 PM
How, exactly, would you pronounce that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 04:01:00 PM
Does it matter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 04:33:44 PM
Which kind of matter? The kind that means "stuff" or the kind that means "make a difference?"
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 27, 2010, 05:12:42 PM
What kind of "stuff"?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
Is it the stuff that comes in different colours?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 27, 2010, 05:19:05 PM
Which colours?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 05:27:40 PM
Wouldn't the standard light spectrum be a start?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 27, 2010, 05:28:18 PM
A start for what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2010, 05:29:52 PM
Did we start already?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 05:30:39 PM
Which end of the rainbow should we begin at?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 27, 2010, 05:32:40 PM
What's a rainbow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 05:33:58 PM
Where are you based?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 27, 2010, 05:46:47 PM
Didn't I already make that clear?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 27, 2010, 06:02:23 PM
If it was clear enough, would she need to re ask the question?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 06:27:04 PM
Am I really thick?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 27, 2010, 06:42:55 PM
Am I really thick?

What scale of measurement do you use?  8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 07:02:25 PM
If Sio was really, really thick, would she be aware of this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:04:08 PM
Does this mean I have some hope?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 07:07:03 PM
Did you think you were thick?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:07:33 PM
Wasn't I supposed to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 07:09:31 PM
Is that a sign of insanity or sanity?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
Is it a cry for help or just a desire to be accepted and conform?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 07:12:07 PM
Isn't either one a paradox?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:13:34 PM
Aren't we allowed juxtapose weird stuff here and abuse oxymorons?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 07:15:41 PM
Is an oxymoron like a regular moron only on speed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:31:58 PM
I'm not sure, could you ask someone else who is perhaps more knowledgeable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 07:39:19 PM
Who is more knowledgeable than us?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 27, 2010, 07:40:53 PM
Are we talking collective intelligence/knowledge here?

(If so it's got to be one scary figure.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:42:47 PM
Is that some sort of omni-creature?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 07:45:04 PM
Why not Rule the World Creature?

BUWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 07:45:56 PM
Does it live here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 27, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Where exactly is here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 27, 2010, 08:25:34 PM
Is FF lost again...or is it me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 27, 2010, 08:27:37 PM
Could it be the blind leading the blind?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 27, 2010, 08:30:36 PM
I'm not blind, I quit drinking an hour ago...is it you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 08:32:51 PM
Have you guys missed out on something or what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 27, 2010, 08:33:53 PM
Don't tell me ... someone was buying another round?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 08:36:54 PM
And they say you're slow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 08:39:06 PM
Is herron slow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 08:44:13 PM
Would I tell tales out of school?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 08:49:35 PM
Who is thicker herron or Sio?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 08:51:22 PM
Who said Herron was? [I'll have 'em..he's me little mate]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 08:53:54 PM
 :D

So herron is a little matey now, eh?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 08:57:16 PM
Aw - shit! Have I let the cat out of the bag?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:00:10 PM
What kind of bag?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:01:22 PM
Is it the one that hold the can 0f worms?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:03:41 PM
What kind of cat hangs out with a can of worms?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:06:38 PM
You really haven't lived yet, have you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:11:10 PM
Does living enough to f*k up my life count?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:13:15 PM
Who cares about R/L shit at this time of night? [Pretend you've always been ready to take over the world.]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:14:53 PM
I've always been ready to take over the world, but has the world been ready for me to take over?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
International super powers have probably been 'watching' you but do you really care now that the time is near?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
Has WB ever cared what anyone thinks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:21:11 PM
OMG..I am frightened now..is that a loaded question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:24:52 PM
Isn't the only thing good loaded a potatoe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:27:27 PM
Are you using a spud gun?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:30:16 PM
LOL. Wouldn't you be surprised at the damage a spud gun can do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:31:12 PM
Have you met my children?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 27, 2010, 09:36:17 PM
You have children?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:40:08 PM
Who am I to question what doctors tell me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:41:17 PM
Doesn't the humongous alien being exiting your twat give it away?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:43:13 PM
Did you think I'd notice when I'd maxed out on diamorphine?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:49:55 PM
You mean there is a drug I haven't tried that would keep me from noticing something like that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 27, 2010, 09:56:26 PM
Didn't you know that hospitals keep secrets?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 27, 2010, 09:58:22 PM
Are there really any secrets when drugs meets money?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 27, 2010, 11:22:23 PM
Who said Herron was? [I'll have 'em..he's me little mate]
Am I coming up in the world?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 27, 2010, 11:35:48 PM
Did you get a promotion?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2010, 07:24:35 AM
I fall ill and miss all this jabber, was any of it important?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 08:09:25 AM
What would you consider important?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 28, 2010, 08:10:38 AM
All of it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2010, 08:19:57 AM
Don't we display any discretion?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 08:37:26 AM
Is that a memory from Mod days?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 08:48:54 AM
What's the Ministry of Defence got to do with any of this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
Y'all minister to your defence?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 28, 2010, 08:55:19 AM
I'm not being defensive, am I?

Are we all geared up for the festive Fri night to come?  

Do I have the willpower to turn off the computer and go to bed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 08:55:49 AM
Which question am I supposed to answer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:11:04 AM
Doesn't Jessie have a way at confusing folk?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 09:11:51 AM
So I'm not the only confused one then?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:14:15 AM
Do you feel that you are alone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 09:15:45 AM
Is it bad that I always feel alone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 28, 2010, 09:25:46 AM
Who is surprised that I had no willpower?

Am I confusing?

Or do I just like asking more than one question at once?

Will you miss me while I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
 :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:26:33 AM
Can we be anything but alone unless we have multiple personalities?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 09:28:53 AM
Don't all writers have multiple personalties?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:32:26 AM
Is that what they're called?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 09:33:06 AM
Am I wrong again?  :-\ :'(
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:35:17 AM
Have you taken my title now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 09:35:54 AM
What title?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:38:45 AM
Wasn't it something awarded in conclave?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 09:42:08 AM
How should I know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 12:31:56 PM
Do you think yo have too much on your plate, would you like someone to delegate a surrogate you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 12:32:45 PM
What's a surrogate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 12:33:29 PM
Isn't it a close cousin of Watergate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 12:34:40 PM
Wasn't it more like distant cousins?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: irallan on December 28, 2010, 12:36:28 PM
should we investigate or procrastinate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
Which would you prefer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2010, 04:14:23 PM
Can I be the investigator?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 04:38:32 PM
Should we begin in The Land Down Under?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 04:39:02 PM
Down under what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 04:40:39 PM
 :o :o

Have you not been there either?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 04:41:43 PM
Been where?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
Isn't the world supposed to be getting smaller?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
Do you think they think that cause we are all getting bigger?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 04:47:59 PM
Has Christmas added to your fetching silhouette?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 04:48:41 PM
Do you have a larger word than added in you pocket mate?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 04:52:16 PM
Oooooh! Aw well, won't we all be trying to make resolutions to make up for the festive excesses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 04:53:29 PM
How many people stick to their resolutions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 04:54:31 PM
Oh...is THAT what you're supposed to do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 04:56:13 PM
Didn't anyone fill you in on that bit?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 04:56:44 PM
Wasn't that your job?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 04:57:49 PM
Who said?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 05:16:48 PM
Was it who that said what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
Didn't Ma write that down for y'all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 28, 2010, 05:44:23 PM
Why does she always write stuff down for you, but never for me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2010, 05:46:02 PM
Doesn't she like you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 06:27:58 PM
What are the indicators of her dislike?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2010, 08:30:59 PM
Isn't it more important to figure out why she does like some?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 28, 2010, 08:36:02 PM
Or is it more important not to worry about it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 08:50:35 PM
New page, who you lot talking about?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 08:51:46 PM
Oh FF - you aren't going to tell on us are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 08:53:00 PM
 ::) ::)

Will you shout me a drink if I keep quiet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 08:54:24 PM
Is the Pope Catholic - whatcha want?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 08:57:38 PM
Is He?  :o :o

You got any Irish coffee?

Are two questions allowed?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:01:07 PM
Didn't you just ask 3? [Whatever you choose]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 09:02:19 PM
Oh so did you count the question about if two were allowed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Is it against the law to multi task - read and count at the same time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 09:05:42 PM
You're not a man are you?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:07:11 PM
I'm not sure since all that palaver on The Thingy - am I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 28, 2010, 09:09:33 PM
Should we ask Bones?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 09:10:20 PM
Will Bones be game enough to take a peek?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:10:32 PM
Was he part of it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 09:11:45 PM
If he takes a peek, do you think that will make him feel part of it?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 28, 2010, 09:13:25 PM
Part of what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 28, 2010, 09:20:46 PM
Should I go commando?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 28, 2010, 09:44:09 PM
 :o :o :o

Am I ready for that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: irallan on December 28, 2010, 09:52:27 PM
Are you ever ready? (No comments about being a duracell thank you)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on December 29, 2010, 01:11:34 AM
Do you have to wear a kilt to go commando, or is spandex acceptable?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 29, 2010, 02:34:07 AM
Grey, long time no see, how was your Xmas mate?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WoodridgeNZ on December 29, 2010, 06:30:09 AM
Well, isn't this a fun thread? Is this intended to provide practice in being evasive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 29, 2010, 07:18:42 AM
well how did you know I was wondering how you were of late?

Oh and I know you won't be offended at my logging off now and reading your news tomorrow, will you?

x o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2010, 07:53:30 AM
What is the point in being offended?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 07:55:28 AM
Is that like having been an offender?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 08:04:48 AM
Is that like being offensive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2010, 08:11:38 AM
Is anybody going to answer the lass?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 08:38:45 AM
Is it important to provide an answer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 08:58:14 AM
What was the question again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 09:25:03 AM
Why?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2010, 10:55:27 AM
Did someone 'speak'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 12:11:39 PM
Is typing a form of speaking?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2010, 12:16:03 PM
Should we start a debate in this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 12:18:05 PM
Do you like to debate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on December 29, 2010, 12:19:15 PM
Isn't debating civilized arguments?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 12:20:24 PM
Do we have to be civilized?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 12:32:13 PM
Aren't we civilized?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 12:32:58 PM
Can we at least pretend we're not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 12:34:08 PM
You want to mess with reality?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2010, 12:55:55 PM
Isn't that what writers do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 12:58:11 PM
Do you mess with reality, too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 01:09:16 PM
Are you just a messer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 01:12:39 PM
I've been known to, are you interested?   ::) ::) ::) :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 01:22:03 PM
Does it get messy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on December 29, 2010, 01:34:43 PM
Doesn't it always?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 01:36:17 PM
Who says it has to be messy?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 01:39:12 PM
Haven't you heard about the water crisis in NI [40,000 homes without water]?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 29, 2010, 01:43:50 PM
What's with all this mess?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 01:53:00 PM
Is that an 'official' check up on us type question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 29, 2010, 01:55:01 PM
What difference would being official make?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 02:03:51 PM
Have you heard of 'fear of authority'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 29, 2010, 02:09:21 PM
Have you ever heard 'If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet'?
Better yet, do you think Keith Richards was sober when he said it?  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 02:16:08 PM
Did you think I was serious?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 29, 2010, 02:25:29 PM
Need you ask?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 02:32:14 PM
How am I supposed to get feedback without making inquiry?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 02:48:38 PM
What kind of feedback are you seeking?  :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 02:51:22 PM
Shouldn't it always be positive and constructive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 02:52:00 PM
Yes, but what if it isn't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 02:53:33 PM
Can you go all out abusive and respond with equal measures of negativity?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 02:54:39 PM
Why couldn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 02:55:41 PM
Isn't there all that etiquette palaver?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 02:57:19 PM
Yeah, I tried to change my question to:
Now why would you want to do that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 03:00:47 PM
What do etiquette and authority have to do with each other?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 03:01:59 PM
Haven't we forgotten authority and moved onto debating?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 03:03:12 PM
Is that a debate question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 03:15:42 PM
Do we have to debate again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:16:53 PM
Mass debate? [you knew I was going to ask that]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 03:18:30 PM
That certainly answers my question, doesn't it?  ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 29, 2010, 03:23:39 PM
WB, will you get your derrière out of my face?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:24:35 PM
So..the mass debate - who went to midnight mass this year? {See..not what you thought!}
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
Is it required?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:40:47 PM
If it is required I'll ask about identity theft instead - has it ever happened to you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 03:41:48 PM
Would answering yes brand me as financially irresponsible?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:46:17 PM
Do you wish re-branding of your persona?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 29, 2010, 03:47:05 PM
Who said that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:48:10 PM
Was it me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 29, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
If you don't know how am I supposed to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:52:28 PM
Isn't it fortunate that the questions here don't have to follow a theme like on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 03:54:56 PM
Wouldn't the lack of spontaneity make it so boring?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:58:45 PM
Where's the beer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 04:00:25 PM
How can you stand beer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 04:02:19 PM
How can you not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
Have any of you tried flower arranging?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 29, 2010, 04:05:03 PM
Doesn't nature do a good enough job arranging flowers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 04:06:04 PM
Human nature?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 04:07:48 PM
What about Mother Nature?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
Is there a Father Nature?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 04:33:08 PM
Does there need to be?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 04:35:50 PM
Won't you tell me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
Who am I to squelch the magic of inquiry?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 05:21:09 PM
Ew...Do we have to squelch, it sounds icky?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 29, 2010, 05:55:50 PM
Is icky really a word?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 06:08:46 PM
Have you got children?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 06:14:06 PM
What does kids have to do with it?
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Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 06:26:30 PM
Didn't you get the old birds and the bees talk when you were a kid?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 06:29:17 PM
What's the old birds and the bees talk?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 29, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Who are you calling an old bird?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 07:00:00 PM
Aren't some people really insensitive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
Some people as described as having all the cultural sensitivity of a brick, but isn't this a little unfair on bricks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 29, 2010, 07:37:59 PM
I don't often agree with a lot of people Gyp, but I do agree with your statement or is it a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 07:40:27 PM
Can you agree if you aren't sure?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Can you agree to disagree?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 29, 2010, 07:56:34 PM
Of course, but is it wise?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 07:57:36 PM
Is that the same as disagreeing on an agreement?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 07:57:49 PM
When did wisdom ever come into decisions made by me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 08:08:49 PM
Is wisdom a decision-making tool or an intuitive, gut reaction tool?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 08:17:10 PM
Does wisdom know you're calling him a tool?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 29, 2010, 09:03:17 PM
Is wisdom a "him"?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 09:39:50 PM
You think maybe wisdom is a "she"?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 29, 2010, 09:46:39 PM
I know God is so thats possible too isn't it?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 09:47:58 PM
If God is a she, doesn't that make her/him/it a Goddess?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 29, 2010, 09:56:45 PM
Only if she wants it to be I would say, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 11:51:00 PM
Is there a God at all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 29, 2010, 11:58:47 PM
Are you doubtful of that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2010, 06:10:39 AM
Was it wise to not read the four or five pages since my last post?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 30, 2010, 08:19:41 AM
Can anyone else see Orion's Belt tonight?  It has stopped raining and she is beautiful, this night sky, yes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2010, 08:22:49 AM
You have night sky at this time of day?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 30, 2010, 08:25:20 AM
And it is the most beautiful non-cloudy one at that!  Is that your star I just wished upon?!
 ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2010, 09:01:46 AM
Do I have my own star?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 30, 2010, 09:04:53 AM
Can I have one too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 30, 2010, 09:09:19 AM
Aww now come on you fellas, surely you knew that the spell chick and gyppo stars and right next to each other?

Juxtaposed in eternal flitting glory!

Night night all
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 30, 2010, 09:59:07 AM
Where'd everyone go?  ???  ???  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 10:20:29 AM
Who can tell?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 30, 2010, 10:21:14 AM
Can't you tell me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 10:23:00 AM
Where should I start?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 30, 2010, 10:28:37 AM
Would it be too much of a problem to begin at the end?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 10:43:23 AM
Is that logical?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 30, 2010, 10:58:21 AM
Do we need to follow the rules of logic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 11:19:20 AM
Do you like to be illogical?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 30, 2010, 11:20:46 AM
Are you related to Spock?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 11:21:13 AM
Should I be?   ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on December 30, 2010, 11:22:16 AM
Wouldn't you need pointy ears too?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Is it OK for other things to be pointy instead?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 12:13:15 PM
What like?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 12:28:51 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?   ::)


only back for a sec ... posting more of the "Carl" intro......... ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Maimi on December 30, 2010, 12:37:25 PM
Would I ever be the same if you told me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 01:26:56 PM
Could you ever change?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 05:41:14 PM
Maimi doesn't need to change does she? Isn't she perfect just the way she is?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 05:45:08 PM
Can anyone be more perfect?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 05:47:25 PM
Is perfection in the eye of the beholder (i.e. the MWC members)?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 05:49:51 PM
Are they allowed to have their glasses on before they make a call?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 05:58:23 PM
Aren't 4 eyes better than 2?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 06:04:37 PM
Aren't you assuming then that MWC members might be normal humans...with [god forbid it]...limitations?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 30, 2010, 06:06:53 PM
Could someone explain the meaning of that word, limitations?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 06:11:25 PM
Limitations to a writer means: "So you don't think you can do this even though every swinging 'stick' has made millions doing a lackluster job at it?"
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 06:14:22 PM
Oh...did I misunderstand?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 06:20:37 PM
Isn't that for you to decide?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 06:25:41 PM
AW [curse words] I come here for a break - do I have to make decisions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 30, 2010, 06:40:57 PM
Decisions?  What decisions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 06:41:58 PM
Are you with me on this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 06:52:13 PM
Are we with you on this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 07:01:49 PM
Hey guys - I take it that you're with me on everything - aren't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 07:09:01 PM
What else are we on?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 30, 2010, 07:10:30 PM
Hey WB, can you sew?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 07:12:22 PM
Uh, hmmmm, does Ma like her cats?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 07:19:35 PM
Has anyone got a refill for me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 30, 2010, 07:21:08 PM
Yep, in the bar on Ma's card 510, we can put a bit of tailor work on there too can't we?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 07:21:46 PM
I was gonna say, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 07:26:59 PM
I wonder how clever you are? [probably a statement in reality but this is the question thread]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on December 30, 2010, 07:29:13 PM
Is clever a virtue?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 30, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
I don't know, should we ask 510?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 07:57:53 PM
If you guys were on The Thingy you'd be keelhauled - how can you ask about clever and its virtue?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2010, 08:06:59 PM
Is clever the same as smartass?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 30, 2010, 08:07:49 PM
Are you just saying or confessing here Patti?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 08:18:56 PM
Are we back to the Catholic Church debate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2010, 08:23:42 PM
What would I have to confess?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 08:25:07 PM
Wouldn't you be the only one who knows what might have stained your soul - or were you really bad?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2010, 08:39:52 PM
Dear Sweet Jesus - do I now have to add another load of laundry for my soul?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 09:22:33 PM
While you're at it, can you do socks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
Do what to socks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 09:53:15 PM
Darn? [meant as a question]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 30, 2010, 11:34:38 PM
Some of these questions are way strange don't you think?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 31, 2010, 12:14:17 AM
I do think - how are you Ms Bright Bot ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 31, 2010, 01:37:11 AM
I am wonderful thanks Miss Jessie, and you?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 05:18:41 AM
Does FF really think or just pretend to think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on December 31, 2010, 06:55:11 AM
Only the fly can really answer that, but do you seriously think she's daft enough to incriminate herself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 31, 2010, 08:57:48 AM
Can't we incinerate incriminate her? :( >:( >:( ;D :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 09:24:40 AM
Haven't we already?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 31, 2010, 10:02:16 AM
Is your New Year Eve going to be as pleasant as mine was?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 10:06:08 AM
How pleasant was yours?

STILL STUCK IN 2010
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on December 31, 2010, 10:28:05 AM
Ambience, candle light, a brandy, and me old ma and pa's company on the verandah - sounds pleasant, yes?

Night night x o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 31, 2010, 11:30:43 AM
You're kidding?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 01:38:23 PM
How old? (I'm feeling ancient, here.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on December 31, 2010, 02:48:59 PM
Can I guess?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 31, 2010, 02:56:34 PM
You won't cheat will you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 03:00:53 PM
I suppose you can, but did you really mean "may' (says the pedant)?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 31, 2010, 03:05:36 PM
Were you 'talking' to me? [only for the sake of posting a question...I'm not that dim...honestly ::)]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
Sio, exactly how dim are you?  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 31, 2010, 04:36:36 PM
How can Sio be dim, when she shines so bright?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 31, 2010, 05:25:37 PM
What have you done wrong Herron, you seem to be over sucking today?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on December 31, 2010, 06:45:27 PM
SInce when are compliments disallowed?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 06:52:04 PM
Are you trying to make us all diabetic with this much sweetness?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 31, 2010, 06:55:03 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Lucky you are a nurse Patti, you will help us won't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Haven't I always?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on December 31, 2010, 07:40:48 PM
Well, do you remember this one time, at band school....?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on December 31, 2010, 10:50:30 PM
 :) Dim-sum isn't necessarily sweet is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 05:38:09 AM
Sum? Is this going to involve math?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 06:18:27 AM
 :o :o :o

Better rule me out if thats the case Patti, how about you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 06:23:46 AM
Have I not made it clear that I am a word person and not a number person?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 06:27:56 AM
Did you not remember that I find it hard to remember, remember?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 06:32:55 AM
Are you older than me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 09:53:26 AM
How did I get caught up in another age question, is it a conspiracy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 01:32:41 PM
Sio, didn't you notice I was only asking FF?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 02:04:24 PM
Why me, I'm only a youngen?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on January 01, 2011, 02:08:52 PM
 ;D ;D ;D Age is just a number, right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 02:14:51 PM
 :D :D

Who said that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on January 01, 2011, 02:18:06 PM
Was it a philosopher?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 02:19:21 PM
Do you know any?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on January 01, 2011, 02:23:48 PM
Aren't most philosphers writers? Or do they only write because they have to express their ideas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 02:24:50 PM
Is philosophy an idea?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on January 01, 2011, 02:30:47 PM
Opinions differ, don't they? Can we change the subject?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 02:39:39 PM
What would you like to talk about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 02:40:48 PM
Not the weather or numbers, thats been done I think, or would you like to re hash them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on January 01, 2011, 02:48:01 PM
The weather would be fine ;D isn't it always a fine line to start a conversation?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 02:51:16 PM
True, true, well its hot here in Oz, I'm under the fan, scantilly dressed, scaring the neighbours, and you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on January 01, 2011, 02:55:37 PM
Nice...talking about scaring the neighbors. Do you do that often?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 03:16:26 PM
Daily!  ::) Do you think thats too often?  :D :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Scripter on January 01, 2011, 03:26:12 PM
Daily! Nice neigbors you have...they've never told you off?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 03:34:46 PM
Should they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 05:56:24 PM
Should we?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 06:21:30 PM
I willing but where would I start?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 06:27:20 PM
Is there a tunnel?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 01, 2011, 06:47:51 PM
Do you need a tunnel?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 06:55:59 PM
Haven't we got to find some way out?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on January 01, 2011, 07:18:03 PM
Shouldn't we go in instead?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 07:20:31 PM
Why limit ourselves to in or out - why don't we devour it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 01, 2011, 07:51:53 PM
Have you ever eaten a tunnel?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 08:10:33 PM
Can I claim the 5th amendment?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 01, 2011, 08:17:59 PM
Isn't your unplanned sex change on The Thingy sufficient amendment for you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
Does it hurt to be cyberly ammended?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 08:29:41 PM
Should we ask the Oracle?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 08:45:17 PM
Do you know how to get to Delphi?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 08:47:01 PM
Couldn't someone Google it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2011, 08:51:05 PM
Can you Google something if you use Bing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Isn't Bing Crosby dead - how could we use him?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 01, 2011, 09:25:08 PM
I think Bing is useless compared to Google, which do you prefer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 10:54:49 PM
I haven't dated either of them, does Brett know you're favouring the big G?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 02:16:37 AM
Is that important?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 02:36:00 AM
Have you asked him?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 03:42:08 AM
Why can't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 03:47:01 AM
I'd prefer not to - hear his woman is a bit of a hothead, is that true?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 03:48:05 AM
Don't you mean hot ass?   8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 03:50:45 AM
Hear that sizzle - phew, don't think I'm allowed to pass comment, don't want to drop myself in it, do I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 03:51:50 AM
Haven't you been in it before though?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 03:53:59 AM
Am I supposed to know what you're referring to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 04:26:33 AM
You can read minds can't you 510?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 04:48:46 AM
Of course, but I wasn't supposed to broadcast it . . . was I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 05:01:04 AM
 :-[ :-[ :-[

Did I let the cat out of the bag?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 05:31:17 AM
Are you playing the innocent now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2011, 06:00:16 AM
Innocent?  You lot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 06:50:59 AM
Your Honour...?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2011, 07:39:06 AM
I don't know which is more ludicrous, innocence or honor - do you have an opinion?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Skip Slocum on January 02, 2011, 07:50:13 AM
If lightbulbs were make shaped like hearts, wouldn't that make you lighthearted if you used them?  ???  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2011, 09:18:53 AM
Possibly, but they'd be more easily broken.  Apart from which, telling someone "I love you with all my bulb" just wouldn't gave the same ring, would it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2011, 09:22:42 AM
Is bulb a euphemism for some bulbous body part?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2011, 09:32:06 AM
Do I look like the kind of man who would speak in euphemisms?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2011, 10:29:42 AM
Aren't euphemistic phrases the work of great wordsmiths?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 11:52:43 AM
Do wordsmiths have an association with farriers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2011, 02:20:02 PM
Isn't this a clear case of 'horses for courses'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 02:22:19 PM
 :D :D :D
Do you follow horse racing or equestrian activities?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2011, 02:28:04 PM
Wouldn't following horses lead to stepping in horse shit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 02:29:26 PM
Oh - isn't that the stuff that's great fertilizer for your roses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2011, 02:58:36 PM
But what if you don't grow roses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 03:18:25 PM
Could you take it to a garden that needs a little feeding?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2011, 03:54:04 PM
Are you supposed to do that in winter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 03:59:43 PM
Do we have someone who could give gardening advice here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 07:07:36 PM
What are you planting?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 07:31:35 PM
How do you fancy the seeds of anarchy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 02, 2011, 07:41:43 PM
Do they flower?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 07:48:32 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Where do we get them from to plant and see if they do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2011, 08:08:23 PM
I'm told you can find them in many of the older universities, but can you trust some of the modern 'seeds' to grow up right?

Some of them probably think subversion just means a smaller font.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 08:14:55 PM
 :D :D :D :D I saw that

Why should we worry about the future?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 02, 2011, 08:31:08 PM
Because according to a recent report one in six Britons are likely to live to one hundred, so why shouldn't I worry about what kind of idiots will be running the country by then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Do you read cartoons? [they're much easier on the brain]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 12:51:03 AM
Are cartoons brain food?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 03, 2011, 12:53:59 AM
Do you eat brains?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 12:54:43 AM
What do they taste like?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 03, 2011, 12:55:18 AM
Soft and fluffy like marshmallow, do you want some?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 12:56:15 AM
Sure ... what's for dessert?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 03, 2011, 12:57:45 AM
Malibu mousse, are you tempted?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 12:58:24 AM
Aren't you always tempting?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 03, 2011, 01:30:30 AM
Are you not always easily tempted?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on January 03, 2011, 07:28:55 AM
Did you enjoy being in our off the cuff story at dinner time ms FF?

A jar full of you and your kin-bugs lit up the inside of a great old tree for the children to explore, ahhh - you always knew we were only borrowing you and would let you go, yes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on January 03, 2011, 09:51:29 AM
Why did Monday come so quickly?  :(
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 09:53:47 AM
Is it Tuesday in Oz now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on January 03, 2011, 09:55:41 AM
Are you in Oz?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 09:56:33 AM
The film or the country?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on January 03, 2011, 09:57:55 AM
Isn't it all the same?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 09:58:47 AM
Have I been messing with reality again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on January 03, 2011, 10:01:39 AM
Didn't someone tell me that you do it all the time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 10:02:35 AM
Is nothing sacred round here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on January 03, 2011, 10:03:26 AM
Did you really ever think anything was?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 10:05:29 AM
Are you asking me if I believe in the history that is presented to us, do I look back on the past?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on January 03, 2011, 10:08:27 AM
The past is what shapes the future, is it not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 10:09:54 AM
What is time sculpture except the shaping of things to come?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on January 03, 2011, 10:13:06 AM
But then a skinny geezer in a blue police box comes along and messes with the whole thing, but is it for better or for worse?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2011, 10:35:00 AM
How many reincarnations has The Doctor got left?  I may outlast him yet ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 10:41:27 AM
Which one of you Gyppo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Frogg on January 03, 2011, 10:43:08 AM
How many reincarnations has The Doctor got left?  I may outlast him yet ;-)

Well, what with Nine absorbing a time vortex, but then Ten using two regenerations with the whole hand trick, the fact that Time Lords only limit themselves to twelve because they believe immortality is more a curse than a blessing and my certainty they'll find a way around it, my answer could either be 2, 1, 0 or as many as the BBC will give him... ::)

See how Sio got in there first, how does she do it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2011, 11:18:16 AM
Could it be she's a devil in disguise?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6p1LONTwG4

My money is on the BBC finding a way to keep him going.

Which one of you Gyppo?

Ah, that is the big question.  Gyppo-2 or Gyppo-3.  I've lost count myself ;-)

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 05:03:41 PM
Do you want to borrow some fingers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 05:04:15 PM
Do you know anyone who has eleven?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 05:05:26 PM
On the one hand?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 03, 2011, 05:14:55 PM
Did you know that Twyford, in Hampshire, was famous/notorious for its incidence of polydactylism?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 05:26:33 PM
Did you know I had tea at my friend's house tonight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 06:00:55 PM
Was it an Irish tea?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 06:15:14 PM
Is that like breakfast tea? What time of the day should you drink that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 03, 2011, 10:06:13 PM
I drink Irish coffee after five, does that sound right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 10:12:35 PM
Is five with you like five with me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 04, 2011, 12:01:25 AM
Isn't one a.m.and the other p.m.?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 04, 2011, 12:47:07 AM
Not sure, do you drink before or after PM?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WoodridgeNZ on January 04, 2011, 05:48:47 AM
Doesn't it depend on what you're drinking (and who you're drinking it with)?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 04, 2011, 05:50:10 AM
What do you drink?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WoodridgeNZ on January 04, 2011, 05:53:41 AM
Haven't you noticed (from The Bar) that my usual drink of choice is brandy and dry (though I do enjoy a white wine on occasion (can't drink red anymore  :(, in RL at least))?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 04, 2011, 05:54:53 AM
Do you have a red allergy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on January 04, 2011, 08:08:21 AM
Is there any drink better than brandy and dry ?

Me thinks not!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 09:38:09 AM
Why don't you think, does it hurt? :D :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Jessie111 on January 04, 2011, 11:18:12 PM
Doesn't too much thought make your frontal lobe ache?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 11:42:37 PM
Who ya gonna call - ghost busters?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 05, 2011, 06:07:41 AM
Why not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2011, 06:43:38 AM
I wasn't gone that long, how did you manage to cover four pages so quickly?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WoodridgeNZ on January 05, 2011, 07:16:58 AM
Isn't that simply the way of MWC, with all these exceptionally chatty/wordy people?

(It's even worse in The Bar!  ;D)

(FF - red wine gives me migraines these days)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2011, 07:25:28 AM
We are a chatty bunch, aren't we?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 09:19:26 AM
Am I damned or doomed if I don't get the Xmas decoration down today?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
Are you even working on taking down decorations or are you just playing online?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 05, 2011, 11:43:53 AM
You still have decorations up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 11:59:03 AM
Oops! Should I have them down already?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 12:01:00 PM
Why are you still asking whether they should be down?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 12:30:13 PM
Has 12th night gone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 12:33:46 PM
Is it January sixth?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 01:18:45 PM
Isn't that Twelfth Night?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 01:33:02 PM
Are we counting Christmas night in this as well?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 01:56:18 PM
Don't you go 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 01:58:32 PM
So you're skipping christmas night?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 05, 2011, 02:26:10 PM
I think Sio's right, but shouldn't you count Christmas Day as one of the twelve?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 02:45:47 PM
Isn't St Stephen's day, the 26th [Boxing Day], the traditional first day of Christmas?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 05, 2011, 02:46:54 PM
Can someone explain Boxing Day to me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 02:47:30 PM
Are you serious?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 02:51:19 PM
Isn't it that day with all the boxes trying to eat people?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 05, 2011, 02:52:17 PM
Do you think there are many Americans who have any idea what the term refers to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 05, 2011, 03:04:10 PM
Are there enough Americans who think to make it worth pursuing this topic?

(The ones in this circle are of course excluded from this sweeping and surely unfair generalisation.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 03:06:14 PM
Would there be enough if we added the Canadian population in the count as well?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 04:04:57 PM
Aren't Canadians to Yanks what Kiwis are to Australians?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
Isn't Canada there to hold on to the cold weather so we don't have to deal with it in the US?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 04:09:06 PM
Who mentioned those bloody Kiwi's?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 04:13:54 PM
Are kiwi's like Canadians?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 04:18:14 PM
Don't they both have a reputation for being polite?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 04:19:09 PM
Canadians are polite? Are kiwi's polite?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 04:19:33 PM
I think you may be reading the wrong books 510 and Greg, its the Aussies that drip with politeness, surely you knew that?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 04:20:49 PM
If there was a few books that I read where the Aussie's weren't polite, does it cover all of them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 04:21:32 PM
What are you trying to say Greg?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 04:23:13 PM
Didn't he just say it? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 04:23:48 PM
Didn't I say something about a few books?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 04:26:56 PM
Are you trying to retract your earlier statement?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 04:30:34 PM
Why would I do that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 04:50:55 PM
Do you know the penalty FF might inflict upon you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 04:53:23 PM
Don't I like penalties and trouble?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2011, 05:02:18 PM
Does FF need to get all Mod on us all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 05:03:45 PM
Are the lot of you trying to scare me out of hinting at something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 05:07:14 PM
Hey, I thought I was totally mod, hip and happening Chicky Babe, are you trying to burst my bubble?   ::) :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 05:08:16 PM
Oooh has the trouble moved from me to Spell now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 05:10:06 PM
Oh Chicky is always in the poo, its only the depth that varies for her mate, isn't that right Chick?   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 05:33:14 PM
Hasn't she popped in to whine yet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 05:34:56 PM
So there is depth to this poop, am I the only one who finds that gross?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 05:36:11 PM
Are you a cissy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 05:37:49 PM
Are you asking if I'm a whimp after seeing the way I acted on The Thingy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 05:52:48 PM
Is The Thingy in here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 05:55:35 PM
I can't see it, do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
Sometimes Gregory, you worry me, maybe we need to have an insecurity thread, would you all post there if I started one? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 06:08:23 PM
I think I would, should I though?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 06:15:08 PM
Do you need our guidance?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 06:15:54 PM
Is it too late if I've already created one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 06:21:48 PM
What's in it, I haven't visited it yet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 06:22:25 PM
Oh goodness, did that catch you off guard 510?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 06:24:11 PM
Have you looked for the newly erected maximum security prison?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:12:19 PM
You want me to look at your erection?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:13:41 PM
Would you mind if I politely decline such an inquisition?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:25:49 PM
Have you seen what they're doing in the bar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:28:30 PM
Is something interesting there happening other than lacing my drink?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:29:19 PM
You caught on to that then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:30:51 PM
Didn't you smell it when he gave it to me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:35:02 PM
Didn't you notice I was somewhat incapacitated?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
How could you not smell a fume like that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 07:38:27 PM
Ok, whos fuming?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:40:00 PM
Have you ever had that Tea of Bones's Fire?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 07:41:39 PM
Nah mate, only sheilas drink tea don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
Have you ever seen any of the Chinese pirates matey?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 07:44:12 PM
Pirates took over an oil rig on our shores and who do you think saved them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:45:27 PM
Pirates - in here now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:45:34 PM
Was it a Chinese pirate that saved the pirates from the oil rig?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:46:45 PM
How did we fit an oil rig in here too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:47:31 PM
Did it have something to do with that shrink/enlarger ray?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:48:59 PM
How did you find out about that? [said really quickly icon]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:50:23 PM
Wasn't I the one hired for the job?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:51:44 PM
Do you want to drop yourself in it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:53:48 PM
Why does my legal document say I'm not allowed to answer that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:55:18 PM
Would your solicitor speak for you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:56:22 PM
Have you seen him since the mafia came looking for him?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 07:58:00 PM
Have you seen the Muffin Man/ the Muffin Man/ the Muffin Man, have you seen the Muffin Man?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
The one who lives on jury lane?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 05, 2011, 08:06:22 PM
Wasn't that Jury Avenue?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 08:07:40 PM
Isn't jury avenue where all those people who have to choose whether some guys guilty or innocent sit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 08:47:05 PM
Have you ever done jury service?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 08:48:17 PM
Will I ever do jury duty?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 08:56:57 PM
Have you ever had a letter requesting it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 08:58:28 PM
Do I ever get letters from anyone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 09:57:32 PM
Does anyone know your address?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 09:59:18 PM
If they knew my address, would I be alive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 10:00:45 PM
 :o :o :o

Is there a price on your head?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
Would you like to know how much?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 10:13:03 PM
Aren't you worried I may try to collect it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:13:35 PM
Do you know my address?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 10:20:14 PM
No mate, what is it? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:21:30 PM
Would you rather the price on my head, or the address?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 10:24:35 PM
Which one of your heads?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:25:18 PM
When did this conversation hit the gutters?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 05, 2011, 10:30:06 PM
When didn't it?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:30:28 PM
Was it always in the gutter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 10:32:06 PM
Did you lead a sheltered childhood?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:32:59 PM
Does a childhood where we made dirty jokes every few seconds count as sheltered?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 10:35:41 PM
Are you asking this based on my earlier question - which in fact was referring the number of 'yous' that exist at any given time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:36:58 PM
Wait, can you ask that in more detail?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 10:41:34 PM
Like repeat it with more words?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:43:59 PM
Would you mind that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 10:51:16 PM
There was a simultaneous contest going on in The Thingy as in the bar, could I manage it with the amount of drink I've had tonight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:54:47 PM
Wouldn't you have to prove that for yourself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 10:58:02 PM
How about you play nice with a delicate opponent?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 10:59:12 PM
Why would a Canadian play nice?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 05, 2011, 11:00:59 PM
Why would a Canadian play nice - you asked, which word are you emphasising?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 05, 2011, 11:03:08 PM
Does Canadian sound like a good word to emphasize?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:04:32 AM
Which syllable/s are you stressing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:06:06 AM
Why... Would a Canadian play nice?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:06:59 AM
Nice stress - will you be posting work in the poetry section soon?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:09:47 AM
What if I'm no good at poetry?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:16:29 AM
How will you know unless you try?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:19:43 AM
What if I told you I tried and loved it, yet a part of me just couldn't stand it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:21:04 AM
Are we still talking poetry or some food you've tried?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:22:56 AM
I thought we were talking about poetry, has the topic changed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:26:58 AM
Do yo like caviar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:30:08 AM
Something with such a delectable flavor atop my plate filled with sushi, must you even ask?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:31:19 AM
Aren't they just crunchy little salty bubbles?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:32:01 AM
Has the world changed so much in the past 6 years that salt is not considered a delicacy amongst the people, or is that just in the America's?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:35:11 AM
Why spend so much on packaging it in fish eggs?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:36:46 AM
Why not be extremely fancy and eat a delicacy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:38:29 AM
Is Greg a synonym for pseud?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:41:58 AM
Now why would you even conjure such a bleak thought of me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:42:46 AM
Do you know it's 5.42 am where I am?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:45:55 AM
Why the heck are you up so early?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:46:43 AM
Could it be that I am weird or wired?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:48:35 AM
Is it that I'm weird and your wired, thus creating an arch effect of energy between the computers that is keeping both our weary minds awake?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:49:43 AM
How the hell would I know when all I can do is spell? [with the occasional typo to make me look human]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:51:05 AM
You're not a human?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:52:34 AM
What was the giveaway?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Could it have been the hovering above the ground?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 12:54:15 AM
With a buzzing sound?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 12:57:57 AM
There was a buzzing sound?
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Post by: Jessie111 on January 06, 2011, 05:25:24 AM
What is that buzzing sound?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 06, 2011, 05:49:30 AM
Did someone leave their Mr Buzzy on by mistake?  :o
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Post by: Jessie111 on January 06, 2011, 06:01:24 AM
lol- could anyone but the woman with a vibrating spectrum butt come up with that?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 11:21:44 AM
Where do you find your colourful phrases Jessie? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 06, 2011, 03:40:07 PM
Hi, remember me?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 03:42:31 PM
Didn't you provide the wonderful photo of the planters?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 03:47:06 PM
Weren't those some of the coolest things ever?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 06, 2011, 03:58:23 PM
Should I look for a bigger one?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 06, 2011, 04:00:22 PM
How many people would you let down if ya didn't?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 04:22:14 PM
Hasn't the membership grown here?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 07, 2011, 12:58:11 AM
Are they all spammers?
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Post by: Scripter on January 07, 2011, 09:23:24 AM
How can we identify them...the spammers?
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Post by: Jessie111 on January 07, 2011, 09:29:42 AM
Don't they all have pain in the butt written in their sigs??
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 07, 2011, 10:12:31 AM
Do we have to read signature lines?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 10:24:31 AM
What is a signature line?
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Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 01:27:40 PM
You've got one, haven't you?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 03:39:14 PM
How can you see from Fishguard? :D :D :D
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Post by: Gyppo on January 07, 2011, 08:35:09 PM
Didn't you know about her magic telescope?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 08:45:11 PM
How much magical and secret type assistance does she have available?
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Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 08:50:43 PM
Didn't you know my supplies are endless?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 07, 2011, 08:52:46 PM
Is it not widely known that fragments of sea-glass, artfully arranged and angled to perfection, can create a world-wide camera obscura effect?
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Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 08:55:04 PM
I thought it was, but I must be mistaken. What is the world coming to?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 08:55:52 PM
How come I never knew this stuff before?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 07, 2011, 09:00:02 PM
Have you been paying attention?
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Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 09:02:53 PM
Does anyone?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 09:12:50 PM
Do I need a new PA or a better research assistant?
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Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 09:21:49 PM
Do you have easy access to research assistants?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 09:27:59 PM
Aren't they pret-a-porter?
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Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 09:29:00 PM
In Fishguard? Are you mad?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 09:41:18 PM
Are you gullible?
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Post by: herron on January 07, 2011, 10:07:59 PM
I thought it was, but I must be mistaken. What is the world coming to?

What indeed?    http://ronherron.wordpress.com/
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Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 11:05:36 PM
Do we need to worry any time soon?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 08, 2011, 10:28:49 AM
"Are we having fun yet?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 01:57:04 PM
Am I the only one laughing at the spammer?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 01:59:39 PM
Are you drinking that happy juice again?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 02:01:13 PM
Is it illegal to indulge here and there?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 08, 2011, 02:02:10 PM
Oo happy juice! Sunshine or rainbow flavoured?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 02:03:59 PM
Is rainbow flavored good?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 08, 2011, 02:06:01 PM
Depends. Do you believe that colours have flavours?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 02:06:30 PM
When did colors not have flavour?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 08, 2011, 02:07:29 PM
In that case, it's delicious - now, where do we find some?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 02:08:35 PM
Would there be a chance of it hiding in the warlogs layer?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 08, 2011, 02:13:14 PM
Wouldn't that be challenging to reach?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 02:14:59 PM
No... unless you don't have the staff of viscus?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Raven's Quill on January 08, 2011, 02:16:44 PM
Ohhh is that what this is? It's not a coat rack?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 02:22:30 PM
Were you using it as a coat rack? You know it gets angry when mishandled aye?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 08, 2011, 02:32:18 PM
Is that why the walls are bleeding?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 02:33:43 PM
Oh... No. Do you have a bandaid?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 05:06:49 PM
Are we back to the medical question?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 05:16:11 PM
Shall we change the subject to Azarax, the mystical forest in my head?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Raven's Quill on January 08, 2011, 05:19:13 PM
How are we to know what crazy things go on in your head?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 05:20:28 PM
Do you think or something before you ask your questions?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 08, 2011, 05:23:58 PM
Do we have to think of a question?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 05:25:39 PM
Aren't you inquisitive?
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Post by: herron on January 08, 2011, 05:31:45 PM
Are inquisitiveness and thinking really connected?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 05:36:57 PM
Isn't that curious?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 08, 2011, 05:45:46 PM
Why isn't this thread in the word games forum?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 06:02:36 PM
Didn't it start up as something sensible and we buggers hi-jacked it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 06:10:31 PM
Who can we blame for this heinous crime?

(Tee-hee, I said heinous, sounds like ... You can guess)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 07:18:58 PM
Are you a Beavis and Butthead fan?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 08, 2011, 07:22:50 PM
Hate them, what about yourself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 08, 2011, 08:28:32 PM
How are they cooked?  (It makes a difference.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 09:23:45 PM
What's the fascination with food tonight?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 08, 2011, 09:29:51 PM
Could it be some of us have been too busy messing around to eat properly?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 03:41:27 AM
Is everybody at church or something?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2011, 06:55:13 AM
What is the something referring to?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 07:34:19 AM
What are the names for other places of worship?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2011, 09:12:01 AM
You mean like temple or synagogue?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 10:05:56 AM
Or maybe a Sacred Grove?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 10:06:55 AM
Or a kebab house?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 10:24:40 AM
Kebab worship?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 11:58:08 AM
In some parts if London I'd swear that was true, am I mistaken again?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2011, 02:55:21 PM
There are Kebab worship houses in London?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 05:17:19 PM
Do the followers of Kebab also visit Indian takeaways to curry favour with the Spice Gods?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 05:20:45 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D

Why wouldn't they?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 05:31:55 PM
Maybe they want to avoid the evil lurking presence of the fearsome Gastro-Gnome?
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Post by: herron on January 09, 2011, 05:38:17 PM
Is that the Orthodox Gastro-Gnome or the Reformed?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2011, 06:01:16 PM
Is Gnome the major god or is Gastro?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 06:17:56 PM
Could it be they're all just just Prawn-Again Pagans?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2011, 06:23:23 PM
Is their favorite prayer, "Lettuce pray?"
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 06:55:50 PM
Do apples dread the Hallelujah core-us?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 06:58:21 PM
Do the Pisceans sing "Salmon chanted evening...?"
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 07:13:24 PM
How much worse is this going to get? Are Bap-tists particularly fond of bread rolls?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 07:25:23 PM
Are Role-Players dyslexic bakers?

(I've no idea how much worse this could get.  But my imagination is beginning to bother me.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 07:31:13 PM
Have these questions begun to merge with the thread about She Was Only The Carpetlayer's Daughter and suchlike?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 07:34:05 PM
Don't you feel that thread-merging is a little uncouth?

Except perhaps for the Bar and the Thingy, which are clearly linked by excessive alcohol consumption.
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 10:12:53 PM
Is the meaning of uncouth still generally understood by people?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 09, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
Are there no jails? No workhouses?

How about them dictionaries?

(The last bit is the actual question.)
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Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 10:33:39 PM
Aren't books useless for the illiterate?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 10:57:02 PM
Are they not equally useless for those who can read but can't be bothered?

Bizarre dictionary entry:   Uncouth  Diametrically opposed to the now archaic displaced positive couth.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 09, 2011, 10:59:56 PM
What is this blasphemy you have coded in colour?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 09, 2011, 11:22:55 PM
Have you not realised our language is full of displaced positives which deserve a dictionary all of their own?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 03:01:34 AM
Have you missed me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 10, 2011, 03:44:34 AM
Why do you ask, did you hear the crack of a close passing bullet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 03:49:17 AM
Yes I did but being such a trusting soul, didn't recogonise the sound, did it come close?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gregory B on January 10, 2011, 03:51:35 AM
Are you missing some hair?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 10, 2011, 03:52:02 AM
How would you define close?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 03:53:24 AM
Am I scarred?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 10, 2011, 04:13:25 AM
How can we tell from here?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 04:55:07 AM
How far away are you?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 10, 2011, 04:57:27 AM
How far away is Canada?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 05:22:25 AM
From where?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 10, 2011, 05:23:25 AM
Wasn't I checking for a scar?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 05:26:28 AM
Was that really a question?  :P
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Post by: Gregory B on January 10, 2011, 05:27:16 AM
Can't you see the lines under my eyes?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 10, 2011, 07:04:07 AM
Whoa now, aren't things getting a little violent around here?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 09:50:54 AM
Why did I go back and read all those horrible puns?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 10, 2011, 10:00:44 AM
Could it be that bad puns are like a traffic accident, you don't want to look but your eyes are still drawn?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 11:06:01 AM
Aren't we all glad I wasn't in a horrible ice-caused accident today? Or it just me who is grateful?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 10, 2011, 11:08:02 AM
I'm definitely grateful! Or is that weird?
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Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 11:27:13 AM
So today it's weird to be grateful? Why can I never keep up with these things?  ::) ;)
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Post by: Frogg on January 10, 2011, 11:54:30 AM
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 12:07:30 PM
Didn't you just love when the kids finally asked that one?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 10, 2011, 12:09:41 PM
Why is the sky blue?

Really?  Or is that just a Legend/Myth?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 01:27:59 PM
Are you still living under gray skies?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 10, 2011, 01:39:53 PM
What does it mean if my skies are purple?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 02:09:17 PM
Did they fall down and get bruised?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 10, 2011, 02:28:14 PM
How do I get my sleep pattern back to something that resembles normality?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 02:53:36 PM
Drugs?  ::)
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Post by: 510bhan on January 10, 2011, 03:05:20 PM
Where can I get them?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 10, 2011, 03:14:02 PM
Have you checked a superstore, or the back alley for myself?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 03:15:03 PM
 :o :o

Not in a trenchcoat I hope?  :P
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 03:18:09 PM
Do drugs come from a drug store? Or the street corner?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 10, 2011, 03:18:29 PM
Who needs a trenchcoat when you have a cape?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 10, 2011, 03:19:38 PM
Tell me Greg, do you need a big cape of a little cape? >:D
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Post by: Gregory B on January 10, 2011, 03:21:42 PM
Why do you want to know?  ;)
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 10, 2011, 03:22:38 PM
Maybe it's the drugstore on the street corner?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 03:56:31 PM
Have I ever told you about the Superman/Batman cape I made for my son?
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Post by: Raven's Quill on January 10, 2011, 04:01:00 PM
Superman/Batman? Was it red or black?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 10, 2011, 04:06:39 PM
Was it reversible?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 10, 2011, 04:07:25 PM
Are you colour blind?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
It was blue and reversible, aren't I smart?


(Son asked me to sew one for HIS son when he was two or three and I did that, too.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 10, 2011, 06:41:55 PM
Are you also psychic?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 06:46:11 PM
Does psychotic count?
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Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 07:06:12 PM
I suppose it does; does that make me an oracle?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 10, 2011, 07:46:24 PM
Why do you want to be a computer company?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 10, 2011, 09:20:44 PM
Do you keep company with computers?
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Post by: WoodridgeNZ on January 11, 2011, 05:00:37 AM
Do you not keep company with at least one computer, and is that not at least partly the reason for your late nights and messed-up sleep/wake times?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 11, 2011, 06:42:23 AM
Does the lure of the Internet keep you up nights?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 10:02:51 AM
Have I succumbed to the addiction of MWC company?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
Possibly, but are you willing to put it to the test by turning off your computer for several hours whilst still awake?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 12:54:35 PM
Any tips on how to deal with the suspected withdrawal?
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Post by: herron on January 11, 2011, 02:40:21 PM
Couldn't we try not doing it?
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 11, 2011, 03:59:46 PM
Does enforced withdrawal while at work still count?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 04:11:01 PM
Are you offering me a job? [Whoo hoo!]
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Post by: Spell Chick on January 11, 2011, 04:33:44 PM
Do I look overworked to you?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
Wouldn't you like some company?
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Post by: herron on January 11, 2011, 07:33:57 PM
Which company are we talking about?  ::)
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Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2011, 07:44:53 PM
Limited, Private, or Public?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 07:47:23 PM
Whichever one of the three - aren't they all . . . 'embarrassing'?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 08:11:32 PM
Do you embarrass easily?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Well . . . I could blush now if you like, should I?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2011, 08:24:34 PM
Like this?  Lit up like a traffic light?

left click to enlarge a little.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 08:29:05 PM
Blimey you are in a bad way aren't you?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 08:31:42 PM
Hmm . . .How did you know that when I blush it's an all-over thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2011, 08:32:48 PM
Could it be I'm Psychic?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 08:33:12 PM
Or a peeping Gyp?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 08:41:51 PM
Are you dissing the great Cornwellian?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 08:42:39 PM
It was your original question which bought me to that conclusion was it not?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 08:43:47 PM
I know a bloke called Warwick Cornwall - do you know anyone whose names are both places?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 08:44:48 PM
No should I?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
I just wondered, it's quite peculiar a bit like Victoria Darwin don't you think, or Adelaide Ipswich?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 11, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
Adelaide Ipswich?  Didn't she sing Rumba on the Humber?  In the key of F-knows.
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 09:19:34 PM
That doesn't ring a bell with me Gyp, does it with you 510?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 09:57:43 PM
Was I making up stuff again?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 09:58:43 PM
Are you still awake?
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Post by: Gregory B on January 11, 2011, 10:04:13 PM
Coffee! I'm awake now!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 10:04:52 PM
Is that a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 10:42:07 PM
Isn't he Canadian?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 10:49:59 PM
Is that part of America?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 10:51:22 PM
Where's that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 10:53:09 PM
Just under Switzerland isn't it?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 11:14:40 PM
You might be right mate, we could look at an atlas or we could ask Don, isn't he from there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 11:51:32 PM
Switzerland?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 11:54:15 PM
Weren't we trying to find America's location?
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Post by: fire-fly on January 11, 2011, 11:57:33 PM
No we decided to ask Don and you said he was from there and I asked if you meant Switzerland and now we are back to looking for the US of A and Don is still lost, did you pass him on your way here?
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Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2011, 08:18:28 AM
Wasn't America's location supposed to remain a secret - and advisedly so - until that idiot Columbus had to shoot his mouth off?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 10:17:07 AM
Where's Don when you need him?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2011, 12:08:18 PM
Could he be buried in the snow?
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Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 12:08:56 PM
Doesn't he only ever go out in the snow inside his jeep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2011, 12:20:32 PM
Unless he has a secret underground lair, like the Bat Cave, does he not have to get to his Jeep first?
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Post by: herron on January 12, 2011, 01:06:43 PM
Doesn't he keep the Jeep in the front room like other Americans?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 01:24:48 PM
Americans have front rooms?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2011, 01:29:04 PM
Don't they still live in caves and wear Buffalo skins?  Have they become civilised?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 03:16:27 PM
Who knows what goes on across the pond, do they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 12, 2011, 03:53:09 PM
Aren't Americans barbarians?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 12, 2011, 04:50:33 PM
Of course they're not barbarians ... they got rid of allegiance to a King, didn't they?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 04:56:41 PM
Are we 'Yank spanking' now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 12, 2011, 06:31:24 PM
Does England have a King?

What happened to Liz II?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 06:44:03 PM
Do you not know the correct way to address Her Majesty?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 12, 2011, 07:58:56 PM
George?   It's the chin whiskers that give it away.   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 08:34:04 PM
Did you only join in because you read there might be Yank spanking going on?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 12, 2011, 09:57:23 PM
Is Yank Spanking a more energetic version of 'spanking the monkey'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 10:02:18 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


What can I say?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 13, 2011, 02:02:34 PM
So, when does the spanking begin ... or was that it?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
Is your diary available to check dates and times?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
Am I permitted in here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2011, 04:34:39 PM
Why wouldn't you be?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2011, 04:47:24 PM
I'm not a spanky Yankee. Is that okay?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 13, 2011, 04:47:49 PM
So you lot, whats been happening?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 04:55:16 PM
Is it normal for sausages to be truculent?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 13, 2011, 04:56:46 PM
What type of sausage are they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 04:58:01 PM
Are you interested in their shape, size, provenance or price?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2011, 06:36:14 PM
Could it be a printers typo leading them into bad habits?  Were they supposed to be succulent?

I had some Punk bacon earlier.  The bloody rashers kept spitting at me ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2011, 06:39:59 PM
Have I ever told about my sister calling my aunt succulent?

(She didn't know what the word meant; still ticked off my aunt)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 07:43:58 PM
My friend's boys refer to their grandmother as 'G-unit'. She thinks it is quite cool and trendy, a unit being an individual, but she doesn't realise that when they refer to a 'unit' it is someone of awesome mass like the big unit you might see in the front row of a rugby scrum.    Oops! Forgot to ask a question.

Anyone for tennis?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 13, 2011, 07:46:46 PM
Should I LOL?  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 07:50:57 PM
Aren't you being spanked somewhere?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 13, 2011, 07:52:26 PM
Wasn't I waiting for you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 08:02:00 PM
Where do I start?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2011, 08:05:06 PM
If Herron was an Aussie a cricket bat would be the preferred implement, but could it be different for Americans?  Perhaps he likes his spankers to wear a red coat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 08:34:26 PM
Don't they call spanking sticks 'paddles'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 13, 2011, 09:57:06 PM
So is 'paddle your own canoe' an old  colonial euphemism for self flagellation?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 10:11:01 PM
Where might I check that out, you could well be correct?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 13, 2011, 10:56:19 PM
Would you need a user manual with it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 12:24:27 AM
What's more manual than the palm of your hand?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2011, 07:12:31 AM
I'm supposed to use my palm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 11:14:30 AM
What did you want to use?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 11:17:51 AM
Has this spanking turned physical now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 11:18:28 AM
"Wasn't it always?"
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 11:19:17 AM
Not from me - haven't you read my sig?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 11:20:55 AM
Does every day count?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 11:28:39 AM
Have you ever noticed my absence?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2011, 02:13:42 PM
Isn't there some saying about she was noted by her absence?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
Who said that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2011, 02:43:24 PM
What do I look like, a book of quotations?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 03:46:09 PM
Did you know Bartlett?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 03:46:31 PM
What did he do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 03:47:03 PM
Was it quotations or paddling?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 03:49:30 PM
Did Bartlett get paddled too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 03:50:12 PM
Was he in line to be?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2011, 03:50:27 PM
Isn't Bartlett a pear?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 03:55:05 PM
Did you mean 'part of a pair'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 14, 2011, 09:11:36 PM
Or is he a dichotomous individual?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 09:28:26 PM
Like a plant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: badchuckles on January 14, 2011, 10:17:56 PM
Is this all questions here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 10:40:17 PM
Isn't that what it's called?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 15, 2011, 12:28:56 AM
Is this all questions here?

Didn't they read the premise of the thread?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 12:37:07 AM
Who knows, maybe being ironic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 15, 2011, 07:07:28 AM
Did s/he just need to ask a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 15, 2011, 10:00:34 AM
Some questions just beg to be asked, don't they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 10:31:58 AM
I beg your pardon?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 15, 2011, 11:05:35 AM
Why, did you fart?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 15, 2011, 11:15:51 AM
Why would she do that here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 12:41:26 PM
When did I become female again, am I missing something now? ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 15, 2011, 01:48:51 PM
Females don't, do they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 15, 2011, 02:24:50 PM
510, when did you revert?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 03:49:32 PM
Did it have something to do with the overheating laptop?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 15, 2011, 05:06:47 PM
Would ice help?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 15, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
Could the Blazing Lap-Banket Of Death have shrivelled your extra appendage, or baked your supply of testosterone into a useless powder?  If so the ice, although doubtless well intended, will be too late.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 06:55:26 PM
Swiftly changing subject, who would like some cheesecake?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 15, 2011, 07:08:30 PM
"Would I?"

(This is the vulgar enthusiastic affirmative misuse of the questioning tone, rather than the true interrogative which you would be unable to answer because you would, in truth, have no no way of knowing if I was desirous of cheesecake.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 09:09:26 PM
But isn't that handy for this thread?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 15, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
I have to agree, don't I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 09:37:55 PM
Rhetorical questions don't require answers, do they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 15, 2011, 10:21:44 PM
Is there any cheesecake left?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 10:33:49 PM
Would I hold back on you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 16, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Hold back cheesecake or paddling?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 16, 2011, 10:27:20 PM
Don't I always offer you a choice?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 16, 2011, 11:41:47 PM
Could you please make me a lemon curd cheesecake?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 17, 2011, 05:59:49 AM
Can you not make your own?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 08:33:46 AM
Why is it blue here today?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 17, 2011, 09:04:20 AM
Blue where?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 17, 2011, 01:00:04 PM
Over there.  See?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 17, 2011, 01:40:27 PM
See what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 17, 2011, 02:27:22 PM
I can't see a thing. Did someone spray something on my monitor?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 17, 2011, 02:32:56 PM
Do you own a cat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 02:55:40 PM
Can heaven wait?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 17, 2011, 03:23:11 PM
Wait for what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 03:28:48 PM
Are there three buses in a row again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 17, 2011, 03:35:12 PM
How did you learn to count so high?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 17, 2011, 03:43:43 PM
Didn't her nephew teach her?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 03:47:28 PM
Who's slagging me off now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 17, 2011, 03:49:48 PM
What does "slagging" mean?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 04:13:04 PM
Ha'e you ne'er been 'slagged' ur 'ripped off, wee doll'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Offeiriad on January 17, 2011, 04:32:53 PM
What time is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 04:42:28 PM
Where are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 17, 2011, 04:45:17 PM
Why does anyone answer that question with something other than 'here'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 05:18:25 PM
I dunno - where is today's photograph taken?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 17, 2011, 05:57:35 PM
I'm done with my personal photos and I'm not just finding pretty things from the interwebs. Is that okay?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 06:10:04 PM
Aw, are you unhappy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 17, 2011, 07:53:05 PM
She ran out of personal photos after only 18,400+ posts didn't she?  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 07:55:00 PM
I'm glad you cleared that up, I couldn't admit that was her problem, could I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 17, 2011, 07:56:13 PM
Should we reload her camera?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 07:57:05 PM
How do you do that with digital efforts, they don't have film do they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 17, 2011, 07:58:30 PM
You've heard of the little digital cards?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 08:01:44 PM
Uh . . . um . . . er . . . what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 17, 2011, 08:06:59 PM
You know ... memory cards ... do you need one, too?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 17, 2011, 10:17:36 PM
Do I have a bad memory do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 10:18:16 PM
Can you wait till I read back a couple of posts?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 17, 2011, 10:20:26 PM
Do you have the time to do that, I don't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 10:45:47 PM
Haven't you signed up for borrowed time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 18, 2011, 07:56:01 AM
Are we borrowing time now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2011, 10:40:52 AM
Are you willing to pay the interest on borrowed time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 18, 2011, 10:46:01 AM
Am I supposed to be interested in time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 18, 2011, 11:25:14 AM
Why should you start now?   ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2011, 03:13:04 PM
Is that a serious question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 18, 2011, 04:31:30 PM
Aren't I always serious?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 18, 2011, 04:57:59 PM
Aren't I proud of my nephew in Australia?

http://www.nswathletics.org.au/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=NewsItem&NewsID=17112
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 18, 2011, 05:04:28 PM
Do you have family all over the world?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 18, 2011, 05:58:30 PM
Isn't the world on our doorstep
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 18, 2011, 06:35:46 PM
You have a nephew in Australia?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 18, 2011, 06:51:43 PM
Haven't you heard of the place?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 18, 2011, 08:08:39 PM
Is it that place with all the water?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2011, 08:29:55 PM
Surely they've left a bit for other countries to play with?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 18, 2011, 08:30:43 PM
Is that why Tasmania is detached from the island part?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 18, 2011, 09:24:54 PM
Maybe that's just the work of the Devils?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 18, 2011, 09:38:39 PM
 :D :D :D

Don't you think that the map of Australia looks like a rabbit eating a carrot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 18, 2011, 11:45:50 PM
Sure, but why did you move New Zealand so far away?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 19, 2011, 02:00:55 AM
Do you think it is far enough? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 19, 2011, 04:22:05 PM
Depends, how far can a kangaroo hop?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 19, 2011, 04:33:15 PM
I thought they only had sheep ... are there kangaroos in New Zealand, too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 19, 2011, 04:50:08 PM
I don't think so, their sheep are very protective, or so they say. Have you ever heard that story?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 19, 2011, 05:12:05 PM
Am I allowed to talk about sheep here - they got pissed off with them in Poetry Corner?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on January 19, 2011, 05:16:26 PM
Isn't that a statement?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 19, 2011, 06:01:04 PM
WHat is it about sheep you wish to discuss than I can answer your questionable statement?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 19, 2011, 06:55:42 PM
Should I be sorry for bringing it up?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 19, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
What's wrong with sheep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 19, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
I'm not complaining, am I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 19, 2011, 07:07:07 PM
Was that you in the photo in my local paper?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 19, 2011, 07:07:33 PM
It depends ... what was I doing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 19, 2011, 07:08:38 PM
Have you seen all the comments about sheep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 19, 2011, 07:27:19 PM
Who hasn't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 19, 2011, 07:28:15 PM
Are you being facetious, cheeky or rude?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 19, 2011, 08:20:24 PM
Do I have to choose?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 19, 2011, 09:39:58 PM
May I pick facetious?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 20, 2011, 12:04:12 AM
Did you spell that right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 20, 2011, 12:28:53 PM
Did he have 'that' in his question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 20, 2011, 01:31:24 PM
That?  (Is the question.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 20, 2011, 01:32:06 PM
Is it indeed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 20, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
Are you doubtful, Thomasina?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 20, 2011, 01:52:24 PM
Isn't reality relative and beyond the mere physical?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 20, 2011, 06:19:54 PM
What's wrong with being merely physical?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 20, 2011, 06:31:42 PM
Can I be cheeky?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 20, 2011, 06:41:37 PM
Two or four?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 20, 2011, 07:14:17 PM
Do birds have butt cheeks as we know them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 20, 2011, 07:25:40 PM
Who said anything about butt cheeks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 20, 2011, 08:17:39 PM
I queried that myself, did you not notice the slightly quizzical tone to the italicisation of 'have'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 20, 2011, 08:35:07 PM
Affirmative, was my response perceived as having not seen the 'have'?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 21, 2011, 05:23:46 PM
Are you concerned that some people might think the butt cheeks of WB are too noticeable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 22, 2011, 06:43:30 AM
If I was would you consider me prudish?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 07:42:10 AM
Would anyone consider you to be prudish, Mark?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 22, 2011, 08:41:27 AM
When you say anyone, are you including the un-dead?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 11:18:37 AM
I wouldn't normally include the undead, but, in the  spirit of 'inclusiveness', why not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 22, 2011, 11:41:47 AM
Aren't the un-dead just people who are alive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 22, 2011, 12:15:44 PM
Have you ever been to Birmingham?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 12:31:26 PM
Do you really expect me to incriminate myself by answering that?

(Yes, but I never got off the train.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 22, 2011, 12:57:21 PM
What's so terrifying about Birmingham?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 01:10:36 PM
You need to ask?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 22, 2011, 01:16:33 PM
Why are they called Brummies - these inhabitants of Birmingham?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 01:25:36 PM
Could it be because called them Birminghaminians would just be too much for their poor little brains to absorb?  They'd never be sure where to stop writing it.  Like some people with bananas ;-)

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 22, 2011, 01:43:16 PM
So, just because they have slack jaws and a tendency to drool (bloody hell I hope Dizzi isn't reading this) you assume they have small brains do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 01:53:38 PM
Are you trying to lure me into a provocative declarative statement as opposed to humorous speculation, exemplified by the phrase 'could it be'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 22, 2011, 02:09:47 PM
Is it not the case, that you are misusing your enhanced lexicon to back peddle like hooper swan drifting towards the lip of Niagara Falls?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 22, 2011, 02:34:10 PM
Why would a swan do that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 22, 2011, 03:56:17 PM
The swan has a sense of adventure maybe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 05:05:50 PM
Would not the swan accelerate and take flight from the lip? 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 22, 2011, 05:07:45 PM
What if he has a wing in a state of disrepair?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 22, 2011, 05:09:39 PM
Would the Canadians permit such a thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 22, 2011, 05:14:24 PM
Surely Niagara makes it's own rules, irrespective of borders?

It 'just goes with the flow, Man'.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 22, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Does the swan care about borders?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 22, 2011, 09:59:18 PM
Who has the right to declare borders?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 22, 2011, 10:07:46 PM
Why do I always have to read a book through in one sitting if possible?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 23, 2011, 05:38:58 AM
What have books got to do with swans?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 12:31:58 PM
Are these questions meant to be related to each other?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 23, 2011, 12:38:12 PM
You mean there's absolutely no rhyme or reason to these questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 23, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
Isn't the science of inquiry based on innovation and thinking outside a box?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 01:07:21 PM
I don't have one - where is this bloody box everyone goes on a about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 23, 2011, 01:16:17 PM
You mean someone stole your box as well?

i think this often happens to writers.  The last time I saw mine I was stood on it to peep over a hedge. 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 23, 2011, 01:17:04 PM
As well as what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 01:22:52 PM
***Is this being monitored?***
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 23, 2011, 01:28:44 PM
Can anyone read this thread without a monitor?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 01:30:53 PM
NO - I have my glasses on and the screen 'souped up' - is that wrong?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 23, 2011, 01:32:02 PM
Have you been making a spectacle of yourself again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 01:36:40 PM
 :D :D :D

Have I what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 23, 2011, 01:50:43 PM
Or are you just a bit glassy eyed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 01:58:31 PM
 ;) ;) ;)

Do I need to get my eyes tested maybe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 23, 2011, 02:47:05 PM
Don't you wear glasses already?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 03:00:04 PM
Do I have to reveal personal information?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 23, 2011, 03:29:16 PM
Do you think that is personal information?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 23, 2011, 04:30:59 PM
Why do I keep coming back to this thread?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 04:32:08 PM
Have you nothing better to do or is there a terrible compulsion that prevents you from not returning here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 23, 2011, 04:33:28 PM
Who has a compulsion?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 04:34:37 PM
Whoops - did I write that out loud??????? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 23, 2011, 04:35:07 PM
Isn't this adorable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 23, 2011, 04:38:28 PM
Is that a pygmy deer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 04:39:44 PM
Wow - it is something adorable, who couldn't see that? [so small and cute] :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 23, 2011, 04:42:12 PM
What is a pigmy deer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 23, 2011, 04:43:13 PM
Wouldn't it be similar to a human pigmy...only as a deer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 23, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
I asked you first, why are you asking me?







 :D >:D :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 04:52:30 PM
Are you being obtuse or provocative?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 23, 2011, 04:57:30 PM
Do I have to choose?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 23, 2011, 05:22:44 PM
Who are you asking?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
Was it you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 23, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Apropos of what, precisely?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 23, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
What kind of a question is that to ask at this time of the night?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 23, 2011, 08:42:30 PM
What kind of question is that at any time of day or night?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mouselady on January 24, 2011, 01:46:24 AM
What makes you think I can frame a sensible question at this time of the morning? And why are you holding a deer in your hand (is it worth two in a bush?)?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 24, 2011, 10:08:01 AM
Are these questions getting more difficult to answer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2011, 10:28:15 AM
Doesn't this depend on who you are?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 24, 2011, 10:31:06 AM
Whom shall I say is asking?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 24, 2011, 10:36:07 AM
After all these years, are you claiming not to know Gyppo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 24, 2011, 11:14:04 AM
Are we allowed to admit to that, isn't it a state secret?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2011, 11:15:08 AM
Which, the knowing or the not knowing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 24, 2011, 11:28:33 AM
***We know Gyppo but we'll keep schtumm***

Gosh, I wonder what tomorrow will bring?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 24, 2011, 11:59:45 AM
Are you anticipating something nice?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 24, 2011, 12:07:47 PM
Fortunately, being mildly delusional, I always anticipate something nice, is there another way of anticipating things?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2011, 12:42:26 PM
Are we back to the certainty vs doubt question again?

Look in the undersink cupboard for the answer, because that - according to Ma's recent discoveries - is one place where you can always be certain of being uncertain.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 24, 2011, 01:25:09 PM
Well there's certainly a certain amount of uncertainty about, of that there's no doubt, and yet, can we trust a woman with a five in her name?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 24, 2011, 01:28:20 PM
Who says it's a five?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2011, 02:37:40 PM
Could it be an inverted 2?

Or even some strange Celtic sigil?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 24, 2011, 02:49:14 PM
How do you think them up Gyppo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2011, 06:38:26 PM
Could it just be that I'm wired that way? 

After all wired and weird are anagrams of each other ;-)

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 24, 2011, 06:55:45 PM
Is 'wired' the only anagram you could manage in a sentence?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 24, 2011, 07:25:43 PM
You have others?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 25, 2011, 01:50:37 AM
Don't you guys have any writing to do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2011, 05:55:00 AM
Any amount of it, but haven't you heard that a change is as good as a rest?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 25, 2011, 09:48:46 AM
Isn't it possible to flit in and out and still get writing done?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2011, 09:50:20 AM
Could it be that some find it more difficult than others?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 25, 2011, 09:51:10 AM
If they have computers can't they just swap screens for some light relief?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 25, 2011, 09:51:44 AM
Isn't it possible to flit in and out and still get writing done?
Isn't flitting a bit like cursive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 25, 2011, 09:53:25 AM
You do suggest the most wonderful things, don't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 25, 2011, 09:54:33 AM
Is flitting wonderful?   perhaps I should try it more often  :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 25, 2011, 09:56:14 AM
Am I right in thinking that rhetorical questions are allowed on this thread?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2011, 10:03:21 AM
Surely only you can answer that?

Should we set up a new internet service called Flitter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 25, 2011, 01:11:38 PM
Am I right in thinking that rhetorical questions are allowed on this thread?

Don't you think rhetorical questions are still questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 25, 2011, 01:21:59 PM
Do you think that questions that do not demand a reply, are sensible in a game where the objective is to elicit a reply?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 25, 2011, 01:27:35 PM
You wrote another question, didn't you?  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 25, 2011, 04:36:09 PM
Is that dirt in your eye?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 25, 2011, 04:38:53 PM
Can you tell from the photograph?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 25, 2011, 05:32:32 PM
Can you tell a lot from those things?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 25, 2011, 05:43:18 PM
What do you mean by a lot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2011, 05:51:38 PM
Good point.  A used car lot, an auction lot, or merely an over-abundance?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 25, 2011, 06:07:32 PM
Isn't it great the way a list of things can create multiple questions in one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2011, 07:23:21 PM
One of writing's little pleasures, is it not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 25, 2011, 08:28:50 PM
Is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 12:40:21 AM
Is it what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 26, 2011, 03:54:01 AM
What on Earth are you doing to those dice?!  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 04:11:42 AM
 ::) ::)

What does it look like I am doing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2011, 05:36:49 AM
Do you expect us to incriminate ourselves by answering that question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 12:47:53 PM
Can we incriminate others?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2011, 01:41:45 PM
Can you think of any good reason why we shouldn't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 26, 2011, 02:48:30 PM
Are you accepting volunteers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 26, 2011, 02:51:45 PM
Who would volunteer for THAT?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 03:21:13 PM
Aren't their volunteers for the most bizarre things anyway?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 04:02:55 PM
Well I won't be volunteering for that I can tell you, should we just pay someone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 04:04:31 PM
Will Nick and Karl make a contribution towards the cost?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 04:05:37 PM
Would you expect them to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 26, 2011, 05:39:15 PM
Why don't we get Nick to blog about it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 06:06:56 PM
Sound like a plan, who will ask him, you or I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 26, 2011, 06:25:31 PM
Would Ma?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 06:35:48 PM
So who will ask Ma to ask Nick?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 26, 2011, 06:46:15 PM
Would you ask Mark to ask 510bhan to ask Ma to ask Nick?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 06:48:30 PM
Why me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 07:00:08 PM
Can't I just act direct and cut out the bullshit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 07:03:22 PM
Whos talking bull doo doos?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 07:19:06 PM
I've looked around and it's nobody near me - can you see anyone where you are?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 26, 2011, 07:21:09 PM
Maybe, what do they look like?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 07:33:21 PM
I suspect they'd probably be disgused as regular people, don't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2011, 07:51:06 PM
Can't tell from here.  Has anyone seen my glasses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 08:14:51 PM
I want to know -- where are Ollie and Greg?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2011, 08:22:12 PM
Does anyone know?

Perhaps some aspiring writer is stalking the boards killing off anyone he/she sees as a threat.  If so I'm bitterly disappointed to be underestimated ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 08:23:30 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Is it an age thing though?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2011, 08:42:25 PM
You mean someone might be kidnapping the younger members? 

(I see one of the younger 'lapsed' members has recently returned to the fold.  Perhaps there's some sort of Real Life exchange programme they don't tell the Old Fogies about.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 08:44:51 PM
As bona fide fogeys with attitude should we do something about it, their abduction not R/L, that is?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2011, 08:47:27 PM
Is it not a foolish - and often totally thankless - thing to pry too deeply into the affairs of youngsters, unless invited?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 09:00:16 PM
Hmm, against the prying thing; just wondered if the responsible citizen card needed to be played?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 26, 2011, 09:09:30 PM
Responsible?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 09:12:23 PM
***it's somewhere about near sensible or serious or something . . . I've been led to believe***

Have I used the wrong word again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 27, 2011, 12:53:04 AM
Are you sure you don't mean 'reprehensible'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 27, 2011, 01:08:57 AM
 :o :o

Is she?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 03:28:40 AM
Shall we get her tested?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 27, 2011, 03:37:31 AM
Will the test involve needles? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 04:51:18 AM
If it did, how loud would you squeal?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 27, 2011, 04:58:52 AM
But I thought we were jabbing 510?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2011, 06:08:16 AM
Wouldn't that be truly reprehensible, needlessly puncturing the well-intentioned?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 27, 2011, 08:10:20 AM
Did you miss me?

Did you notice I was gone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 09:28:55 AM
Have you got the missing hobbit with you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2011, 09:53:15 AM
If he's fallen in a muck heap, or an open sewer, would that make him a disgusting hobbit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 09:56:51 AM
Are you suggesting that Mrs Chick would frequent such places?!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 27, 2011, 10:29:14 AM
Aren't some of the best people found in disgusting places?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 27, 2011, 10:45:19 AM
I have been in some disgusting places, but I regret to report I have not seen the missing hobbit; haven't any of you heard from him?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 11:04:01 AM
If we had would we be asking you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 27, 2011, 02:18:27 PM
Were you just trying to placate the old bat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 27, 2011, 03:01:59 PM
Who are you calling an old bat?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 27, 2011, 03:11:06 PM
Are you using an old bat on the hobbit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 27, 2011, 03:17:11 PM
Do you think the Hobbit has been bad enough to be set upon by an old bat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 27, 2011, 03:53:03 PM
WTF?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 04:02:47 PM
Does WTF stand for: wonderful tingly feeling?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2011, 04:58:59 PM
Is that the feeling you get just before the anaesthetic wears off following surgery as a result of being assaulted by or with an old bat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 27, 2011, 05:30:34 PM
The Hobbit-yielding one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2011, 06:09:50 PM
"Where have all the Young Ones gone...  Long time passin'?"
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 27, 2011, 07:02:02 PM
Do you rememberThe Young Ones with Eddie et al?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2011, 07:23:30 PM
How could one forget?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB0UZN83N-w
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 27, 2011, 07:32:42 PM
Just to be able to ask a question, I'm going to say -- wasn't the show brilliant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 27, 2011, 07:44:34 PM
Do you remember the V8 powered hoover, which not only sucked up dirt but pulled up the floorboards as well?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 27, 2011, 09:22:12 PM
No, what was that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 27, 2011, 10:20:34 PM
Is this a British thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 27, 2011, 11:03:20 PM
Which 'this'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 27, 2011, 11:55:38 PM
Why are we worried about this and that and hobbits in the first place?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 28, 2011, 12:00:22 AM
IDK, can we talk about good emotions induced music?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 12:29:07 AM
Well . . . Poor Dave Gilmour [Pink Floyd] is in the news because his son was arrested at a demo in London - why do they have to jump on folk because they were rock stars - hardly newsworthy really?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 28, 2011, 01:26:05 AM
I think its the same thing as - the more famous you are the easier it is to get your writing published, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 28, 2011, 01:47:19 AM
Are you famous?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 02:42:34 AM
Would you kiss me if I were?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 03:28:07 AM
Can we kiss you if you're not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 03:48:02 AM
What do you mean "we" ?!!  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 03:58:15 AM
Group hug?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 04:03:48 AM
Naked?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 28, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Are you sure about this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 04:42:54 AM
Hey why not -should be a laugh, couldn't we call it performance art?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 04:54:14 AM
Will Gyppo's goat be coming?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 28, 2011, 05:02:49 AM
Surely that depends on how excited it gets?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 05:19:28 AM
Do you think it hurts his feelings when you call him it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mouselady on January 28, 2011, 05:23:05 AM
Has it not occurred to you that the goat may be gelded?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 28, 2011, 05:33:33 AM
De-horned?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 05:42:16 AM
LOL

What use is an un-horny old goat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 06:48:52 AM
Curry?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 06:56:19 AM
Did you know I was a vegetarian?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 28, 2011, 06:59:17 AM
This fact has been widely reported, has it not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 07:35:57 AM
Didn't I post a comment in the Theism Debate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 08:25:17 AM
If your are unsure, why not check?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 28, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
Do vegetarians participate in oral sex? (I mean .... you know ....)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 09:03:36 AM
If I told you, that we do but we never inhale  :-\ I mean chew, would you include that info on your blog?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 09:20:47 AM
Gyppo has a blog about spit, swallow or chew?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 09:48:28 AM
Are you deliberately trying to write with an antipodean inflection?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 28, 2011, 02:32:02 PM
Am I supposed to know what an "antipodean inflection" is?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 02:37:45 PM
Have you lived a sheltered life, a life free from Australians and yoofs who increase the pitch of their voice near the end of every sentence, as if it were a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
And real questions drop down in tone to match the furrowed brow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 28, 2011, 03:52:13 PM
Who has a furrowed brow?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 06:03:14 PM
Aha - the quizzical expression icon - gotcha now, I wondered if you were just taking the mickey . . . were you? >:( >:( >:( >:( [furrowed brow icons]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 28, 2011, 07:48:22 PM
Did you say we were going to have a quiz?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 07:52:02 PM
I think I must have - can you remember the venue?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 28, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
Whos paying for said venue?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 28, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
In the end, don't we all pay?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 28, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Can I play without paying?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 28, 2011, 10:55:18 PM
Why, are you special or something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 28, 2011, 11:13:44 PM
Am I not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 29, 2011, 07:34:22 AM
Aren't we all, in our own way?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 29, 2011, 12:57:39 PM
Did you ride a short bus to school?

(I don't know if I have to explain this for non-Americans. We have lots of different school buses here and cart kids everywhere spending lots and lots of extra money. But aside from that, we have Special Buses for the Special Kids and they are much smaller, much shorter.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 29, 2011, 02:06:51 PM
Are you saying special kids are shorter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 29, 2011, 02:31:09 PM
Can't we be special if we're tall?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 29, 2011, 02:36:01 PM
Is being 'special' optional then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 29, 2011, 02:50:47 PM
If it was would you opt in or opt out?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 29, 2011, 02:55:11 PM
Couldn't you just 'hokey cokey' it and shake it all about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 29, 2011, 02:59:07 PM
Would you really want to see it shaken all about? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 29, 2011, 03:37:25 PM
Would this not depend on the exact definition of 'it'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 29, 2011, 03:39:11 PM
Well yeah, I guess, can you give that definition mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 29, 2011, 03:49:55 PM
It may or may not be defined in open forum due to the secrecy pact regarding 'it', am I being  unreasonable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 29, 2011, 03:51:43 PM
No, why would you think that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 29, 2011, 03:55:06 PM
I wonder myself about my unresaonableness when it really is only concern to protect others and be considerate, is that clear?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 29, 2011, 04:14:35 PM
But is not the definition of clarity itself at risk these days, when politicians and professional pundits freely and wantonly bandy around words such as transparency with no regard for the correct and immutable meaning?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 29, 2011, 06:24:44 PM
What is the meaning of immutable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 29, 2011, 07:21:07 PM
Is it relevant to our perspective?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 29, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
Is my perspective different since I'm not part of the Great British Commonwealth?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 29, 2011, 09:04:47 PM
Do you feel inadequate without a sense of history?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on January 29, 2011, 09:09:49 PM
You think I lack history?

<Looking at AGE on driver's license and sighing loudly>
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 29, 2011, 11:04:06 PM
I heard you are history or was that a vicious rumour?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 29, 2011, 11:56:36 PM
Who has been starting rumors without me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 30, 2011, 12:45:05 AM
I think it was 510, do you know her?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 04:17:53 AM
Is she the woman with the pet sheep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WoodridgeNZ on January 30, 2011, 06:18:20 AM
Isn't that Bo Peep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 06:22:32 AM
[Looks around] Where?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WoodridgeNZ on January 30, 2011, 06:38:00 AM
Where are you looking?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 06:41:17 AM
I was going to start under the parrot cage, would that be a good place to begin?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 08:16:13 AM
Would it still be worth it if the parrot isn't in the cage?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 08:27:29 AM
Parrot  ??? who said anything about a parrot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 08:37:51 AM
Is my hearing buggered too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 08:40:45 AM
Quote
Is my hearing buggered too?
I'm afraid to tell you ... he's not doing it properly!

Sex sex sex: do you ever think of anything else?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 08:42:28 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Do you always put other subject matter into people's heads?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 08:46:06 AM
Do I look like a marketing exec?!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 09:08:00 AM
Could there be a hint in your name?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 11:03:18 AM
You do realise, don't you, that my name is not Randy Pratt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 12:42:39 PM
I do [wanted to say, ' is it not'? Caught myself on.] Would you be upset if it were?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 12:47:10 PM
Perhaps; how would you feel if you'd been christened Ginger Muff?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 12:55:19 PM
Not too bad . . . my parents [warped-minded sods] had considered calling me Wilhomena Georgina [not too bad until you realise that it was for a child (Catholic) if born on the 12th of July and lived in Ballymena . . . I clung on till the 23rd and it seemed the coast was clear and the joke had passed.] Do you think I had special foetal powers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 01:00:27 PM
Do you know that Irish folk song: The Mac My Father Wore (I think it might have been about an orange macintosh)?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2011, 01:06:40 PM
Don't you mean The Mac My Father Stole, which is a maudlin sentimental number - ranking right up there alongside Scarlet Ribbons - about a father who felt compelled to get his son a fashionable computer for his birthday?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 01:10:12 PM
Are you implying that the parades on the 12th are about something as mundane as an apple?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 30, 2011, 02:08:59 PM
What sort of apple?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 02:30:38 PM
Don't you think you should be asking Granny Gyppo Smith that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 30, 2011, 02:34:52 PM
 :o :o

Gyps a grandma? When did this happen? Why wasn't I told?

Owww, three questions, is that allowed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 02:43:33 PM
He's only a granny in the witch sense; did you not spot his familiar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mouselady on January 30, 2011, 03:05:47 PM
Are you familiar with his familiar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 03:07:57 PM
I am; do you think we could burn it off with a red hot poker?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 30, 2011, 04:04:44 PM
Do you have a red hot poker handy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 04:09:05 PM
The song . . . do you possibly mean that rousing tune, The Sash My Father Wore?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 05:19:42 PM
Nope, I'm certain it was a mac; don't you know anything about Irish history?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 05:50:22 PM
The Irish history written by the colonial trespassers or the Irish history written by the nationalist bleeding hearts?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 30, 2011, 05:54:16 PM
Which one is the truth?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 06:00:36 PM
Indeed - which one is the truth? What can we believe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 30, 2011, 09:02:49 PM
Which one do you believe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 09:12:07 PM
It's all in the past and there's not much can be done about it now so I don't think it's up to me to choose, we live with the legacy, don't we?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2011, 09:36:47 PM
But many legacies still drape uneasily around modern shoulders whatever people may wish, or lie discarded on the ground waiting to trip the unwary, don't they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 09:43:27 PM
Our politics are best served by living our lives with a positive outlook and trying to avoid the mistakes of the past, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2011, 10:15:09 PM
We would be fools if we didn't try, wouldn't we?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 10:43:44 PM
What are you going to have for breakfast?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2011, 10:46:00 PM
Why, are you offering to cook it?  ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 10:49:20 PM
Only if it is a cooked breakfast - you can't trick me with muesli or yoghurt. Would you like an Ulster Fry (or a grill if you're watching fat intake)?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 30, 2011, 10:55:59 PM
Oh, a fry.  Bugger the fat watching.  The only question now, is how do I magically cross the Irish sea between now and breakfast time?

Maybe some other time ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 30, 2011, 10:57:22 PM
Well I suppose I could organise some sort of time travel thingy or the device we use on the Planet . . . what's gravity like where you are?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Suemcb on January 30, 2011, 11:18:41 PM
I could send you my instant, just add water, version. If you like?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on January 30, 2011, 11:40:30 PM
As far as history goes, people distort it to serve their own ends.  I believe the truth when that is possible.  Egypt is falling this weekend because of the weight of the past.  May I have a bit of that Ulster fry now, sio?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 31, 2011, 02:22:22 AM
Any chance of vegetarian sausages?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2011, 04:44:03 AM
If an ordinary sausage is a pig's willy, what the hell is a vegetarian sausage ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DC on January 31, 2011, 05:53:00 AM
Cows are herbivores, so does a Beef sausage count as a vegetarian sausage?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 31, 2011, 06:00:33 AM
You could have a point there DC, Mark will know the answer to that, where is he now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 31, 2011, 09:29:04 AM
Is Mark the official Answer Man?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 31, 2011, 09:49:00 AM
All welcome - vegetarian options also available. How many is that now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 31, 2011, 11:58:36 AM
How many people or how many sausages?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on January 31, 2011, 04:14:43 PM
 :o :o

Herron are you saying that our own Mark is a know all smarty pants kinda guy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2011, 04:26:55 PM
How could anyone think that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 31, 2011, 04:34:11 PM
I don't think that's what I said ... is it?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 31, 2011, 04:42:31 PM
Did no one ever tell you it's rude to stick your tongue out?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 31, 2011, 06:08:15 PM
Is herron saying he doesn't think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on January 31, 2011, 06:24:55 PM
Is Herron saying, in some kind of anti Sartre rant, that he does not think, therefore he is not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 31, 2011, 06:26:50 PM
If true, wouldn't that diminish over half the world's population?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 31, 2011, 06:28:02 PM
Anyone want to do a Biology exam tomorrow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2011, 06:51:05 PM
Theory or practical?

Practical can be fun, sometimes.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 31, 2011, 06:54:13 PM
I hope it's theory - what should I do if it's not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2011, 07:02:04 PM
Cut up the frog?

Recreate Galvani's experiment with the twitching legs?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 31, 2011, 07:36:39 PM
I remember cutting up animals and their bits in school - frogs, rats, ox eyes, sheep's lungs etc - gave me great respect for them. Why do people think that is so mean?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2011, 07:46:37 PM
Could it just be that some people are so squeamish they can't see beyond that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 31, 2011, 07:53:52 PM
My patience is running short with protecting people - risk assessments/spoon feeding/blah blah blah - where will it bloody end?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on January 31, 2011, 08:01:36 PM
Bloodily?

I know what you mean.  People learn safety by being exposed to reasonable risk, not by being lectured or wrapped in cotton wool.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 31, 2011, 08:07:09 PM
And it gives 'you' a chance to experience life for yourself rather than living everything through second hand information. Is it really fair in the long run?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 31, 2011, 09:25:50 PM
Is Herron saying, in some kind of anti Sartre rant, that he does not think, therefore he is not?
I think all the time. It's what I do best and I am very good at it.  
Does that make you a figment of my imagination?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on January 31, 2011, 09:38:51 PM
Does my aversion to cutting up animals make me a person requiring spoonfeeding?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on January 31, 2011, 09:53:22 PM
Anyone want to do a Biology exam tomorrow?

Should it be something to look forward to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on January 31, 2011, 11:14:49 PM
What if I don't want to ask any more questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 01, 2011, 02:58:22 AM
Why are there so many conversations going on here, can't you lot focus?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 09:09:16 AM
Is that one of the rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on February 01, 2011, 09:15:21 AM
How do you follow the rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 01, 2011, 09:17:52 AM
Should we follow the rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on February 01, 2011, 09:20:23 AM
Aren't rules made up by those who have nothing better to do? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 09:53:12 AM
Aren't rules made to be broken - surely they are only guidelines?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: JenniBennett on February 01, 2011, 10:35:59 AM
Weed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 10:38:19 AM
Most of the rules in my house are made from plastic, wood, or metal.  Do these have to be broken, or can I burn the first two?

The plastic rule  is shatterproof anyway.  It says so.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: JenniBennett on February 01, 2011, 10:40:44 AM
It's a talking rule? Is that all it says? It's not much of a conversationalist is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 10:48:26 AM
Surely it says more than most?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: JenniBennett on February 01, 2011, 10:52:37 AM
..and you have those figures to hand?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 10:55:02 AM
Have you heard any rule talking?

 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on February 01, 2011, 10:57:06 AM
No, I have heard of them walking. Does anyone know where they end up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: JenniBennett on February 01, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
At the appendix of the Rule Book?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 02:21:41 PM
What about slide rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: JenniBennett on February 01, 2011, 03:02:57 PM
What about slide rules? We're racist now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 03:12:31 PM
Slide rules?  Aren't there some things we no longer mention in polite society?

Isn't there a whole generation - or two -  who think a 'slide rule' is a rolling ruler for measuring, rather than a very clever mechanical calculating device?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 01, 2011, 03:40:27 PM
Slide rules are still in everyday use in one profession; can you guess which?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 01, 2011, 04:08:30 PM
Can I have a little hint?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 01, 2011, 05:03:58 PM
If I told you they were used to calculate vectors would that help?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 05:16:22 PM
You just wanted someone to mention 'thrust' didn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: JenniBennett on February 01, 2011, 05:35:45 PM
I know that SDT rules are used regularly during navigating ocean passages... so I suppose they might well be used for all forms of navigation?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 06:17:38 PM
What next, 16 figure log tables?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
What size are the logs? What wood are they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 06:41:16 PM
First things first.  Do you still have a fireplace to burn them?

I think my old eight figure log tables from school are still packed away in the loft.  I rather doubt if I could remember what to do with them today, but it would probably soon come back if it had to.  I used to love those things.  Unlike some mathematical concepts they made complete sense to me at the time.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 06:42:10 PM
Does it matter that the chimney has been removed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 06:43:43 PM
Do you still have a hole in the roof where it used to be?  If not the smoke could be a problem. 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: JenniBennett on February 01, 2011, 06:46:21 PM
Could it be a problem?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 06:49:05 PM
Don't writers always find a way out of problems?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 01, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
Would we be writers if we couldn't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 01, 2011, 07:54:36 PM
Isn't it a lot of it fiction though . . . can't always write yourself out of a real problem?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 02, 2011, 02:26:38 AM
Could that be because your pencil isn't sharp enough?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 03:21:21 AM
Maybe, could I borrow your sharpener?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 02, 2011, 04:35:32 AM
What makes you think I am the kind of person that would have a sharpener?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 05:02:18 AM
Well how else did you get your legs so pointy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 02, 2011, 05:47:20 AM
Do you want to see my other pointy thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 07:30:34 AM
I know I should say no, but I am going to say yes please, does that make me naughty?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 07:34:48 AM
Where is the other pointy thing kept?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 07:36:29 AM
If you had to take a guess, where would you say 510?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 07:41:45 AM
Would it be the back of his head, disguised ordinarily by flowing locks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 02, 2011, 08:38:22 AM
Isn't that too small to be considered pointy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on February 02, 2011, 08:40:56 AM
Are we still playing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 02, 2011, 11:42:15 AM
We are always playing, but the question is what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on February 02, 2011, 12:27:13 PM
Why must there always be questions? Does no one have answers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 02, 2011, 01:12:29 PM
Surely you can see, can you not, that the answers are blowing in the wind?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 01:56:14 PM
I'm really sorry Mark, but even with my glasses on I can't see them in the wind, does it depend on wind speed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on February 02, 2011, 02:10:27 PM
What sort of "blowing" are we talking about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 02:32:18 PM
Perhaps it is the action of the air that is being referred to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 03:32:25 PM
Is it wrong to tell a student to go to hell?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 02, 2011, 03:48:01 PM
Depends ... does the student act like they came from there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 02, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
Can you not work out which corner of the car park isn't covered by cameras - there's always a few blind spots - lure them there for a 'private word', and just give them a businesslike kicking to help adjust their attitude?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 02, 2011, 04:00:23 PM
Can you not work out which corner of the car park isn't covered by cameras - there's always a few blind spots - lure them there for a 'private word', and just give them a businesslike kicking as a warning?
Is a "businesslike kicking" the same thing as a good "ass-kicking"?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 02, 2011, 04:02:18 PM
Possibly a little more cold-blooded?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 02, 2011, 04:03:54 PM
Shouldn't WB go with the version that feels best?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 04:31:13 PM
WB needs and loves her job, isn't it therefore irrational to let one student ruin a good thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
Why don't you take her on face to face and address her concerns - let her think she's getting her due respect and then politely ask her to explain her rude behaviour and ask her what she expected you to do once you'd already begun to address her question for her benefit and for the rest of the class who had the manners to listen to the answer . . . please?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 05:59:21 PM
Is responding to rude behavior an enabler? Or in other words, to extinct behavior is ignorance a better option?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 06:15:09 PM
Would it be unprofessional to let this slip and go unaddressed when you have a chance to model how to behave correctly and deal with proiblems?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 06:19:34 PM
Is not confronting bad attitudes a form of showing how to effectively handle poor behavior?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 02, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
Is a student shorthand for indolent, slothful, dimwit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 06:22:29 PM
Is the fact that she has transferred from the least respected school in the community an indication?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 06:50:26 PM
Are you being judgmental now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 06:58:00 PM
Whos going to court?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
Can I be foreman of the jury - I've done it before?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 07:08:15 PM
Is the reality of death threats against professors a reason not to take all available information into account before acting?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 07:09:27 PM
Is it going to be a dramatic musical?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 07:10:47 PM
Is it rude to log off because I'm not feeling the humor?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 07:12:38 PM
Can't you feel the love through the screen?  :-\  [- pissed off is good, channel it.]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 07:15:36 PM
Will you accept my apology?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
Why do you feel the need to apologise?   :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 07:25:34 PM
Am I not being overly cranky?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 07:27:17 PM
Are you human?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 07:55:25 PM
Does being human excuse my bad mood?


If so, yes I'm human and had a really crappy day.  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 07:56:30 PM
Do you wanna hop on the end of the line of people showing they are human at times?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 07:58:43 PM
Actually caring and putting forth effort is the answer: Why it is bothersome to be human?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 08:07:47 PM
I think being human rocks although I rekon being a dog and being able to chase your own tail would be fun, don't you?  ::)

( I was gunna say lick my own balls but I looked down and don't have any.  :P :P)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 02, 2011, 08:27:11 PM
If humans could lick their own balls would the human race become extinct?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 08:34:29 PM
 ::) ::) ::)

Only the blokes I think, women would improvise don't you agree?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 02, 2011, 09:40:49 PM
Women . . . licking balls?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 02, 2011, 09:51:53 PM
 :o :o :o

Are you Irish that kinky?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 03, 2011, 03:36:48 AM
Do you know where I can get a cheap flight to Ireland?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 03, 2011, 04:53:43 AM
Surely there's got to be cheap joke in there somewhere about Aer Lingus?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 03, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
 Thank you Mark for making me laugh first thing in the morning! Isn't laughter such a great way to start your day?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 03, 2011, 09:58:44 AM
Do you know where I can get a cheap flight to Ireland?

Did you try looking here?

http://www.cheapflights.com/flights-to-ireland/
Better hurry, I hear most flights are booked already for the next two months!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 03, 2011, 10:28:31 AM
O-kay??????????????
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 03, 2011, 09:52:17 PM
What would be OK?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 03, 2011, 09:56:05 PM
Something about ball licking in Ireland . . . is that something golfers do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 03, 2011, 10:02:26 PM
Doesn't sound like something an Irish golfer would do, does it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 03, 2011, 10:20:48 PM
Who knows nowadays?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 04, 2011, 03:00:15 AM
Are you one of those people that hankers after the good old days, the days of outside toilets and tin baths in front of the fire?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 04, 2011, 06:01:27 AM
You had a fire?  You were lucky...
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 10:30:15 AM
Hanker? That wasn't a typo was it Mark? :D :D :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 04, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
You've never met Hanker, Spanker and Prod?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 04, 2011, 03:42:42 PM
Are you sure that's not a breakfast cereal?  The Breakfast of Champions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 06:12:53 PM
Are you sure that's not a breakfast cereal?  The Breakfast of Champions?

Do you know that Prods have a different meaning in NI?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 04, 2011, 07:32:49 PM
Is that Prods as in Protestant, or electric as in cattle?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 07:53:21 PM
In Ballymena it could mean both. What's the definition of 'acoustic'? [a cattle prod in Ballymena - local humour]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 04, 2011, 07:55:41 PM
What's the definition of 'acoustic'? [a cattle prod in Ballymena - local humour]

Like it ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 04, 2011, 08:47:27 PM
Knowing the local usage of words is difficult to keep up with, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 08:51:19 PM
They are great for making mistakes with - good for the occasional giggle, wouldn't you agree?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 04, 2011, 08:52:23 PM
Agreed ... and giggles are certainly needed now and then.  :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 12:36:38 AM
Was that a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 05, 2011, 03:05:47 AM
Probably not, but do you think Herron deserves a little bit of slack at the moment?

(But not too much.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 03:21:15 AM
Am I in a position to judge slack affortitude?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 05, 2011, 03:50:13 AM
Aren't we all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 03:51:03 AM
Do any of us have a right to be?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 04:29:59 AM
Shouldn't we embrace utilitarianism and forget about intrinsic rights?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 05, 2011, 08:21:32 AM
Does anyone else want an AK 47, a few hundred rounds and a dozen grenades to help reject that suggestion?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 09:29:49 AM
Kant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 05, 2011, 09:32:49 AM
Does anyone else want an AK 47, a few hundred rounds and a dozen grenades to help reject that suggestion?
I have a Glock semi-automatic...is that close enough?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 09:42:43 AM
Another Kant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 05, 2011, 09:44:55 AM
Is that a categorical imperative?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 09:48:23 AM
Did you think I was just pleased to see you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 05, 2011, 10:50:28 AM
Kant?

Who are you calling a Kant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 12:53:38 PM
Do they not call you Emmanuel Craggs?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 12:59:48 PM
What is a Kant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 01:53:16 PM
Like quarks there are various types, such as: up, down, top, tight, skewed, and lazy; which type where you interested in?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 01:55:59 PM
IDK, how does that apply to the gun question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 02:01:00 PM
Do you think a lazy Kant could be bothered with grenades?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 02:02:49 PM
 :D  Gotcha, I'm not always very smart for a girl am I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 02:14:36 PM
Is smartness an asset, or is ignorance bliss?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 02:15:46 PM
Can both be right, depending on the situation?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 02:19:10 PM
Are you implying that smartness can be switched on and off like an espresso machine?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 02:21:42 PM
Would it be bad on me if I said "Yes"?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 05, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
You would never say 'yes' to that, would you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 03:15:04 PM
Didn't I just do that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 05, 2011, 03:16:25 PM
Would that be bad on you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 03:21:33 PM
Isn't that what I asked you all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
What have you two been smoking?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 05, 2011, 05:33:50 PM
Do you want to some?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 05, 2011, 05:38:07 PM
Pssst, how much?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 05, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
Is there any going for free?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on February 05, 2011, 06:07:43 PM
what's left that's free in this world?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 05, 2011, 07:36:48 PM
As Grandad used to say...

"England is a country free.
 free without a doubt.
 If you can't afford a dinner
 you're free to go without."

Do you think cynicism runs in my genes?


Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 05, 2011, 11:43:55 PM
Should I try and fix the tumble drier tomorrow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 06:22:37 AM
Do you think that will cure G's cynicism?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 06, 2011, 09:54:08 AM
Do you think I should let him borrow some of the stuff I've been smoking?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 06, 2011, 10:16:09 AM
Doesn't that depend on how reliable your sources are?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 06, 2011, 10:19:58 AM
Does anyone know where I left my glasses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 06, 2011, 10:20:46 AM
Have you checked the top of your head?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 11:07:47 AM
Not recently; what do you think I might find there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 06, 2011, 11:08:42 AM
Have you checked the top of your head?
I don't wear them there or leave them there - must be one of my great 'safe' places - what do you reckon?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 11:12:08 AM
Do you live in a care home?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 06, 2011, 12:01:36 PM
Are you always so direct?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 12:05:56 PM
Are you always so evasive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 06, 2011, 12:37:02 PM
Am I always something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 12:44:39 PM
How would we know you were there if you were nothing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 06, 2011, 12:45:32 PM
Are we back on a philosophical track?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 12:52:06 PM
So you want to talk about metaphysics?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on February 06, 2011, 12:55:12 PM
you've met a physicist?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 06, 2011, 12:59:26 PM
How would we know you were there if you were nothing?

IDK, I thought I was 'here', am I not?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 01:56:55 PM
If you're here today, perhaps you'll be gone tomorrow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 06, 2011, 02:15:42 PM
Do you have any idea where I am going?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 04:09:52 PM
Do you have a ticket to ride?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 06, 2011, 04:16:34 PM
Is it really a long way to Tipperary?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
From where?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 06, 2011, 04:31:31 PM
Are you travelling direct?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 05:05:20 PM
Is that the only way to avoid the puddles?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 06, 2011, 05:11:22 PM
Is it true that Puddles is Donald Ducks niece?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 06, 2011, 05:53:12 PM
 :D :D :D

Didn't she become a porn star?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 06, 2011, 06:36:34 PM
You mean in Quackers For Sex?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 06, 2011, 06:39:08 PM
An unfortunate rhyme with 'duck' as well maybe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 06, 2011, 07:18:18 PM
Was that one in 3-D?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 07, 2011, 05:02:50 AM
Isn't that a bra size?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 12:47:21 PM
Do men's pants come in cup/pouch sizes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 07, 2011, 12:50:02 PM
Like: medium, small, very small, tiny, and politician?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 12:57:23 PM
Who would want a politician in their pants?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 07, 2011, 01:03:11 PM
Would that be a Flatulent Frank the Human Outboard Motor?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 01:05:11 PM
Has that been patented yet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 07, 2011, 01:10:30 PM
Why don't you check the patent office for submissions by The Giant Sprout Consortium?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 01:21:02 PM
How do you know about all these places?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 07, 2011, 03:23:14 PM
You mean you don't?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 03:24:06 PM
If I admit to that does it mean I am ignorant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 07, 2011, 03:30:04 PM
Would it help if you were being water-boarded?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 07, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
Does anything?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 07, 2011, 05:19:39 PM
Does any thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 07, 2011, 05:21:32 PM
Who is this promiscuous blighter who does any thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 07:07:26 PM
It's not the bloke who packed green jello into his boxers is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 07, 2011, 08:31:13 PM
Did he fit much in?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 08:36:50 PM
I don't know - the news report gave the amount in litres, can you convert that to pints?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 07, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Wasn't it something like a teaspoonful?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 07, 2011, 10:11:41 PM
Can't we trust what they say on the news?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 08, 2011, 12:17:21 AM
Did Rod Stewart really have a quart of you know what pumped out of his stomach?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 08, 2011, 12:20:10 AM
Is a quart what we [UK folk] call two pints?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 08, 2011, 12:27:02 AM
Yes, but isn't that still a lot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 08, 2011, 12:31:16 AM
If you compared it to a larger amount it might seem quite small wouldn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 08, 2011, 12:33:20 AM
Do you realize how many poles you'd have to puff to get a quart?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 08, 2011, 12:58:38 AM
Would it really be worth the effort?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 08, 2011, 08:31:55 AM
Did you know an American Quart is smaller than an English one?  So it would presumably require less effort.

Q:  What's grey and comes in pints?

A:  An elephant.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 08, 2011, 10:44:13 AM
Isn't is tricky swapping American measures for UK measures when you are following a recipe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 08, 2011, 12:19:29 PM
Who swaps?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: robc on February 08, 2011, 03:24:59 PM
if i swaps will i get wasps?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 08, 2011, 03:28:05 PM
Do you want wasps?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 08, 2011, 04:05:12 PM
You can remove their stings can't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 11, 2011, 01:31:10 PM
Have you all got better things to do now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 11, 2011, 01:42:06 PM
Haven't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 11, 2011, 03:22:29 PM
What tone did you use with that question, Gyppo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 11, 2011, 03:37:41 PM
Interrogative, naturally.  Just as you have ;-)

In a tone of light-hearted levity, I believe.  Definitely not one intending to imply you are a poor Saddo with nothing better to do than play internet games ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 11, 2011, 04:14:47 PM
Soooo glad you put in the disclaimer!

How many people have received back-handed compliments from you - and haven't recognised them -  do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 12, 2011, 01:12:17 AM
do you think?

I think I do, therefore does that make me am?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mouselady on February 12, 2011, 01:35:27 AM
I don't know, does it?

And why did my mobile choose to wake me up this morning by telling me a voicemail had just arrived - a voicemail which someone left several days ago?  What use is it now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Hugh on February 12, 2011, 07:23:47 AM
I think I do, therefore does that make me am?

I like a philosopher with a sense of humour. Ofthemenus would be proud of you -- or is it a serious question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 12, 2011, 04:49:44 PM
Humor is good.  ;D  Is that what makes me special: a philosopher with a sense of humor?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 12, 2011, 05:30:57 PM
Did you know that Thomas Aquinas did stand-up and toured the Northern clubs with his hilarious act Summa Theologica?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 12, 2011, 05:33:10 PM
Is he English?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 12, 2011, 06:33:23 PM
Don't you think Thomas has enough doubts already without you adding his nationality to the list?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mouselady on February 12, 2011, 06:53:36 PM
Didn't you know that Thomas Aquinas was reincarnated as a cat - my cat, in fact - Thomas Aquinas Cat?  Did you catch his act, Mark?  And is it true the club committees paid him in tuna and cheese? 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 12, 2011, 06:56:35 PM
Is it true he drove the audience wild at Crufts?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 13, 2011, 05:17:05 AM
Was that before he Anglicised his name and became Tommy Horsebottom?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 07:59:37 AM
 :D :D :D

Are your sure that it wasn't 'Waterbottom'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 13, 2011, 08:59:46 AM
Perhaps you are unaware of his pretentious phase as Sir Thomas Equinearse?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 13, 2011, 09:23:13 AM
Is pretentious a phase or just a 'way of being'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 10:01:47 AM
Is a way of being like a life path?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 13, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
Why's it called a life path when it inevitably leads to death?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 10:49:23 AM
Could that be a case of false advertising?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 13, 2011, 10:57:21 AM
By whom?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 10:58:06 AM
Life Coaches?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 13, 2011, 11:00:15 AM
Are they a type of parasite?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 13, 2011, 11:05:02 AM
Our life coaches are parasites?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 13, 2011, 11:10:33 AM
Don't you think talking shite and charging people to hear the bleeding obvious is parasitic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 11:30:06 AM
Are you thinking about cocks?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on February 13, 2011, 11:41:16 AM
Don't you think people need to hear the obvious sometimes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 01:29:22 PM
What happens if the words stick in their throats? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 13, 2011, 02:18:46 PM
Can that give you a sore throat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 05:56:32 PM
Wouldn't you be more worried about catching something contagious than simply pain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: EasyEd on February 13, 2011, 08:57:53 PM
I question the logic of that.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 13, 2011, 10:29:53 PM
But is that a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 13, 2011, 10:40:06 PM
All it says is 'question thread' and we were the dorks who turned it into this exchange of questions so I reckon as long as the word 'question' or the word 'thread' appears in a statement it is still valid - would you agree?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 14, 2011, 08:21:50 AM
Not necessarily, but who am I to question the will of The People?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 08:26:24 AM
Who am I? Who are you? Who knows? Who cares? When did the people get Will? Does he know he's been got?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 14, 2011, 10:18:17 AM
I always thought he was shot repeatedly and regularly in both world wars following the command "Fire at will!"  Can anyone confirm this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 14, 2011, 10:27:50 AM
Surely you mean Wilhelm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 14, 2011, 11:31:41 AM
Do you think I haven't lain awake during countless nights wondering about this linguistic minefield?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: EasyEd on February 14, 2011, 12:26:13 PM
Hm - is questioning a question a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 14, 2011, 12:34:13 PM
I'm willing to risk questioning the question that asks if questioning a question is a question, by asking if questioning a question is not a question, then how come you were able to question it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 12:52:55 PM
  :-*  ;D  :o   ;)   runs through naked and does a questionable streak   ;)   :-*  ;D  :o
[/b]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 14, 2011, 12:56:43 PM
Is that a merkin?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 12:58:41 PM
Whoops! I just thought I'd lost my head for a moment. Isn't that odd?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on February 14, 2011, 01:01:14 PM
yes, unless you had two of them. Do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 01:16:28 PM
Should I be giving away personal information here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: EasyEd on February 14, 2011, 01:33:19 PM
To be honest, I was more on a quest to see if questioning a question might more truly be a statement, as opposed to a question, do you see what my poor efforts were really questioning?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 01:34:28 PM
Isn't that what rhetoric's for?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: EasyEd on February 14, 2011, 01:36:37 PM
Good question.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: eric on February 14, 2011, 01:42:41 PM
Isn't that a violation of the rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Vienna on February 14, 2011, 01:52:30 PM
are there any rules to violate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 01:56:19 PM
Crikey - too slow today Siobhan - what violation did I miss?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 14, 2011, 02:11:31 PM
Good question.
Shouldn't that be "Good question?"   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Vienna on February 14, 2011, 02:40:15 PM
Now that's a good question, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: EasyEd on February 14, 2011, 03:14:44 PM
Questioned out, perhaps?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 14, 2011, 03:36:16 PM
Is anyone else naked?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 04:15:16 PM
Apart from me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 14, 2011, 04:29:19 PM
I'm about to get naked, does that count?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 04:31:11 PM
Aren't you always in the buff when waken up FF?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 14, 2011, 05:12:43 PM
 :o :o :o

Not this little black duck matey, do you know how many times a night I have to get up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 14, 2011, 05:22:22 PM
Do we really want to know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 06:20:14 PM
Is that the Royal 'we' you're using Gyppo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 14, 2011, 07:18:49 PM
Probably, do you think it will offend the Plebs? ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 07:46:45 PM
Uber Plebs have a superior understanding don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 14, 2011, 08:15:12 PM
Very likely, but should we - royal or otherwise - take into account the possible feelings, if they have any, of the unter-plebs?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 14, 2011, 08:17:51 PM
Responsibility - isn't that a bit . . . real life-y?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 15, 2011, 03:53:21 AM
Did I mention responsibility?

All I said was possibly take it into account, not a mention of taking any action.  A bit like that line from Westerns, "Let's give the son of a bitch a fair trial and then hang him."
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 09:22:16 AM
Guess I suffered a freaky assumption - is there any cure for that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 15, 2011, 10:59:11 AM
Possibly not.  Can anyone else advise on this pressing issue?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 11:09:29 AM
What about someone who makes perry or cider?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 15, 2011, 02:07:28 PM
Whats a perry?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 02:25:52 PM
Isn't there any in the MWC bar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 15, 2011, 02:39:29 PM
What?  Is there a drink the Fly doesn't know?

Like cider , but made from pears.  Babycham and Lambrini are two famous names, both largely associated with female drinkers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry

Casting my mind back it tasted better on the lips of a girl than straight from the glass ;-)

There is a non-alcoholic version of one of the foreign perrys, which I was tempted to try.  In texture and taste it's like drinking cooking oil in which a pear drop or two has been dissolved.  Bloody vile.  I doubt if it would be greatly improved by adding even a gorgeous girl to the experience.

Gyppo
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 02:43:54 PM
Do you think she's just playing with us?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 15, 2011, 02:47:24 PM
It wouldn't be the first time, would it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 02:51:19 PM
How many wind-ups do you think she's responsible for?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 15, 2011, 02:58:17 PM
 :o :o

Is this the Fly you are discussing?  ::)

(never have heard of it and after your description Gyp, if given the chance, I shall decline a tipple.)  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 04:32:17 PM
Hi Fly - are you worried we're discussing you now you know what it is?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 15, 2011, 04:59:04 PM
Has anyone tried that fermented pear juice from the Italian lakes: Perry Como?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 05:07:09 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D

Doesn't its bouquet just sing to you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 15, 2011, 05:11:09 PM
Perry Coma, wasn't he the voice that launched a thousand kips?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 05:44:35 PM
Didn't he skipper a crooner?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 15, 2011, 06:03:05 PM
;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mark H on February 15, 2011, 06:46:44 PM
You have a red nose; have you been drinking?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 15, 2011, 06:54:46 PM
How come you don't spend much time in the bar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 15, 2011, 11:34:29 PM
You haven't seen me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 15, 2011, 11:35:03 PM
I don't think so, when were you there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 15, 2011, 11:36:17 PM
I'd had too much Glenlivet ... was I supposed to remember?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 15, 2011, 11:37:09 PM
Well you were supposed to remember to shout me a drink, did no one tell you our the rules?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 15, 2011, 11:39:11 PM
I remember shouting your name for something ... didn't you hear me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 15, 2011, 11:44:58 PM
 :o :o

No! Were you shouting me a drink whilst shouting my name I wonder??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Boop-Bom-Tow! on February 16, 2011, 06:10:22 AM
Has anyone seen my huge...
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 16, 2011, 09:18:24 AM
:o :o

No! Were you shouting me a drink whilst shouting my name I wonder??
Do you think perhaps I was just shouting your name?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 16, 2011, 09:56:27 AM
Were you having one of your 'dreams'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 16, 2011, 03:15:11 PM
Thats a scary thought 510, rather nightmarish I would think wouldn't you?   :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 16, 2011, 04:03:53 PM
Am I now a nightmare?   :'(
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 16, 2011, 04:11:01 PM
Not with that face my honey, you don't really think we would think that now do you?  :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 16, 2011, 05:19:26 PM
That you should doubt us?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on February 16, 2011, 05:22:43 PM
Do we not look totally sweet and innocent?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 17, 2011, 01:45:11 PM
Sweet ... but innocent?   ::) ;) :-* :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 17, 2011, 01:45:54 PM
You doubt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 17, 2011, 01:47:14 PM
Would I doubt the innocence of these delicate maidens? 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 17, 2011, 01:58:18 PM
Or are you relying in your fast car for a timely getaway?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 17, 2011, 02:00:03 PM
Who, in their right mind, would want to get away from FF and Sio?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 02:01:20 PM
Do we know anyone in their right mind here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on February 17, 2011, 02:02:06 PM
My mind is always right, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 02:21:42 PM
Were you advised to say that every day in front of the mirror?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: f fff ffff on February 17, 2011, 03:56:56 PM
So what if he was?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 04:51:17 PM
Don't you care about Herron?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: f fff ffff on February 17, 2011, 04:53:29 PM
Why wouldn't I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 04:55:48 PM
Don't you think your previous question sounded dismissive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: f fff ffff on February 17, 2011, 04:57:50 PM
Did it come across that way?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 05:03:18 PM
I find it hard to explain how sound comes across on screen - could it be the voices in my head doing the work?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: f fff ffff on February 17, 2011, 05:12:04 PM
Is it just me, or are they getting louder?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 05:18:26 PM
Are you in a place that echoes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 17, 2011, 08:19:31 PM
I've always felt that when the voices start to echo your just a few steps away from the jacket of many buckles.  Does anyone agree with me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 08:27:39 PM
The single-sleeved sort? [Looks great with a mono-brow for a really possessed appearance]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 17, 2011, 08:32:31 PM
Not the mono-brow?  With the receding forehead?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 08:49:18 PM
Isn't it particularly awful on women, especially if there's a bit of lip 'tache or chin hair going on too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 17, 2011, 08:52:20 PM
Isn't that a little sexist? ;-)

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 08:55:05 PM
It's an observation of how horrible a woman can look when she has unfortunately dominant male features - are observations sexist? If issues regarding excessive levels of testosterone are part of a discussion can sexism be avoided?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on February 17, 2011, 09:02:14 PM
Too serious for this time of night.  I'm just a crazy little fox who probably needs some sleep.  What's your excuse? ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on February 17, 2011, 09:15:12 PM
How do you knabble a daughter's laptop except whilst she's asleep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 10, 2011, 06:34:27 PM
Is a knabble like a nibble twice removed?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 10, 2011, 07:48:02 PM
I don't know - it could just be local spelling. Where is heaven?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 11, 2011, 01:01:55 PM
I don't know - it could just be local spelling. Where is heaven?

People usually look up when you ask that, but are they really sure there's something there at all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 11, 2011, 02:10:58 PM
I've worked out it's one of the 'extremes' . . . isn't it naughty when you use loose terms to fudge an issue?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 11, 2011, 07:22:29 PM
Does fudging an issue make it chocolaty and sweet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 11, 2011, 07:31:46 PM
If it did would there be lots of calories involved?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 11, 2011, 07:42:22 PM
If fudging an issue involved lots of calories, do you think politicians would be inclined to lie less often?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 12, 2011, 01:28:03 PM
Could it help the battle against national obesity?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 12, 2011, 01:41:31 PM
If fudging an issue involved lots of calories, do you think politicians would be inclined to lie less often?

What makes you think politicians know how to do anything other than lie?

My late father used to say he could tell when a politician was lying ... his lips were moving.   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 12, 2011, 03:26:04 PM
Interesting question . . . what makes you think? ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 12, 2011, 07:50:36 PM
Interesting question . . . what makes you think? ;)

Who says I do?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 08:21:48 PM
Who, besides you, would dare say you didn't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 12, 2011, 08:40:11 PM
Have you met 'the one'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 12, 2011, 11:17:53 PM
Who, besides you, would dare say you didn't?
My wife has been known to make the comment. She's entitled to, right?  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 13, 2011, 12:10:22 AM
Would anyone intelligent challenge that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 13, 2011, 01:28:47 AM
What are you lot waffling about this time ay?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 13, 2011, 08:14:20 AM
Who's waffling this time?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 13, 2011, 10:06:44 AM
There's waffles -- with syrup?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on June 13, 2011, 02:26:36 PM
Would that be a Belgian waffle, the sort that floods out in obscenely copious quantities from Hercule Poirot's 'little grey soul cells'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 13, 2011, 03:05:08 PM
 :D

Poirot eats waffles too - I though he was croissants or 'the English toast' sort of man?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 12:54:27 AM
Is the English toast sort of man better than a champagne toast?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 01:35:29 AM
Wouldn't you prefer French toast?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 02:00:04 AM
Will French toast make me fat?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 02:56:20 AM
I thought you were already fat, well thats what you told me didn't you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 02:57:22 AM
Didn't you know I was talking about my brain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 02:58:08 AM
 :o :o

You sit on your brain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 02:59:38 AM
Why, yes. It's HUGE!  ;D Why do you asssk? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 03:00:58 AM
Well it seemed appropriate in this conversation don't you think?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 03:26:29 AM
What? The big arse or my huge brain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 03:37:40 AM
You have a huge brain mate, blimey, you really know how to surprise a gal don't ya?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 03:39:46 AM
Well, yeah. I mean a big arse is hard to hide but a big brain just takes a goofy hat, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on June 14, 2011, 03:49:21 AM
Think, you mean you two think? >:D  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 03:52:33 AM
Only when it's absolutely necessary - is it necessary now? :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 03:57:46 AM
I'd be thinking it a better idea to be running after all you have said DG, don't you think?  ::)

RUUUUUUUUUN GIRL RUUUUUUUUUUUN  :o :o :o

I'm right behind you.  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on June 14, 2011, 03:59:53 AM
Think again ladies, you think I won't catch you?   ::) ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Crap! What did I say besides bragging about my big brain? ;D

*Looks around nervously while frantically pouring over thread*

Why would you want to catch us, haven't you heard we're contagious? :P :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 04:16:31 AM
Do you think she has the vaccine mate?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 04:24:08 AM
She wouldn't really want a cure for us, would she?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 04:42:15 AM
I know I wouldn't, would you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 04:44:23 AM
Of course not, why would I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on June 14, 2011, 04:46:18 AM
I am sure there is a painful cure, isn't there Dr Frankenstein?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 04:47:32 AM
Ooops Ma, Frankenstein died, didn't Deb tell you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on June 14, 2011, 04:50:20 AM
You are so silly, Andrews took him back in his time machine -- Frankie are you there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 04:51:56 AM
Ummm, Ma, Frankie has been having it off with Shaky and I think Bones poisoned him last week, isn't that a fact Deb?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 04:56:12 AM
You're asking me? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 04:57:00 AM
Welllll helllloooooooo Deb, is there anyone else in the room??  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 05:09:26 AM
Shh, what if the voices in my head hear you? :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 05:09:59 AM
Aren't I whispering?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 05:15:54 AM
Oh, that was you? :o ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 05:20:39 AM
Yup, dainty, ain't I?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 05:31:45 AM
You don't expect me to disagree, do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 05:33:00 AM
I need to ask Deb, why would you want to mate?  8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 05:40:47 AM
Why would I want to mate, or why would I want to, Mate? :P ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 05:46:45 AM
 :o :o :o

Did you...mate, mate?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 05:54:45 AM
Does it mate er?

Pahduhmp uhmp! Was that bad, or what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 05:58:13 AM
 ::) ::)

What do you think?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 06:17:23 AM
You don't really expect me to think with my HUGE brain, do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 06:18:34 AM
Oh, but didn't you say it was your butt that was huge?? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on June 14, 2011, 06:27:14 AM
Are you trying to commit cyber-suicide as an alternative to drowning?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 06:28:56 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

How did you guess that one Gyp?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 07:38:02 AM
Isn't he astute? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 08:08:39 AM
Come on Deb, should you be making fun of his nationality mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 14, 2011, 08:48:54 AM
Shouldn't you be revolting now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Is it time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 09:16:57 PM
What time is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 09:17:24 PM
I don't know, don't you have a watch?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 09:18:08 PM
Why should I have a watch when everyone is always telling me what time it is?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 09:18:54 PM
You sure they aren't telling you where to go as well? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 09:20:47 PM
Aren't they always telling me that?   ;) :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 14, 2011, 09:22:45 PM
Do they need to tell you that?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 09:25:27 PM
I'm a slow learner, didn't you know?  ::) ;) :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 14, 2011, 09:27:51 PM
What?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 09:29:15 PM
Pretty, but hard of hearing?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 14, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Could you speak up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 09:31:32 PM
With that hearing thing, do you find it often a blessing that you're cute?  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 14, 2011, 09:35:53 PM
You don't know what my kids call me, do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 10:24:43 PM
Why?  Can't you hear it?   ::) ::) :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 15, 2011, 02:10:27 AM
Is it an echo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on June 15, 2011, 08:14:02 AM
Is it an echo? ;-)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 09:35:26 AM
So who's Narcissus?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on June 15, 2011, 12:26:11 PM
Anyone who preens themself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 15, 2011, 01:10:59 PM
Isn't preening like self screening?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 01:47:13 PM
Are there separate machines for different parts of yourself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 15, 2011, 04:03:01 PM
Which parts caught your interest?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 04:42:57 PM
Did I catch something from you? :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on June 15, 2011, 04:46:31 PM
What were you doing with him? :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 04:47:59 PM
I'm as surprised as you -- what must you think of me? :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 15, 2011, 05:56:29 PM
Did I have a good time?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 05:57:33 PM
Have you had a check up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 15, 2011, 06:01:17 PM
I'm fit as a fiddle and free of all diseases. Are you?


seems a rather ungentlemanly thing to ask a lady, doesn't it?   :-\

Methinks I should apologize in advance.  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 06:03:59 PM
Unless my doctor's not telling me something -- should I ask?

[unfortunate part of a chat up in these times if you intend to get to know each other better. Usually phrased . . . when was the last time you had unprotected sex?]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 15, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
Since we're both OK, I think we should start another question thread, don't you?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 06:09:09 PM
Have you had dinner yet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 16, 2011, 12:16:40 AM
The sun is peeping through here today, is it over in foreign lands?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 16, 2011, 12:20:07 AM
Well, since it's after midnight, I can't see the sun.... ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 16, 2011, 12:21:33 AM
Damn, that whole day night thing, does it confuse you sometimes too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 16, 2011, 12:23:55 AM
Oh, is that what causes it?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 16, 2011, 06:14:40 AM
What is it, exactly?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 16, 2011, 06:15:53 AM
Didn't he tell you mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 16, 2011, 06:16:27 AM
Should I be scared?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 16, 2011, 06:19:01 AM
Of who?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 16, 2011, 06:57:38 AM
Wasn't he funny?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 16, 2011, 06:58:18 AM
I thought he was being a smarty pants, didn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on June 16, 2011, 06:59:30 AM
I never look at another man's smarty's. Was his shirt smart too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 16, 2011, 07:00:10 AM
Deb said his arse was mate, did you hear that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on June 16, 2011, 07:45:52 AM
I'm not prejudice. What's wrong with a funny arse or a smart one for that matter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 16, 2011, 08:10:35 AM
Nothing much really but what if its a saggy baggy one I ask?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 09:53:31 AM
What if there's none at all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 16, 2011, 10:31:16 AM
That would be a bit peculiar, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 10:40:28 AM
You think I can think before midnight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 16, 2011, 02:06:56 PM
Can't you do a lot of things well before midnight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 02:08:45 PM
Why break old habits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 16, 2011, 02:09:18 PM
Aren't some of them just as pleasant after midnight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 02:14:58 PM
After midnight is fine, wasn't I saying before midnight was a problem?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 16, 2011, 02:15:58 PM
Are we both night owls?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 02:18:34 PM
Twit twoo - who?
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Post by: herron on June 16, 2011, 02:20:23 PM
Isn't it hard to resist answering?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 02:36:03 PM
Do you want me to ruin the game?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 16, 2011, 03:27:42 PM
Surely game is only ruined if you leave it hanging for too long?
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Post by: DGSquared on June 16, 2011, 03:35:42 PM
Why would you leave anything hanging?
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Post by: Silt on June 16, 2011, 03:36:48 PM
Do questions stretch when people do that?
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Post by: DGSquared on June 16, 2011, 03:44:31 PM
I'm not sure but do you think we could get volunteers?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 04:18:05 PM
Volunteers for practising stretching questions on?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 16, 2011, 06:15:34 PM
Would we need to install a rack?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 06:37:42 PM
Have we got the tools?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 16, 2011, 07:19:41 PM
Does Ursus Americanus defecate in arboreal areas?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 16, 2011, 07:20:49 PM
Do you think I can understand Latin or are you assuming I'm a good guesser?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 17, 2011, 05:18:16 AM
Do you think I wouldn't give you the benefit of the doubt?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 17, 2011, 05:51:27 AM
Is there no end to your generosity?
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Post by: herron on June 17, 2011, 03:09:57 PM
Is it being generous to assume you're a good guesser?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 17, 2011, 03:36:31 PM
Do you think I'd believe assumptions?
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Post by: herron on June 17, 2011, 05:21:27 PM
No, but is it OK to believe you're a good guesser?  :)
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Post by: 510bhan on June 17, 2011, 05:23:29 PM
I reckon so, how's it hanging?
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Post by: herron on June 17, 2011, 05:25:08 PM
Should I look to see?  ::) ;)
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Post by: 510bhan on June 17, 2011, 05:26:28 PM
Do you want to borrow my glasses?
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Post by: herron on June 17, 2011, 11:23:12 PM
Don't you need them?
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Post by: DGSquared on June 17, 2011, 11:27:51 PM
If it's hanging, wouldn't you be able to figure it out without glasses?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 17, 2011, 11:38:41 PM
Aren't we talking about wallpaper?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 18, 2011, 04:07:17 AM
Aren't we being a trifle ambiguous here?

Ambiguous Trifle:  A rather insipid Summer dessert which, according to you taste buds, probably has some alcohol in it, but you can't quite pin down either the amount or the type.  
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Post by: Joe Mynhardt on June 18, 2011, 04:12:49 AM
Doesn't that trifle sound nice?  :P
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Post by: Gyppo on June 18, 2011, 05:15:30 AM
Does it?
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Post by: Joe Mynhardt on June 18, 2011, 06:26:26 AM
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?  ;)
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Post by: Gyppo on June 18, 2011, 07:15:57 AM
Moi?  Sarcastic?
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Post by: Joe Mynhardt on June 18, 2011, 08:18:44 AM
How dare ye? *slaps glove through face*
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Post by: DGSquared on June 18, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
Do you think Gyppo ever passed up a dare?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 18, 2011, 06:18:56 PM
Isn't that a moot point? ;D :o
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Post by: thatollie on June 18, 2011, 07:10:32 PM
Depends, what's a moot?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 18, 2011, 07:33:40 PM
Does it mooter?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 18, 2011, 08:29:05 PM
Maybe it would if it had a motor?
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Post by: herron on June 18, 2011, 08:42:41 PM
Your moot has a motor?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 18, 2011, 08:43:52 PM
Don't you know how to shift an 'r'? ;D
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Post by: herron on June 18, 2011, 08:51:10 PM
Why would I shift my 'r' when it's so comfortable where it is?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 18, 2011, 08:54:46 PM
Your r's is comfortable at this time of night?
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Post by: herron on June 18, 2011, 08:55:51 PM
My 'r' is at it's best at night.  ::) :D ;) :-*
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Post by: 510bhan on June 18, 2011, 09:03:33 PM
When you're sitting on a comfortable rock?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 08:58:52 AM
Does ths mean Herron is a squatter?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 09:00:10 AM
 :D :D :D

Can't we find him a place of his own?
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Post by: Mark H on June 19, 2011, 09:01:26 AM
A house or a nest?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 09:06:56 AM
What sort of nest do waders have?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 09:13:24 AM
Don't they call them cribs now?
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Post by: Mark H on June 19, 2011, 09:15:08 AM
Call what cribs, nests or waders?
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Post by: herron on June 19, 2011, 09:17:07 AM
 :D :D

Shouldn't I still be looking for the motor to my moot?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
Shouldn't that be 'coot' if we're staying with waterfowl?
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Post by: herron on June 19, 2011, 09:23:34 AM
So I've gone from being a moot to a coot?  :-\
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 09:23:40 AM
Is your 'r' still comfortable?
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Post by: herron on June 19, 2011, 09:24:35 AM
How comfortable can the 'r' of a moot (or a coot) be?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 09:26:00 AM
Have you tried shifting your weight?
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Post by: herron on June 19, 2011, 09:28:24 AM
Should I be lying down for this?  ::)
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 09:32:24 AM
Would you like a blanket?
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Post by: Mark H on June 19, 2011, 09:37:51 AM
Is it a tartan one?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 09:44:51 AM
The one with the plastic backing?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 09:58:34 AM
Is the plastic needed while he checks?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 10:36:01 AM
Oh, don't tell me he's already had an 'accident'?
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Post by: Mark H on June 19, 2011, 10:58:33 AM
Is herron's lavatorial clumsiness that well known?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 10:59:56 AM
Didn't you hear about how he was hanging?
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Post by: Mark H on June 19, 2011, 12:28:13 PM
Do you mean hanging or hung?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 12:30:25 PM
Why don't you take a look back to check . . . I think it was 'how's it hanging'?
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Post by: herron on June 19, 2011, 12:31:34 PM
Should I be thankful I don't have to post pictures?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 12:32:50 PM
Should I be concerned that I want to see them?
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Post by: herron on June 19, 2011, 12:33:18 PM
Do you need a private message?   ::) ;) :D
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 12:33:45 PM
Is that like a private dancer?
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Post by: herron on June 19, 2011, 12:34:23 PM
Should it be a video?  :P ::) ;)
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 12:36:24 PM
Should it be censored?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 12:45:09 PM
Should it be allowed at all?

"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing."
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 12:52:25 PM
 :D :D :D

Dare we visualise it?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 12:54:25 PM
Should I be concerned that I already have?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 12:55:47 PM
Not unless your painting isn't finished yet . . . might be offputting?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 12:57:22 PM
Do you still have a steady hand?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 12:57:43 PM
Who said I can't envision and paint at the same time?

(Apparently you must to be able to do that when painting.)
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 12:58:30 PM
Do you think my hip movements will improve the brush strokes?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 12:58:57 PM
Have you really thought about what picture would enter your head? How fast are you moving?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 01:00:13 PM
Are you serious?



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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 01:01:08 PM
Do I look like I can do serious?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
Do you think my hip movements will improve the brush strokes?

Doesn't this depend on how/where you're holding the brush?  
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 01:03:21 PM
Did I accidentally leave out the 'r'?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 01:09:01 PM
Surely your 'r's in the correct place?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 01:12:32 PM
Good job Gyppo, would you like words that include an R for $1000?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 01:13:57 PM
Is that the going rate?
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Post by: Mark H on June 19, 2011, 02:08:12 PM
Are you prepared to offer more?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 02:09:54 PM
Word Bird . . . where are you?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 05:08:13 PM
Could she have painted herself into a corner?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 05:10:11 PM
Oh no! What can we do to recover her?
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Post by: WordBird on June 19, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
Did I hear someone mention free beer in the bar?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 06:25:31 PM
I think it was pronounced 'wine' but maybe you didn't catch the British accents?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 19, 2011, 08:10:52 PM
Was it Ma shouting?
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Post by: ma100 on June 19, 2011, 08:15:33 PM
Was my name mentioned in the wrong situation??
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 08:17:04 PM
Could Ma's name ever be mentioned without due reverence?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 19, 2011, 08:18:12 PM
Would Ma ever shout? >:D
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 08:22:32 PM
Was the word RUM used?
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Post by: ma100 on June 19, 2011, 08:23:31 PM
Nope, would you like to know how she stocks the bar?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 08:25:46 PM
Does anyone care, as long as it's stocked?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 08:27:05 PM
It's stocked with everything?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 08:28:24 PM
Have you ever known it run out?
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Post by: ma100 on June 19, 2011, 08:29:14 PM
Does Bones ever sleep?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 19, 2011, 08:33:21 PM
Where would he sleep?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 08:39:44 PM
Doesn't he shack up with Shaky?
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Post by: Gyppo on June 19, 2011, 09:40:32 PM
yes, but does he sleep?  Or do they just play xylophones with each other all night long?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 19, 2011, 09:42:03 PM
Maybe - maybe - but what if they do something different?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Browne on June 20, 2011, 02:21:24 AM
Could you be more specific?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 12:25:06 PM
Was that intonated like Chandler Bing? [Could you BE more specific? ;D ;D ;D]
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Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 09:08:57 PM
WHo is Chandler Bing?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 09:16:12 PM
Haven't you ever watched Friends?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 09:32:34 PM
Whos friends do you want me to watch?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 09:33:56 PM
Don't you mind everybody when you're on duty?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 09:35:10 PM
 :o :o

Am I supposed to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 10:17:45 PM
Who else is going to?  ::)
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Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 10:25:26 PM
Maybe 510?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 10:30:23 PM
Am I due to undergo more diablocal changes again?
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 10:30:53 PM
Are you diabolical?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 10:31:13 PM
And don't you like change?  ::)
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 10:32:33 PM
What's wrong with change?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 10:33:24 PM
Nothing, have you changed?
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 10:34:14 PM
I never change; why should I?   ::)
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 10:34:51 PM
Didn't you check to see how it was hanging? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 10:35:43 PM
Why should I check when I keep tripping on it?   ::) :o :o
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 10:37:17 PM
Can't you strap it up or something?
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 10:38:23 PM
Doesn't it work better untied?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 10:39:46 PM
Do you have knots in it?
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 10:40:39 PM
Should I?
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 11:01:06 PM
What does your doctor advise?
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 11:56:05 PM
What makes you think he has an opinion?
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Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 11:57:07 PM
Would his opinion count, on such a delicate subject?
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Post by: herron on June 20, 2011, 11:58:31 PM
What makes you think it's delicate?   :D ::)
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Post by: 510bhan on June 20, 2011, 11:59:08 PM
The er ... 'subject' isn't delicate then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on June 20, 2011, 11:59:48 PM
Is It?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on June 21, 2011, 12:00:51 AM
Don't you discuss it openly?
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Post by: 510bhan on July 25, 2011, 08:29:19 PM
Didn't it go quiet for a while after you brought that up? ;D
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Post by: herron on July 25, 2011, 08:30:03 PM
Brought what up?
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Post by: 510bhan on July 25, 2011, 08:34:18 PM
Oh, don't tell me you had a dodgy burrito did you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 26, 2011, 10:18:34 AM
Could it have been the perch?
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Post by: 510bhan on July 26, 2011, 10:19:16 AM
Wasn't it fresh?
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 26, 2011, 05:28:41 PM
Is this still on?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 26, 2011, 05:46:50 PM
Where?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 27, 2011, 08:24:16 AM
the telly?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 27, 2011, 08:56:02 AM
Do you have cable?
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 27, 2011, 12:26:19 PM
I do, but I don't watch television; do you?
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Post by: 510bhan on July 27, 2011, 01:42:39 PM
I love TV, who wouldn't?
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 27, 2011, 01:55:51 PM
Am I alone in my derision of the medium?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 27, 2011, 02:01:33 PM
I suspect not, but isn't it easier to hear the news than to read it online or from an over-priced paper with political bias?
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 27, 2011, 03:25:56 PM
Am I supposed to care about the news?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 27, 2011, 03:35:31 PM
Do you?
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Post by: herron on July 27, 2011, 04:07:38 PM
I suspect not, but isn't it easier to hear the news than to read it online or from an over-priced paper with political bias?

Do you really believe the news you hear is free of political bias?
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Post by: 510bhan on July 27, 2011, 07:24:27 PM
How do you know my ears work?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 27, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
Aren't you the one who mentioned hearing the news?  :P
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Post by: 510bhan on July 27, 2011, 07:45:59 PM
Haven't I also told big fat fibs too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 27, 2011, 07:46:28 PM
You wouldn't tell fibs, would you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 27, 2011, 08:19:49 PM
Is this space filled with nothing but liars?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: megansara on July 28, 2011, 04:21:30 AM
Don't you tell fibs sometimes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 28, 2011, 08:33:13 AM
Doesn't it help with writing fiction?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 28, 2011, 04:00:14 PM
Who writes fiction?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 28, 2011, 04:07:24 PM
Fictitious Fictional authors?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 28, 2011, 04:43:01 PM
Do authors auth?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 28, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
Or . . . what's the alternative?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 28, 2011, 08:05:54 PM
Do authors auth?

Isn't that something like saying writers writ?  :D
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Post by: 510bhan on July 28, 2011, 08:21:30 PM
Er . . .a writ, would you want one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 28, 2011, 08:27:23 PM
Would you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 28, 2011, 08:34:07 PM
Do I look like a lawyer to you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 29, 2011, 11:38:24 AM
According to your avatar, you don't; but do you look like a mountain range?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 29, 2011, 12:26:38 PM
Even if she did, that's got to be better than the back end of a bus, right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 29, 2011, 12:35:26 PM
What is wrong with my looking like the back end of a bus?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 29, 2011, 02:42:32 PM
That you'd look like the back end of a bus? ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 29, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
Don't you find that better than what I *do* look like?
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Post by: 510bhan on July 29, 2011, 03:48:27 PM
Whoa - imagination isn't always a reliable gauge for these things, is it?
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Post by: herron on July 29, 2011, 04:22:35 PM
Imagination can be wonderful at times, can't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 29, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
Do you let yours out often?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 29, 2011, 04:28:22 PM
Do I let what out often?    :-[::)
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 29, 2011, 08:16:20 PM
Do you have trouble remembering stuff?
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Post by: fire-fly on July 29, 2011, 10:48:37 PM
Whats a memory?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: megansara on July 30, 2011, 06:40:54 AM
Are you saying you don't have one?
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Post by: Spell Chick on July 30, 2011, 07:24:28 AM
Isn't memory part of a computer?
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Post by: herron on July 30, 2011, 10:45:34 AM
Do you want one?
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Post by: WordBird on July 30, 2011, 12:04:04 PM
One what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 30, 2011, 01:07:38 PM
I'm not sure what a 'what' is, are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 30, 2011, 01:42:47 PM
Would you be willing to find out?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 30, 2011, 04:57:14 PM
So, how do you spell that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 30, 2011, 05:42:58 PM
Alphabetically or phonetically?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on July 30, 2011, 06:14:25 PM
is it really necessary to drag phonetics into this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 30, 2011, 07:08:23 PM
Is that land lines or cell phonetics?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on July 31, 2011, 12:24:32 AM
Or cerebral implants?
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Post by: megansara on July 31, 2011, 03:27:59 AM
Do you need them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on July 31, 2011, 07:21:49 AM
Do you have to have a cerebral before you can get implants?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 31, 2011, 07:25:49 AM
Would that be a cosmetic filler? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 31, 2011, 12:48:03 PM
Does your medical coverage pay for that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 31, 2011, 02:05:17 PM
Have you heard about the British NHS?  :o
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Post by: Amanda George on July 31, 2011, 02:35:00 PM
Don't you have to go private (as opposed to on the NHS) for cosmetic fillers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 31, 2011, 06:04:18 PM
Have you heard about the British NHS?  :o

 ;D No cosmetic fillers, I guess?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 31, 2011, 06:09:30 PM
Have you heard of that great British tradition -- the queue?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on July 31, 2011, 06:25:10 PM
Do they have cosmetic fillers there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 31, 2011, 06:37:04 PM
I think you're confusing it with 'mind the gap' that you hear at the train and tube stations -- is that what you were thinking of?
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Post by: fire-fly on July 31, 2011, 06:39:38 PM
Whats a tube station?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 31, 2011, 06:42:05 PM
You've never been on the underground in London?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on July 31, 2011, 06:42:50 PM
 :D :D :D

No mate, should I go do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 31, 2011, 06:47:00 PM
If you've never been -- why not make it the next big trip?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on July 31, 2011, 07:11:34 PM
 :o :o

You lot have bombs and the like over there don't you?

(would love to see England though to be truthful)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on July 31, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
Aren't bombs better than crocodiles? 
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on July 31, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
London? Not since 2005 - am I right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on July 31, 2011, 09:13:02 PM
Boy I am unsure on those stats mate but Gyp, how could a bomb be better than a croc mate, we make shoes outa them you know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 01, 2011, 08:05:14 AM
Are crocs worse than gators?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 01, 2011, 08:14:38 AM
Would you ask that question when facing a huge set of reptile teeth?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 01, 2011, 12:06:25 PM
Are some of my in-laws coming?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 01, 2011, 12:09:08 PM
Is that a warning for us?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 01, 2011, 12:14:00 PM
Are we related?  :o :o

 ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 01, 2011, 12:22:27 PM
German/Irish?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 01, 2011, 12:23:01 PM
Both. Is that good? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 01, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Does that mean we have to worry about an Irish temper, but only if we are Poland?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 01, 2011, 04:48:51 PM
Won't it make life interesting?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 01, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
LOL!   ;D  Add my Southern heritage into it and you really have a mix!   ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 01, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Hey, Southern, German, Irish guy - where was the question?  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 01, 2011, 08:56:41 PM
Was it a cultural thing do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 01, 2011, 08:58:34 PM
I'm English, Irish, German, and Dutch and live in South Carolina, do you think I have all that stuff covered?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 01, 2011, 10:49:49 PM
How do you vote? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 02, 2011, 12:54:43 AM
 :o :o :o

You don't know how?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 02, 2011, 07:29:56 AM
Are you asking me political affiliation?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 02, 2011, 09:22:51 AM
Would someone from Northern Ireland ever do that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 02, 2011, 11:27:31 AM
I've only been to Ireland once, how would I know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 02, 2011, 12:42:03 PM
Anyone for tennis?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 02, 2011, 12:49:04 PM
Hey, Southern, German, Irish guy - where was the question?  :-* :-*
Isn't being German, Irish and Southern enough?  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 02, 2011, 01:21:25 PM
Southern enough for what? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 02, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
Southern enough for what? ;D

Doesn't 'Southern' demand a question when mixed with Irish and German?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 02, 2011, 07:08:59 PM
Weren't we supposed to play tennis?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 02, 2011, 08:10:48 PM
Isn't it a bit dark now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 02, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Too dark for what?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 02, 2011, 08:50:38 PM
Ball games?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 02, 2011, 09:59:26 PM
Whos ball?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 02, 2011, 10:59:23 PM
Who had the last one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 02, 2011, 11:00:19 PM
You did didn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 03, 2011, 07:50:49 AM
Can you remember where I left it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 03, 2011, 07:52:38 AM
Didn't you place it atop the number pad on your keyboard? Or was that Gyppo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 03, 2011, 09:13:44 AM
***Looks for said object****

Is that not the big red button?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 03, 2011, 11:05:21 AM
Whose ball is a big red button, and why would you leave it on your keyboard?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 03, 2011, 12:36:25 PM
Isn't life strange? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 03, 2011, 01:04:50 PM
Don't you like strange sometimes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 03, 2011, 01:27:01 PM
Don't they say, 'better the devil you know'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 03, 2011, 09:01:47 PM
Which they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 03, 2011, 11:35:08 PM
Which devil?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 04, 2011, 07:49:05 AM
Are Dirt Devils vacuum cleaners where you live?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 04, 2011, 11:08:12 AM
I've forgotten how to make the little devil thingie...do you know?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 04, 2011, 11:16:35 AM
Aren't you supposed to go?  >:D  [ > : D without the spaces]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 04, 2011, 11:31:40 AM
>:D  Ain't you the little angel!  Thanks, love.  :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 04, 2011, 12:45:17 PM
Is that some new form of a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 04, 2011, 04:08:29 PM
Yes Chick, I think you are within your rights to question what is not a question when it clearly states it must be a question, Herron, do you have an answer?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 04, 2011, 04:11:17 PM
Questions and answers, hey?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 04, 2011, 04:13:43 PM
I find that questionable, don't you?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 04, 2011, 04:47:09 PM
Are we supposed to have answers as well?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 04, 2011, 04:54:12 PM
>:D  Ain't you the little angel!  Thanks, love.  :-*
should have been a ? after 'angel' instead of an !  :-[
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 04, 2011, 04:56:40 PM
Doesn't he blush well?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 04, 2011, 04:57:55 PM
Ain't she sweet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 04, 2011, 07:58:01 PM
Do you like tooty-frooties?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 04, 2011, 09:28:45 PM
Who's tooting?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 04, 2011, 10:26:44 PM
Don't trains toot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 04, 2011, 11:21:20 PM
Why not toot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 04, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
Do you toot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 07:20:56 AM
Over here, toot is slang for fart - do you have the same meaning there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 05, 2011, 07:46:13 AM
No mate, we blindie here, or do rude smells, or pop off, would that confuse you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 07:49:59 AM
Rude smells would work for me, but the others? Isn't slang wonderful?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 05, 2011, 07:53:53 AM
 :D :D :D

Bottom burps is another I like.

My grandies say the fart word and giggle like crazy if they get caught.  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 07:54:32 AM
My mother wouldn't let me say fart, so I started saying traf - get it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 05, 2011, 07:55:39 AM
 :D :D

Mine was the same and I was with my kids too.

The grandies, are too young to look anything but cute when they say it.  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 10:30:53 AM
May I point out the title of the thread?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 05, 2011, 11:45:05 AM
Must you?   :D ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 12:47:34 PM
Have you noticed how many DIFFERENT people are forgetting?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 05, 2011, 03:18:17 PM
Why would I notice something like that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 04:40:19 PM
Are you a detail type of person?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 05, 2011, 06:18:53 PM
I am, as little detail as possible, is that a bad thing do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 05, 2011, 06:48:05 PM
Is that a tone of self doubt I hear FF?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 08:54:36 PM
Broad strokes are good, right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 05, 2011, 09:28:14 PM
Broad strokes. Soft little feathery ones. Any way you like it. Is that OK?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 05, 2011, 10:21:28 PM
Doesn't everyone like a few well placed strokes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 06, 2011, 12:16:49 AM
That depends on where you want to stroke me mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 06, 2011, 07:44:31 AM
What makes you think *I* want to stroke *you*?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 06, 2011, 03:05:10 PM
Who doesn't like being stroked?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 06, 2011, 06:39:03 PM
Would you believe me if I said that would be me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 06, 2011, 07:49:10 PM
Do you think we would be disbelieving you mate, us??  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 07, 2011, 08:27:57 AM
Am I supposed to be thinking?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 07, 2011, 08:30:10 AM
Would that be irregular for you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 07, 2011, 12:57:13 PM
Now who's irregular?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 07, 2011, 03:30:14 PM
What's wrong with irregular ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 07, 2011, 04:05:17 PM
Have you tried conjugating irregular French verbs?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 07, 2011, 05:19:31 PM
What time is it at your place?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 07, 2011, 06:01:58 PM
Lost your watch, mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 07, 2011, 06:07:20 PM
 :o :o

Yes, how did you know? Peeking in windows again are we?

Thats two questions, is that allowed?

Make that three.  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 07, 2011, 06:13:33 PM
Are you on speed? ;D ;D ;D :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 07, 2011, 06:29:04 PM
 :o :o

How did you know? Peeking in windows again are we......blah blah blah? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 07, 2011, 06:42:51 PM
I suspect you're making up for your time away from here, am I right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 07, 2011, 07:12:52 PM
510 you are never right I am sad to say, well not all the time, well sometimes, but not this time,  ;D did you think I may be bored.  ::) :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 07, 2011, 11:11:07 PM
I'm bored. Is there no one to play with?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 07, 2011, 11:42:19 PM
Yoo woo, can't you see me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 08, 2011, 12:09:33 AM
I see you. Getting ready to post a new short story beginning.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 08, 2011, 12:48:29 AM
Was that another cryptic question?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 08, 2011, 11:46:57 AM
Do I look like I ask cryptic questions?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 08, 2011, 01:51:22 PM
Are questions really that difficult to find in the wild?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 08, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Wait!. you mean theres still untamed land out there??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 08, 2011, 02:47:20 PM
Have you not seen my garden?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 08, 2011, 06:08:13 PM
Which garden would that be?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 08, 2011, 06:17:46 PM
I don't have a garden, would you like to come to my house and create one for me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 08, 2011, 07:08:06 PM
Yup I will, can you just grab me a first class ticket for Thursday next week please mate?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 08, 2011, 08:07:03 PM
Why not hitchhike wouldn't it be  cheaper??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 08, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Chick's paying mate, does it matter what the cost is?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 08, 2011, 08:23:01 PM
You planning more travels? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 08, 2011, 08:25:10 PM
 :D :D

Only because Patti needs me and I feel, being the humane creature I am, I should hold my hand out across the oceans upon oceans and help out. You would too wouldn't you?  8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 08, 2011, 08:26:27 PM
Are you being sarcastic? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 08, 2011, 08:35:59 PM
FF, are you sure you wouldn't rather I just charter a private jet to bring you over?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 08, 2011, 09:05:17 PM
 :o :o

Me? Sarcastic?  ::)

Do you have one in the drive Patti?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 08:40:42 AM
On the concourse, FF - Do I look like John Travolta?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 09:20:53 AM
Hey FF, Did you see my history today?

(It is about Betty Boop's screen debut)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 09, 2011, 01:47:35 PM
So FF, are you going to visit Chick?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 09, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
Why aren't I invited?  :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 03:38:37 PM
Would you like an invitation?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 09, 2011, 05:06:47 PM
Why don't we all go?   ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 05:37:29 PM
Should I invite myself?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 09, 2011, 06:23:48 PM
Seems llike you're the host, so do you need to?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 09, 2011, 06:33:09 PM
Serious question . . . do all (American) Chinese restaurants have fortune cookies?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 06:39:52 PM
Do you really think I've been to *all* of them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 09, 2011, 06:47:31 PM
Okay - rephrasing - do Chinese restaurants in the States usually provide fortune cookies with a meal order? Would you expect to receive fortune cookies with a Chinese meal?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 07:51:29 PM
I would, do you not get these treats?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 09, 2011, 09:00:57 PM
Very seldom. Only the snazzier restaurants have them. I was asking on behalf of an American character in one of my stories. Are we (UK) weird?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 09:17:58 PM
Isn't everyone weird?

In their own way, I mean. In a nice way.
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 09, 2011, 09:30:17 PM
I think I'm weird, but anyone can be normal can't they?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 09, 2011, 09:35:39 PM
Do you think if I try real hard, I can be normal?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 09, 2011, 09:36:48 PM
But you show now signs of normality, am I missing something?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 09, 2011, 10:54:46 PM
Do you ever miss anything?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 09, 2011, 11:17:59 PM
I am very alert and you did know that everyone likes lerts now didn't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 09, 2011, 11:43:32 PM
Who doesn't love lerts?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 09, 2011, 11:49:34 PM
I don't know, do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 10, 2011, 07:51:04 AM
Don't you think lerts are better than tuits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 10, 2011, 09:08:32 AM
What do those words mean??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 10, 2011, 09:25:50 AM
Have you never heard of a round tuit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Vienna on August 10, 2011, 09:30:16 AM
or a potatoe clock?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 10, 2011, 10:52:22 AM
Don't you prefer a grandfather clock?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 10, 2011, 01:56:19 PM
My grandfather had a clock, but it didn't work because he never got a round tuit. Does that clarify things?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 10, 2011, 03:10:34 PM
It worked for me; what should we talk about now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 10, 2011, 04:50:31 PM
shall we discuss how to build Igloos ??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 10, 2011, 05:00:06 PM
Oz is cold enough for igloos mate, is Spring far off?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 10, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
have you not noticed it is -40 celsius??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 10, 2011, 05:37:22 PM
Blimey Frank, I would be dead son, our temps don't get that silly, do yours?  :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 10, 2011, 06:39:04 PM
I've been to Alaska, but didn't see igloos - have you ever seen any in person?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 10, 2011, 06:40:05 PM
Nah mate, just termite mounds, they are sorta the same don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 10, 2011, 07:05:16 PM
The same except for shape, color, and building materials, right? Did I miss anything else?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 10, 2011, 07:27:18 PM
And the ants, did you forget them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 10, 2011, 08:19:51 PM
It does look like it, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 10, 2011, 08:44:36 PM
Do you need glasses to see better??


Note***Yes -40c is COLD but thankfully the majority of winter the temp stays at or above -23c
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Fasterthanthespeedoflove on August 10, 2011, 08:56:27 PM
What are you trying to imply, buddy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 10, 2011, 11:37:31 PM
Who's implying what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 11, 2011, 06:37:06 AM
Isn't Who on first?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 11, 2011, 06:44:38 AM
We had that debate once before didn't we?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 11, 2011, 07:11:18 AM
Did you forget I'm old and senile?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 11, 2011, 09:04:36 AM
Did I forget what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 11, 2011, 09:08:31 AM
Off to get my hair cut . . . I wonder if I'll like it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 11, 2011, 09:09:27 AM
Which hair are you getting cut?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 11, 2011, 09:23:19 AM
Oh look at the time. Should I leave now and not be late to work, or should I play some more?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 11, 2011, 11:22:00 AM
Didn't get the chop I anticipated, but have heaps of curls. Will they last?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 11, 2011, 11:47:23 AM
won't all that rain mess it up??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 11, 2011, 02:56:22 PM
It might make it even curlier -- and wouldn't it look all Shirley Temple then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 11, 2011, 05:14:03 PM
Did you cry when they chopped wrong?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Fasterthanthespeedoflove on August 11, 2011, 06:12:29 PM
Wouldn't it be much worse if they chopped off an ear or something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 11, 2011, 06:31:58 PM
How many ears is it good to have? :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 11, 2011, 08:23:53 PM
Shouldn't we have all of them? Isn't that the norm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 11, 2011, 09:29:42 PM
What is the norm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 11, 2011, 10:04:40 PM
Didn't get the chop I anticipated, but have heaps of curls. Will they last?

I love curls!  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 11, 2011, 11:00:30 PM
You do? ? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 12, 2011, 01:32:47 AM
Do what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 12, 2011, 08:05:41 AM
Am I supposed to remember from yesterday?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 12, 2011, 02:35:22 PM
I remember everything, don't you?


And yes, Chick, I do. Love curls, I mean.  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 12, 2011, 02:45:54 PM
Herron, do you think I've forgotten how many times you forget this is a question thread?  :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 12, 2011, 03:52:00 PM
I think his memory is a thing of the past Chick, what do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 12, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
I've been missing for a while FF, why would you ask me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 13, 2011, 12:12:00 AM
Herron, do you think I've forgotten how many times you forget this is a question thread?  :-* :-* :-*

But I did pose a question, or didn't you notice?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 13, 2011, 08:41:05 AM
Did you every, single time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 13, 2011, 01:51:56 PM
Do you think sometimes I forget?  :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 13, 2011, 01:53:55 PM
Why do I keep coming back to this thread? Where is the RAIN?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 13, 2011, 01:54:06 PM
Have you read the past few pages?  :-* :-*
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Post by: herron on August 13, 2011, 01:58:31 PM
Read?   :-[
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Post by: WordBird on August 13, 2011, 01:58:53 PM
Do you think I have now?  ;D :-* :D
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Post by: herron on August 13, 2011, 01:59:42 PM
The question is, do I think you have before now?  ::)
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Post by: WordBird on August 13, 2011, 02:01:37 PM
Am I supposed to care?   ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 13, 2011, 02:02:51 PM
I don't know, do you?  :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 13, 2011, 02:05:12 PM
Do I know or do I care?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 13, 2011, 02:09:42 PM
Aren't you the one with the curls?  Or is that Spell Chick?
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Post by: WordBird on August 13, 2011, 02:10:24 PM
What difference does that make?
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Post by: herron on August 13, 2011, 02:12:07 PM
It doesn't, does it?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 13, 2011, 04:21:57 PM
Sio has curls, do you remember now?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 13, 2011, 06:28:02 PM
Who curled it mate?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 13, 2011, 08:09:55 PM
Could it be natural?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 14, 2011, 01:07:00 AM
A natural afro you think?  :P
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 14, 2011, 08:16:57 AM
Can't curls be looser?
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Post by: herron on August 14, 2011, 09:22:46 AM
I haven't seen Sio in curls, have you?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 14, 2011, 12:47:34 PM
Why would I care??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 14, 2011, 12:52:31 PM
Is there a Bird of Paradise with curls?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 14, 2011, 12:53:40 PM
If there was,would it be edible?
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Post by: WordBird on August 14, 2011, 12:54:55 PM
Is the Bird of Paradise without curls edible?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 14, 2011, 05:55:34 PM
Can I have fried Bird of Paradise and a side of onion rings?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 14, 2011, 06:19:12 PM
Don't onion rings make you do rude smells?  :D
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 14, 2011, 06:34:02 PM
No, do they do that to you?  :P
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Post by: fire-fly on August 14, 2011, 06:45:03 PM
What makes you think I eat them?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 14, 2011, 06:55:54 PM
They taste so good, why wouldn't you?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 14, 2011, 07:50:36 PM
Maybe because they make me sick?  ::)
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 14, 2011, 08:57:31 PM
How would you know they make you sick if you don't eat them?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 14, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Cause once, I ate some and I vomited, is that a good enough reason?
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Post by: Grey Colson on August 14, 2011, 10:43:21 PM
Would you even eat something again that made you vomit before?  :o
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Post by: fire-fly on August 15, 2011, 01:36:32 AM
Hellloooo, are you not listening?

I don't ear them, Patti does but she does rude smells, can you block your nose?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 15, 2011, 07:09:04 AM
Can you see this is my 19,000th post?

and I don't make rude smells
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 15, 2011, 07:57:27 AM
Can you believe I did make a rude sound/smell right in front of my class last week (by accident of course)?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 15, 2011, 08:16:43 AM
My sister's teaching partner says you should move quickly thru the student population while making a rude smell. He calls it "crop dusting" - isn't that hilarious?
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Post by: WordBird on August 15, 2011, 08:20:12 AM
Damn I hate this learning curve, could I not have used that information before today??







(Aside, that is freaking hilarious.)
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 15, 2011, 08:20:46 AM
Can you use it from now on?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 15, 2011, 08:23:09 AM
Should I buy stock in Beano?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 15, 2011, 08:50:39 AM
Doesn't that depend on how much crop dusting you want to do?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 15, 2011, 09:23:35 AM
does crop dusting pay well??
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Post by: herron on August 15, 2011, 11:58:26 AM
Does crop dusting pay at all?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 15, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
Wouldn't the sheer joy be payment enough?
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Post by: herron on August 15, 2011, 05:26:32 PM
Seems like it would, doesn't it?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 15, 2011, 06:35:07 PM
Wasn't the full moon beautiful last night?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 15, 2011, 10:21:09 PM
When did Herron go streaking through?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 15, 2011, 10:36:19 PM
Damn!  Am I streaking in my sleep again?  ::) :D :D ;)
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Post by: fire-fly on August 16, 2011, 03:50:24 AM
 :o :o :o

Did I close my eyes or not? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 16, 2011, 07:54:59 AM
I wonder if he does that often?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 16, 2011, 09:23:47 AM
Should we go back and look?

(Why is there no LEER icon?)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 16, 2011, 12:18:25 PM
If you missed it, you missed it, and that should be it.  Right?  ;)
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 16, 2011, 07:03:14 PM
Shouldn't we learn from history?
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Post by: WordBird on August 16, 2011, 07:47:27 PM
Does that mean he should do it again?
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Post by: herron on August 16, 2011, 10:06:33 PM
Only if bribed. Do I hear any offers?  ::) ;)
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 16, 2011, 10:10:51 PM
What will a nickle get me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 16, 2011, 10:16:05 PM
About the same as a nickel.  ::) ;) :-* :-*
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Post by: Grey Colson on August 16, 2011, 10:41:30 PM
Are we really on page 184?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 02:27:52 AM
Why, is that a special number?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 17, 2011, 07:30:08 AM
1984 is special right? And other book get written about a number?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on August 17, 2011, 07:34:46 AM
Was Animal Farm was as good as 1984??
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 17, 2011, 07:47:21 AM
Didn't you just love Napoleon?
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Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 10:28:52 AM
Bonaparte?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 17, 2011, 12:00:40 PM
don't you mean blownapart??  ;)
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Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 12:41:15 PM
Is that the Canadian spelling?   ::) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 17, 2011, 02:55:19 PM
est ce que vous avez une probleme avec ca monsieur???
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 17, 2011, 03:50:11 PM
Can't you tell I'm a mesdemoiselle or something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 04:54:24 PM
Is a mesdemoiselle like royality?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 17, 2011, 06:11:58 PM
Can't you see the sparkle of my tiara?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 17, 2011, 06:26:30 PM
so it was'nt shards of glass imbeded in ur scalp?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 06:34:45 PM
Could it have been hairspray?   ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
What brand?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 06:41:41 PM
I don't know, something shiny perhaps?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 06:42:42 PM
Can we have matte instead?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 06:44:15 PM
Can you get sparkles with matte?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 06:44:47 PM
Don't I sparkle all the time?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 06:45:36 PM
When don't you sparkle?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 06:46:29 PM
Who said I don't?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 06:47:28 PM
Didn't you imply it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 06:48:08 PM
 :o :o

What are you implying??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 17, 2011, 06:48:22 PM
FF, why are you putting hairspray on your butt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 06:49:08 PM
You put hairspray where?  ::) :o ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 06:49:39 PM
Is there something in the directions that say I can't?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 06:51:37 PM
Why would you want to?
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Post by: WordBird on August 17, 2011, 07:09:26 PM
If you do, would you choose the Flexible Hold or the Strong Hold?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 17, 2011, 08:22:46 PM
Doesn't hairspray make things sticky?
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Post by: herron on August 17, 2011, 10:10:16 PM
If you do, would you choose the Flexible Hold or the Strong Hold?

Definitely flexible, don't you think?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 17, 2011, 11:58:33 PM
Why would you want it sticky?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 18, 2011, 09:08:18 AM
Didn't I say flexible?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 18, 2011, 01:22:03 PM
Why would anyone put hairspray on their hairy arse??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 18, 2011, 01:23:46 PM
Why would you use it on a non-hairy one? :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 18, 2011, 02:56:52 PM
Wouldn't it make the skin feel smoother ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 18, 2011, 03:28:08 PM
Can we talk about something else now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 18, 2011, 05:33:57 PM
Sure, what would you like to talk about mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 18, 2011, 05:38:03 PM
Would you like to see my sister and her husband at one of the checkpoints on the Hoka Hey Challenge?

(He still has a few thousand miles to ride before he is finished, but she was bringing him equipment and taking excess stuff home.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 18, 2011, 05:47:52 PM
Wow look at all the gear mate, what are the feathery things hanging off the sides?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 18, 2011, 05:55:25 PM
Fringed leather, it might be a Harley thing, but I may not really know, cus don't you know - I've never ridden a motorcycle?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 18, 2011, 06:02:32 PM
I have, each time I come a gutser so I steer clear, don't blame me do you?  :D
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 18, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
We owned a motorcycle, and I never rode it, do you blame me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 18, 2011, 06:37:57 PM
Well yes, could you have shown a bit more enthusiasm do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 18, 2011, 08:58:46 PM
I had young children. If I had been killed, who would have raised them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 19, 2011, 12:52:55 AM
 :o :o

Did they not have a daddy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 19, 2011, 09:00:25 AM
Haven't you watched how daddies parent?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 19, 2011, 09:35:31 AM
Don't you think moms are more over protective than daddy's?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 19, 2011, 10:08:20 AM
My wife always complained when I rode, so much so I gave it up. Is that her way of being over-protective?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 19, 2011, 10:51:15 AM
why didn't you buy a bike with a sidecar??
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 19, 2011, 11:15:04 AM
My grown sons admit I may have been a bit paranoid, but have never said I was over-protective. Do you think they are just scared of me?
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Post by: 510bhan on August 19, 2011, 11:31:47 AM
Do they tremble in your presence?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 19, 2011, 12:28:10 PM
I would rather they simply bowed, don't you think that is best?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 19, 2011, 03:42:35 PM
why didn't you buy a bike with a sidecar??
What, and take her with me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 19, 2011, 04:06:54 PM
wouldn't you miss her otherwise?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 19, 2011, 06:26:04 PM
Should I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 19, 2011, 07:43:08 PM
Did you all miss me?  ;D
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 19, 2011, 08:56:06 PM
Is there a reason why we wouldn't??
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Post by: herron on August 20, 2011, 10:48:50 AM
Were any reasons given?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 20, 2011, 02:23:10 PM
What happened while I was out?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 20, 2011, 03:05:05 PM
I didn't notice anything, did you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 20, 2011, 05:50:11 PM
Well, if I wasn't here, how could I notice?  :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 20, 2011, 06:19:24 PM
Weren't you the perceptive one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 21, 2011, 01:57:03 AM
Patti, perceptive?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 21, 2011, 08:56:55 AM
FF, are you doubting my mental abilities?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 21, 2011, 10:42:56 PM
Why would anyone doubt that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 21, 2011, 11:22:05 PM
Herron, did you know Patti was mental?
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 22, 2011, 07:23:08 AM
Is there a problem with that?
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Post by: fire-fly on August 22, 2011, 07:25:10 AM
Do I look like I have a problem?  ::)
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Post by: Spell Chick on August 22, 2011, 08:24:33 AM
Do you really want me to answer that?
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Post by: Mastafrank on August 22, 2011, 10:23:46 AM
would I want to hear your answer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 22, 2011, 04:18:52 PM
Can you just cover your ears?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 22, 2011, 05:38:15 PM
Herron, did you know Patti was mental?

Aren't we all?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 22, 2011, 06:28:17 PM
Who me? You think I am?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 22, 2011, 07:32:47 PM
Did you know that it is raining here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 22, 2011, 07:38:32 PM
Did you know its raining here as well?

Do you think it will clear before our victims buyers come to look at the van we have for sale?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 22, 2011, 08:45:16 PM
who would want to buy a 'short bus'???

I always new FF was 'special'
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 22, 2011, 08:53:03 PM
Maybe a short person?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 23, 2011, 07:34:14 AM
It stopped raining here; is it still raining there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 23, 2011, 07:43:37 AM
I think it stopped, should I go look?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Andrewf on August 23, 2011, 07:50:43 AM
why not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 23, 2011, 10:21:46 AM
Would you prefer to stand outside and see if you get wet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 23, 2011, 12:56:52 PM
Wold you rather get 50cm of snow on your lawn, or 50 mm of rain???

1 cm of snow equals 1 mm rain
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 23, 2011, 03:29:31 PM
We have hurricane Irene heading towards us, but instead, we had an earthquake. Is Mother Nature losing her mind?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 23, 2011, 03:43:16 PM
Did Mother Nature ever have a mind?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 23, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Did you feel the earthquake?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 23, 2011, 09:53:10 PM
No. They said it could be felt in Michigan, but I missed it entirely.
Was out driving my Corvette, which makes quite a rumble all by itself.  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 24, 2011, 07:46:20 AM
I have a sports car, too; is yours also a convertible?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 24, 2011, 07:50:04 AM
I have an RV and use it heaps, why don't you try one of them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 24, 2011, 08:00:56 AM
Have you seen the price of gasoline?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 24, 2011, 08:12:32 AM
Didn't you know we use diesel?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 24, 2011, 08:31:18 AM
Isn't that expensive, too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 24, 2011, 10:43:24 AM
Haha don't you sucker realize that living downtown, you could just walk everywhere^
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 24, 2011, 11:45:01 AM
But can you safely breathe the air?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 24, 2011, 11:53:21 AM
I have a sports car, too; is yours also a convertible?
It has a T-Top that comes off, does that qualify?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 24, 2011, 12:18:17 PM
But can you safely breathe the air?

would you believe that all the beautiful university gals in bikini tops and short-shorts make me breathless??

cue Involuntary Vascular reaction
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 24, 2011, 06:08:31 PM
Isn't that expensive, too?

Did I tell you our holiday only cost us $2500 in diesel?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 24, 2011, 08:05:11 PM
Don't you think that mine is cuter, especially with a grandson in it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 25, 2011, 11:55:20 AM
Grandkids make most things better.  :D  What kind of car is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 25, 2011, 12:14:20 PM
Mazda Miata; isn't enough showing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 25, 2011, 12:16:48 PM
Is that one of those rip top cars, like a drinks can?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 25, 2011, 02:15:41 PM
I love throwing the top back at lights, the guy behind me yesterday seemed amazed. Have you watched drivers go topless at a stop light?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 25, 2011, 02:57:15 PM
Well . . . do you mean topless regarding clothing or topless regarding the vehicle? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 25, 2011, 03:26:45 PM
Have you seen either?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 25, 2011, 03:41:54 PM
Maybe not at traffic lights - does that still count?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 25, 2011, 05:15:04 PM
Do I get to make the rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 25, 2011, 05:24:28 PM
Will you whine if you're not allowed? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 25, 2011, 05:52:18 PM
Is it possible if we partake in a wine to celebrate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 25, 2011, 09:25:45 PM
Did you somehow miss the memo that I whine all the time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 25, 2011, 09:53:27 PM
Didn't they find Memo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 25, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
Which department circulated that memo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 25, 2011, 11:18:09 PM
It wasn't just one department, was it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 25, 2011, 11:46:47 PM
I hope it wasn't the complaints department, they are too harsh don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2011, 08:28:09 AM
I thought it was the Beware Department, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 26, 2011, 08:28:43 AM
Do you have something to complain about or beware of?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2011, 10:26:08 AM
Would you like to see my weather?

(I'm the little orange stick pin. Irene is the huge green mass off shore. I'm safe here. I hope.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 26, 2011, 11:15:50 AM
Will prayers help keep it to the east?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2011, 12:43:58 PM
Will you help me try?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 26, 2011, 01:18:54 PM
will the remnants of Irene hit Ontario??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2011, 01:26:17 PM
Why are we worried about remnants when I'm right here with the whole thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 26, 2011, 02:03:44 PM
Isn't it a great time to use your canoe??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2011, 03:06:06 PM
Didn't hear that we sold our canoe a few years back?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 26, 2011, 05:48:09 PM
Is the worst over yet mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2011, 07:19:34 PM
May I please brag?

(My brother in law completed the course for the Hoka Hey Challenge, biking over 10,000 miles in the last three weeks. He now has about 1700 miles to bike to get back home so he isn't quite thru yet, but he did the entire challenge. Now he needs to get out of there before Irene comes in. I'm so very, very proud of him.)

(Yes, the storm is mostly past here. We are on the back side. Got some strong storm cells dropping lots of rain quickly with some pretty strong winds, but everything here is still standing and I still have electricity.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 26, 2011, 09:10:10 PM
Woo hoo Patti, great brag mate and a big congrats to your brother in law, is he very tired now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 26, 2011, 09:27:46 PM
I would assume so. Have you ever slept in a hammock hanging from a Harley?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 26, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Mmmm, searching my memory banks.....nah, but I slept in my car for six months once when I had no accomodation, does that count?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 27, 2011, 08:30:33 AM
I thought that said "accordion" - should I get new contacts?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 27, 2011, 09:06:37 AM
Wouldn't a telephone directory or an address book be uncomfortable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 27, 2011, 03:44:30 PM
Should I have said corrective lenses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 27, 2011, 04:46:48 PM
Would that suggest something more ocular?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 27, 2011, 05:21:09 PM
Do you expect me to see out of my nose?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 27, 2011, 06:53:54 PM
Is your nose THAT big?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 27, 2011, 08:33:25 PM
Should I start thinking about a nose job?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 27, 2011, 09:03:59 PM
What sort of job is your nose interested in mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 27, 2011, 10:06:27 PM
Couldn't you let it sniff around for something suitable?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 28, 2011, 02:04:46 AM
Can it be trusted out there on its own do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 28, 2011, 08:45:49 AM
Could it be put on a lead?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 28, 2011, 05:50:57 PM
 :o :o :o

But you would have to use a nose ring, do you think that would hurt?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 28, 2011, 05:52:52 PM
Can't hurt too much, aren't nose rings a popular piercing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 28, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
I don't know, mine is as it has always been, apart from being spread across my face at one stage, and that hurt. Is yours pierced?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 28, 2011, 08:26:44 PM
Only the two natural nostril holes, why do I look like I have a nose piercing in my picture?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 28, 2011, 08:57:56 PM
Should you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 28, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
Heh, heh, heh . . . is that a dare, dearheart? :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 12:28:33 AM
I like my nose, I don't want anymore holes in it than is necessary, do you think piercings are necessary?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 12:34:24 AM
Do some people do it just to feel 'holey'? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 12:37:07 AM
I don't know mate, it would make me feel leaky I think, what about you?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 01:01:11 AM
Wouldn't be awful to have a hole in your bucket?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 01:07:13 AM
Do you have a bucket, I don't?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 01:19:52 AM
Is that because you don't have water?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 03:40:29 AM
No its because I don't have a bucket, did you read my post backwards?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 29, 2011, 09:35:17 AM
was she even awake when she posted??  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 29, 2011, 09:48:39 AM
Do we have to be awake now to post?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 29, 2011, 10:51:06 AM
wouldn't that be best??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 29, 2011, 11:03:25 AM
I do some of my best thinking either asleep or inebriated, don't you?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 11:44:19 AM
How'd you guess?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 05:15:41 PM
Are you inebriated now?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 05:16:33 PM
Didn't you read my message in the bar? Would you think I'd drink and drive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 05:17:08 PM
Why do you need to drive?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 05:18:05 PM
Would you collect your daughter from the airport by piggyback? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 05:19:08 PM
Do I look like an ass?  :P

(don't answer that) >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 29, 2011, 07:27:31 PM
Does betty boop look like an ass?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 07:57:48 PM
Well, she has a cute ass don't you think?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 08:00:40 PM
Why did I choose to visit this thread now, after Miss FF's question? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 08:04:43 PM
Why didn't you answer said question?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 29, 2011, 08:08:45 PM
Can't you see me perched on the fence?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 29, 2011, 08:37:57 PM
betty boop is still a classy sex symbol eh??


We Canucks say eh? instead of uh?. uh? sounds retarded while eh? sounds classy lol
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 29, 2011, 10:51:04 PM
Eh gives one the impression that one is constipated son.  ::)

Are you constipated, just asking?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 30, 2011, 07:41:42 AM
Did y'all miss me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 30, 2011, 12:39:00 PM
How long were you gone?   ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 30, 2011, 01:01:25 PM
How am I supposed to remember?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 30, 2011, 01:02:01 PM
Is your memory as bad as mine?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 30, 2011, 05:55:30 PM
What did you forget?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 30, 2011, 09:07:31 PM
Are you trying to help?  :o ::):D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on August 30, 2011, 10:21:15 PM
Is that helping?  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 30, 2011, 10:31:17 PM
It's hard to tell, isn't it? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 31, 2011, 07:58:53 AM
I couldn't hear you, could you please speak up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 31, 2011, 08:06:54 AM
Oh no, not Patti too, has the world gone mad?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 31, 2011, 09:14:43 AM
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 31, 2011, 09:16:51 AM
Are we speaking MAD as in angry or MAD as in crazy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 31, 2011, 09:23:18 AM
Mad crazy I think, should we consider anger too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on August 31, 2011, 03:33:30 PM
shouldn't we focus on living in peace,harmony, and all that other hippie cr@p??  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 31, 2011, 04:48:48 PM
You think my sig is hippie cr@p? >:(
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 31, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
How embarrassing, I thought it was too, were we wrong?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 31, 2011, 05:29:00 PM
Are you trying to rile me? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on August 31, 2011, 05:38:21 PM
 :o :o

Would I do that?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on August 31, 2011, 08:09:46 PM
Wouldn't that defeat the whole Peace & Love crap?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on August 31, 2011, 10:15:19 PM
Couldn't I leave the last bit if you felt the rest was crap?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 01, 2011, 06:47:52 AM
Would it look silly on its own?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 01, 2011, 06:52:52 AM
Where's my coffee?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Luana Spinetti on September 01, 2011, 07:08:25 AM
Aww isn't coffee a writer's daily fuel? :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 01, 2011, 07:23:46 AM
Do you think I would attempt coffee at this hour of the day mate?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Luana Spinetti on September 01, 2011, 07:34:44 AM
Wouldn't that depend on when you wish to go to sleep?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 01, 2011, 07:35:29 AM
Um, yep, it sure would and its the middle of the night here so I think I need my sleep, what about you?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Luana Spinetti on September 01, 2011, 07:38:11 AM
1:38 PM speaks of more and more hours of coffee, don't you think?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 01, 2011, 07:40:22 AM
I think you are right but does that make me wrong?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 01, 2011, 07:45:49 AM
Are you asking loaded questions again?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 01, 2011, 08:40:07 AM
What are they loaded with?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 01, 2011, 09:04:49 AM
Are you asking loaded questions again?


Are you mad at me still??


 I never read your sig until after the fact  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 01, 2011, 02:22:17 PM
Can't we all get along?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 01, 2011, 02:24:03 PM
Isn't this fun?

Frank -- I was only being an opportunist with the line ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 01, 2011, 05:36:13 PM
Fun? Fun? Are we supposed to be having fun?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 01, 2011, 05:42:57 PM
Isn't Gyppo the MOG Master?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 01, 2011, 05:49:06 PM
Don't whip me master, do you think he will like that sound?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 01, 2011, 08:55:22 PM
Is it OK if I do?   :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 01, 2011, 10:40:40 PM
 ::) ::)

Would you enjoy it though?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 06:23:31 AM
Can't you guess? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 06:28:23 AM
Hee hee, do you think he will think we are cheeky?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 06:30:02 AM
>:D And more . . . you haven't killed him off with your suggestions have you? :o :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 06:38:53 AM
 :o :o :o

His heart??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 06:40:37 AM
We probably shouldn't speculate, but it's hard not to, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 06:44:02 AM
Yes, it is, especially when the two of us are known worriers, do you think he will understand?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 06:53:50 AM
I think you've had bad intel . . . what's this 'worry' thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 02, 2011, 10:26:10 AM
why should we worry??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 10:37:00 AM
Do you know how to do it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 02, 2011, 11:20:05 AM
What, me worry?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 12:20:17 PM
And where have you been gallivanting whilst FF worried about you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 02, 2011, 12:44:24 PM
Didn't you see my Dragon Boat post?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 12:48:03 PM
Didn't you read my reply?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 02, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
First fun, and now we have to read. Who makes up these rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 02, 2011, 02:17:41 PM
A god with a weird sense of humor don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 04:01:15 PM
Are we back on the Is there a God question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 06:02:28 PM
Where you been WB?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 06:08:11 PM
Speaking of working, you been putting out any fires lately, FF?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 06:09:18 PM
Yup, couple of houses the other night mate, mostly car accidents of late though, I don't like them ones, how about you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 06:11:35 PM
Doing great, but did you ever hear of needing a vacation (aka holiday) so bad you can hardly stand it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 06:13:58 PM
 :D :D

Sounds like you should be off for the summer mate. Did you see the birthday thread for Frogg?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 06:16:24 PM
Yes, aren't birthdays great?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 06:18:24 PM
Not when you get to my age  :D :D

Nice to talk mate, I am off to work now, will you miss me?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 02, 2011, 06:30:03 PM
Was I now supposed to aim at Firefly?
With a squirtgun?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 06:51:34 PM
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 02, 2011, 07:00:45 PM
I never followed a bear, did you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 07:37:44 PM
Did I need to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 02, 2011, 07:38:47 PM
Aren't you the one who wanted to know where they shat?   ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
Oh, did I pose that as a question?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 02, 2011, 07:50:06 PM
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Wasn't this you?  :D ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 07:51:30 PM
Won't she admit to it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 02, 2011, 07:52:58 PM
Would you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Why should I? [it wasn't me]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 02, 2011, 07:57:45 PM
Can't I blame one of my other personalities?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 02, 2011, 08:01:58 PM
How many have you got?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 02, 2011, 08:06:07 PM
Has she ever declared a number for them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 09:17:14 PM
Can they be numbered?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 02, 2011, 09:58:09 PM
Does innumerable come to mind?  ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 10:09:28 PM
Exactly how many is that?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 02, 2011, 10:12:21 PM
Good God, now I have to count. Do you people know no limits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 02, 2011, 10:23:03 PM
No limits? That sounds innumerable, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 02, 2011, 11:30:15 PM
Isn't that where this debate started?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 03, 2011, 11:02:01 AM
Was I supposed to remember that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 03, 2011, 01:17:32 PM
Is this a memory game?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 03, 2011, 01:38:02 PM
Do I have to remember something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 03, 2011, 04:28:41 PM
Do you have anything you want to remember?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 03, 2011, 04:39:56 PM
What's my name? Is that important?

Do I get extra credit for asking more than one question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 03, 2011, 05:04:48 PM
Could you cope with treble points?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 03, 2011, 07:11:10 PM
I can cope with a lot...sometimes.
 ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 03, 2011, 07:45:26 PM
But can you put that in the form of a question?

I feel so Alex Trebek
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 03, 2011, 10:56:58 PM
Do you think his lack of questions is becoming a habit?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2011, 08:05:41 AM
Could it be age related?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 04, 2011, 10:26:26 AM
Am I too old, or too young?   ::) ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2011, 03:55:19 PM
What do you think I was saying?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 04, 2011, 04:27:54 PM
Are you waffling again Chick?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2011, 04:52:51 PM
I would prefer pancakes; do you have any?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 05:16:00 PM
Doesn't she just bake fresh batches on request?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 04, 2011, 05:51:24 PM
Can she makeme younger?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 06:31:22 PM
Do you think you are a pancake?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 04, 2011, 06:40:41 PM
Won't that leave him feeling a little flat?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 07:15:24 PM
Can't you do something to uplift his spirits then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
Spirits? Can she lift more than simply spirits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 04, 2011, 09:16:54 PM
Do you have something against spirits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2011, 09:21:44 PM
Am I not allowed to wallow in my fears?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 09:37:21 PM
Are they deep?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 04, 2011, 09:39:04 PM
Is nose level deep? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 09:39:58 PM
 ;D Whose nose?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 04, 2011, 09:41:50 PM
You aren't suggesting mine are you?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 09:48:45 PM
How tall are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 04, 2011, 09:57:40 PM
Do I have to know that in metric?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 09:58:39 PM
Aren't you allowed to use imperial?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 04, 2011, 10:13:54 PM
Imperial is sooo yesterday guys, don't you do metric?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 04, 2011, 10:24:30 PM
Are you renouncing your colonial links?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 05, 2011, 12:41:45 AM
 :o :o

Never!! Why would you say such a thing?  :o :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2011, 08:49:47 AM
Why would I want to switch to a different system at my advanced age?

[Inches]
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 09:12:43 AM
It's all a mix and muddle anyway, pints of this, miles of that, kilos of this and metres of that, so who cares?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 05, 2011, 11:38:51 AM
I'm bigger than most, so why should I care how they measure it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 01:06:27 PM
It? :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 05, 2011, 04:29:39 PM
Are you insinuating something?  ::) ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2011, 05:10:09 PM
Are we talking ego? May I offer my own ego as a humongous entry?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 05:28:30 PM
Is it past its sell-by-date? :D :D :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2011, 05:50:33 PM
Do I look like the type of woman who would sell her .... ego?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 06:33:19 PM
Looks at picture . . . do you realise you're not in your avatar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 05, 2011, 06:35:14 PM
Whew, aren't you glad I am in mine?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 06:36:21 PM
Ma-te, what'd ya expect me ta say?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 05, 2011, 06:37:19 PM
 :o :o

What, you are lost for words?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 06:38:36 PM
Have you tried concentrating on writing lighting articles while jumping in here at the same time?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 05, 2011, 06:39:17 PM
I have a pogo stick, its great, have you ever used one?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 07:01:51 PM
I did, quite good too. Ever fall off badly?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 05, 2011, 07:04:28 PM
Oh mine sits beside me, I don't actually get on it, you didn't think I was that silly did you?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2011, 07:26:17 PM
Can I vote on that silly characteristic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 05, 2011, 07:40:44 PM
Totally off topic, little tune running through my head . . . would I lie to you baby?

Love Charles and Eddie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UXvcr22rM&ob=av2n
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2011, 07:49:14 PM
Would that be a Big Lie or just a little white lie?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 05, 2011, 09:50:29 PM
or a slightly grey one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 05, 2011, 10:02:45 PM
Are we now talking about my hair?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 06, 2011, 01:37:01 AM
Totally off topic, little tune running through my head . . . would I lie to you baby?



How is that off topic?  :P :P

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 06, 2011, 06:56:10 AM
Have we ever actually HAD a topic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 06, 2011, 06:58:00 AM
I thought the question was the topic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 06, 2011, 09:30:48 AM
Are we supposed to have a topic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 06, 2011, 09:37:52 AM
Isn't whatever we are questioning, topical?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 06, 2011, 09:39:47 AM
You mean we now have to think about our answers?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 06, 2011, 09:44:53 AM
Weren't you doing that before?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 06, 2011, 02:58:21 PM
wasn't he always one step ahead? :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 06, 2011, 03:37:15 PM
What files have you accessed? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 06, 2011, 05:51:17 PM
Do you have permission to access?
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Post by: 510bhan on September 06, 2011, 05:54:07 PM
I have special clearance, have you signed the Official Secrets Act?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 06, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Does the boss have to? ::) ::)
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Post by: 510bhan on September 06, 2011, 05:58:06 PM
Are you the Boss?
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Post by: herron on September 06, 2011, 06:55:10 PM
You mean I'm not?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 06, 2011, 08:23:04 PM
Can I be the Queen?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 07, 2011, 12:45:44 AM
Didn't we all agree that Ma was the Queen?
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Post by: 510bhan on September 07, 2011, 07:46:57 AM
Are you crawling FF?
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Post by: herron on September 07, 2011, 09:36:40 AM
Are we supposed to crawl, too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2011, 10:36:03 AM
Why are there so many rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 07, 2011, 11:06:23 AM
Why not ask Grey, who started this?

(Admittedly it hasn't gone quite the way he envisaged and has been hi-jacked into this ridiculous pinging to and fro of questions . . .)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2011, 11:42:47 AM
Grey, why all the rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 07, 2011, 11:53:56 AM
A fine question, I wonder if he reads this thread?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2011, 12:08:15 PM
Are you now saying we have to read, too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 07, 2011, 12:22:03 PM
Er . . . guessed that was implied. Do you have a machine that reads text for you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2011, 01:20:00 PM
Have you ever heard those things?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 07, 2011, 01:47:13 PM
Do they sound the same as when your phone interprets/translates a text message?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2011, 01:50:29 PM
Did you know get the memo about my totally unsubstantial phone that doesn't do anything more than make phone calls?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 07, 2011, 02:24:56 PM
Why didn't you just call instead of sending a memo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
Call across the Atlantic; are you mad?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 07, 2011, 07:12:23 PM
Am I across the Atlantic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 07, 2011, 07:16:14 PM
Do you feel all at sea?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 07, 2011, 07:52:41 PM
FF, aren't you a pacifist or something?
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Post by: herron on September 07, 2011, 08:01:07 PM
Is that bad?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 07, 2011, 08:09:49 PM
Did I just miss something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 07, 2011, 10:09:11 PM
Do I need to learn to swim?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 08, 2011, 07:44:22 AM
Don't you know how?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2011, 08:08:36 AM
Do you have any swim fins?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 08, 2011, 08:30:02 AM
Is the Fly a fish?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2011, 09:21:10 AM
Are fish the only things with fins?
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Post by: 510bhan on September 08, 2011, 09:25:04 AM
Didn't you ask about swim fins?
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2011, 10:59:10 AM
Aren't dolphins mammals?
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Post by: 510bhan on September 08, 2011, 11:39:13 AM
Have you ever swum with dolphins?
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2011, 12:22:03 PM
No, have you?
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Post by: 510bhan on September 08, 2011, 12:30:04 PM
Yep.  :D Would you like to?
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Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2011, 04:13:20 PM
Aren't they awfully large?
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Post by: fire-fly on September 08, 2011, 06:17:34 PM
Were you in Oz when you did that 510?
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Post by: 510bhan on September 08, 2011, 06:18:37 PM
Did you think I did it in Ireland?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 08, 2011, 06:19:33 PM
Do you have dophins in Ireland?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 08, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Might be porpoises off the southern tip, usually seals in our cold waters. Are you coming for a visit?
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Post by: fire-fly on September 08, 2011, 06:21:52 PM
Do you think I am mad? You have rain, rain and then a bit more rain, do you think I am a good swimmer and mad?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 08, 2011, 06:35:22 PM
Sorry, no insult intended. Don't you like green fields and ancient monuments?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 08, 2011, 08:16:12 PM
Would you like to come here and see palm trees?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 08, 2011, 11:34:05 PM
But you have hurricanes and earthquakes, why would you want me to experience that?
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Post by: herron on September 09, 2011, 08:11:52 AM
Would you like to come here and see palm trees?
My son is in S. Carolina (Myrtle Beach) on assignment and doesn't like it much. Wonder why?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 08:20:00 AM
Are you going to spend a long time wondering or only a little while?
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Post by: herron on September 09, 2011, 08:26:12 AM
Seems only right to ask him, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 08:34:20 AM
Will you signal him or use the telephone?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 09, 2011, 04:47:10 PM
Do you lot still use smoke signals?  :o :o
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Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 04:48:38 PM
Wouldn't that be a bit hard in the rain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 09, 2011, 04:55:18 PM
Is it raining again?  :o
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Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 05:28:20 PM
Don't you know we put out special bulletins when the sun shines?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 09, 2011, 05:48:08 PM
So do those bulletins come out often? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 05:50:35 PM
Do pigs fly?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 09, 2011, 05:55:32 PM
Sunny beautiful day here in South Carolina with the palm trees blowing and all; didn't you see the hurricane missed us and hit NY?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 10:19:40 PM
Now . . . where did I leave my glasses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 09, 2011, 11:31:24 PM
Have you lost them yet again 510?
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Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 11:37:38 PM
Lost them?

(Hunting in the shed - don't ask - I found two more long lost pairs. Now in possession of 6 or 7 or it might be 8 if I look in some drawers and the glove compartment in the car and you include the prescription sunglasses!)
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Post by: fire-fly on September 09, 2011, 11:45:39 PM
 :o :o :o

Are you in my house lady??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 09, 2011, 11:53:04 PM
Do you like lots of different frames too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 10, 2011, 02:41:27 AM
How did you know that? You are in my house aren't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 10, 2011, 08:32:16 AM
Was I not invited just because I wear contacts?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 10, 2011, 11:04:09 AM
Should I feel relieved I'm not the only one who misplaces glasses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 10, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Does misery love company?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 10, 2011, 03:50:44 PM
Who's a misery?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 10, 2011, 05:20:10 PM
Maybe a rellie of company?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 10, 2011, 05:34:10 PM
Rellies -- got any visiting this Christmas?
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Post by: fire-fly on September 10, 2011, 06:38:27 PM
Yep, my bro, he visits every Xmas, free feed and all.  :D :D

How about you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 10, 2011, 10:39:37 PM
I am lucky enough to be the traveler getting the free vittles and all. Isn't that cool?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 10, 2011, 11:52:02 PM
Cool as can be girl, which son wins you two this year and is it far to travel?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 11, 2011, 12:16:59 PM
We always have a houseful, and it's quite cheery, isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 12:24:11 PM
Cheery? If everyone pulls their weight don't you think?
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Post by: herron on September 11, 2011, 12:25:14 PM
Do they always lend a hand?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 12:43:36 PM
Or, do they get in the way?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2011, 01:05:30 PM
You mean I'm not supposed to just get in the way?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 01:09:11 PM
Don't you just order them aboutorganise them all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2011, 02:23:21 PM
How do you organize a two year old?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 02:25:38 PM
Don't they organize everybody else?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 11, 2011, 04:23:29 PM
Can she come and organise me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
Will you allow me to boss you around?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 04:46:55 PM
Are you only two? :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2011, 05:47:04 PM
Are you asking if I'm pregnant?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 07:50:58 PM
Indeed not, I was enquiring about your age . . . wasn't I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 11, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
Are you supposed to ask a woman her age?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
Don't women have birthdays every year?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 11, 2011, 10:48:52 PM
 :o :o

I don't do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 11, 2011, 11:05:26 PM
In Earth years?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 12, 2011, 12:05:20 AM
 :D :D

Well yes for me, which planet are you from? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 12, 2011, 12:10:05 AM
I can't tell you that, why would you make life difficult for me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 12, 2011, 12:12:03 AM
Whats difficult about it??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 12, 2011, 01:59:19 AM
Life, or the planet she comes from?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 12, 2011, 09:18:45 AM
Why would someone have to leave their home planet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 12, 2011, 09:27:29 AM
Have I now become an alien being as well as a shim?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 12, 2011, 11:23:12 AM
Isn't it you who said you weren't from around here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 12, 2011, 06:18:12 PM
Goodness me, do you think her memory is that short Chicky?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 12, 2011, 06:19:17 PM
She did seem a bit confused, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 12, 2011, 06:20:09 PM
Is that just her natural disposition?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 13, 2011, 06:17:35 AM
Can I claim superpowers now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 13, 2011, 06:39:14 AM
Do you have superpowers? If so, what are they?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 13, 2011, 06:41:22 AM
Of course I do, but I can't tell you. Haven't you heard of Official Planetary Secrets?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 13, 2011, 07:33:58 AM
I have superpowers. Have you ever heard me whine?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 13, 2011, 09:57:13 AM
Not whining is a superpower?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 13, 2011, 12:04:55 PM
My whining can conquer brave souls; would you like a sample?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 13, 2011, 03:26:00 PM
Would you think me rude if I declined your offer?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 13, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
What are your dinner plans for tonight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 13, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
None mate, did you want me to come to your house?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 13, 2011, 10:04:05 PM
It's past dinner time here, can you come tomorrow?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 13, 2011, 11:36:03 PM
Yup, I sure can, what time suits you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 14, 2011, 07:32:34 AM
How is 6 PM my time?

Are you a good mother when you take your kids to the bus stop - and then smoke in front of all 30 or so kids waiting for a ride?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 14, 2011, 03:36:05 PM
Some people do amaze you mate, I do agree but what made you think I was a smoker, ewwww?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 14, 2011, 04:30:25 PM
Does smoking really stunt one's growth?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 14, 2011, 07:09:22 PM
I don't know, do you think maybe only a smoker could answer that one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 14, 2011, 07:19:43 PM
Does 5' 8" count as stunted?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 14, 2011, 07:56:09 PM
Does 5'1" count?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 14, 2011, 08:08:13 PM
What's that converted to metric?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 14, 2011, 08:12:11 PM
FF, it was just a question, not directed at you, but DO you smoke or is that just remnants of the last fire you fought?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 14, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
Does FF fight fires?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 15, 2011, 02:49:46 AM
The remnants of the last fire Missy, never been a smoker, not even dope.  ;D

Should I not fight fires mate?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 15, 2011, 07:18:14 AM
Can we all fight fires with fire? Wouldn't that get really hot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 15, 2011, 05:42:43 PM
Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire and the heat does increase, don't you think you could handle that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 15, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Is that why they call you hot stuff? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 15, 2011, 06:03:25 PM
 :o :o

How did you know?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 15, 2011, 06:10:33 PM
Who doesn't know?  :P :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 15, 2011, 06:11:41 PM
So you did too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 15, 2011, 06:15:56 PM
Blimey, has she seen the pictures?  :o >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 15, 2011, 06:17:38 PM
I thought FF didn't do photos?


(or at least not that she knows >:D)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 15, 2011, 06:22:50 PM
I thought Don took them, but didn't he put them in the gents loo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 15, 2011, 06:24:13 PM
Did herron see them?  ;D :-* ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 15, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
Would he tell if he had?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 15, 2011, 06:25:41 PM
Don't you think the grin would say it all?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 15, 2011, 06:26:52 PM
So that smile is a leer? :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 15, 2011, 06:27:25 PM
Don't they have some sort of secret handshake or something?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 15, 2011, 06:40:56 PM
Like the Masons?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 15, 2011, 06:47:51 PM
Don't they make gravestones?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 15, 2011, 06:58:05 PM
The Stone-Masons of Weatherly or the Hickshaw-Browne-Masons of Romsey?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: ma100 on September 15, 2011, 07:10:22 PM
That's a bit of a posh monicker innit? ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 15, 2011, 07:50:39 PM
Nah --  so many young unmarried couples join both their names for their children to share, wouldn't it have to be quadruple barrelled to be posh nowadays?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 15, 2011, 08:24:47 PM
I'm post but I keep it well hidden don't you think?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 15, 2011, 08:35:51 PM
I'm post but I keep it well hidden don't you think?  ::)

I understand "posh" as uppity, but what is post?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 15, 2011, 09:10:49 PM
Do you think she might have hit 't' instead of 'h' -- they are quite close together?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 15, 2011, 10:04:05 PM
Dyslexic fingers sound right?  :-[ :-[ ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 16, 2011, 07:43:41 AM
Who would believe I could let a great typo like that slip past without comment?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 16, 2011, 04:39:35 PM
Imagine you thinking that I would think that you would. Don't you know I have more faith in you than that?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 16, 2011, 04:46:27 PM
Did Spell Chick miss a typo?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 16, 2011, 04:51:57 PM
Yeah...thats it, we can blame her can't we? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 16, 2011, 05:14:26 PM
Can't we always find someone to blame?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 16, 2011, 05:15:55 PM
Would you believe I won all three rounds of cards tonight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 16, 2011, 05:16:20 PM
Is that unusual?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 16, 2011, 06:03:45 PM
Hey, how did I get blamed for FF's typo?

May I offer congratulations to you Sio?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 16, 2011, 09:34:31 PM
So you decided to take the blame then?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 16, 2011, 09:45:01 PM
Thank you Patti, parents do have to keep children on their toes, don't they? {Don't mess with this momma when she's playin' cards!}
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 16, 2011, 10:40:35 PM
What sort of cards were you playing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 16, 2011, 11:25:19 PM
I can't play cards, no one ever taught me, do you all think thats a bit sad?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 17, 2011, 07:18:45 AM
Don't you even play euchre? (I thought that was compulsory for Australians) ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 17, 2011, 09:07:30 AM
Did you know that a functional sink was an essential part of an efficient kitchen?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 17, 2011, 09:35:51 AM
Having plumbing problems, mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 17, 2011, 12:47:03 PM
They didn't schedule a plumber to put my sink back in and I forgot to ask. Who would have thought buying a new kitchen was akin to the Question Thread where you had to ask?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 17, 2011, 06:33:58 PM
You're saying there IS a purpose to this thread now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 17, 2011, 09:35:10 PM
Hasn't there always been?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on September 17, 2011, 09:44:59 PM
Why would there be a thread without a purpose?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 17, 2011, 09:47:41 PM
Can you outline this threads purpose please?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on September 17, 2011, 10:44:11 PM
Of course, but would you be so kind as to proof read it for me before I post it?  :-\
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 17, 2011, 11:11:30 PM
Would you trust me with such a task?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 18, 2011, 07:52:20 AM
Isn't thread's purpose to allow us to sew cloth together to make useful items such as clothing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 18, 2011, 10:29:34 AM
Hand stitching or machine finished?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 18, 2011, 12:56:09 PM
Don't you use both? How can you really secure a zipper without a machine?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 18, 2011, 01:07:41 PM
Haven't you ever done really tiny stitches?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 18, 2011, 02:46:02 PM
I had a lot of really tiny stitches put in my shoulder when they rebuilt it. Does that count?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 18, 2011, 03:38:10 PM
They actually use pretty big stitches in shoulders - did you know I used to be an operating room nurse?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 18, 2011, 06:26:25 PM
 :o :o :o

Did they let you play with sharp instruments?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 18, 2011, 07:39:15 PM
Some times - wanna see my scars?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 18, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
Depends, where are they?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 19, 2011, 07:13:49 AM
Right here and here, too - can't you see?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 02:24:46 PM
I can but it takes bifocals now. Doesn't that sound like a good name for bisexual glasses?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 19, 2011, 03:24:57 PM
 :o :o :o

You have some strange things in that land of yours Deb, are they hard to buy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 03:29:40 PM
Yes, so would you like to help me plan a heist?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 19, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
Where?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 03:31:44 PM
On that table over there. Do you have green crayons?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 19, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
No, will pink do?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 03:36:32 PM
Pink crayons will do but are they flavored?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
With the fresh scent of Cod. Gawd I love the sea. Where'd those plans go?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 19, 2011, 04:11:59 PM
Lets compromise here, how about chocolate cod?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 04:21:10 PM
I have a hard time arguing about chocolate. You win. Do we still have other implements of writing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 19, 2011, 04:26:43 PM
Would a three-inch wide paint brush work as a writing utensil?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 19, 2011, 04:27:54 PM
Aren't you saving that as a weapon?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 19, 2011, 04:30:21 PM
Would a paint brush make a very good weapon?  ???
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Post by: fire-fly on September 19, 2011, 04:31:57 PM
Depends I guess, what part of the body would you use it on?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 04:36:02 PM
I think if used on my feet it'd kill me outright. Do tickle spots ever go away?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 19, 2011, 04:38:57 PM
Yep they do, if no one tickles them. Where are your worst tickle spots?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 04:42:10 PM
HA!  - Do secret spill for you so easily? :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 19, 2011, 04:46:59 PM
Have you forgotten what FF's like?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 04:48:54 PM
Are you asking a male if he has a good memory?  Ha! again :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Ken100 on September 19, 2011, 04:54:45 PM
Not sure what's happening here, but can I join in? :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 19, 2011, 05:00:34 PM
You can join in, do you know why we are here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 05:17:04 PM
Is that one of the qualifications?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 05:30:51 PM
No. Just one of the question on the washroom door. Artfully drawn don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 05:34:30 PM
I've often been given to spend too much time looking at such artwork and laughing. Doesn't this speak to the idea that washrooms should have chalkboards instead of mirrors?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 05:36:06 PM
Oh yes! :) I'm far better looking on a chalk board.

Do they taste as good as crayons?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
What, chalkboards or chalk?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 19, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Does either one really taste good?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 05:46:02 PM
I doubt it. How did we get to eating artistic bathroom supplies?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 19, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
Could it be that we are not quite sane?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Who you calling 'not quite' ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 06:01:32 PM
Now who would admit to such a thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 19, 2011, 06:35:08 PM
The sane?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 06:42:05 PM
Are there any of those about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 19, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
How would I know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 06:48:50 PM
Are you working for them?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 19, 2011, 06:49:46 PM
Them? Can you tell?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 09:33:10 PM
Do you kiss and tell?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 19, 2011, 09:34:00 PM
Do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 09:39:00 PM
What makes you ask such a question?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 19, 2011, 10:44:09 PM
Can you play it again, Sam?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 19, 2011, 10:49:27 PM
Did Horton save a Who?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 19, 2011, 11:44:47 PM
Who wants to know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 20, 2011, 03:10:09 AM
I think its DG mate, didn't you hear her?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 20, 2011, 07:25:20 AM
Do they have Stars on Thars?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 20, 2011, 07:29:03 AM
Don't those from b-movies go there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mudge on September 20, 2011, 07:29:29 AM
Is Thars whars she blows? :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 20, 2011, 07:48:27 AM
Have you ever seen the video of the small Oregon town trying to get rid of a beached whale?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Ken100 on September 20, 2011, 02:18:06 PM
It's hard to believe. What kind of idiot would dynamite a dead whale???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 20, 2011, 04:25:13 PM
Which one of them would you like to know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 20, 2011, 04:31:03 PM
Do you know lots of idiots? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 20, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
Do you need to know more than one?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 20, 2011, 05:00:41 PM
Would you like a Quality Street [chocolate]?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 20, 2011, 06:26:22 PM
Is it liquor filled?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 20, 2011, 06:34:08 PM
Are they ever?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 20, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
Isn't chocolate always a lovely topic?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 20, 2011, 06:39:51 PM
Yes it is, do you enjoy chocolate too Chicky?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 20, 2011, 09:56:28 PM
Where do you think the brown nose comes from?

(oh)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: WordBird on September 20, 2011, 10:30:10 PM
When did you acquire a brown nose?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 21, 2011, 12:37:18 AM
I think she may have been born with it D, is that possible?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 21, 2011, 07:02:44 AM
Why won't Facebook stop "improving" things for my "enjoyment" and actually just pissing me off so much I want to start all over with Google Plus (which I can't really figure out, either)?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 21, 2011, 08:32:04 PM
My daughter said the same.  :D. I joined google but its hard to follow, did you join there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 21, 2011, 08:43:18 PM
Would it be horrible if I just became antisocial?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 21, 2011, 09:40:33 PM
I thought you were?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 21, 2011, 10:33:16 PM
Would you like to watch me become even more so?  :'(
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 21, 2011, 11:38:00 PM
Have you ever seen the video of the small Oregon town trying to get rid of a beached whale?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU
The humor turned to survival... Ha ha ha. Those chunks sounded chunky and how did they explain that to the insurance company?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 22, 2011, 01:42:20 AM
Do they need an explanation?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2011, 07:25:44 AM
Don't insurance companies always need at least three explanations?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 22, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
Yes, but the first two don't count.  Don't you think jello should jiggle even when frozen?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2011, 09:08:33 AM
Wouldn't it shatter?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 22, 2011, 09:13:55 AM
Could you do an experiment to see?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2011, 11:15:46 AM
I'm at work; would you mind doing that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2011, 11:46:28 AM
Have you ever had a jello shot?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 22, 2011, 11:55:41 AM
Oh yeah -- don't they feel a bit weird?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2011, 12:58:54 PM
You feel yours?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2011, 01:19:18 PM
Why wouldn't I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 22, 2011, 01:23:48 PM
Does anybody get a feel?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2011, 01:37:49 PM
Did you wash your hands?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2011, 01:54:29 PM
Why should I?  :o :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2011, 04:54:39 PM
What have you been touching?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Ken100 on September 22, 2011, 05:13:25 PM
Do you really need to ask?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2011, 05:29:19 PM
How does he know me so well? .:D  ;D >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 22, 2011, 05:41:44 PM
How does he know you so well?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 22, 2011, 05:48:27 PM
Why are you asking me? How should I know? Like how I saved myself two posts?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 22, 2011, 06:04:54 PM
Are you fond of things grouped in threes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 22, 2011, 08:50:41 PM
Isn't the third time a charm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 04:17:01 PM
Isn't charm part of my arm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 04:21:34 PM
Shouldn't it be, with charm you disarm?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 23, 2011, 04:41:51 PM
Shouldn't that be that "arm" is part of "charm"?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 23, 2011, 04:57:54 PM
Can an arm really be charming?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 05:00:50 PM
Haven't you got elegant elbows?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
Do you think you could win a thumb war?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 05:19:22 PM
What a question . . . how many kids do you have?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 05:37:36 PM
Two thumb war mongers. Why, you don't think my question childish, do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 05:43:56 PM
No, I thought you'd have realised that all mums are thumb war champions . . . at least while they're under ten. When did yours get you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 06:27:00 PM
What makes you think they have?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 06:53:43 PM
The dice rolled 3 and so I knew.

Have you ever juggled blindfolded ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 06:54:44 PM
I might have, have you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 06:57:15 PM
No. My duck was talking sh!t, so I wanted to call his bluff.

Do you have boxing gloves in case things get rough? (I choose you as my second)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 06:58:25 PM
Never used gloves, bare knuckle only. Do you know any good choke holds?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 06:59:52 PM
Why would I want to use gloves when I have perfectly good feet? ;D

Do they still use the Full Nelson?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:01:13 PM
Not since they broke poor Nelson in half.

Would you like to donate to the 'Let's Make Nelson Full Fund'?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 07:07:38 PM
Will it make me Brownie points?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:09:47 PM
Are you going to fill him full of drink?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:12:29 PM
I don't drink anymore much, but I would fill him with weeds. :)

I think that's fair, don't you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 07:14:06 PM
Is it a surprise to anyone else that I am thoroughly confused? Are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:14:50 PM
Is this the place for confusion?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:15:26 PM
I don't know.

It should have a water fountain, don't you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 07:16:11 PM
Can I put bubbles in it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
Wouldn't that cause problems when we need refills?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:17:33 PM
Only if we giggle and fart at the same time (and since women don't do that - you are risk free)

Don't you think you should back up in case I do?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:19:18 PM
Have I moaned about my life with methane and testosterone my three boys?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 07:22:04 PM
Why did I think you were bragging? ;) :P ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:23:36 PM
Do you get away with a lot of things with that engaging smile?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:24:28 PM
Calls the kettle black with a white smile of her own. :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:25:12 PM
Was that a question? :P ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 07:25:57 PM
Do really you think I would kiss and tell?

Do you think I can make 5000 posts by midnight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:27:18 PM
No! And I double dog dare you to try. :P

(Sio - gawd I know - It was thread-loss

Do you think you can reach a goal?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:27:32 PM
If you get enough posts in  . . . do you want some help?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 23, 2011, 07:28:18 PM
Was that a question? :P ;D ;D
They call mine a sh!t eating grin. I don't get the humor in that do you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:29:03 PM
I get humour in the mirror most times. :)

Where do I sign up for insanity>?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:30:39 PM
Have you forgotten you've done that already?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 23, 2011, 07:32:52 PM
It was a 5 year contract. I'm negotiating for principles.

Know any lawyers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 23, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
Oooh . . . that's tough getting out of something like that -- is there really a way out do you think?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 25, 2011, 03:56:08 AM
Hey gang have you missed me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 25, 2011, 04:05:25 AM
Where have you been flittering and why haven't you entered the Slalom yet? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 25, 2011, 04:07:11 AM
Went out to Parkes, near Dubbo for the weekend and I couldn't get on the net grrrrrrr.

We went to the zoo at Dubbo today, have you ever been there?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 25, 2011, 04:09:49 AM
Not to Dubbo, but it's on my list for my next visit. Last time I was out, I was meant to go but my BIL was unwell and he couldn't drive. What do you think of Taronga Zoo?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 25, 2011, 04:12:18 AM
Not been there for years mate, Dubbo was great so much to see and we drove around, its five klms all up just straight around. Loved the otters, you ever seen them play?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 25, 2011, 05:25:56 AM
Yeah, it's great to watch them. So, why are you fudging the question about the Slalom? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 25, 2011, 06:21:43 AM
Me?  :o
Fudge?  :o

Never!

(When I get home)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 25, 2011, 06:28:13 AM
 :D :D :D :D

Weather picking up in your part of the world now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 25, 2011, 09:53:17 AM
In this part of the world it rained on and off for days. Anyone have construction plans for an ark?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 25, 2011, 11:21:09 AM
Do you know any guys called Noah?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 25, 2011, 03:29:27 PM
A 12-year-old, do you think he can help me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 25, 2011, 03:56:38 PM
Can you teach him boat-building?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 25, 2011, 04:05:01 PM
If you consider inflating a rubber raft with a car pump as boat-building, then yes I can.

Where's Noah anyway?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 25, 2011, 05:27:51 PM
Which Noah?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 25, 2011, 05:29:35 PM
Noah who?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 25, 2011, 06:49:10 PM
Can someone help us out here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 25, 2011, 06:53:52 PM
Somebody has to say it..

I know a Noah.

Don't leaves falling in autumn sound like rain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 25, 2011, 08:02:30 PM
Why don't you play the Unlikely Game?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 25, 2011, 08:13:24 PM
Because I thought it was unlikely?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 25, 2011, 08:54:24 PM
Do you really think I'll buy that answer now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 25, 2011, 09:16:43 PM
With the thickness of your wallet, I thought you could at least try. :)

Can you pay me in tens and twenties?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 25, 2011, 09:18:12 PM
Are you saying my wallet is thick? :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 25, 2011, 09:20:57 PM
Paper thick. Yes.

Can I lessen your load?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 26, 2011, 12:45:42 AM
Why, is her load too much to bear?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 26, 2011, 09:26:59 AM
I would love to help, anyone wanna give me some money?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 26, 2011, 02:13:58 PM
Don't you understand how to budget??
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 26, 2011, 04:13:56 PM
Would you like me to budget some of your money?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 26, 2011, 04:14:50 PM
I have money enough to budget?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 26, 2011, 04:39:10 PM
Isn't it much harder to budget when you don't have enough money?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 26, 2011, 06:29:12 PM
I've never had the opportunity to compare.

Any way, how much is enough?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 26, 2011, 06:37:48 PM
I have money enough to budget?
And you want me to give you what I don't have too?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 26, 2011, 06:51:57 PM
What can I say? I have good friends, maybe? :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 26, 2011, 07:06:04 PM
Is there a reason to think you don't?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 26, 2011, 07:29:30 PM
Are we talking friends or Facebook "friends" who are often people you don't even how they got on your list?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 08:00:41 PM
How many words do we hammer out on here that could well be used for something else more productive, I wonder?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 26, 2011, 08:03:40 PM
How many words do we hammer out wondering that could well be used for something else more productive?

I'm saying the high teens for me. :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mudge on September 26, 2011, 08:19:43 PM
How many posts does it take to get be a heroic member? ;)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 26, 2011, 08:23:16 PM
None. You just have to save Rusty, the cat.

Has anyone seen him lately?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 26, 2011, 08:28:25 PM
Didn't he go fishing with Morris?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: mudge on September 26, 2011, 08:30:10 PM
Is this him?

http://www.clipartoday.com/_thumbs/080/batch_01/angry_orange_cat_tnb.png
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 26, 2011, 08:35:02 PM
No. He's a real cat, or was. If you type Morris the Cat 9 lives - and use images, he will come up. he might have been a her sometimes. :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 26, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
(http://www.our-happy-cat.com/images/rusty-a-cat-name-21274664.jpg)(http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/files/2010/07/morris-in-shades1.jpg)

Don't you think Rusty and Morris look like siblings?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 26, 2011, 08:41:40 PM
Yup. Maybe a cut of those profits too.. :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 26, 2011, 09:30:50 PM
Hero is 500 posts and then it is all downhill. Did we forget about the question thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 09:32:52 PM
Isn't it hard to remember stuff when you're tired?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 26, 2011, 09:47:59 PM
Wait until you are also OLD with that tired - do you feel my pain?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 09:53:33 PM
How can I do that here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 26, 2011, 11:47:10 PM
Where are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 11:47:53 PM
I think I'm at home but I'm not sure where I am, do you know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 26, 2011, 11:50:16 PM
I thought you may be in the home for the permanently bewildered mate, could I be right?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 11:51:05 PM
You could well be right, who else would wait up this late for Don and Deb?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 26, 2011, 11:52:27 PM
Aren't we worth it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 11:52:57 PM
Can I delay my answer? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 26, 2011, 11:53:45 PM
If you delay, is it possible you may lose?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 11:55:05 PM
Haven't you seen I've done mine already?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 26, 2011, 11:55:36 PM
 :o :o

Done what?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 11:56:47 PM
You don't know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 26, 2011, 11:58:38 PM
Should I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 26, 2011, 11:59:14 PM
Am I qualified to answer that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 27, 2011, 12:00:07 AM
I don't know, what are your qualifications?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 27, 2011, 02:32:08 AM
Why didn't someone tell me qualifications would be checked?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Billy_Bongo on September 27, 2011, 05:59:44 AM
perhaps it was on a need to know basis?

Are you sure you need to know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2011, 07:32:48 AM
I know the qualifications, but if I tell you, I have to kill you. Are you ready to die?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 07:33:56 AM
Shall I run a poll?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 27, 2011, 07:37:16 AM
Don't you think its better to walk it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 07:38:18 AM
Do you know where my shoes are?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 27, 2011, 07:42:40 AM
The left and the right?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 07:46:12 AM
Didn't you remember it should be two left feet shoes you're looking for?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 27, 2011, 07:47:54 AM
So they are dancing shoes then?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 07:52:41 AM
Do you have two right feet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 27, 2011, 08:01:14 AM
Sometimes their right :(

Will that help?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 08:03:06 AM
Do you think we should become dancing partners?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 27, 2011, 08:05:20 AM
Can we be dirty dancers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 08:05:52 AM
 ;D ;D ;D Is there any other type?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 27, 2011, 08:07:39 AM
In school they taught me the Fox Trip, the almost square dance, and the Poke her.

Are you familiar with others?

Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 08:17:43 AM
I've heard of a tango in Paris but I'm not familiar with a light fandango, are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2011, 08:58:31 AM
Is dancing now required?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 27, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
Can I go to bed now mum?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 09:20:48 AM
What's the usual reply to that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 27, 2011, 11:47:03 AM
Wouldnt you just roll your eyes and laugh¿
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 12:26:09 PM
Like this? ::) :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2011, 01:55:22 PM
Shouldn't we all be kind to the poor foreigner?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 27, 2011, 02:24:32 PM
Have we broken any rules¿¿
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 02:26:03 PM
Rules?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2011, 04:10:43 PM
Didn't you receive the .pdf with all the rules? Did it go to your spam folder?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 27, 2011, 06:43:47 PM
Doesn't spam come in a tin?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 06:48:03 PM
Does the tin have a ring pull?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2011, 07:43:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM

Only the Irish.

Have you seen this?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 07:45:41 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D I've seen it before ;D ;D ;D ;D brilliant isn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 27, 2011, 07:58:31 PM
Oh silly me, should I watch that youtube guys?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 27, 2011, 07:59:37 PM
Do you fancy a giggle?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2011, 08:59:54 PM
Did you count how many extra charges?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 27, 2011, 09:36:16 PM
No but it was funny, were there many?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 27, 2011, 10:14:13 PM
I'm not a math person, do you really think I can count that high?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 27, 2011, 10:16:16 PM
Oh yes, it wasn't more than your toes was it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2011, 04:50:49 AM
Why? How much did Patti's toes cost? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 28, 2011, 08:53:31 AM
Good Lord, am I now supposed to teach my toes to count?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on September 28, 2011, 09:16:27 AM
Would they want to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 28, 2011, 10:33:36 AM
Probably not, unless they were shoes.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 28, 2011, 03:26:02 PM
I own 1.5 pairs of shoes(the .5 are the pair that are falling apart at the moment :D)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 28, 2011, 04:51:13 PM
I thought you were going to say the dog ate one shoe - do you have a dog?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
Not on me. Are you looking to borrow one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 28, 2011, 04:58:54 PM
why would I want a dog?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 05:01:40 PM
Didn't you hear, they are wicked at a game of cards?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 28, 2011, 05:06:36 PM
And isn't if fun to watch them hold the cards in their paws?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 05:08:08 PM
My dog is little too stumpy for that would you believe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 28, 2011, 05:10:30 PM
Is your dog's name Ilene?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 05:18:41 PM
What else would I name a two-legged dog?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 28, 2011, 05:21:56 PM
Could you not name it Peggy?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 05:23:32 PM
Wouldn't the cat get mad?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2011, 05:26:19 PM
Why couldn't you name it Art?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 28, 2011, 05:27:36 PM
Is it also stuck to the wall?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2011, 05:28:44 PM
Aren't most card playing dogs?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 05:29:31 PM
I'm not, are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2011, 05:30:26 PM
A dog or playing cards?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 28, 2011, 05:33:01 PM
Haven' we moved on to cats?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 05:33:26 PM
Now, I believe we were on fish, weren't we?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 28, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
Fish? Are you trying to confuse me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 05:36:56 PM
Is anyone taking the bait?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: LRSuda on September 28, 2011, 05:38:39 PM
Wouldn't that be fun?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
With the fishies?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on September 28, 2011, 06:57:37 PM
Aren't toads are more fun?

(They certainly last longer when you take them out of the water.)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 28, 2011, 06:58:43 PM
Even the poisonous ones?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 06:59:06 PM
Why don't we see more newts? ( I love them)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 28, 2011, 07:26:38 PM
Are we talking neutrons? No, newts?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 08:56:48 PM
Do neutrons have crested varieties?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 28, 2011, 08:58:29 PM
Blimey, do you lot have to always talk so techie?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 08:59:06 PM
Do you have trouble understanding it all? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 28, 2011, 08:59:57 PM
Does a bear shit in the woods?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on September 28, 2011, 09:01:48 PM
Is a frogs butt water tight?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 28, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
 :o :o

I have no idea, is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2011, 09:08:33 PM
WHo gets the job of checking that fact?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 28, 2011, 09:09:00 PM
Are you volunteering?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 09:10:20 PM
I'm not falling for that again FF . . . what am I possibly volunteering for?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 28, 2011, 09:10:59 PM
Didn't Deb tell you?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 09:16:24 PM
Is this another case of Chinese whispers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 28, 2011, 09:18:26 PM
Weren't they checkers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 28, 2011, 09:18:52 PM
Has she made another boo boo mate?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 09:26:01 PM
Excuse me, don't my 'boos' come in threes?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 28, 2011, 09:26:53 PM
Are you a triplet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 28, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
I am two people really but . . .I think claiming I was part of a threesome would be incriminating, wouldn't it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2011, 12:29:32 AM
Why would you admit to such a thing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 12:54:26 AM
Would you admit to it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2011, 12:55:28 AM
Would you want me to kiss and tell? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 12:58:11 AM
Yes I would. Wouldn't you feel better if you did?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2011, 01:15:17 AM
You would, wouldn't you? Hehe :P ;D

What makes you think I feel bad?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 01:20:16 AM
I was just showing my deep concern mate, should I not do that?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 06:16:00 AM
No, you might fall in the hole. Do you carry a ladder on you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 06:38:28 AM
Funny story, they want to take the ladders off the trucks cause some people can't lift them, could you even imagine that?  ???
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 07:13:23 AM
Should I even try to imagine this early in the morning?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 29, 2011, 07:37:05 AM
Haven't you ever heard that stupidity has no limits?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 07:40:27 AM
Only from other people. Who have you've been listening to?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2011, 11:51:52 AM
Do we really want to know?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on September 29, 2011, 12:47:34 PM
That's a good question, but are we prepared for the answer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: heidi52 on September 29, 2011, 12:53:32 PM
Must questions always have answers?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on September 29, 2011, 03:03:42 PM
If they didn't how else would we come up with more reasons to ask for clarification on the answers? Can you verify that please? ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 03:52:07 PM
How would I go about doing that mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 29, 2011, 03:59:13 PM
Have you tried sign language?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 04:16:08 PM
Yes, but those billboards were too heavy in my pocket.

Is there another way?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 04:18:10 PM
Smoke signals?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 29, 2011, 04:19:21 PM
Where are we allowed to smoke?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 04:20:04 PM
Only if you are a hottie.

Is there a fire extinguisher about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 04:20:41 PM
I think I seen one in the hall cupboard, can you go grab it mate?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 04:21:18 PM
I'm not a hottie, so not allowed.

Are you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 04:21:48 PM
My butt glows, so what do you think?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 04:22:54 PM
That maybe you should lay off the beans?

Sound about right? :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 04:23:52 PM
 :o :o

What are you trying to say?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 04:24:22 PM
Words.

I'm not making sense again, am I?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 04:25:22 PM
Do you ever >:D  :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 04:26:15 PM
;) nope :)

But that's what makes me weird, don't you think? :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 04:27:26 PM
Wanna get weird together?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 04:30:24 PM
Why not. :)

But wait. Is there a normal in getting weird?)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Mastafrank on September 29, 2011, 04:56:30 PM
Do we get wiser as we age, or does everyone else seem younger and dumber¿¿¿
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 05:02:12 PM
I'd like to go with the wiser theory mate, how about you? :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on September 29, 2011, 05:35:23 PM
I haven't been younger in years, so don't ask me.

Are you going to see the meteorite shower coming up?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 29, 2011, 06:39:40 PM
Hadn't heard about it, whats that all about?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 29, 2011, 08:13:10 PM
I worked really hard today. Anyone wanna buy me a drink?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 30, 2011, 03:29:16 AM
You seem to work a lot, that means you have more money than us, that means you should shout, does that sound fair to everyone? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 30, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
Do we have to be fair now?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 30, 2011, 12:32:00 PM
Aren't you always fair anyway?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 30, 2011, 01:01:51 PM
I work 20 hours a week for barely more than minimum wage and you want me to shout? I will shout. I'm yelling, "Are you insane?"

how was that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 30, 2011, 05:22:18 PM
Geez Chick, don't you think that was a bit rude mate?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 30, 2011, 05:31:17 PM
Rude?  You think that was rude?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 30, 2011, 05:32:41 PM
Well I am used to Chicky whining, thats her signature tune, but I thought that was past a whine, didn't you?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on September 30, 2011, 05:34:35 PM
Well, maybe a wh-i-i-i-n-e, but that's hardly rude, is it?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 30, 2011, 05:36:02 PM
Are you trying to dissuade my opinion young man?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 30, 2011, 06:48:17 PM
Aren't you the one, FF, who thought poor little old me should be drinks? Isn't that rude? When I'm just a poor working stiff, how can I afford such luxuries?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 30, 2011, 07:20:35 PM
Because you are an A merican and you are all rich?  ::)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on September 30, 2011, 08:55:14 PM
How was I supposed to know that?

she says looking into her empty wallet
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on September 30, 2011, 10:02:22 PM
 :D :D :D

Have you any moths in there like mine?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: 510bhan on September 30, 2011, 10:06:46 PM
What are your moths like? [well fed?] ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 01, 2011, 02:58:19 AM
Well fed?

That would mean there was something for them to chew.

Would you say Chickys would be fat as butter mate?  :D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 01, 2011, 10:21:13 AM
Are you not listening to my tales of poverty?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Grey Colson on October 01, 2011, 03:03:25 PM
Is there no government program to lift you from your impoverished condition?  :o
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on October 01, 2011, 03:20:39 PM
Did someone mention meteor showers a few pages back? Am I to reason that there is another person here who drags their family out of bed in the wee hours of the morning hoping for a decent show?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 01, 2011, 03:37:33 PM
The Draconid meteor shower :)

Quote
The best estimate of the shower peak time is between 3-5 pm EDT on October 8. This favours locations in western Asia and Europe to see the peak display. There is uncertainty in the forecast and if it is off by a few hours later, the peak would happen after sunset in North America
by some guy named Lee. :)

I only drag my daughter 'cause we're a bit a like in mind.

Hail to the star watchers!
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on October 01, 2011, 03:40:03 PM
Did you hear that this year it is supposed to be spectacular for an hour? :)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 01, 2011, 03:45:18 PM
I forgot a question last time didn't I? :(  :) Yes, hundreds upon hundreds.

Once, when I was posted at a station near Ottawa, this same meteorite shower with about the same probable intensity, turned one side of the sky a warm red-orange, while the other side, under the effects of low reaching northern lights, was glowing green. It was quite cool to see. Every so often the Aurora dips south giving people an experience they would normally not have.

Do you think Space likes to show off?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on October 01, 2011, 03:49:00 PM
I do. Do you think it has an option?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 01, 2011, 03:51:29 PM
Like 'click to continue' ?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on October 01, 2011, 04:14:33 PM


Do you find it difficult to grasp the concept of something you see in the universe today, such as a supernova in the Pinwheel Galaxy, as actually happening light years ago?


(http://www.ox.ac.uk/images/bannermaincolumn/13054_supernova_brightest_no_label.jpg)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 01, 2011, 05:12:11 PM
Isn't the whole Universe pretty freaking amazing?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on October 01, 2011, 07:24:48 PM
Isn't though? Do you think it arrogant that the general population think we are the only intelligent beings in the universe?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 01, 2011, 07:31:44 PM
Or that we believe ourselves intelligent?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on October 01, 2011, 07:57:02 PM
What contitutes intelligence, any? I know folks who don't have enough sense to come in out of the rain. Are they to be considered intelligent, by virtue of being human?
 ??? 8)
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 01, 2011, 08:01:25 PM
I worked in a weather office, often had to stand out in the rain. Maybe you have a point. :)

Did you see China's new launch into space?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: heidi52 on October 01, 2011, 08:18:29 PM
Do you think they will drive spaceships better than they do cars?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 01, 2011, 10:12:05 PM
Are the Chinese going to have a traffic jam in space?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 02, 2011, 12:54:03 AM
Do any of you guys like blueberry jam?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: DGSquared on October 02, 2011, 04:06:57 AM
If I say yes, will you make some for me?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Gyppo on October 02, 2011, 08:41:59 AM
And if so, will it clog up the CD drawer?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 02, 2011, 09:03:18 AM
I really like lemon curd, do you have any of that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 02, 2011, 03:03:35 PM
Not lemon but I do make lime curd, do you like that one?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: herron on October 02, 2011, 03:35:58 PM
Got some milk curd, is that appetizing?   :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 02, 2011, 04:22:11 PM
Herron, are you a world class chef?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 02, 2011, 04:22:48 PM
Can he cook for me?  ;D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 02, 2011, 08:34:14 PM
When can you get here?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 02, 2011, 08:49:22 PM
Oh I don't know, is twenty past ok?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 02, 2011, 10:27:50 PM
Works for me. Do I need a place for you to park your broom?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 02, 2011, 10:47:59 PM
Can't I park it next to yours as usual, or have you gone all upper class now you got the new convertible jobby? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 07:06:16 AM
Did you see my new jet-broom? It all sleek and shiny and gorgeous. Wouldn't your battered broom feel a bit intimidated next to it?  ::) :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 03, 2011, 07:12:12 AM
Didn't you know mine is a classic mate, never to feel that way?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 07:13:21 AM
Isn't it great to have a broom without social issues?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 03, 2011, 07:19:09 AM
Well I thought so, just comfy and not a worry about bells and whistles. Are you sorry you updated yours?  :P
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 03, 2011, 07:21:16 AM
Dating is always scary to me.

Has it stopped raining?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 07:22:27 AM
Mine is so fast now, I didn't even notice the raindrops. It must just run between them. With your old style broom, are you getting wet?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 03, 2011, 07:24:27 AM
Has stopped Silt, for a few days.  ;D

No Patti, I don't get wet mate, we stay inside like sane witch and broom, don't you? >:D
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 03, 2011, 07:25:11 AM
Stop calling me Patti :P

Do you often get names confused?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 03, 2011, 07:26:06 AM
 :o :o :o

Should I apologise before I go to bed?  :D

Night hon.  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 07:27:26 AM
My new jet broom is so fast, i get between the drops, so why would I need to stay inside?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 03, 2011, 07:28:46 AM
Ya know you don't need to apologise to me . . . not when money works better. :) Nite lil glo

To practice your cornering. Do you hit trees often?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 07:29:47 AM
Auto-pilot avoids collisions. But if we shouldn't call you Patti, what should we call you?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 03, 2011, 07:40:41 AM
Something cool and fast please. Perhaps Water?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 07:53:30 AM
Hey Water, how are you doing?
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Post by: DGSquared on October 03, 2011, 01:32:23 PM
Was someone talking brooms? Have you seen the new push broom model or those cheap plastic models? ::)
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 04:11:44 PM
Does Gyppo have a sidecar like this?

http://www.wimp.com/meanwhilerussia/
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Post by: herron on October 03, 2011, 05:16:10 PM
Doesn't his have a bass?  ::) ;)
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Post by: fire-fly on October 03, 2011, 06:24:59 PM
Whats a bass?
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Post by: Silt on October 03, 2011, 06:32:26 PM
It's a fish in these parts. Large and small mouthed(though those small mouths are pretty big too.)

You going camping again?
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 03, 2011, 07:31:51 PM
Who said I ever went camping in the first place?
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Post by: herron on October 03, 2011, 08:30:36 PM
Whats a bass?

OK...so technically it's a double bass (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=instrument,+bass&gs_upl=16225l21542l1l23526l14l14l1l0l0l2l357l2457l0.9.3.1l14l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1187&bih=512&wrapid=tlif131768808480110&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=3821652490493355259&sa=X&ei=LVOKTtjYA8_LsQK63aycBA&ved=0CJYBEPMCMA0#).  ::)  Are you going to shoot me?  :-\
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Post by: fire-fly on October 03, 2011, 08:45:16 PM
What makes you think I am armed?  ;D
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Post by: 510bhan on October 03, 2011, 10:57:39 PM
Haven't you realised he went through your locker in the mod shop?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 12:38:01 AM
How'd he get in there?  :o :o
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Post by: Gyppo on October 04, 2011, 05:10:18 AM
Does Gyppo have a sidecar like this?

Doesn't his have a bass?  ::) ;)

No ;-)  But if I ever build the 3 Litre special it will have a basso profundo exhaust note, with a 9" wide tailpipe to intimidate anyone fool enough to get too close behind in traffic.  It'll be like looking down the muzzle of a cannon ;-)

Don't those blokes look as if they're having fun?

Gyppo

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Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 06:52:03 AM
How could they not have fun?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 06:53:55 AM
I thought they looked unrelaxed, what did you think?
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Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 06:56:46 AM
I think very little, it gets in the way most times when I do.

Have you ever seen that bike that you can pedal over the water?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 07:14:10 AM
Uh huh, they have them in Oz, you ever used one?
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Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 07:15:19 AM
No, I'd like to.

Do you think they come with training wheels/floats?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 07:16:02 AM
Oh yeah, for sure mate, why don't you hire one and have some fun?
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Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 07:17:43 AM
Because there isn't a drop of pond/lake/stream/river/sea/ocean water to be found around me.

Perhaps in a pool of sweat?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 07:21:19 AM
If thats what floats your boat sunshine  ;D

Do you think I should go to bed, seeing as I am oh so tired I may faint?  :P
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Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 07:24:13 AM
I'd catch ya 'fore you hit the floor. :)  Or at least almost. :P

Do you faint often due to exhaustion?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 07:29:13 AM
Nah mate, fainted twice at the dentist though, didn't that set them in motion. In Oz, they put sunglasses on the patient to stop the light so they couldn't actually see I was unconsious.  :o :o

Night my boy, can you sing me a lullaby just in case I don't nod off?  :-*
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Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 07:31:18 AM
Sing? Are you a fully-mad woman now?

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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 07:58:55 AM
I managed to accrue ten hours of interrupted sleep last night. How long do you usually sleep each night?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 09:35:28 AM
I long for 8-10 but I think I manage about five or six, when I bother . . . does that sound about right?
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 11:09:31 AM
How do you manage to not bother?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 11:39:55 AM
I think I must be mad. Would that explain it?
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Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 12:19:46 PM
I sleep about 2-4 hours a night, though I bought myself a memory foam pillow and that seems to stretch my sleep to 6. I couldn't be happier actually. :)

Are bricks really that thick?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 12:23:37 PM
Do your thought and dreams go into the mortar mix? ;D
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 01:00:44 PM
Can you tell there isn't much for me to do at work today?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 01:04:13 PM
Have you fixed the laser printer?
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 02:03:22 PM
I went to show the techy boss and it had fixed itself. Isn't that embarrassing?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 02:35:44 PM
Did you blush?
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 02:40:59 PM
I would have thought anyone could have heard me swearing. Did you miss it?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 02:41:50 PM
I must have had my headphones on and missed it. Do you want to holler again?
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
I'm a little weak right now, how about later?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 05:19:22 PM
Will you be staying at work late?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 05:20:06 PM
Are you at work now woman, you really must be a millionaire?  :o
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 05:23:21 PM
Unfortunately no work for me . . . have you got a job or know someone who could employ me?
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
Wouldn't that commune be killer?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 05:32:17 PM
Apart from the limited working day, how could I afford it?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 05:33:11 PM
May I suggest you borrow Pattis new broom? >:D
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 05:34:37 PM
 :D :D :D :D

Do you think she'd let it out of her sight?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 07:18:36 PM
It's a great broom, would like to try it?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 07:20:23 PM
Are you back from Dick's birthday dinner already?
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Post by: Spell Chick on October 04, 2011, 07:25:12 PM
Yeah, quick service because we were the only people in the restaurant. Another couple came in just as we were leaving. How can they stay in business like that?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: Silt on October 04, 2011, 07:26:22 PM
They are card carrying organ donors. Those people get away with all sorts of things.

Doesn't that seem unfair?
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Post by: DGSquared on October 04, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
Yes it does! Why have they been lying to people all of the years and calling it the Senior Menu?
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 09:45:37 PM
Yeuch! Organ donation makes up the Senior Menu?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 10:45:03 PM
You have a senior menu?  :o
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
Where did you post your BIG 40,000?
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Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 10:48:18 PM
Umm after the one Deb reminded me in mate.  ;D
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 10:49:10 PM
So why aren't you in the bar?
Title: Re: Question Thread?
Post by: fire-fly on October 04, 2011, 10:51:10 PM
 :D :D

On my way, are you buying?

(whoops, forgot a question in the above one, Herron will flog me.) ::)
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Post by: 510bhan on October 04, 2011, 10:53:06 PM
What would you like?
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