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The Coffee Shop => Writing Games & Challenges => Topic started by: thatollie on October 02, 2009, 03:04:01 AM

Title: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 02, 2009, 03:04:01 AM
The "rules" for this one are pretty simple. The poster above you asks for an unlikely something from somewhere, and you post the unlikely whatever it is. Then you get to ask for one. Since there's no-one above me, I'll just go ahead an ask for...

An unlikely announcement from over a tannoy system.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 02, 2009, 06:43:44 AM
"Will the unaccompanied head lost somewhere somewhere in this departure lounge please ask a member of staff to take it to the Customer Services desk, where some body is waiting to meet them."

An unlikely request from a police officer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 02, 2009, 07:13:05 AM
"Ma'am, would you please hold my Popsicle while I write this ticket out for you? Um, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

An unlikely announcement from a flight attendant in-flight.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 02, 2009, 07:49:15 AM
"Ladies and Gentlemen.  Due to severe headwinds resulting in an unforeseen fuel shortage the pilot has asked you all to lean forwards so we arrive earlier."

Unlikely behaviour from a Judge about to pass sentence.  Can be a comment or an activity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: psyche on October 02, 2009, 03:10:00 PM
"If he said that about my mother, I'd have hit him too. Not Guilty."

An unlikely phone message from the doctor's office, anyone?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: howardgary_88 on October 02, 2009, 03:18:59 PM
" Sir we may have found out why your having such horrible headaches. Are you married?"

Unlikely advice from a divorce lawyer ;D
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Opus on October 02, 2009, 04:08:23 PM
Mrs. Kennedy, I think you should just let him keep the house and the money.


Unlikely spousal communication.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 02, 2009, 07:24:22 PM
didi dah dit didi dah, dah di dah dit dah di dah, dit dit dit didi dah dit didi dah dit!

Unusual flavoured medication from the doc.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 02, 2009, 07:30:57 PM
Warm peppermint flavoured burgundy enema (with applicator)

An unusual cross-bred dog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 02, 2009, 07:38:50 PM
Yorkshire terrier crossed with a wooden ruler to make a device for cleaning the barrel of your canon.

An unusual sexual position.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 02, 2009, 07:53:09 PM
Long distance, in separate rooms.

An unlikely statement from a Nun.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 02, 2009, 07:56:52 PM
Blimey, have you seen the size of the cock on that Richard Dawkins!

Unlikely birthday present from your mum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Opus on October 03, 2009, 12:21:47 AM
A baby sister.  (My mother is in her sixties.)



An unlikely sports headline.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 03, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
FIFA confess that football is just a bunch of failed hairdressers mincing about with a ball.

Unlikely new event at the Olympics.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Opus on October 03, 2009, 05:21:58 AM
Wife spanking.




Unlikely new automobile design.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 03, 2009, 05:25:49 AM
BMW with a neon roof sign flashing the word GIT in 3 foot high letters.

Unlikely plot for CSI Vagas.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 04, 2009, 02:38:35 PM
It turns out the Casino Manager was killed by the CSI team.


An unlikely line from a science fiction novel...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 04, 2009, 03:46:13 PM
Open the pod bay doors Sir Nigel.

An unlikely place to find a snail.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 04, 2009, 04:45:46 PM
Having an 'adventure holiday' in a French restaurant.

An unlikely thing to said by Prince Charles.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 04, 2009, 05:54:18 PM
Do my ears look big in this?

Unlikely disease.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 04, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Syphillis in the Big Toe.

An unlikely cure for the above condition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 04, 2009, 06:48:26 PM
A Toblerone suppository 3 times a day (to be taken with food). Avoid alcohol. Do not drive during application.

An unlikely law passed by the Scottish parliament.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ma100 on October 04, 2009, 07:05:18 PM
News flash! Government scrap Hogmanay.

An unlikely repercussion to the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 04, 2009, 07:53:19 PM
Scotland have a communist revolution.

An unlikely thing to say to a neighbour...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 04, 2009, 07:59:58 PM
"Antediluvian boll weevil stew, fragmentingly? "

An unlikely thing to hear from a politician.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 04, 2009, 08:01:13 PM
The truth.

Another unlikely thing to hear from a politician...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 04, 2009, 08:16:44 PM
"I've just shat my pants."

An unlikely thing for a priest to say at mass...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 04, 2009, 08:35:48 PM
"Fed up with Christianity?  Then why not give Satanism chance?"

Unlikely thing to hear from an Airline pilot during a flight.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 04, 2009, 08:44:20 PM
"This is your pilot speaking, if any of you are interested in joining the mile high club your stewardesses charge very reasonable rates. Have an enjoyable flight."

An unlikely thing to find in your toolbox...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 05, 2009, 06:11:16 PM
My tool.

A unlikely filling for a sandwich.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 05, 2009, 06:15:27 PM
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

An unlikely game to play on game night...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 06, 2009, 11:06:15 PM
Lets see who can jump off of the highest building without a parachute and live to brag about it.


An unlikely advertisement for a babysitter...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 07, 2009, 05:08:02 AM
Strict disciplinarian with attitude required to control - and if necessary subdue - three boisterous male triplets with  ADHD  and the table manners of lions around a fresh kill.

Mary Poppins need not apply.

=====

An unlikely reply to the above advert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 14, 2009, 11:31:56 PM
In replly to your advertisement I have an interest in the position. I am an excellent nanny with a backgound in zookeeping.  As you can see I have a history of dealing with more than one creature at a time so three little brats shouldn't be much of a challenge.  You said something about them having ADHD, aren't they from Australia?  Feel free to contact me athe following..... 8)



An unlikely reply to the reply above.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 15, 2009, 02:32:08 AM
My sincere condolences. You uncle Susan was a great man and will be sorely missed.

An unlikely thing to find in your apron pocket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 15, 2009, 04:43:55 AM
Another, smaller, apron.

An unlikely thing to find in the pocket of the apron you found in you pocket...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 15, 2009, 05:16:51 AM
A tiny gypsy named John writing the copy for a Gillette ad campaign.

An unlikely thing for John to be sitting on.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 15, 2009, 05:19:33 AM
A tiny pygmy goat.

An unlikely thing to find in that goat's mouth...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 15, 2009, 05:32:24 AM
The apron from reply #34.

An unlikely book to find on God's bedside cabinet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 15, 2009, 06:22:15 AM
Salman Rushdie's Satanic Verses, translated into Serbian.

An unlikely response from God upon realising the book wasn't  - as he'd requested - translated into broad Yorkshire dialect.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 15, 2009, 06:43:57 AM
Perkins, give Satan an ring and ask him if he'd like to join me for cocktails and poetry tomorrow evening at half past six. Oh, and tell him to floss before he comes up.

An unlikely outfit that Satan wears to God's soiree.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 15, 2009, 07:22:30 AM
A Saints (Southampton) football strip and two mini haloes made from LEDs, one orbiting each horn.

Unlikely reaction from Saint Peter when Satan arrives at the Pearly gates dressed this
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 15, 2009, 07:42:38 AM
"Saints?! I thought you were a Celtic fan."

An unlikely transition from this scene to a Chinese restaurant.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 15, 2009, 10:25:39 AM
Satan steps through the pearly gates and all goes black for a brief second, he finds himself face to face with God as he finished his order, ",...oh, and a pu pu platter for my friend here (leans over and whispers to the waitress) he has this thing about fire." 8)



Unlikely contest between th two in the restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 15, 2009, 10:35:40 AM
The big fella downed his rice wine in one and licked his lips. "Right then Nick, how about another game of Christians v Muslims? You can be white this time."

Satan agrees, but insists on an unlikely condition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 15, 2009, 10:42:08 AM
If I win, no prayers get answered for a week! 8)


Unlikely response. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 15, 2009, 10:48:02 AM
OK, but if I win, you have to, go and live down with the humans, call yourself Gyppo, and be nice to everyone!

An unlikely thing happens when the bill arrives.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 15, 2009, 11:19:09 AM
Satan insists it's Dutch treat, so God debits Holland's treasury.


Obama's unlikely appointment to the Supreme Court.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 18, 2009, 08:46:33 AM
Hillary Clinton becomes Chief Justice of Kenya.

An unlikely note home from the teacher.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 18, 2009, 09:04:00 AM
Your child is hard-working and intelligent. (It would have been bloody unlikely that my parents would get such a note).

An unlikely new Mac-something at Burger King.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 19, 2009, 09:25:06 PM
Introducing the new "Grilled Peanut Butter Whopper" 8)




Unlikely excuse for avoiding sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 20, 2009, 02:33:44 AM
There's a knot in my penis and the helmet's turned green.

An unlikely actor to play Hamlet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 20, 2009, 07:54:16 AM
Madonna, take the snow cones off and you can have the Hamlet role.


Unlikely message in a bottle found washed up on shore.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DIZI on October 20, 2009, 09:57:33 AM
No milk today, but 2 on Tuesday.


An unlikley response from the Traffic Warden writting out a ticket for me.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 20, 2009, 10:05:34 AM
"Yes, I am indeed a pencil-necked Nazi bastard with nothing better to do than persecute Dizzy blondes who are thirty seconds over their allotted parking time.  But would you care to have dinner with me tonight anyway?"

An unlikely thing to find in a bottle of cough medicine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 20, 2009, 10:16:58 AM
Something capable of curing a cough.

An unlikely use for a peg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DIZI on October 20, 2009, 11:05:43 AM
Pin it above your bed and use it as a dream catcher.


An unlikely reaction from the vicar who was christening the baby.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 20, 2009, 11:28:25 AM
"Lucifer?  What a lovely name for the child.  Lucifer Baal Pan?  That's even better."

Unlikely reaction from a prisoner on finding his cell door has been left unlocked.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 20, 2009, 01:11:38 PM
Guard!  I think this damn things broken again! 8)



Unlikely use of a pencil eraser.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 20, 2009, 04:22:04 PM
Marge, whatever did you use to spice this stew? It's delicious but a little chewy.

Unlikely description of an old woman.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DIZI on October 20, 2009, 05:39:34 PM
What a stunner.

An unlikely use for a hamster.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 20, 2009, 05:43:06 PM
Put it in a running wheel and power the entire world.

An unlikely thing to find at the beach...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 20, 2009, 05:44:49 PM
Snowdrifts in June.

A unusual punishment meted out to a rapist by his victim(s).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 20, 2009, 05:48:18 PM
He has to suck a mint humbug for the rest of his life.

An unlikely use for thatollie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 20, 2009, 06:14:11 PM
Turned upside down and used as an umberella stand.

In a spirit of fair play.  An unusual use for Gyppo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 20, 2009, 06:17:41 PM
The natives use a gyppo for many things, its coarse fur is used as wall insulation and formal attire, its brain is pickled and fed to the cows to make smart milk, etc etc...

An unlikely use for a bandage...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 21, 2009, 02:31:41 AM
You can in fact use a sharpened bandage to whittle a stick (although it take ages).

An unlikely use for a pointed stick.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 21, 2009, 08:29:18 AM
A pointed stick can in fact be used as a bandage, although you might get splinters if bending it.

An unlikely use for Halloween mask.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 21, 2009, 09:23:28 AM
To mop the blood off your bottom after you have tried to use a pointed stick to bandage a small cut on your thigh.

Unlikely use for a spell checker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 21, 2009, 01:01:41 PM
Go get me some coffee.

An unlikely pub joke...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 21, 2009, 01:09:35 PM
Three bars walk into a man...

Unlikely comment/reaction from the man in the above scenario.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 21, 2009, 04:22:37 PM
Shut the door on the way out.

Unlikely place to leave your false teeth at night.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 21, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
In the toilet tank


An unlikely use for a litter box. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: joelance on October 21, 2009, 06:12:39 PM
store your wedding rings in it.

an unlikely name for this website
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 21, 2009, 07:13:25 PM
Fred

An unusual thing to find on the summit of Mount Everest.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jericho on October 21, 2009, 07:20:14 PM
"Balloon Boy?!"

An unlikely source of employment.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 21, 2009, 08:13:48 PM
General Motors.

An unlikely use for toothpaste
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: joelance on October 21, 2009, 08:18:05 PM
scrub your car tires.

an unlikely new wife for Obama.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 21, 2009, 08:22:26 PM
Glen Beck

An unlikely place to hide chocolate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 22, 2009, 07:25:39 AM
Marianne Faithful ;-)  (And no, I'm not going to explain for those who don't have long memories.)

An unlikely question used in the hope of getting a date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 22, 2009, 05:19:33 PM
Wanna play hide and seek?


Unlikely instrument for picking your nose. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 22, 2009, 05:55:37 PM
Toilet plunger

Unlikely headline in a 1750s newspaper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 22, 2009, 06:13:02 PM
"Titanic Sinks!"

Unusual material for making a wedding ring.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: joelance on October 22, 2009, 06:15:36 PM
the bride's hair

an unlikely name for brad pitt and anjelina jolie's daughter
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 22, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
Wilfred

An unlikely response when the Vicar says "You may kiss the bride."
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 22, 2009, 07:12:14 PM
The maid of honor steps in and kisses her long and deep ....

An unlikely song at a funeral.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 22, 2009, 07:21:20 PM
The Wedding March.

Unlikely tune to be played as Bride and Groom leave the church.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 22, 2009, 07:41:43 PM
Another One Bites the Dust

Unlikely outfit for a Hell's Angel to wear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 22, 2009, 07:49:21 PM
Three piece suit.

Unlikely place to find a Hells Angel
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 22, 2009, 09:14:10 PM
Russian Orthodox Church

unlikely name for a princess
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 23, 2009, 07:46:33 AM
Jkfnklwejgi Smith

An unlikely place to keep your keys.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 23, 2009, 08:17:31 AM
Inside your girlfriend.

An unlikely new leader of the BNP.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 23, 2009, 08:19:52 AM
Trevor McDonald

An unlikely use for plywood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2009, 08:34:01 AM
Building a tank.

Unlikely side effect of building a plywood tank.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 23, 2009, 08:41:03 AM
And the winner of this year's Noble Prize for Engineering goes to the inventor of the plywood tank.

unlikely use for Cheerios Breakfast Cereal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 23, 2009, 08:47:48 AM
A tradition goodbye in England is "Cheerio" in which people beat each other across the face with socks filled with cheerios.

An unlikely response from an American watching this tradition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2009, 08:53:22 AM
"Bugger me.  I'll go t'foot of our stairs."

An unlikely addition to find in your sock full of Cheerios.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 23, 2009, 09:35:24 AM
The severed foot of the the sock's owner's mistress.

An unlikely thing to recycle.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 23, 2009, 10:05:53 AM
The sock owner's mistress' foot.

An unlikely way to greet a new neighbour.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2009, 10:30:04 AM
Showering them with half an hundredweight of rose petals fired from a cannon whilst playing the following tune at high volume over some very large speakers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbrzZWLu6Qw

Your new neighbour's unlikely response to the above.

Gyppo's neighbours may well just shrug off such peculiar activities.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 23, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
Assuming the new neighbour was a C of E vicar, he would surely adopt the reprise used by the audience in that clip.

An unlikely suspect for the murder of Dylan di Vilde.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2009, 02:47:38 PM
Mark (Formerly known as Citabria)

An unlikely thing to be found in the pocket of Dylan's sheepskin car coat.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 23, 2009, 03:06:47 PM
Sir Nigel's toupee in an buff envelope marked: For Spell Chick's Eyes Only!!!

An unlikely thing to find in the other pocket; with due regard for the secret love toupee.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 23, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
A signed photo of Mark, with the message 'To my Dearest SlobbaDoggaBitch.

A completely random unlikely thing. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 23, 2009, 07:05:30 PM
A horse wearing a cocktail dress and working as the minister for finance.

An unlikely thing for Dylan's zombie corpse to say to the horse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on October 23, 2009, 08:03:10 PM
"Dear, can I have a bite of your tail?"



An unlikely greeting from the nurse who walks into the room where you're waiting your doctor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 23, 2009, 08:13:56 PM
"Ah Fledgly, will you come round tonight and give me a spanking? I've been a naughty girl and mixed up Mrs Goldfarber's perscription."

An unlikely thing for her to have put in the bottle instead of Mrs Goldfarber's perscription.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 23, 2009, 11:15:02 PM
The urine sample from the patient in room 106.

An unlikely affliction for the patient in room 106.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 03:34:10 AM
Creutzfeldt Gyppo Disease the primary symptom of which is the inability to stop writing. The hand even performs typing motions during sleep (and sex). Eating soup is a total no-no and masturbation must be undertaken with great care.

An unlikely cure for CGD.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 24, 2009, 06:37:29 AM
A block of writers with chainsaws hovering over the afflicted person, threatening dismemberment.

Unlikely chain saw owners.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 24, 2009, 06:40:17 AM
One armed wall paper hangers and babies, maybe Monks too.


Unlikely advice from a divorce attorney.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 24, 2009, 06:44:21 AM
Let your soon to be ex-spouse have everything. You can earn it all again a second time.


unlikely use for a goldfish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 06:47:06 AM
Let your soon to be ex-spouse have everything. You can earn it all again a second time.

They might as well say that coz that's what bloody happens anyway!

Sorry ... the goldfish ... er ...

Trade secretary for the European Union.

An unlikely negotiation ploy of said fishy secretary.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 24, 2009, 06:52:17 AM
Playing cat and mouse with the American Trade Secretary.


unlikely alliance for Trade Secretaries.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 24, 2009, 07:40:29 AM
Mobsters and crime bosses no, um casino owners and real estate sharks. No. Let's see, crooked politicians and tyrants. No, that's no good either. Hmm..

I know! Philatelist!


Unlikely date with a philatelist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 07:47:06 AM
He ties you to the bed and spanks you with table tennis bat constructed from rare penny blacks while shouting: you naughty envelope!

An unlikely tune to be playing during the above incident
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 24, 2009, 07:54:20 AM
If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands!


Unlikely song for a good, old fashioned serenade.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 07:57:47 AM
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6idHmoe5EM

Unlikely product to sell on street corners in New Orleans.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: joelance on October 24, 2009, 08:30:53 AM
FBI badges.

an unlikely thing for a FBI agent who sees this to say.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 09:25:49 AM
No no no. Gold on black leather is so de rigueur. Do you have any sequinned badges in pink PVC cases?

An unlikely country for the USA to invade next.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 24, 2009, 09:31:22 AM
Themselves.

Unlikely comment from Osama bin Laden upon hearing of the above invasion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 24, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
"Damn! There goes Pakistan's foreign aid I was counting on."


Obama's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 10:39:25 AM
Bring me the head of Nicolas Sarkozy and tell Angela Merkel I agree to her terms.

An unlikely capital for the new European Federation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
Avonmouth, Avon.

An unlikely way to eat cereal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 24, 2009, 11:54:53 AM
With a single chopstick.

An unlikely reason why there is only one chopstick.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 11:58:02 AM
Your ex wife took the other (her favourite, that she'd named Roger) with her when she ran off with the poet from the asylum that overlooks the park.

An unlikely reason your wifie gave for leaving.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: joelance on October 24, 2009, 12:22:36 PM
i'm so much in love with you,it wont be good for you if i stayed,



an unlikely reply from a husband to this
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 12:24:11 PM
"You're completely right, go and be free with your chopstick of destiny."

An unlikely place for her and her chopstick to end up at.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 12:29:04 PM
As an unmatched set of cutlery in a Mexican restaurant. "Waiter, this chop stick smells of fish!"

An unlikely name for a chain of restaurants (You can't have Yo Sushi; some idiot has already got it).

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 12:39:15 PM
MacDiaz's, the Mexican restaurant where Mr and Mrs Chopstick end up.

An unlikely meal to find on their menu.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 12:56:43 PM
The battered and grilled scrotum of red_barren as cooked by MWC members once they discover that Panda is in fact just a fury animal.

An unlikely party for Gyppo to hold.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 01:00:23 PM
A transsexual tea party.

An unlikely letterhead for the invitation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2009, 01:04:32 PM
By Appointment to Her majesty, King John the Weaselheart, invites all those with reconstructed naughty bits to attend ...

An unlikely attendee at King John's party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 01:10:18 PM
John Yamrus and his reconstructed naughty bits.

Unlikely conversation at this party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 24, 2009, 06:15:34 PM
"John, your naughty bits seem oddly deconstructed."

JY's unlikely reply.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 06:17:55 PM
"I was at
a transsexual tea party
the other day

and they
thought I
looked
a bit like
a natural bloke.

Thank God."

An unlikely critique for this spoken poem.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 24, 2009, 07:02:36 PM
"Reminds me strongly - albeit strangely -of The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes."

Unlikely thing to find in the middle of an ice cream.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 07:22:25 PM
A tiny civilisation of cream people.

An unlikely obscure bylaw of the tiny cream people.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 24, 2009, 07:44:27 PM
No curdling in public.

Unlikely penalty for violating this obscure law.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 07:45:57 PM
You must ride the sprinkles of doom.

An unlikely name for the civilisation's legendary hero.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 24, 2009, 08:47:55 PM
Dirt Clod Dick


Unlikely graffiti on a bathroom wall...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 24, 2009, 08:55:42 PM
I would recommend you not use this toilet because I have a camera hidden in here.

An unlikely job.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 24, 2009, 10:21:27 PM
Pink elephant herder.

An unlikely mode of transportation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 25, 2009, 07:58:02 AM
Rocket powered, helium filled, curry flavoured, condom-cycle.

An unlikely person to be seen riding the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 25, 2009, 08:17:08 AM
The Pope, accompanied by 12 armed Jesuit bodyguards in full Purple Kevlar body armour, all of them packing ceremonial Schmeissers.

An unlikely comment made by the leader of the ceremonial guard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 25, 2009, 10:26:18 AM
Yo, Iman, please come and join us.

unlikely Iman's reply.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 25, 2009, 01:07:41 PM
Not today Dahling (Darling), I have gas!


Unlikely event at a pumpkin patch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 25, 2009, 01:27:25 PM
The president of the USA makes his annual State of the Carpet address.

An unlikely new job for Brownie once he gets booted out of #10.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 25, 2009, 02:27:52 PM
President of the US

Unlikely job for Obama when he is finished with this one.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 25, 2009, 02:38:08 PM
I just can't bring myself to say anything bad about him. I'm still in shock that you lot actually did the right thing. There's a bushy-shaped shadow hanging over the start of the 21st century.

Time Lord.

An unlikely thing to happen the day after England eventually gets fed up with the jocks (about five minutes after the North Sea oil runs out) and grants them their freedom from the Union.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 26, 2009, 06:45:43 PM
Peace on earth.


An unlikely battle song.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 26, 2009, 07:08:01 PM
Che gelida manina

An unlikely name for a hamster.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 26, 2009, 07:17:00 PM
Mother Theresa

An unlikely place to have....um...a picnic!
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 26, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
Inside a dog.

Unlikely thing to say to God.  Assuming he was also inside the dog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 26, 2009, 08:53:01 PM
Got a match?

unlikely valentine's day present.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 27, 2009, 03:12:05 AM
A dog, inside of which is a God and a Spell Chick sharing a spliff. The dog is highly dyslexic and wonders why there's another dog inside it. Am I a Russian Dollg? it thinks as it fires cannabis smoke rings from its bottom.

An unlikely thing for the God and the Spell Chick to do next.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 27, 2009, 04:56:16 AM
Fire up their laptops and write a collaborative haiku about Mark and his leading role in British life as the first Intergalactic Ambassador (with privileges)  from the planet Boff.

An unlikely response From the Boffian Ambassador.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 27, 2009, 05:32:30 AM
Put your skirt back on I've finished.

An unlikely theme for a poetry challenge.  :)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 27, 2009, 07:27:18 PM
The advantages of prose.

An unlikely new beverage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 27, 2009, 07:34:40 PM
A Red_Barren_Blood eMary (vodka, Tim's blood, frozen moose droppings, slice of lime).

An unlikely thing to find under Deb's hat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 27, 2009, 08:19:20 PM
The cruel answer would be "brains" but I happen to know the real answer is "wienerschnitzel"

unlikely thing to find in Mark.'s pants.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 27, 2009, 09:44:31 PM
The treasure.

An unlikely place to hide in a gfame of hide and seek.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 27, 2009, 11:28:46 PM
Under the refrigerator.

An unlikely game for thatollie to choose.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 28, 2009, 03:53:08 PM
Wing awound the Wienerschnitzel.

An unlikely guest a Halloween party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 28, 2009, 04:18:36 PM
Me.

An unlikely excuse I'd use when declining your [kind] invitation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 28, 2009, 04:34:17 PM
My wife is begging me to remain at home and make passionate love to her all night long.


unlikely response to the above statement.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 28, 2009, 04:42:10 PM
From Mark? "Not tonight Honey, I've had enough sex this week."


An unlikely dedication in a book.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 28, 2009, 06:46:53 PM
To the lovely staff who helped me beat the tourretts, F*&k you, you F*&cking bas&*^d  sons o' bi#$%es! 8)


Unlikely toy for a newborn.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 28, 2009, 06:52:55 PM
A self help book called: How not to look like a shaved monkey.

An unlikely item to leave someone in your will.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 28, 2009, 06:57:41 PM
The second casket from your 'buy one get one free' purchase. 8)



An unlikely place to be buried.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: AnnaMae on October 28, 2009, 08:06:24 PM
In your work.

An unlikely sandwich filling

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 28, 2009, 08:28:05 PM
Kitty litter 8)



An unlikely reason for being home late.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 28, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
Actually working late.


unlikely lunch menu
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 28, 2009, 09:36:19 PM
Honey, sorry I'm late. I was helping your Mom pluck hairs out of her chin(s).

unlikely lunch menu

Corn flakes with moths
Chin hairs a la mode
Fumunda cheese sandwich

An unlikely one-liner to pull on a person in a bar.


The tourrets line cracked me up!

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 29, 2009, 03:24:03 AM
Why not leave this sordid world of pot bellied, beer swilling, throwbacks, and come and live with me at Castle Bratwurst?

OR

Shall I compare thee to a baboon's arse?

An unlikely type of hat to find Deb wearing.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 29, 2009, 09:29:47 AM
a helmet from a 14th century suit of armor or even armour.

unlikely use for a suit of armor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 29, 2009, 04:14:41 PM
Base for a kitchen table. 8)


Unlikely statement from your daughter after she catches you and your spouse having sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 29, 2009, 04:54:46 PM
Hey you two, what are you doing with my Nutella?

An unlikely reason for using a red font.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 29, 2009, 06:22:07 PM
Because the multi-coloured plastic power tools have fallen into the see-through Jacuzzi, again.

Unlikely request made by your doctor during a physical examination.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 29, 2009, 07:02:51 PM
Would you hold my balls while I cough.

Having agreed to the doc's request, an unlikely discovery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 29, 2009, 08:05:38 PM
That your doctor has three testicles.

Unusual response from said doctor when you make some cheap joke about him moonlighting as a pawnbroker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 29, 2009, 09:25:00 PM
"Bear in mind I videotaped your last colonoscopy."

Your unlikely reply.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 29, 2009, 09:35:00 PM
This is begging for a "That's just shit!" but that isn't very unlikely.

so,

Did you find my lost wallet and shoes?

unlikely things found on the beach
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on October 29, 2009, 10:05:11 PM
A dead polar bear.




An unlikely thing to find in your child's trick-or-treat bag.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 30, 2009, 03:43:24 AM
The head of Alfredo Garcia

An unlikely treat to give a annoying door-bell ringing sporg that has just interrupted News Night and forced you to put the Sky+ box on pause so you don't miss Paxman savaging some inept politician with hair like a git.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 30, 2009, 07:12:55 AM
a box of used condoms

an unusual use for the condoms
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 30, 2009, 08:07:52 AM
Using the entire box of 144 in a layered fashion to try an avoid premature ejaculation. (Don't try this at home as 10 should be sufficient).

An unlikely product to be sold by the gross. 

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 30, 2009, 08:39:36 AM
Rolls Royce Phantoms


an unlikely costume for a funeral.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 30, 2009, 08:59:10 AM
The Grim Reaper...scythe optional.

Unlikely note on your refrigerator door.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 30, 2009, 11:29:48 AM
'Please leave the door open,  Botulism breeding facility.'

An unlikely handwritten addition to your note.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 30, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
Yamrus woz 'ere

An unlikely thing to find posed on The Unlikely game thread.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 30, 2009, 12:25:31 PM
worthwhile literature


An unlikely beginning to a childrens book. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 30, 2009, 12:41:32 PM
Dude, sometimes you push me too far.

Pooh picked up the butter dish, grabbed Piglet by his ear, and headed for the gimp room.

An unlikely escape plan by the butter-bottomed Piglet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on October 30, 2009, 12:49:29 PM
"Pooh, why don't you grease up and we'll slide down the branches of Rabbit's tree." 8)




Unlikely statement on a floral bouquet card.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 30, 2009, 12:57:37 PM
May contain flowers.

An unlikely way to murder your wife with a pumpkin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 30, 2009, 02:04:21 PM
Use magic - with a midnight expiry date - to turn it into a sex toy.

Unlikely warning message on a sex toy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 30, 2009, 02:40:51 PM
Mind the gap!

An unlikely app for an iPhone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 30, 2009, 03:51:04 PM
turns iPhone into an old fashioned crank wall phone while making you stand near a wall.

unlikely use for mitten
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 30, 2009, 05:20:15 PM
As a vichyssoise container.

An unlikely new sport.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 30, 2009, 05:45:44 PM
Fully clad 'streaking'.

An unlikely place to find people doing the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 30, 2009, 06:17:07 PM
nudist colony.

unlikely thing to say to a nudist
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 30, 2009, 06:18:46 PM
Did you know that your bum looks big in that?

An unlikely place for a nudist to keep his book of common prayer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 30, 2009, 08:08:04 PM
In Keira Knightley's cleavage.

An unlikely game at a nudist colony.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 30, 2009, 08:28:05 PM
Competitive bacon frying.

An unlikely treatment for the resultant burns.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 30, 2009, 09:59:37 PM
A vichyssoise poultice.

An unlikely allergic reaction to said poultice.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2009, 04:41:13 AM
Your scrotum will change into an exact facsimile of Gordon Brown's face -- e.g. not change at all --  and then you'll get Gyppo-Stigmata (sheep ticks appear on the back of your hands and on the hairy parts of your big toes, fill with blood in typical tick fashion, then explode in such a way that they play out the rhythm of a seventies rock ballad: unless it's a Wednesday in which case it's more of an Abba tune), then (yes there's more) your tear ducts leak peanut flavoured tears, and finally your cock drops off (the slap it makes as it hits the floor coincides perfectly with the final beat of the rock ballad/Abba tune).

You ring NHS direct and they say ... thank you for calling NHS direct, your call is important to us (because it helps us hit our targets). You are twelve squillionth in the queue and the average waiting time is irrelevant because you'll be dead before we answer.

An unlikely cure for the affliction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2009, 05:17:15 AM
Swimming naked in a large vat of burning Woods 100% Navy Rum, with a daffodil protruding from your arsehole whilst reciting Wordsworth's bloody Daffodils.

Unlikely police response when someone reports the sheet of blue flame above the vat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2009, 05:32:51 AM
Plod turns up with a toasting fork and a bag of marshmallows.

A unlikely reason for the postal workers to go on strike.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 31, 2009, 08:41:48 AM
Unfair competition from email.

An unlikely Trick or Treat demand.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2009, 10:51:56 AM
[squeak] Can you take your foot of the back of my neck please.

An unlikely sociological or cultural export from the UK to the USA (you can't have belligerence, imperialism, or stupidity because they're not unlikely enough).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 31, 2009, 11:18:43 AM
Haute cuisine

unlikely export from the US to the UK
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2009, 11:25:35 AM
The Dummies Guide to Regulating Banking & Financial Institutions

An unlikely thing to do with a banker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 31, 2009, 11:28:53 AM
hand him your money.

an unlikely thing for him to say in response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2009, 11:31:47 AM
You stupid boy Pike!

An unlikely thing to be fitted with a wireless mouse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on October 31, 2009, 11:40:23 AM
Mars Landing Vehicle

unlikely clothing item for a vampire.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2009, 11:42:49 AM
A kiss-me-quick hat.

An unlikely thing to find in my pocket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2009, 11:56:41 AM
My hand, either attached or detached.

Unlikely reaction from Mark upon finding my hand in his pocket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2009, 11:58:29 AM
Why do I have a foot in my pocket?

An unlikely key fob.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2009, 12:22:37 PM
A lucky rabbit's foot.  Lucky because the rabbit is still attached, still alive, and - despite the odds - happy to be custodian of the keys.

Unlikely keys to be attacked to said rabbit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 31, 2009, 12:53:21 PM
The keys from my Remington portable typewriter.

Unlikely note found in my typewriter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2009, 04:05:44 PM
'A Flat'

Unlikely response from a night club owner when a real Nun walks in and offers to moonlight as a stripper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on October 31, 2009, 04:42:57 PM
If the priests are staying, they still have to pay the cover fees.

Unlikely place for a wet-habit contest.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 31, 2009, 05:16:56 PM
The Trevi Fountain

Unlikely judge for the wet-habit contest.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 31, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
A blind Cardinal, who will have to judge the contestants in Braille.

Unlikely reaction from any other spectator of your choice.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 31, 2009, 07:51:13 PM
Sister Mary Madison-Avenue declares the contest a success and announces that next year's fund-raiser will be held in Hawaii and involve competitive waxing.


An unlikely thing found in your lunchbox.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 01, 2009, 03:57:27 AM
A Texas Hold 'em game.


An unlikely gambler in the World Poker Tour.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 01, 2009, 04:06:39 AM
A confused cockney (he only went for the chips).

An unlikely prosthesis.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 01, 2009, 05:23:26 AM
A prosthetic penis which contains a computer, a fold out 32" flatscreen TV/Monitor, a coffee maker, and an electric wok, but which is utterly useless for the more conventional purposes and has to be removed before peeing to avoid the risk of electric shock or burned Stir-Fry.

Unlikely comment from a female virgin upon first discovering the true properties - and disappointments - of this otherwise promising bulge in her boyfriend's trousers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 01, 2009, 07:36:03 AM
This will make watching TV in bed easier.

An unlikely iPhone app.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 01, 2009, 07:48:09 AM
i-Tourette's (it picks mobile numbers at random and sends out a text message saying: FUCKER!)

An unlikely thing for a wifie to say about cushions.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 01, 2009, 07:57:03 AM
"Why don't you take the money I was saving for Mum's birthday and get the billiard table re-cushioned?"

An unlikely vacation destination.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 02, 2009, 12:27:50 PM
Chernobyl, Ukraine


An unlikely mode of transportation for your get away.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 02, 2009, 03:53:36 PM
Methane powered Fart-Cycle.

Unlikely reaction upon seeing/hearing a fart-Cycle for the first time.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 02, 2009, 04:01:21 PM
Is Brownie making another speech? I wish the bloke would use mouthwash!

An unlikely name for a pub.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 02, 2009, 06:48:21 PM
Free Beer


An unlikely name for a beer. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 02, 2009, 07:06:52 PM
Theakston's Old Peculier (sic)

An unlikely thing to do with a pint of it.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 02, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
take a bubble bath

Unlikely thing to find in the tub while bathing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 02, 2009, 10:51:10 PM
A steak knife



Unlikely thing to do with said steak knife. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 03, 2009, 08:36:41 AM
Play darts

Unlikely place for a dart board.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 03, 2009, 09:50:43 AM
Nailed to your own arse.

Unlikely thing to be thrown at said dartboard?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 03, 2009, 03:47:02 PM
your ex-wife


Unlikely christmas present for said ex-wife. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 03, 2009, 04:38:56 PM
Loaded gun.

unlikely Christmas present for an ex-husband.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 03, 2009, 05:26:43 PM
return of the ex-wife 8)


Unlikely reason for an alien invasion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 03, 2009, 07:03:25 PM
They thought Alistair Darling's eyebrows were a sign that the people of Earth worshipped the galactic caterpillar gods of plenty.

An unlikely place to find an eyebrow.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 03, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
On the buttocks.

An unlikely contest for a beauty pageant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 03, 2009, 07:16:47 PM
Speed toenail painting 8)


Unlikely reason to visit your neighbor's dog. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 03, 2009, 07:42:44 PM
To learn the proper method of butt sniffing.

Unlikely person to try out that new skill on.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 03, 2009, 07:55:52 PM
Prince Charles



Unlikely reply to said butt sniffing. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 03, 2009, 08:06:44 PM
I wish I was a tampon.

Unlikely security questions for signing into completely safe websites that INSIST on passwords and security questions like they have the Holy Grail locked up or something.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 03, 2009, 08:28:17 PM
What is the square root of your great grandmother's grade point average?

Unlikely response to that question.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 03, 2009, 08:30:43 PM
Negative forty-two

unlikely definition for the word "love"
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 03, 2009, 09:34:33 PM
The juxtaposition of economic self-interest, fortuitous timing and hormonal drive.

An unlikely dessert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 03, 2009, 11:34:35 PM
meat flavored jello 8)


An unlikely jailbreak.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 04, 2009, 08:02:49 AM
"pen pal" of Charles Manson breaking into his cell to "cuddle" with him.

unlikely place for Little Red Riding Hood to visit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 04, 2009, 10:06:42 AM
Wolf sanctuary.

Unlikely request from a Traffic Warden.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 04, 2009, 12:14:01 PM
Just tell me I'm beautiful and you like my outfit, and I won't give you a ticket for going 40 miles per hour over the posted speed limit.

Unlikely reason for speeding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 04, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
If I'm not terrified my mind wanders and I crash the car.

An unlikely cure for the above condition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 04, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Drug induced coma

Unlikely group activity for Scout leaders.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 04, 2009, 05:48:45 PM
Wombat Flinging, scored for both accuracy and distance, but with no points for 'artistic interpretation' because that's just 'gay'.

Unlikely target for the accuracy part of the above game.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 04, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
Alistair Darling's eyebrows.

An unlikely new reality show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 04, 2009, 07:57:46 PM
Let's make appeal.  (A dress up show for gays trying to find mates.) :o



Unlikely reason for dressing up your pets. 8)






Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 04, 2009, 08:03:02 PM
Potty training Junior.




Wombat Flinging, scored for both accuracy and distance, but with no points for 'artistic interpretation' because that's just 'gay'.
Thanks for the giggle guttural outburst, Gyppo. I was long overdue. ;)

Mark, you aliens work quickly.


Let's make appeal.  (A dress up show for gays trying to find mates.) :o



Unlikely reason for dressing up your pets. 8)


To take them to the animal shelter. The one for homeless pets.


Unlikely excuse for unfinished homework. Remember, I am a parent. :P ;D
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 04, 2009, 08:12:45 PM
I was accepting my Nobel Peace Prize.

Unlikely use for a can of shaving cream.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 04, 2009, 08:23:29 PM
To put on toast with jelly.

An unlikely beverage to go with said breakfast.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 04, 2009, 08:28:29 PM
butterfly milk

unlikely use for spider webs
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 04, 2009, 08:30:55 PM
Decorating Christmas trees to save money on tinsel.

An unlikely item on you Christmas shopping list.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 04, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
My birthday present. (My birthday is the 20th and I get, "Happy Birthday! Do not open until Christmas" presents.


An unlikely thing to find in your Christmas stocking.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 04, 2009, 08:36:06 PM
Part of leg left over after Garvin the Giant Dog found an intruder on his property.

unlikely owner of the now severed and half gnawed leg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 04, 2009, 10:31:05 PM
Eric, who inadvertently came home sober and wasn't recognized by his dog.

Garvin's unlikely excuse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 04, 2009, 11:48:18 PM
I thought it was a mannequin


Unlikely place for a mannequin.

(I thought manikin looked weird but spell check assured me it was fine.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 05, 2009, 03:06:55 AM
In a menage au trois with mannequin and a traffic cone.

A unlikely pet for the above family.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: AnnaMae on November 05, 2009, 04:01:53 AM
A pelican crossing.

Unlikely fun day for this family.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 05, 2009, 05:42:20 AM
Unguided tour of the London sewage system.

Unlikely person - or persons - to find roaming around the sewers.  (Gordon Brown doesn't count.  His place is already booked.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 05, 2009, 08:18:22 AM
The real author of Shakespeare's oeuvre

unlikely place to find a book of sonnets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 05, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
A Yankees Baseball Team locker-room.

Unlikely device to find in said locker room.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 05, 2009, 07:17:29 PM
A pinstripe adding machine, give their kits one more if they're losing.

An unlikely way to die.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 05, 2009, 07:31:45 PM
An aneurysm of the buttocks, caused by spending too long in front of the monitor.

An unlikely cover story for the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 05, 2009, 07:58:15 PM
I'm not touching that one! 8)



Same unlikely passed to the next.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 05, 2009, 08:08:12 PM
Quote
An unlikely cover story for the above.

Several members of a secret society known only as MWC we found dead today after having played something called The Unlikely Game non-stop for several weeks. Police suspect mass suicide.


An unlikely decoration for your finger.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 05, 2009, 08:21:46 PM
Marilyn Monroe 8)


Unlikely phrase uttered after someone discovers said decoration.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 05, 2009, 08:26:37 PM
Does that come in a red-head?

An unlikely DJ at your next party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 06, 2009, 12:44:51 PM
Banquo's Soddin' Ghost

Unlikely favourite record of said ghost.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 06, 2009, 06:44:38 PM
The Macarena.

An unlikely dance to do while said song is playing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 06, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
Any kind of dance whatsoever.

An unlikely way new career for Don86Usa.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 06, 2009, 06:46:33 PM
Ballet dancer.

An unlikely response from Don to the above suggestion ;-)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 06, 2009, 06:48:45 PM
Ooh, I've always wanted to be pretty.

An unlikely reason why Ollie posted this response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 06, 2009, 11:46:27 PM
To draw attention away from the fact that Don has all the right moves.

An unlikely title for Ollie's new book.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 06, 2009, 11:54:39 PM
A rambling but informative discourse on the previously unrecognised metaphysical connections between wife-beating and the application gold leaf to the spines of ancient texts, and their joint relevance to quarks and the red shift phenomenon.

An unlikely publisher for the above.  
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 07, 2009, 12:33:37 AM
Marvel Comics.

An unlikely illustrator for the first issue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 07, 2009, 01:00:12 AM
A paint brush wielding elephant.


An unlikely job for an illustrator.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 07, 2009, 01:13:48 AM
Drawing a salary.

An unlikely perk for a compensation package.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 07, 2009, 02:08:15 AM
Hee hee. Good one Don.


Unlimited sex with the boss's gorgeous and sexy spouse.


Unlikely gift for such a generous boss.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 07, 2009, 02:55:14 AM
Pump-Up Patty-The Inflatable Companion.

New boss's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 07, 2009, 03:03:31 AM
Well I've tried her and I must say that once she stopped trying to teach me to spell cunnilingus we got on famously.

An unlikely response by Deb on seeing Gyppo perform a fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.

(If you're wondering, I looked it up for an earlier response then found I was on the wrong page. No point wasting it.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 07, 2009, 03:13:41 AM
That boy is gonna fall on his...damn, he didn't.

Gyppo's unlikely medical condition after performing said fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 07, 2009, 03:22:19 AM

An unlikely response by Deb on seeing Gyppo perform a fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.

(If you're wondering, I looked it up for an earlier response then found I was on the wrong page. No point wasting it.)

Hmm, I dunno. Without the leggings, I think I prefer the pink tutu to the red one. Can I get an exact replica of that for my music box?

    You know I love you Gyppo!:   :-*


You are quick Don! As Mark said, no point in wasting it. ;) ;D

That boy is gonna fall on his...damn, he didn't.

Gyppo's unlikely medical condition after performing said fouetté rond de jambe en tournant.


 Sunny side up!


  
Unlikely item to find in a music box.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 07, 2009, 08:01:49 AM
A paint brush wielding elephant.

an unlikely ballet move for the elephant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 07, 2009, 08:20:52 AM
Rond de jumbo

An unlikely part time job for Nellie to supplement her dancing income.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 07, 2009, 08:35:15 AM
mattress tester

an unlikely result to having an elephant in your bed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 07, 2009, 08:48:30 AM
Waking up believing you've grown a massive dick overnight, and then discovering you have hold of the elephant's trunk.

Unlikely response from an elephant which finds you fondling its trunk.

PS:  It'd have to be a damned tough music box ;-)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 07, 2009, 09:38:54 AM
"Say there big boy, are you jealous," cooed the elephant eying said fondler amorously.

unlikely thing for Big Boy to say back.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 07, 2009, 09:44:23 AM
Piss off big nose!

An unlikely kind of animal for God to keep as a pet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 10:42:14 AM
Satan the Duck

An unlikely activity for God and his new pet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 07, 2009, 11:05:37 AM
Poet baiting. You tie a poet to a tree and then set your duck on him/her.

An unlikely way to view the poet baiting spectacle.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 11:12:02 AM
By reading about it on the poetry board.

An unlikely title for said poem.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 07, 2009, 12:42:09 PM
Eric and his Dog

Unlikely market for said poem.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 12:46:10 PM
A Farmer's Market

An unlikely advert for a novel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 07, 2009, 01:22:48 PM
A children's guide to pet games. 8)


An unlikely reaction from a mother finding her child reading the book.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
"How sweet, are you going to do that with Mr Gerbil?"

An unlikely name for a soup.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 07, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
Cream of Gyppo


Unlikely contents of said soup. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 01:37:15 PM
It's just a spoon and a bowl, the ingredients are imaginary.

An unlikely shape for a new eating utensil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 07, 2009, 01:41:04 PM
chopsticks welded to a triangular mini bowl

Unlikely excuse for visiting a strip club. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 01:55:57 PM
I have narcolepsy and insomnia, it's the only way I could get to sleep.

Another unlikely excuse for visiting a strip club.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 07, 2009, 02:40:49 PM
Take your mother to work day.

unlikely activity for men at a strip show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 07, 2009, 03:28:47 PM
Using a blowtorch and scraper on the doorframes.  "I bet that'll take the gloss of it for you."

An unlikely name for one of these male 'strippers'.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 07, 2009, 05:27:35 PM
The Madiator (Opposite of Gladiator) ;D


An unlikely song for a male stripper to strip to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 07, 2009, 05:30:31 PM
Any Little Thing

unlikely theme song for a convent.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 05:37:13 PM
I want to Break Free - Queen

An unlikely reason why I'm not writing right now.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 07, 2009, 05:44:55 PM
You're looking for true love in a BIMBO or to win a BINGO game.


Unlikely prize for a BINGO jackpot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
Rotten fruit to throw at the bingo caller.

An unlikely fruit to include in this prize.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 07, 2009, 06:11:34 PM
Watermelon and coconuts

(Was going to make a comment about San Fransisco's Transvestites but they aren't all rotten.) ;) ;D


Unlikely place to find a San Fransisco Transvestite.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 07, 2009, 06:17:00 PM
The Vatican 8)



Unlikely statement from the pope to transvestites.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 06:25:56 PM
Bless you miss, um, mister, um, bless you.

An unlikely place to find the pope.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 07, 2009, 06:28:44 PM
Brigitte Bardeaux's panties. 8)


Unlikely place to find those panties.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 07, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
In a BINGO palor.


Unlikely hairdresser for the Pope
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 07, 2009, 06:49:20 PM
My dad.

An unlikely person to recommend my father's barbering to the pope.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 08, 2009, 05:01:18 AM
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

An unlikely reason why there's a postman at my door.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 08, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
He came to bite your dog.

Your dog's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 08, 2009, 03:25:34 PM
Wow! I'd like see his puppies.


Unlikely owner of puppies.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 08, 2009, 04:51:03 PM
Michael Vick

unlikely reason for having six pets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 08, 2009, 07:50:44 PM
Because you are collecting hair for man rugs to adorn man heads or mannequins.


Unlikely place to find a wig.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 08, 2009, 08:45:15 PM
In your girlfriends panties. 8)


Unlikely reply from your girlfriend after you find the wig.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 08, 2009, 08:54:43 PM
Oh, Ralph seemed taller at the time.

Unlikely time of day for the above encounter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 08, 2009, 08:59:49 PM
Right after a tasty meal.  :o ;) 8)



Unlikely thing to find stuck on the bottom of your shoe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 08, 2009, 09:37:25 PM
The music of Karlheinz Stockhausen

(Sir Henry Woods was once asked if he'd ever conducted any Stockhausen.  His reply?  "No.  But I believe I stepped in some once."

An unlikely implement/obect for Sir Henry to use as a baton if he did ever conduct any Stockhausen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 09, 2009, 12:07:55 AM
Manute Bol  (The tall fella seen Here)(http://www.wizznutzz.com/images/manutebol_mugsy.jpg)

Unlikely venue for the aforementioned performance.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 09, 2009, 07:19:39 AM
local bowling alley

unlikely follow up act.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 09, 2009, 09:23:04 AM
Recital on Aeolian flutes and harps, provided the wind blows.

Unlikely reason for the wind not blowing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 09, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
The wind fairies' union is in negotiations with the labor board.



Unlikely resolution to the fairies' strike. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 09, 2009, 09:15:30 PM
Leprechauns are forced to take their pots of gold from the ends of all rainbows and use the money to pay off the trolls who worked as scabs during the strike.

unlikely job for the trolls post-strike.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 09, 2009, 10:12:20 PM
UN Goodwill Ambassadors

Unlikely result of above trollish appointments.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 09, 2009, 10:20:52 PM
The world is turned topsy turvy by the chaos, but the wind fairies come in, saving the day by blowing dust in their faces, driving them back under the bridges. 8)


Unlikely reason your car won't start.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 09, 2009, 10:23:25 PM
fairy dust in the engine block

unlikely thing to find in the engine compartment of your car. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 09, 2009, 10:25:38 PM
Spark resistant spark plugs


Unlikely use for spark plugs. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 10, 2009, 12:53:34 AM
Carmel apple holders that can be reused as hair curlers.

Unlikely response from a man upon seeing his lady's new up-do? (Or his new lady's undo?)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 10, 2009, 08:33:19 AM
Baby Doll, them curlers sure make ya look purty, but I thinks ya need a bit more axle grease.

unlikely use for axle grease
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 10, 2009, 09:07:56 AM
Selling it - re-branded - as Vegemite.

Unlikely response from an Aussie upon hearing this slur upon their the more solid part of their staple diet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 10, 2009, 09:17:28 AM
This tastes worse than normal.

unlikely comparison for what Vegemite tastes like.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 12, 2009, 12:32:01 PM
I like this cotton candy Vegemite much better than the tuna and mayonnaise Vegemite.  The texture is so much more airy.


Unlikely item to pack for a picnic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 12, 2009, 03:03:49 PM
A massive black knobbly dildo (with rotating helmet) plus 3 sets of batteries.

An unlikely place to go for a picnic.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: joelance on November 12, 2009, 03:21:34 PM
italy

an unlikely response of an Italian man who reads this post
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 12, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
Huh? 8)



Unlike way to investigate for termites.




Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 12, 2009, 03:51:04 PM
Set the wall on fire to see if bugs escape.

unlikely person to try such a technique.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 12, 2009, 03:52:26 PM
Bug-face Malone.

An unlikely skill for a cunning fox to have.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 13, 2009, 04:53:28 PM
Grape firmenting. 8)


Same scenario.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 13, 2009, 05:40:06 PM
Wooing chickens.

unlikely offspring of said fox and his chickie babe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 13, 2009, 06:13:55 PM
A dwarf with a big knob and hairy bollocks.

A unlikely kind of gal to fancy such a man (if man he be).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 13, 2009, 06:26:10 PM
HRH, the Queen.

Unlikely invitation to be sent to HRH, the Queen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 13, 2009, 10:21:23 PM
Yo, Liz. We're doing a barbecue on Saturday. We've got you down for coleslaw.

The Queen's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2009, 07:54:19 AM
Cheffie, please make some of the cabbage salad you do so well, we are going slumming. Roland, captain of the guard, find me the fancy crown to wear, the one with the Crown Jewels all sparkly.

unlikely response from the chef.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 14, 2009, 08:35:53 AM
There's no cabbage left. It's all gone to Coventry (by coach) to feed those greedy railway buggers.

An unlikely reason for not travelling by train.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2009, 08:51:11 AM
The aromatic ambiance tends to thrill riders to such an extent they often are provoked into unwarranted, but highly desirable, sexual acts.

unlikely smell on a train.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: TaraLC on November 14, 2009, 09:04:21 AM
The distinct noxious fumes of jet fuel and the acrid smell of burning rubber from the enormous tires of a jet landing on the tarmac.

An unlikely dish to set before a king.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 14, 2009, 09:18:31 AM
Braised King's testicles in a cranberry and Marmite gravy.

Unlikely dish to set before a writer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2009, 09:34:37 AM
His poorly penned words from the drunken night before, served with a side dish of crow. The entire mess covered in a sauce of scandalous non-recycled paper pureed with garlic and bacon.

unlikely thing to be recycled.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: TaraLC on November 14, 2009, 03:57:06 PM
toothpaste   ;D

unlikely item to be used as an instrument.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2009, 04:22:30 PM
fingernail clippings glued to a Popsicle stick

Unlikely song to play on such an instrument.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 14, 2009, 06:15:26 PM
Beethoven's Triple Concerto.


Unlikely audience to perform such a concert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2009, 06:29:49 PM
the MWC barflies

unlikely response to the concert
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 14, 2009, 08:00:25 PM
Do you guys know any AC/DC?

An unlikely place to go on vacation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 14, 2009, 08:42:43 PM
Afghanistan

Unlikely excuse to use as a plea for your life if you are kidnapped by the Taliban.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 14, 2009, 09:09:48 PM
C'mon, guys. Do you have any freakin' idea how hard it was to get Madonna tickets?

Your Taliban captor's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 14, 2009, 09:14:56 PM
Madonna is Satan
Madonna is our favorite famous person. We love her mode of dress and her religious fervor. We love everything about her and her entire family.

unlikely thing for Madonna to say about the Taliban.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 14, 2009, 11:18:38 PM
You guys have been great. We'll do another free concert next year.

Unlikely person to give a free concert
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 14, 2009, 11:33:18 PM
Gyppo

Unlikely song to be sung by Gyppo if he ever was talked into a free concert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 15, 2009, 05:35:26 AM
A medley of Rolf Harris tunes sung in Russian. Including: Jake the шпек, Two Little мальчики, and Stairway to рай.

An unlikely invitation for Gyppo as a result of the above concert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 15, 2009, 07:34:41 AM
An appointment as Cultural Attache at the Russian embassy in Swaziland.

Gyppo's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 15, 2009, 08:00:53 AM
пойдите кипеть вашу головку в моче

A unlikely thing to have happened to Don in the summer of 68.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 15, 2009, 08:26:49 AM
His conception on the shores of Lake Gitchee Gumie via a tryst between Hiawatha's ghost and a Russian spy.

unlikely name for the Russian spy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 15, 2009, 08:48:46 AM
Dances with Mink

An unlikely reason why Dances with Mink defected.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 15, 2009, 11:43:19 AM
The silly bugger really believed that life in the West would be better.

Unlikely response from Dances With Mink  when she found she had to share her 'safe house' with 1000 stinking live Mink.

MARK:  Babelfish tells me пойдите кипеть вашу головку в моче translates into 'go to boil your head in the urine'.  Not an entirely unlikely response, but I like it anyway.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 15, 2009, 11:48:02 AM
Zo many minkz yet zo vew collarz.

An unlikely reason why the mink chose to support the UK Independence Party with financial donations.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 15, 2009, 06:28:16 PM
The mink didn't really read very well and only saw the word "Party" and thought, "That's for us" much to the chagrin of the lurking chinchillas.

unlikely response of the lurking chinchillas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 15, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
"Whoopee!  Ain't got time to wonder why but I think we're gonna die." [1]

[1]Apolgies to County Joe and the Fish

Unlikely reason why the Mink don't do a spot of 'Ethnic Cleansing'.die"

[1]Apolgies to County Joe and the Fish
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 16, 2009, 02:26:20 AM
The leader (Hillman) sacrificed his sister (Lillytha), had her skinned, then swapped the pelt for an opium pipe complete with the accompanying opium and chaise lounge.

Unlikely next move for Hillman Mink.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 16, 2009, 07:04:00 AM
Hillman Mink is mistaken for a car and hotwired by four drunken juvenile joyriders..

Unlikely response from a police officer who sees four spike-haired idiots noisily attempting to 'drift' a very bewildered Mink around the multi-storey car park.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 16, 2009, 07:43:12 AM
Boys, that looks like fun. Can I have a try?

unlikely trouble for a group of four teenaged boys to get into.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 16, 2009, 07:54:07 AM
Obscene embroidery.

An unlikely punishment for such a crime.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: TaraLC on November 16, 2009, 08:14:47 AM
Twenty years of luxury living on a warm tropical island, a chef to cook gourmet meals, a gorgeous hand servant to take care of all the rest.

An unlikely place to go for vacation
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 16, 2009, 08:48:03 AM
Scunthorpe, a place which was shunned by early search engines because it contained unsuitable language.

An unlikely thing to find in Scunthorpe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 16, 2009, 06:32:49 PM
A glass of chilled Campari and a stuffed green olive.

A unlikely theme for a mini poetry challenge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Opus on November 17, 2009, 11:33:45 AM
WWE Smackdown

An unlikely Disney character.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 17, 2009, 02:22:03 PM
Mini-Walt

An unlikely super-power for Mini-Walt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 17, 2009, 02:48:31 PM
Hem checker for Snow White. 8)



Unlikely reply to her hem being checked by a dwarf wanna be.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 17, 2009, 04:33:53 PM
You may wanna move you head, I've just guffed.

An unlikely place for Snow Blonde to keep her stash.

 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 18, 2009, 12:55:57 AM
In her wig. 8)


Unlikely statement from a foreign relations department.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 18, 2009, 03:18:17 AM
I have a Swedish cousin; that's how I got the job!

An unlikely thing to fin in a boiled egg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 18, 2009, 07:13:08 AM
An African Elephant


An unlikely comment from said elephant - assuming it has the power of speech - upon being discovered.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 18, 2009, 12:26:01 PM
"I wish those head shrikers would practice some other way" 8)




Unlikely place to find a cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 18, 2009, 12:50:53 PM
In the protective 'box' of any cricket player named Schrödinger.

Unlikely response if said player doers indeed find a cat - dead or alive - in his 'box'.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 18, 2009, 03:48:20 PM
Cat googly, googly cat.

An unlikely way to serve the cat to your dinner guests.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 18, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
From a distance, with a tennis raccquet ;-)

Unlikely invitation in response to above 'service'.   
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 18, 2009, 06:23:08 PM
Dear Sir, I would like to invite you to my racquet spelling seminar. Yours faithfully, Spell-Chick.

An unlikely thing to do with a hot spell-chick on a slow Sunday afternoon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: TaraLC on November 18, 2009, 08:26:28 PM
Ask her to review the latest mathematical equations of the space-time continuum while wearing a herringbone sweater and purple argyle socks.

Unlikely response of being asked to wear argyle socks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2009, 08:30:35 PM
Do you have argyle socks in a sheer?

The shopkeeper's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 18, 2009, 10:00:06 PM
Sweetie, you should seriously consider something a bit more substantial, to cover up, you know.

unlikely response from Spell Chick (likely one would include several four letter words, all spelled correctly.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2009, 10:31:26 PM
I didn't expect them to be sheer to the waist...pervert.

Unlikely response from duly chastised shopkeeper realizing he's about to lose a sale.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 19, 2009, 07:26:22 AM
Er, I just meant, umm, that if anyone, er, were given such a magnificent view, [gulp] they might be, [blushing] overcome by your [nose growing in Pinocchio fashion] beauty.

unlikely response from second customer in the shop.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: TaraLC on November 19, 2009, 08:09:30 AM
Lie to her some more and she just may sit.....hey do you have these in pink leather?

unlikely place to wear pink leather
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 19, 2009, 06:03:21 PM
Anywhere.

An unlikely place to go on a date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 19, 2009, 06:20:22 PM
An online writer's circle.

An unlikely consequence of a date at said circle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 19, 2009, 07:26:07 PM
A charming hobbit comes along and your date prefers him. Actually, that's incredibly likely.

An actually unlikely consquence of a date at said writer's circle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 19, 2009, 07:51:40 PM
You both get food poisoning from the virtual clams oregano.

An unlikely new food craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 19, 2009, 10:54:30 PM
Candy coated jalepenos on a stick.



Unlikey advertisement for the jalepenos. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 19, 2009, 11:11:08 PM
So hot and sweet when served on Gandhi's feet!


Unlikely place for Gandhi's feet.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 19, 2009, 11:13:52 PM
Anywhere outside the grave.



Unlikely grave sight. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 19, 2009, 11:22:34 PM
Inside my local Starbucks.

An unlikely coffee dedicated to Gandhi.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 19, 2009, 11:24:18 PM
Empty cup recipe 8)


Unlikely advertisement for said coffee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 20, 2009, 11:05:52 PM
Will not stain clothing.

Unlikely new product for Starbucks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: TaraLC on November 21, 2009, 07:16:45 AM
Barnie's White Christmas Java served with low fat Joffrey's cream

unlikely place Barnie Rubble would invite Fred Flintstone
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 21, 2009, 10:38:33 AM
The Hard  Rock Gay Bar on Boulder Boulevard.

Fred's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on November 21, 2009, 06:06:33 PM
Yabba dabba don't,...touch me there. ;D :o 8)


An unlikely place to find Wilma Flintstone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on November 21, 2009, 06:14:05 PM
In Batman's bat cave.

Unlikely thing for Batman to say to Wilma when he discovers she's mysteriously breached the bat cave security system and is now sitting in the Bat Mobile.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: TaraLC on November 21, 2009, 08:31:22 PM
No we can't rename it The Auto-teradactyl but you could help out of this suit.

Unlikely thing for Alfred to say upon catching Wilma and Batman in the Bat Cave as she helps him out of the bat suit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 21, 2009, 10:17:53 PM
"Holy bat sh*t, Batman. That woman is in the wrong cartoon."

Batman's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on November 21, 2009, 11:35:55 PM
"Nonsense, Robin. I invited her in this cartoon to marry me."


The Joker's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 22, 2009, 05:48:19 AM
Don't call me Robin you degenerate, cartoon fondling, cross-dresser..

An unlikely new character to join Wallace & Grommet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 22, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
Lance: Wallace's dog-hating gay offspring from a previous fling.

Unlikely new Wallace & Gromit movie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 22, 2009, 06:27:02 PM
Fifty ways to leave your cheese untouched.

Unlikely response from Grommit upon meeting Lance for the first time.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 25, 2009, 09:03:04 PM
Jeez, you look just like your mother...right down to the mustache.

Lance's unlikely reply.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 27, 2009, 06:37:59 AM
That's not a moustache, I'm just a lot taller than you can see in this thick fog.

Grommit's unlikely reaction to understanding the above riposte.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 27, 2009, 12:04:06 PM
*barf*

An unlikely new weapon of mass destruction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 27, 2009, 10:34:51 PM
The joke that's so funny anyone who hears it will laugh themself to death.

An unlikely response from the forum after someone mentions a Monty Python sketch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 28, 2009, 07:41:27 AM
Did Rolf draw the snake in charcoals or pastels?

An unlikely thought to pass through the head of Scotsman that favours independence on hearing that Diageo plan to close the Johnny Walker plant in Kilmarnock.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on November 28, 2009, 08:09:31 AM
"Och, Kilmarnock.  That's just a wee Scots fish...  Yes it is!  It's a Pla(i)ce in Scotland."

Unlikly punishement for such a bloody dire joke.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 28, 2009, 09:44:02 AM
A beating by Saint Ernan the Fishmonger in a public square.

An unlikely Black Friday purchase.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 28, 2009, 11:08:36 AM
A fondue set, a pineapple, and a pair of diamond studded snow shows.

An unlikely present for your WGW (wife, girlfriend, whatever).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 28, 2009, 02:03:25 PM
The Ellen DeGeneres Cookbook for Two.

An unlikely Kwanzaa present for your husband.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 28, 2009, 07:04:57 PM
The Big Book of Dung Beetles, Third Edition.

An unlikely Holiday invitation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on November 28, 2009, 08:13:38 PM
"Please come and help us celebrate the wonders of the Hajj." - signed, The Pope.

unlikely recipient of the invitation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 29, 2009, 12:23:10 AM
Pat Robertson.

Unlikely Christmas tree decoration.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 29, 2009, 12:35:34 AM
Tinkerbell impaled ass first on the christmas tree.
Wait. that's a standard decoration.

Um, Copies of LOTR used as baubles.

An unlikely accompianment to said decoration.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 29, 2009, 12:44:24 AM
Overdue notices from thirty different libraries.

An unlikely method of returning these books.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on November 29, 2009, 12:49:31 AM
Book canon, yeah!

An unlikely consequence of attempting to return overdue books with a canon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 29, 2009, 01:28:31 AM
Unable to use a round cannon to fire a book, Ollie invents the rectangular cannon and wins a Nobel Prize.

Ollie's unlikely acceptance speech.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on November 29, 2009, 04:00:27 AM
First, I would like to thank the incognito, whose $10 I found in the park and used to buy me a delicate, chocolate ice cream sundae with banana slices, caramel-coated nuts and a candy-like cherry on top--all bundled in a thin glass chalice. Without that beautiful sundae, I had had no energy to carefully perceive the slips of my overdue library fees.



The audience's unlikley response to his speech.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: saibaba1 on November 29, 2009, 10:58:19 AM
Honey, I'm taking your credit card.I will not spend a dime.

An unlikely statement from a wife.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on December 01, 2009, 06:01:23 PM
Of course I don't expect you to be considerate and kind or say nice things to me and please, keep staring at that chick's ass instead of looking me in the eyes when we are supposed to be having an intimate conversation over a romantic anniversary dinner. Really, I don't mind.

Unlikely statement from a husband.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 01, 2009, 06:11:14 PM
Darling, I've never even thought of another woman since we married. You are my world.

unlikely thing for an inhabitant from the Mother Ship to say upon landing in England.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 01, 2009, 11:11:52 PM
We're the advance wave of the Gordon Brown Fan Club. Take us to your leader.

Unlikely response of the farmer whose field the aliens landed in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 03, 2009, 05:31:03 AM
Satan is not free at the moment, would you care for a ride on Daisy while you wait?

Unlikely outfit for Daisy to be wearing to the heifer/alien tryst.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 03, 2009, 05:12:09 PM
Grass skirt (somewhat nibbled) with ALOHA inscribed around the waistband, large sunglasses with rhinestones bedecking the frames, coconut bra over her udder, silver stiletto heels, and a beaded clutch bag containing makeup.

unlikely items also in her purse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 03, 2009, 07:51:58 PM
A bottle of pills for Mad Cow Disease and an MBTA (Metropolitan Boston Transit Authority) token for Haymarket Square.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haymarket_Square_%28Boston%29

An unlikely thing to find at Haymarket Square.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 03, 2009, 07:56:34 PM
Replicas of the Mother Ship key chains, complete with a set of magnetic keys for the door to the time warp section of the Ship.

unlikely use for the Time Warp.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 03, 2009, 10:08:07 PM
Going back to August and getting the Cleveland Browns an undefeated record.

Unlikely consequence of doing the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 03, 2009, 10:37:00 PM
Cleveland's economy would rebound and there would be jobs for everyone ...

unlikely job to find in Cleveland, home of the rock and roll hall of fame and burning rivers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 04, 2009, 01:18:18 AM
River extinguisher

An unlikely tool for this job.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 04, 2009, 09:08:31 AM
an elephant from the Cleveland Zoo.

unlikely outfit for the elephant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on December 04, 2009, 11:48:11 AM
Nomex tutu and kevlar boots

Unlikely magazine to print a photo of said elephant heroically extinguishing burning rivers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 04, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
Weight Watchers Magazine (in the Readers' Pies section)

An unlikely device for watching weight.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 04, 2009, 07:56:16 PM
the Large Hadron Collider particles

unlikely things to collide in the Large Hadron Collider
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 04, 2009, 10:32:26 PM
The egos of Roman Polanski and Steve Cooley (Los Angeles District Attorney.)

The unlikely result of such a collision.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 04, 2009, 11:29:35 PM
Legal drinking age is dropped to 12 and age of consent is even lower.

unlikely city to have a famous or infamous person named after it
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 05, 2009, 04:32:44 AM
Sidney

An unlikely person to have a city named after him.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 05, 2009, 05:22:21 PM
Vladmir Putin

An unlikely sentence from a child.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 05, 2009, 06:28:32 PM
21 years hard labor.

Oh, wait a minute--that's a likely sentence.

How about 30 days in the electric chair.

Your unlikely condition after serving the above sentence.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 05, 2009, 06:44:05 PM
A literal piece of toast.

An unlikely topping for the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 05, 2009, 07:04:47 PM
Current...er, currant jelly.

An unlikely new dessert using this ingredient.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 06, 2009, 06:58:50 AM
Spotted dick crumble topped with currant jelly & mascarpone dumplings and drizzled in goat blood & sherbet coulis.

An unlikely wine to accompany it.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 06, 2009, 10:14:28 AM
Chateau de Croquant Vin Glace Pinot Gris.

An unlikely new restaurant that would serve this.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 06, 2009, 03:00:50 PM
Jack's Steak Shack

An unlikely customer for the above establishment.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 06, 2009, 09:21:04 PM
Dumbo the Elephant

Unlikely date for Dumbo
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 06, 2009, 11:03:02 PM
Jerry the Mouse

An unlikely end to the mentioned cartoon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 07, 2009, 07:03:29 PM
Jerry tries to mount Dumbo who is unaware of Jerry's presence and sits on him, squishing him flatter than a pancake.

an unlikely topping for a stack of pancakes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 07, 2009, 08:45:40 PM
Stewed yak with a jalapeno reduction sauce.

An unlikely beverage to go with this repast.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on December 08, 2009, 12:49:19 AM
Pure squeezed rat intenstines with neon pink artificial colouring.

An unlikely fortune in the forture-cookie that comes with this meal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 08, 2009, 07:55:49 AM
The world shall be cloaked in peace as soon as your Rat Overlords come to power.

unlikely leader of the Rat Overlords.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 09, 2009, 02:48:49 AM
Garfield.

Unlikely new cat food.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 09, 2009, 06:07:30 PM
Cream of Mouse Intestine

Unlikely person to eat the food.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 09, 2009, 07:48:31 PM
Minnie Mouse's vegetarian dinner guests who would have been appalled had they known the contents of the souffle.

unlikely reason Minnie was throwing a party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 09, 2009, 08:25:50 PM
To bench test a recipe that would reduce the Paris rat population by 75 percent.

Paris' unlikely reward for this service.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 10, 2009, 01:53:35 PM
A glazed doughnut

An unlikely place that would sell doughnuts.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 11, 2009, 10:26:05 PM
A Police Station.

The unlikely crime for which the latest arrest was made.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 12, 2009, 06:58:14 AM
Burglary (it is now far more likely to be arrested for taking a photo of parliament whilst wearing a funny hat).

An unlikely name for the head of the fraud squad.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2009, 07:52:16 AM
Queen Elizabeth XIV of the Planet Ghijklfraud   (I have no idea why anyone would name their son Queen, but other planets are so unpredictable.)

Unlikely second in command in the squad.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 12, 2009, 12:15:42 PM
Freddie Mercury of the planet...um, Mercury.

Unlikely subject of their current investigation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 12, 2009, 01:18:47 PM
The curious disappearance of Dylan (Prince of Darkness) di Vilde.

An unlikely clue.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 12, 2009, 02:58:55 PM
A drug smuggler from the planet Vixetron, witness statement.

An unlikely reason he would be on earth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 12, 2009, 05:10:15 PM
To warn all earthlings of the dangers of excessive use of alcohol


most unlikely thing the ceo of Bells Whiskey would say
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 12, 2009, 06:36:50 PM
Alcohol should never be consumed...ever.

An unlikely beverage with the forementioned.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 12, 2009, 09:49:55 PM
Yoo-Hoo (chocolate drink) mixed with alcohol to form a Yippee Ki-ay, the favorite of Texas toddlers.

Unlikely response to a band of roving drunken toddlers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
Excuse me, I've had a bit much in the Yippee Ki-ay department and I must really find a lavatory before I have an unfortunate accident with moisture.

unlikely type of accident for a toddler to have.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 13, 2009, 12:15:22 PM
A 10 car pile-up on I-95

An unlikely passenger in one of the other cars.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 13, 2009, 02:55:19 PM
A crash test dummy carrying out its duties

an unlikely hero at said crash scene
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 13, 2009, 04:51:06 PM
Boner Man (sorta like Bat Man but hornier). He races around in the Bonemobile with his useless sidekick Flaccid while back at the Bone Cave his trusted assistant (dressed as a French maid) polishes the Bone Phone  :o

An unlikely enemy for Boner Man & Flaccid.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Aiswari Cara on December 13, 2009, 06:38:26 PM
The dreaded Gonaherpasiphilaids

An unlikely weapon carried by the villain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2009, 06:47:10 PM
Via.gra Man who hides all the little blue pills ....

unlikely other thing Via.gra Man is hiding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 13, 2009, 08:01:18 PM
Male Pattern Baldness

An unlikely theme song for the Bonerman TV show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2009, 08:22:09 PM
Cock o' the north.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi8ArATz40c

Unilkely response from a prude upon hearing this tune.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 13, 2009, 08:27:25 PM
I don't have time to complain about this because I'm complaining about the Janet Jackson/Superbowl - esque moment on Hymn of the Day.

Any unlikely consequence of said moment.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2009, 08:32:26 PM
Hymn of the day is banned for being lewd and obscene, and militant Christians march on Downing Street to demand the head of Gordon Brown on a platter.

Unlikely response from Gordon to his impending decapitation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 13, 2009, 08:34:40 PM
I thought it was the best Hymn of the day ever.

An unlikely last meal for Gordon Brown.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Xerika on December 13, 2009, 08:38:59 PM
Brussels sprouts.

An unlikely epitaph on Gordon Brown's headstone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 13, 2009, 08:43:27 PM
Any of his own speeches.

An unlikely grave for his to be next to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on December 13, 2009, 08:49:19 PM
Sir Francis Drake

(Slung atween the roundshot, in Nombre Dios Bay...)

Unlikely reaction from Nick Griffin on hearing of the demise and watery descent of Gordon's stiff.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 13, 2009, 08:51:28 PM
Thank god that racist bastard's dead.

An unlikely drink for a racist bastard to serve at a cocktail party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 15, 2009, 07:24:21 PM
A Black Russian.

An unlikely bartender for said cocktail party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
Michael Jackson channeling Tsar Nicholas ...

unlikely channel for Tsar Nicholas to watch
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 17, 2009, 10:04:32 AM
Number Five. "It smells nice but not much happens.

An unlikely name for a new Russian perfume.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 17, 2009, 03:55:57 PM
Catherine the Great's Horse in the Rain.

unlikely description of the above named perfume.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 17, 2009, 10:28:22 PM
A heady scent, irresistible to every stud in the paddock.

Unlikely result of perfume's overuse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2009, 08:59:13 AM
A sore bottom.

An unlikely balm for such a condition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 18, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
A pint of McSorley's Ale and two shots of Wild Turkey.

The unlikely result from over-application of said remedy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 18, 2009, 03:01:48 PM
 A completely healed bottom along with clear skin, fresh breath, and a sparkle to the eye.

unlikely way to go about getting "minty fresh breath"
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 18, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
Smoking the individually wrapped hospitality peppermint balls in a crack pipe.

The unlikely result of becoming addicted.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 19, 2009, 02:28:19 PM
Extremely puckered face from trying to suck peppermint balls thru a crack pipe.

unlikely present for Kwanzaa
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 20, 2009, 12:48:34 AM
Two goats and a partridge.

An unlikely recipe made from the above ingredients.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 20, 2009, 05:25:25 AM
Vegetarian goat and partridge san jacque

An unlikely thing for me to do next.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 20, 2009, 07:58:37 AM
Clean up the house after all the birds from The Twelve Days of Christmas have been flying around inside for the last two weeks.

unlikely gift for the 13th day of Christmas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 20, 2009, 10:43:34 AM
An arrest by Customs officials who accuse you of trafficking in exotic plants and animals.

Your unlikely response to these charges.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on December 20, 2009, 10:51:30 AM
"The Devil made me do it!"

Unlikely response from the Devil to this slur upon his character.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 20, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
"Moi? The epitome of good order and reserve? You'll hear from my lawyers."

The unlikely result of a libel suit by the devil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 22, 2009, 05:56:34 PM
Faust, a blind guitar player, and a bloke called Cliff try to get a class action going.

An unlikely hobby for Darcey Bussell.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 22, 2009, 06:01:23 PM
Pigeon roulette.

An unlikely rule of pigeon roulette.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 22, 2009, 06:22:12 PM
You must always hand load the pigeons.

unlikely item to load the pigeons with.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 22, 2009, 06:23:30 PM
gunpowder, different rules, that's russian pigeon roulette.

an unlikely pair to be playing russian pigeon roulette.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 22, 2009, 07:55:24 PM
Monty Python and Mr. Hormel, creator of SPAM.

Unlikely result of the game.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jimdickens on December 23, 2009, 11:25:37 AM
A tie in baseball


Unlikely reason for getting married
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 23, 2009, 02:46:49 PM
The girl you are seeing turns out to be your best mate (male) from school and your mother loved him so

an unlikely thing your mom would say at the wedding
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 23, 2009, 03:18:55 PM
Mam mennica złożone w moim dna. Proszę pomoże mi.

An unlikely person to step forward and translate the request.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on December 23, 2009, 03:32:53 PM
George Bush

Unlikely result of Georgie  Boy translating it for you.

(Looks rather like Polish to me, but the on-line translator comes up with 'I have mint lodged in my dna. Please help me.'  Sounds unlikely, but seeing as Mark set it up all things are possible.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 23, 2009, 04:21:53 PM
We invade France.

An unlikely use for all the snails we plunder.

You are correct about the mint.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 23, 2009, 04:27:40 PM
Acts of parliament are stuck to the backs of the snails in the hope that it would speed up decision making in our government

the unlikely first edict to be decided via snail mail
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 23, 2009, 04:30:11 PM
Free cabbage for all school children under the age of sixty-nine.

The unlikely response by the French residence.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 23, 2009, 04:40:57 PM
A new perfume is introduced to combat the smell of anal cabbage fumes drifting across the channel

an unlikely natural resource using cabbage as its base
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 23, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
Bok Choy by Pierre Cardin

An unlikely name for a new species of whale.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on December 23, 2009, 07:48:29 PM
Sushi-Sushi, so the Japanese don't have to dress up the wholesale slaughter for profit as scientific research.

Unlikely reaction from PETA upon hearing about the name of the new species of whale.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 23, 2009, 08:15:00 PM
PETA buys several surplus Russian submarines, has them fitted with French Exocet missiles and begins stalking the the Japanese whaling fleet.

Unlikely response by the Japanese.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 23, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
Creating kamikazi submarines, knowing full well the term means sacred wind

unlikely use of wind in a submarine
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rokerman on December 24, 2009, 12:10:16 AM
submarines represent a real nuclear threat

unlikely outcome of nuclear power 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jazmin on December 24, 2009, 12:46:51 AM
The human race begins to move backwards through evolution

Unlikely benefit of us all becoming apes
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 24, 2009, 12:07:18 PM
Talking bananas become the dominant life form.

Unlikely conversation between an ape and a talking banana.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 24, 2009, 12:11:43 PM
http://www.mywriterscircle.com/index.php?topic=15034.0

An unlikely result of reading said conversation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 24, 2009, 03:34:12 PM
The mental health act is revisited and revised

unlikely outcome of the revision


Merry Christmas everybody
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 26, 2009, 12:29:36 AM
Political aspirations are treated as a mental disorder and bi-polar falls within the range of normalcy.

The unlikely consequence of having so many politicians declared nuts.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 26, 2009, 03:06:56 PM
Masturbation is made an Olympic sport.

An unlikely country to win the first gold medal in the purpose build masturbatorium in London in 2012.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 26, 2009, 03:56:36 PM
China....... after declaring that their new capital is Wan King


unlikely environmental benefit of all the practice for 2012 olympics
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 26, 2009, 07:20:03 PM
Hand cream dispensers remain unused for the duration of the Olympics.

Unlikely Olympic host city.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 27, 2009, 06:21:33 AM
Atlantis.

Unlikely person to marry a mermaid.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2009, 09:05:40 AM
Well, me. I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that .... (Is that an Americanism?)

Unlikely bridesmaid at the wedding of someone who wants to marry a mermaid.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 27, 2009, 10:10:56 AM
Marina............from Stingray...she is only a puppet


most unlikely hand working said puppet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 27, 2009, 08:31:32 PM
Dick Cheney, while the other hand continues to manipulate George Bush.

Unlikely consequence of Atlantis joining the UN.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 27, 2009, 09:40:41 PM
World order, world peace, and free energy for all - but that remains regardless of what country joins.

Unlikely reason for Atlantis being turned away from the UN.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 27, 2009, 10:22:12 PM
World peace might ensue and all the political hacks at the UN would be out of a job.

Unlikely consequence of world peace.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 28, 2009, 06:29:26 AM
Increased happiness (very very unlikely).

An unlikely thing that would increase happiness.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 28, 2009, 07:31:04 AM
Cessation of sexual interaction

unlikely result of lack of sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 28, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
human race grows faster as science takes over where biology left off

unlikely scientist of the day
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 29, 2009, 12:30:46 AM
Christina Aguilera, who was single-handedly responsible for 96.3% of American males losing interest in the opposite sex.

Unlikely consequence of test tube-generated population growth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 29, 2009, 04:33:41 PM
T.V advertising becomes so boring that the human race is forced to take up alternative activities

unlikely activity of bored humans
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Kinatelle on December 29, 2009, 05:25:44 PM
Number of applicants for the U.S. olympic bobsled team skyrockets.

Unlikely space discovery
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 29, 2009, 05:44:04 PM
That Uranus smells like a Frenchman's crab stick (a device for capturing pubic lice).

An unlikely use for pubic lice.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 29, 2009, 11:23:24 PM
Building a starter colony in Ayatollah Khamenei's beard.

Unlikely consequence of having your beard overrun with pubic lice.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 30, 2009, 06:33:28 AM
You spend the rest of your life believing the world smells like an old tuna can.

An unlikely new religion based around the omnipotence of woodpeckers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 30, 2009, 07:31:01 AM
Life's a Beech (possibly a Maple)

unlikely place for the Cathedral of Life's a Beech.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 30, 2009, 07:34:54 AM
Inside the raincoat pocket of a woman suffering from ornithophobia.

An unlikely thing to find in the other pocket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on December 30, 2009, 03:07:39 PM
A down filled scarf

an unlikely place to feel down
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 31, 2009, 12:28:24 AM
Under the ruffled feathers of an irate spouse.

Unlikely consequence of ruffling your spouse's feathers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 31, 2009, 06:23:39 AM
No consequences whatsoever. Just happily ever after either together or separate whatever YOUR preference is without any recriminations or loss in financial status.

Unlikely thing to buy right after winning a several million dollar (pound, euro, your currency) lottery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 31, 2009, 07:46:39 AM
A copy of Bristle Side Down (http://www.scribblers-ring.co.uk/)

An unlikely thing to do with said book of poetry.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 31, 2009, 11:26:52 AM
Write a stage play, based on the book and produce it on Broadway.

Unlikely star of Bristle Side Down: The Play.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 31, 2009, 11:36:12 AM
Basil Brush

An unlikely MWC person to have his/her life story made into a musical (please include title).

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 01, 2010, 01:35:54 PM
Spell Chick       sing a song of dictionary (a pocket full of vowels)

Unlikely title of opening song
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Dough a dear, a fee mail dear.

Unlikely finale to the musical.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 01, 2010, 01:52:16 PM
A character called Hugh accidentally types your instead of you're whilst sending a text message to a transvestite called Simon and on realising his dreadful mistake his head melts.

An unlikely spin-off musical.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Hugh on January 01, 2010, 02:37:07 PM
A character called Mark gets so entranced by hearing Susan Boyle sing that he forgets to put a swear word in the poem he’s writing. 

Unlikely motion in poetry
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 01, 2010, 06:35:52 PM
Who the fuck's Susan Boyle?

Andrew Locomotion.

An unlikely place to store a pineapple.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 01, 2010, 07:07:29 PM
This is Susan Boyle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

With the crown jewels in the Tower of London.

Unlikely place to store the crown jewels.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 01, 2010, 10:56:03 PM
The Royal Bank of Scotland, since they are so well managed.

Unlikely thing RBS might do with the Crown Jewels.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on January 02, 2010, 01:50:56 AM
Throw them in a public toilet bowl.


An unlikely noise for a rooster's morning call.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 02, 2010, 02:36:02 AM
Reveille in C major.

Unlikely consequence for said rooster after playing Reveille.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 02, 2010, 05:20:37 AM
He get's signed up by the BBC Big Band and given the position of lead flugelhorn.

An unlikely comment from Jiggs Whigham.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2010, 08:41:15 AM
"I wish my cock was playing that well."

unlikely response from the rooster.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 02, 2010, 08:42:32 AM
"Should have got him a scholarship."

An unlikely scholarship for a cock.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 02, 2010, 10:24:03 AM
One that with a little application will lead to a the proud member becoming a Bachelor of Tumescence (B.Tum).

An unlikely post graduate thesis in this discipline.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 02, 2010, 08:27:29 PM
The role of flaccidity in a K-Y world.

Unlikely thesis supervisor for the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 02, 2010, 08:33:15 PM
John C Holmes

unlikely movie for a resurrected Mr. Holmes to appear in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 02, 2010, 08:34:52 PM
Sherlock Holmes: The Musical

An unlikely person to play Watson.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 02, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Eminem.

Unlikely rap hit from the musical.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 03, 2010, 06:36:12 AM
I spanked my Ho with violin called shame.

An unlikely secret that Sherlock has yet to discover about Mycroft.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 03, 2010, 07:18:32 PM
He sometimes pretends to be Sherlock down the pub, it gets him laid.

An unlikely result of this deception.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 03, 2010, 08:22:15 PM
Sherlock gets arrested for failure to pay child support.

Sherlock's unlikely argument in his own defense.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 04, 2010, 02:19:37 PM
Sherlock claims to be a girl and rips open his/her shirt to prove it

unlikely response from policeman as a shirt button hits him in the eye
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 04, 2010, 11:36:40 PM
"It's a Terrorist Attack, fire at will Sherlock."

An unlikely result of firing at Sherlock.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 04, 2010, 11:48:07 PM
Holmes' body armor sends ricochets flying, allowing him and Watson to escape while everyone ducks for cover.

An unlikely place for Holmes and Watson to hide out.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 05, 2010, 12:01:58 AM
22 1B Baker Street.

An unlikely alias for him to hide under.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 05, 2010, 12:21:34 AM
Mrs. Hudson, the housekeeper.

Unlikely reason for Sherlock's alias to become known.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 05, 2010, 12:23:51 AM
It was all part of the masterful double bluff he was running on Moriarty.

An unlikely reason to be double bluffing Moriarty.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2010, 08:16:21 AM
He secretly had a crush on the man and just wanted to snuggle with Moriarty for the rest of eternity. Bliss.

unlikely reaction from Moriarty to Sherlock's romantic advances.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 06, 2010, 08:05:18 AM
Happy until he realises "double bluff" wasn't a euphemism.

An unlikely event that transpires mid-snuggle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 07, 2010, 01:05:30 AM
"Oh, tomorrow I'll bring my violin."

An unlikely thing to do with a violin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 07, 2010, 02:30:51 PM
running from the local police, Sherlock and Moriarty jump a passing canoe using a violin as a paddle

unlikely destination for two men in a canoe with a violin
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 07, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
Royal Festival Hall to play a violin concerto.

Unlikely place to have dinner after the concert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 08, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Chuck E. Cheese

unlikely thing to order at a pizza parlor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 08, 2010, 11:03:18 AM
Sushi

unlikely thing to do with fresh dead fish
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 08, 2010, 05:30:16 PM
use as aftershave lotion

unlikely thing to place in a freezer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 08, 2010, 10:45:20 PM
Glowing charcoals.

Unlikely use for frozen glowing charcoals.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 09, 2010, 02:45:28 AM
You use them as baubles on the Christmas Tree.

Another unlikely tree decoration.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 09, 2010, 05:24:02 AM
A fairy dressed as a slut.

An unlikely shop to sell fairies dressed as sluts.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 09, 2010, 05:29:40 AM
Got mine second hand from The Salvation Army.

An unlikely activity for The Salvation Army to engage in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 09, 2010, 07:48:00 AM
Saving fallen women and selling them on for a profit

an unlikely use for the profit raised
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2010, 09:06:23 AM
Instituting an international prostitution ring.

Unlikely person to be selected as leader of the ring.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 09, 2010, 09:12:01 AM
The Pope

unlikely regular customer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2010, 09:13:32 AM
The Pope

unlikely person to attack the pope
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 09, 2010, 09:15:53 AM
The Chief of the Swiss Guard

Unlikely outcome of the attack
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 09, 2010, 11:40:21 AM
The Swiss Guard bloke lies dying in the corner of the room -- a bloody hole torn in his tights -- as the pope leaves the room holding a pair of bleeding knackers and singing We Will Rock You.

An unlikely replacement for the Swiss Guard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 09, 2010, 11:49:44 AM
local Iman

unlikely outfit for the Muslim priest.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 09, 2010, 12:26:12 PM
A napalm overcoat.

A unlikely country to invade Switzerland.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 09, 2010, 12:39:13 PM
Hawaii

An unlikely thing to say when face to face with a polar bear
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 09, 2010, 09:57:07 PM
"The time? Oh, yes. It's twenty to three."

Unlikely thing to say in your local corner shop.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 10, 2010, 05:26:25 AM
I'll have three corners and a round please.

An unlikely thing for the shopkeeper to say back.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 10, 2010, 08:58:13 AM
corners i can do, but theres no round about here.

unlikely reply from customer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 10, 2010, 09:04:53 AM
In that case I'll just have the corners, but hurry, this conversation is driving me round the bend.

An unlikely accompaniment to corners served at a soiree.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 10, 2010, 09:10:34 AM
the corners, being perfect for wallflowers to gather in, were accompanied by a rather dapper looking dancefloor

Unlikely event to occur on the dancefloor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 10, 2010, 12:54:34 PM
a funeral march in which the body of Walt Disney is desecrated.

and unlikey show to come up when you first switch on your tv
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 10, 2010, 01:02:37 PM
Muffin the Mule  (after the 9pm watershed)

Unlikely use for a Muffin
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 10, 2010, 01:09:55 PM
As a bell on a bike.

And unlikely use for a bell on a bike?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 10, 2010, 02:25:01 PM
as a warning of danger by a child

unlikely cry given by a child just before impact
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 10, 2010, 02:34:22 PM
Muffin!

an unlikey thing for an onlooker to say at this event
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 10, 2010, 02:37:17 PM
anyone know how to remove a childs head from muffin the mule's rear end

unlikely method of achieving the above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 10, 2010, 02:38:32 PM
Tickling Muffin the Mule's nose till it sneezes.

an unlikey side effect this would cause?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 10, 2010, 02:41:45 PM
the child would remember the correct use for his bicycle bell for the rest of its life

Another unlikely lesson that would never be forgotten
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 10, 2010, 02:43:24 PM
to never eat bicarb bread while eating chips drenched in vinegar, lest you froth at the mouth.



and unlikely movie title involving priests
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 10, 2010, 02:48:59 PM
101 ways to despatch a freshly caught salmon without using a priest

An unlikely place to catch a fresh salmon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 10, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
your own bathtub

and unlikely reason you'd be fishing for salmon in your own bathtub?

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Jazmin on January 10, 2010, 09:08:49 PM
agoraphobia, coupled with an intense obsession with omega-3

Unlikely place for an agoraphobic to throw a birthday party
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 10, 2010, 09:24:58 PM
Centerfield of Yankee Stadium.

Unlikely complication of having a birthday party in a ball park.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 11, 2010, 09:47:59 AM
Under the effects of a million helium-filled balloons, the Stadium takes flight...

Unlikely destination for the Yankee Stadium.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Nadine1 on January 11, 2010, 12:57:28 PM
Anywhere outside of America, where baseball is a foreign and exotic sport.

An unlikely side effect of introducing baseball to a foreign country?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 11, 2010, 01:39:29 PM
The leader of the country receives a concussion from a stray baseball.

An unlikely decision he might make whilst concussed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 11, 2010, 02:45:54 PM
we will take this strange and exotic sport as our own and call it..........

unlikely name for baseball in this new country
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 11, 2010, 04:03:47 PM
Rounders.

A unlikely thing to do while wearing a catcher's mit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 11, 2010, 04:10:46 PM
Needlepoint.

Something unlikely to crochet onto a pillow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 11, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
The catcher's mitt.

Unlikely ailment caused by excessive crocheting.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 12, 2010, 04:29:29 AM
Muscular dystrophy in all areas of the body but the fingers.

Unlikely doctor to help you through the Physiotherapy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 12, 2010, 03:01:35 PM
Dr Spock

unlikely cure for Dr Spock
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 12, 2010, 08:15:47 PM
Hegh'bat (Klingon ritualised suicide - MAN I love Google)

Unlikely reason to learn Klingon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 12, 2010, 09:20:54 PM
To get dates

unlikely thing to do on a date
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 13, 2010, 09:08:35 AM
Speak Klingon ;)

Unlikely person to have on the date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2010, 01:13:28 PM
Nyota Uhura

unlikely scenic background for a date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 13, 2010, 01:23:07 PM
An orchard of date trees.

An unlikely animal to find hiding in the orchard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 13, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
A date eating frog

Another unlikely meal for a date eating frog
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 13, 2010, 04:34:58 PM
Nyota Uhura

Unlikely words in her eulogy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 13, 2010, 06:08:33 PM
File 404, your signal is lost.

unlikely reason to be chosen to give a eulogy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 13, 2010, 06:52:59 PM
Someone stuck a pin in a census.

Unlikely profession to quote on your census.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 13, 2010, 07:02:56 PM
Equerry to Her Britannic Majesty and Keeper of the Cheese.

Unlikely name of person holding that position.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: McWawa on January 13, 2010, 07:18:44 PM

   Bamber Gascoigne


   An unlikely team to appear on University Challenge ?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 13, 2010, 10:56:09 PM
San Francisco 49ers.

Unlikely team name for Europe's first National Football League team.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 14, 2010, 04:55:20 AM
The team-name-still-being-decided-by-a-committee-in-Brussels 69s

An unlikely coach for the above team.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 14, 2010, 10:17:54 AM
Angela Merkel.

Unlikely replacement for Chancellor Merkel as she takes up this full time, if loosely defined post.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 14, 2010, 02:54:34 PM
The Fat Controller (he can make the trains run on time).

An unlikely excuse for God to come up with regarding the earthquake.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 14, 2010, 04:58:56 PM
"Sorry, my guts are playing me up something awful today"

unlikely reason for Gods guts to be off
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2010, 05:03:08 PM
strict vegan diet is causing a gas buildup

unlikely reason for God to be on a special diet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 14, 2010, 05:07:32 PM
the repercussions of his old diet were causing havoc with his world

unlikely good outcome of Gods current diet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2010, 05:12:28 PM
Cows prosper and take over the world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

unlikely thing to happen when the cows are in charge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 14, 2010, 06:52:10 PM
The cows consider Hindu's sacred and allow them to roam where they like, but Muslims (that believed in ritual slaughter) are hunted down and made into burgers. They also try promoting human milk, but for some reason it makes totally rubbish custard. Strangely though, they get control of the banks and put an end to boom and bust.

An unlikely cow to become king.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 14, 2010, 08:39:53 PM
Ferdinand the Bull

Unlikely cow to be Prime(Steak) Minister
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 16, 2010, 01:46:02 PM
That silly cow that works in the post office on Beacon Street.

An unlikely profession for a gerbil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 16, 2010, 02:05:09 PM
World famous artist (portrait painter)


unlikely person who would want a gerbil to paint his/her portrait
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 16, 2010, 02:19:25 PM
John Merrick

An unlikely disguise you might pick when trying to infiltrate the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 16, 2010, 02:22:34 PM
Osama Bin Laden

Unlikely reason you might get caught
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 16, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
You have a Saudi prince protruding from your bottom.

Unlikely thing to do with a dead cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 16, 2010, 03:29:47 PM
Use it as a swizzle stick in a gargantuan batch of mai tais.


Unlikely place to serve so many mai tais.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 16, 2010, 04:38:14 PM
Tie Rack (Do you have them over there?)

An unlikely way to have sex with a witch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 16, 2010, 06:02:26 PM
Underwater (damn those witches and their buoyancy)

Unlikely item to be used as coital ballast.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 17, 2010, 01:19:07 PM
The Witchfinder Generals foot

another unlikely use for a foot
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 17, 2010, 02:09:01 PM
Mould it into a sort of sphere shape and announce that you have invented football.

An unlikely use for an umbrella.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: McWawa on January 17, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
 
 A relief/cure for piles.

 An unlikely use for a pile of cauliflowers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 17, 2010, 03:52:36 PM
new ears for the local branch of WWE

unlikely place to find a branch of WWE
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 17, 2010, 10:16:49 PM
At the Swayambhunath religious complex (Monkey Temple) in Kathmandu.

An unlikely use for one of the monkeys.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on January 19, 2010, 03:44:22 PM
A wrestler on Monday Night Smackdown. 8)



An unlikely opponent for said monkey.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 19, 2010, 04:14:55 PM
Curious George

unlikely outfit for George
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: PScott on January 19, 2010, 04:37:35 PM
Lingerie


An unlikely reason that Curious George would be wearing lingerie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 19, 2010, 09:08:33 PM
He'd taken up cross-dressing.

George's favorite piece of lingerie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on January 20, 2010, 02:01:07 AM
A tight-fitting thong, yellow, with a milky-tanned vertical shape caressing the space between his legs, on which a few black markings apparently make-up a face.

Hopefully, this is an unlikely favorite piece of lingerie for George.


An unlikely animal The Man With the Yellow Hat retrieves from the jungle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 20, 2010, 08:00:36 AM
A domesticated humpback whale.


an unlikely trick for the whale to perform.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 20, 2010, 08:48:04 AM
Cardithorasic Surgery.

Unlikey anaesthesiologist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 20, 2010, 08:50:48 AM
Flipper

Unlikely patient for the surgery
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rookie on January 20, 2010, 08:52:58 AM
Tony Stark
His battery ran out AGAIN?!

Unlikey replacement for Iron Man in S.H.I.E.L.D.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: randolph on January 20, 2010, 08:55:04 AM
The Dalai Lama.

Unlikely outcome of next US Presidential election.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 20, 2010, 10:57:27 AM
the current president will be re-elected

unlikely event to see on the calendar of event for a senior citizens community
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 20, 2010, 02:41:20 PM
Julie's baby shower  (86 years old and counting)

Unlikely father of baby
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 24, 2010, 12:12:41 AM
Julie

Unlikely dish to cook for your girlfriend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 24, 2010, 02:24:05 AM
Balut - Half-hatched chicken egg. A balut is a fifteen- or sixteen-day fertilized chicken egg. Open an egg and pop a sixteen-day-old incomplete chicken fetus into your mouth, complete with partially formed feathers, feet, eyeballs, and blood vessels showing through the translucent skin of the chick.

Unlikely thing to find in an egg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 24, 2010, 02:35:31 AM
Foxy the Fox Network Fox

An unlikely new mascot for Fox now that Foxy is in an egg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 24, 2010, 03:22:57 AM
a kettle of fish

Unlikely event to be hoaxed
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 24, 2010, 11:39:42 AM
The 2010 hoaxers convention

unlikely joke to play on a hoaxer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 24, 2010, 05:35:36 PM
Hey, pull me finger. Real or hoax?

Unlikely place to bump into your mom.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 25, 2010, 04:03:21 PM
in your girlfriends bedroom

unlikely thing your mom would be up to with your girfriend 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 25, 2010, 05:37:49 PM
Gutting a deer.

Unlikely mission for the Navy S.E.A.L.S to be called out to perform.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on January 25, 2010, 06:34:32 PM
Balancing a ball on the end of their noses.

Unusual use for a ball-balancing seal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 25, 2010, 06:37:42 PM
To infiltrate enemy territory and secretly assassinate the leader of a hostile regime.

Unlike leader of a hostile regime.   
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 25, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
Ayatollah Rock n Rolla, who has taken over Cleveland and declared war on Ohio.

Ohio's unlikely response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 25, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
To force Cleveland out of the Union, making it a Canadian province. (better health care atleast, aye.)

Unlikely product Cleveland will become famous for producing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 25, 2010, 11:41:38 PM
Kentucky Fried Mayors.

http://magazine.nd.edu/news/10175-cleveland-ohio-it-s-no-joke

Unlikely result of the Cleveland Browns trying to learn French and pass defense simultaneously.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 26, 2010, 12:00:09 AM
Berets will be worn instead of helmets and multiple head injuries will actually improve their game.

Unlikely ceremony to be held, if the new Cleveland Bruns (french for browns) happen to win a game. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 26, 2010, 06:54:09 AM
The Dog Pound will erupt in chaos throwing white flags all over the field in joyous, but silent and sober, salute to their team.

Unlikely response from the refs when they see someone else with flags.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 26, 2010, 02:52:23 PM
unconditional surrender

unlikely outcome of unconditional surrender
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 26, 2010, 04:41:14 PM
The League Title is inadvertently awarded to the Cleveland Bouns, French version and they just happen to win the Super Bowl.

unlikely event to follow a Browns Super Bowl win.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 26, 2010, 05:29:21 PM
An all Male Review, featuring only the finest in amputee, midget chip n dales. (A hard to find show, worth every penny.)

Unlikely outfit for the Cleveland Bruns coach to be wearing at the after game celebrations.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 28, 2010, 10:50:54 PM
A metallic gold lame dress and 8 inch stiletto heels.

An unlikely consequence of the coach wearing such an outfit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 29, 2010, 02:38:47 PM
the flashing from the dress blinds the spectators

unlikely thing for all the blind spectators to do
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on January 29, 2010, 08:23:37 PM
Break-out into a musical rendition of 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.'

Unlikely cause of death for the spectator who play's Blondie, a.k.a, the man with no name.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on January 30, 2010, 02:44:16 PM
The remaining spectators turn on him and make him look like "the good,  the bad and the ugly"

unlikely remark by his significant other on arrival at home
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on February 07, 2010, 07:28:27 AM
Have you been to visit your dear aunt and uncle up in the hills?

unlikely occupation for the dear aunt and uncle up in the hills.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on February 07, 2010, 02:01:55 PM
World renowned practitioners of balinese finger painting

unlikely way of removing the balinese paint from their finger nails
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: janmarie on February 09, 2010, 10:49:01 PM
They soak their fingers in goat urine

Unlikely way they retrieve goat urine?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 11, 2010, 09:01:21 PM
Hook a bypass valve to the goat urinals.

Unlikely reason we're having six more weeks of winter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on February 15, 2010, 02:49:41 PM
The sun fairies are on strike and the snow fairies are feeling spry. 8)



Unlikely reason the sun fairies are on strike?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on February 24, 2010, 07:27:20 PM
They don't have dental.

An unlikely reason for a panda revolution.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on February 25, 2010, 02:14:19 AM
Cattle spots went out of style. 8)


Unlikely use for a panda revolution.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on February 25, 2010, 02:20:22 AM
A master criminal agitated the panda revolution to cause looser banking regulations and make tons of money.

An unlikely thing for the master criminal to do with all his money.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on February 25, 2010, 02:27:52 AM
Making a movie about growing grass featuring songs by Michael Jackson. 8)


Unlikely reason the movie would be a success.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on February 26, 2010, 01:46:08 AM
Because we LOVE movies made by bad people ??? (or master criminals)

(Feel this unlikely answer is an understatement since, at least here in america, doesn't seem we care about the good/bad ways of most famous people)



An unlikely cameo appearance in a documentary about growing grass.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on February 26, 2010, 07:34:42 PM
Cheech and Chong 8)



Cheech and Chong's unlikely statement about the merits of growing grass instead of "Grass".
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 26, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
It's a lovely way to decorate the two acres in front of the mansion you can now afford with the profits of exploiting the panda revolution.

Unlikely way to exploit the panda revolution.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on February 27, 2010, 10:57:27 PM
Become a fashion mogul specialising in black and white since it's back in style after going out of style for a massive three days.

An unlikely person to become a fashion mogul.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 28, 2010, 01:20:32 AM
Quentin Tarantino.

Unlikely result of Quentin getting fashion tips from Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on February 28, 2010, 01:32:01 AM
He aspires to become the new Lady Gaga!


Unlikely stage-outfit/personality for when Quentin sings his songs.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 28, 2010, 03:34:40 AM
Black Spandex tights held up with suspenders and a sequined cape.

Unlikely designer of QuentinTarantinowear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 02, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Bob the Builder.

An unlikely app for an iPhone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 02, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
The iMouse App converts your iPhone to a wireless mouse so realistically that your cat swallows it.

Unlikely consequence of an iPhone enabled cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on March 03, 2010, 04:41:29 PM
It has alarm apps that go off whenever it is hungry, allowing it dial for take out. 8)


Unlikely response from restaurant worker after realizing the order was place by a cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on March 25, 2010, 02:22:12 PM
The restaurant worker insists on delivering the chow himself hoping to get a big tip from a fat-cat.


Unlikely tip from a fat-cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on March 25, 2010, 04:16:24 PM
"Don't pee into the wind when its blowing a huricane!"

Unlikely benefit of peeing into a wind
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: arcana2503 on March 26, 2010, 03:11:46 AM
You feel you took a ton of cocaine... 8)

Unlikely thing to do after to got high with cocaine
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2010, 08:06:43 AM
Take a nap.


unlikely reason for breaking a date with a super model.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 27, 2010, 08:30:34 AM
You are worried she might steal your lunch.

Unlikely use for a dead super model.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2010, 08:35:40 AM
center tent support since she is so skinny as to be useless for anything else


unlikely thing to do in a tent.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 27, 2010, 09:44:18 AM
Practise fire eating.

Unlikely method of cleaning a hippo's teeth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2010, 09:54:47 AM
a nano-technology toothbrush measuring 3.25 microns across


an unlikely thing to find in a hippo's mouth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 27, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
The Prince of Wales and a chav, playing backgammon and sharing a bottle of Thunderbird.

An unlikely middle name for a prince.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on March 27, 2010, 10:17:38 AM
Cinderella


An unlikely thing to hear at a BINGO parlor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 27, 2010, 10:38:10 AM
Only a ridiculously expensive Yves Saint Laurent mac.

An unlikely place to find a Zippo lighter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on March 27, 2010, 01:56:09 PM
At a fireworks store. 8)


Unlikely thing for someone to do with a zippo at a fireworks store.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on April 04, 2010, 03:13:43 PM
That someone dances with his zippo alighted in front of the fireworks.


An unlikely reaction from the manager of the fireworks store.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on April 07, 2010, 08:40:57 PM
Would you like me to show you how I twirl fire staffs? 8)



Unlikely explanation to his boss after blowing up the store.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 07, 2010, 10:21:03 PM
But I only added a little extra gunpowder to the fire staffs.

Unlikely question for a man to ask a exotic dancer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 09, 2010, 10:17:19 AM
Do you cum here often?

An unlikely use for a whiteboard marker pen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 09, 2010, 12:39:14 PM
A spaceship window

unlikely things for a nun to shout
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 09, 2010, 01:47:12 PM
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You ate all the pies!
Amen.

Unlikely place to find a student.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 09, 2010, 02:10:20 PM
the library LOL


whats an unlikely place to see your parents
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 09, 2010, 02:18:30 PM
Skinned, hides tanned, made into a pair of matching wigwams.

An unlikely new name for the planet Uranus.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 09, 2010, 02:27:19 PM
you-me-and-a-tub-of-ice-cream-us

unlikely ways to survive a plane crash
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 09, 2010, 02:33:50 PM
Grab an American and use its trousers as a parachute (for the plane).

An unlikely reason to go on strike.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 09, 2010, 02:36:28 PM
because there's no more strawberry scented back scratchers

unlikely reasons to watch glee
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 09, 2010, 03:22:21 PM
You're tone deaf.

Unlikely reason to run a marathon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 09, 2010, 03:25:40 PM
you want to support a charity

unlikely item to spend lottery winnings on
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 09, 2010, 03:28:38 PM
A lifetime's supply of toilet paper.

Unlikely conversation starter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 09, 2010, 03:30:16 PM
I like cheese.. do you like cheese?   cheese is good, very, very very good

unlikely things to do on a ski slope
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 09, 2010, 05:38:28 PM
Baptise a pygmy goat.

An unlikely use for a toothbrush.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 09, 2010, 06:04:25 PM
Carving one's name in the side of a tree.

Unlikely name for a dog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 10, 2010, 07:59:33 AM
Fido The second with a dollop of cheese and a smarty

unlikely way for the world to end
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 10, 2010, 01:08:42 PM
It pops like a bubble.

Unlikely age for a novice snowboarder.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 10, 2010, 06:18:21 PM
Thursday.

An unlikely reason why all the girls are wearing sheepskin boots (the extra warm sort that keep your feet totally toastie in the winter) in the summer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 11, 2010, 11:41:20 AM
because a dalek from doctor who told them they would be exterminated if they didn't. He said they would be exterminated by having their left nipple twiddled so their head exploded


unlikely name for a ship
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 11, 2010, 11:46:11 AM
HMS Boaty Woat

An unlikely time to wear a helmet.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 11, 2010, 03:46:55 PM
If its a sailing ship: the Lead Stone. If it's a space ship: Icarus.

(Note: In Greek mythology, Icarus was the man who flew with wings made of bird feathers and wax. He fell to his death when he flew too close to the sun and the wax melted.)

Oops! Sorry! I missed the last 2 posts. Here's my answer for "an unlikely time to wear a helmet."

During brain surgery.

Unlikely name for a punk rock band.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 11, 2010, 04:26:01 PM
the sissy girls

unlikely name for a bottle of yellow coloured sports drink
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 12, 2010, 03:07:40 AM
Sugary-urine-flavoured-caffeine-doped-rip-off-juice

An unlikely logo for the above.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 12, 2010, 11:53:51 AM
a stickman who is pissing into a bottle while doing the hokey kokey in frence

unlikely way for a man to talk to a dog
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 13, 2010, 12:32:52 PM
"Now look hear Roger, I really must protest about the way you are shagging my leg. These are my best corduroys! If you want sex, you should at least take me out for a meal and later growl sweet-nothings into my ear. Oh, you've finished. I suppose you'll be wanting a cigarette now?"

An unlikely way for Roger to respond.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 13, 2010, 01:50:44 PM
to speak in a posh british accent  "Truthfully no Mark. I would be most inclined to smoke an old glass pipe while noshing on a box of crumpets."

unlikely reason to skip a meal
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 13, 2010, 03:59:49 PM
To celebrate the change to the American constitution, known as the waistband amendment, that grants every citizen the right extra fries.

An unlikely cure for Spotted Dick.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 13, 2010, 05:03:24 PM
shooting it with irradiated tennis balls filled with jelly

(spotted dick is a dessert not a disease)

unlikely thing for an umbrella to do
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 13, 2010, 05:24:24 PM
Go up a chimney down

Another unlikely thing to happen as predicted by riddlers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 13, 2010, 09:47:30 PM
Go down a chimney up.

Unlikely new career for an unemployed riddler.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 14, 2010, 12:59:55 AM
Become a political speech writer. Oh sorry, you said an unlikely thing for them to do.  ;)

An unlikely time to sing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 14, 2010, 02:57:50 AM
During soixante-neuf.

An unlikely new app for an iPhone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 14, 2010, 05:45:10 AM
non overheat   ;D

unlikely  email address for the queen of england
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 14, 2010, 09:57:15 AM
badassgranny@yahoo.com

Unlikely thing to find on a beach.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 14, 2010, 10:12:29 AM
A man with a giant comb wandering around mumbling: where shall I put the parting.

An unlikely thing to find on a beech.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 14, 2010, 01:18:59 PM
the planet mars

unlikely thing for an alien to ask a human
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 14, 2010, 02:00:13 PM
Does my thorax look big in this?

An unlikely alien recipe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 14, 2010, 02:47:39 PM
six glasses of platonium with a glass of ant blood.
Mix it together and kneed till firm
Bake at 10,000,000,000 degrees until golden green
serve cool


unlikely thing to serve with the above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 14, 2010, 05:00:47 PM
A tall glass of ice cold milk

unlikely thing to find at the bottom of the glass
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 14, 2010, 05:13:18 PM
World peace.

Unlikely thing to say to a naked man.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on April 14, 2010, 05:45:25 PM
Take off your skin.

An unlikely thing to do to a foundling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 14, 2010, 07:22:42 PM
Lose him again.

An unlikely new genre for popular fiction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 15, 2010, 02:56:55 AM
Pig Lit (sort of like Chick Lit, but with fewer diaries and more acorns).

An unlikely publisher for Pig Lit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 15, 2010, 06:19:32 AM
the big bad wolf inc

unlikely logo for the above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 15, 2010, 06:24:43 AM
A fundamentalist vegetarian spit roasting a practitioner of ritual slaughter.

A unlikely wine to server with roast practitioner of ritual slaughter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 15, 2010, 07:02:30 PM
Compassion: 100% eco-friendly, vegetarian approved wine.

Unlikely name for a philosophy textbook.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 15, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Why Kant You Understand Me?  Oxford University Press, 2007


Unlikely college course based on the above text.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 15, 2010, 08:51:48 PM
Philosophical Theory for Beginners

Unlikely name for student majoring in philosophy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 16, 2010, 03:07:28 AM
Roger Sophist

An unlikely reason for a utilitarian to murder his neighbour.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 16, 2010, 06:13:35 AM
the 6 planets have aligned while the earth is in a solar eclipse. Also, he has an allergic reaction to absolute bullshit

unlikely way for the murder to take place
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 16, 2010, 06:37:22 AM
Put a sign up on his gate saying: This Man is a Paediatrician, then wait for some Welsh yobs to bludgeon him to death with their leeks.

An unlikely defence when indicted for the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 16, 2010, 03:55:01 PM
"He was a total wanker!"  ::)

Unlikely design for a tattoo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 16, 2010, 04:26:59 PM
a tattoo artist pen creating another tattoo artist pen that's creating...

unlikely new IPHONE app
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 16, 2010, 05:30:22 PM
Bullshit detector

highly unlikely place for this iphone ap to do its detecting
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 16, 2010, 08:52:08 PM
In the local barnyard.

Unlikely new Nicholas Cage movie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 17, 2010, 12:48:52 AM
Dairy Air

Unlikely name for a cocktail.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 17, 2010, 08:48:04 AM
the cockroach


unlikely thing for the moon to made of
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 17, 2010, 09:07:00 AM
Pont-l'Évêque.

An unlikely wine to be paired with this.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 17, 2010, 02:25:33 PM
a weak white grape from american racist grapes

unlikely new way to kill your enamy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 17, 2010, 04:23:47 PM
Plant a sea urchin in his bed.

Unlikely way catch a fish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 17, 2010, 09:44:06 PM
With a magnet tied to a string, hoping to catch only the ones contaminated with base metals.

Unlikely use for the contaminated fish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 18, 2010, 08:41:56 AM
to get hold of the base metals to dump in the sea to get more fish

unlikely way to make a friend feel good about themselves
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 18, 2010, 09:21:14 AM
Steal his girlfriend, then dump her claiming she's a munter.

An unlikely way to secure a job with the diplomatic service.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 18, 2010, 03:30:01 PM
shoot an american with a banana and blame it on the SAS

unlikely way to steal a jelly baby
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 18, 2010, 06:20:04 PM
First put in a call to Camp Freddy; then send in the attack helicopters. During the kerfuffle, use prestidigitation to whip the sugary infant from the packet.

An unlikely use for a jelly baby in a brothel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 18, 2010, 08:00:55 PM
Eat it.  ;D

Unlikely use for vaginal lubricant outside a brothel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 18, 2010, 10:25:59 PM
Quieting the squeaky hinge on the bathroom cabinet.

Unlikely thing to store in the bathroom cabinet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 19, 2010, 03:30:23 AM
The tail-wheel assembly for a 1940 Piper J3 Cub and a cheese baguette.

An unlikely secret.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 19, 2010, 03:13:48 PM
I like cheese

unlikely thing to do with an ipad
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 19, 2010, 04:07:58 PM
In ink, write a message on it and the post it "snail mail" to your best friend

Unlikely message to your best friend
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 19, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
I like cheese. (thanks Sims.)

Unlikely place to take a nap.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 19, 2010, 08:18:44 PM
In the cockpit of a 1940 Piper J3 Cub at 15,000 feet.

Unlikely consequence of your nap.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on April 19, 2010, 08:32:22 PM
Waking up duct taped to a telephone pole in Nebraska with a not attached saying: "Thanks for the great party dude!"

Unlikely reaction to your consequence.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 19, 2010, 08:38:20 PM
A picture of you duct taped to a telephone pole ends up in the Omaha Gazette as the lead photo for piece entitled How Not To Make Friends.

Unlikely response of your parents when they see the picture.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on April 19, 2010, 08:43:17 PM
That night in a phone conversation:

Them: Honey, we heard you made front page news.
You: Yeah, do you know why?
Them: That's why we're calling you.
You: Well, it doesn't matter.
Them: Well we just got a call from NBC and they said that they wanted to interview us about the story because they were picking it up on national news. We're thrilled!

Unlikely headline for the NBC Story
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 19, 2010, 10:26:57 PM
Performance Art Carried to Ridiculous Lengths--3M Stock Soars.

Unlikely consequence of being the subject of a national news story.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on April 20, 2010, 09:23:11 AM
Your very own TLC Reality Show titiled:

John Doe: Public Stripper or Eccentirc Artist?

Unlikely fellow cast member(s)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 20, 2010, 02:14:07 PM
Di Rhea  -   producer

Ivana Tinkle  -  make up

Mr. Bates  -  main

Stu Pid  - supporting


unlikely name for the cameraman
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 20, 2010, 04:03:48 PM
Pen tacks, aka nick on, aka tosh sheba

biggest part filmed by said cameraman  (keep it clean people lol)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: arcana2503 on April 21, 2010, 04:20:36 AM
The elbow?

an unlikely name of the movie being made
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 21, 2010, 08:01:11 AM
The good, the bad, and the unlikely

An unlikely implement to use when gutting a politician.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 21, 2010, 02:53:06 PM
a short Czechoslovakian police officer

unlikely thing for an old person to ask
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 22, 2010, 04:32:19 PM
Why is that politician bleeding all over my................what was i saying again?

unlikely thing for an old person to ask
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 22, 2010, 05:00:23 PM
Do you know where there's a good DJ playing? I gotta lay my shit down.

Unlikely last words of Shakespeare.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 22, 2010, 09:46:23 PM
"Parting is such sweet sorrow...not."

Unlikely attendee at a Shakespeare festival.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on April 22, 2010, 11:04:53 PM
Howard Stern

Unlikely intro for a eulogy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 23, 2010, 12:04:15 AM
He could smoke a bong like no one I'd ever seen.

Unlikely excuse for smoking pot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 23, 2010, 12:38:13 PM
The evil monkey in my closet told me to

Unlikely reason for the said monkey to do this
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 23, 2010, 11:27:40 PM
The evil pot smoker in the room outside my closet told me to say it.

Unlikely wine to serve with pot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 24, 2010, 05:01:04 AM
1945 Chateau Mouton Rothschild, served as a gluhwein.

An unlikely thing to say on finding a gherkin under your pillow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 24, 2010, 07:29:49 AM
Eureka!

unlikely reason for shouting this
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 24, 2010, 07:37:51 AM
Eureka is the name of your long lost love gherkin.

An unlikely way that you and your love gherkin became estranged.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 24, 2010, 10:09:57 AM
In a supermarket aisle.

Unlikely aisle for the above to happen
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 24, 2010, 11:38:59 AM
As all aisles are equally likely when it comes to love gherkin estrangement, I will have to pass.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 24, 2010, 12:22:45 PM
You could just answer with a number
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 24, 2010, 12:29:17 PM
42

An unlikely number.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 24, 2010, 01:02:08 PM
7 trillion, 5 hundred million and 8

an unlikely reason why a man in L.A was driving at this speed
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 24, 2010, 01:06:39 PM
He was trying to escape from a charging moose.

Unlikely name for said moose.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 24, 2010, 01:10:50 PM
Superwinkle.

Superwinkle's unlikely sidekick.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 24, 2010, 01:25:55 PM
Dobbin.

An unlikely city in which Superwinkle & Dobbin can live without fear of persecution.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 24, 2010, 04:12:08 PM
Salt Lake City

unlikely job for Superwinkle & Dobbin
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 24, 2010, 04:49:16 PM
King and Queen of the Latter Day Stains.

An unlikely stain to find on the top of your hat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 24, 2010, 05:01:30 PM
A red one

unlikely reason to watch a film with Zack Efron on it
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 25, 2010, 04:51:31 PM
cos its a bloody good film!

an unlikely bloody good film
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 25, 2010, 04:56:26 PM
"Pretzel" A musical Biopic telling the story of one small man and his accidental presidency.

Unlikely actor to sing the lead.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on April 25, 2010, 05:47:11 PM
Well he's not truly an actor but Barney Frank (Just listen to one of his speeches on Youtube!)

Unlikely reason why the biopic is titled: Pretzel
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 25, 2010, 06:11:11 PM
The accidental president is an amateur contortionist.

Unlikely stagename for a contortionist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on April 25, 2010, 06:36:03 PM
Stiffy  ;D

Unlikely name for an insurance agency
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 26, 2010, 01:07:17 AM
Fa-Cue Insurance

Unlikely motto for Fa-Cue Insurance.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 26, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
we rob you blind so the courts don't have to

unlikely claim for somebody to put in
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on April 27, 2010, 04:19:42 AM
I've lost my virginity, compensate me.

Unlikely request from a bus driver
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: plasma on April 27, 2010, 05:55:54 AM
Sorry, sir
I cant take you there but if you wait, may be you can get of at the other mall.

An unlikely answer to the question "who are you and what are you doing here?"
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 27, 2010, 08:24:15 AM
I'm Bill Clinton and I'm NOT having sexual relations with this Spaniel (Mitzy, say nothing and you get an extra sausage!).

An unlikely use for a fold-away pink scooter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 27, 2010, 11:25:24 AM
It reminds me of a... erm... something

Unlikely response to this
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 27, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
What the hell is a dot dot dot erm?

An unlikely tattoo to find on your grandmother.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 27, 2010, 01:59:02 PM
A black revolver with a bullet coming out of it in a cloud of snow. On the bullet is the date 12/03/10

your unlikely reaction to seeing this
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 27, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
Attempt to wash it off with a scouring pad and a jug of concentrated sulphuric acid.

An unlikely thing to do with a tin of mushy peas.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 27, 2010, 04:53:42 PM
Pour the peas into a bowl and attempt to un-mushy them

unlikely result of the above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Tessa C on April 27, 2010, 05:15:58 PM
a bright white stainfree shirt

unlikely things to do with said shirt
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 27, 2010, 06:36:12 PM
Market it with the slogan: White T-shirt covered in pee.

Unlikely use for a sporran.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Tessa C on April 27, 2010, 06:44:33 PM
tribal headdress

unlikely use for feathers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 28, 2010, 12:46:35 PM
Writing implements.

An unlikely use for a one-legged German.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Tessa C on April 28, 2010, 01:04:08 PM
a stand-up comedian

unlikely use for a rubber chicken
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 28, 2010, 02:03:04 PM
President of the European Union sorry that's quite likely ... confidant of the chairman of the vegetarian society.

An unlikely way to skin a cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 28, 2010, 04:17:09 PM
tell it its arse looks really big in that fur, then wait for it to change

unlikely thing to use the cat pelt for
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 28, 2010, 04:55:50 PM
creating a scrumptious pizza

unlikely topping for the said pizza
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 28, 2010, 06:30:01 PM
Some fava beans and a nice chipolata.

An unlikely manifesto commitment from a political party of munters.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 28, 2010, 08:12:29 PM
In addition to improving health care, we promise all women will be entitled to free cosmetic surgery that will leave them looking just like Margaret Thatcher.

An unlikely consequence of the free surgery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 29, 2010, 02:54:18 AM
Thatch look-a-likie becomes a craze, and small children (and Frenchmen) spend their lives in terror (probably hiding under the kitchen table).

An unlikely thing to find in a Greek's wallet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 29, 2010, 03:26:33 PM
considering the greek financial climate.. money

unlikely thing to find in a french wallet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 29, 2010, 10:26:35 PM
Carla Bruni...oh, you said unlikely...um, french fries.

An unlikely side order with your french fries.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 29, 2010, 10:28:07 PM
Caviar

An unlikely fish to take caviar from.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on April 29, 2010, 11:04:37 PM
gar
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/21/ap/strange/main6418755.shtml

An unlikely superhero.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 29, 2010, 11:07:21 PM
Cheeseman.

An unlikely super-power our hero might possess.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 30, 2010, 02:10:03 AM
Knock villians unconscious by blowing intestinal gas caused by lactose intorance.

Unlikely result of a villian being knocked unconscious by intestinal gas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: robc on April 30, 2010, 04:17:21 PM
Massive crime wave led by cheesemans arch-nemesis yogurtboy

unlikely crime commited by yogurtboy and his cronies
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on April 30, 2010, 06:30:56 PM
chaging all the milk to yoghurt.


unlikely flavour for the said crimewave
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 30, 2010, 08:36:37 PM
prune and castor oil

Unlikely use for prunes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 30, 2010, 10:43:03 PM
Flavored bookmarks.

Unlikely theme song for The Cheeseman Show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 01, 2010, 04:17:59 AM
Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Kraft Dairylea Triangles!

An unlikely use for a Magic Flute.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 01, 2010, 10:49:41 AM
Beating wood nymphs to death.

An unlikely place for a wood nymph to be.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 01, 2010, 10:54:26 AM
Casualty waiting for stitches after being assaulted by a drug-crazed soprano with a magic flute.

An unlikely designer of wood nymph undergarments.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on May 01, 2010, 03:08:50 PM
Stihl
Where our power tools support yours.

An unlikely menu item at a sandwich shop.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on May 01, 2010, 03:20:45 PM
a small green monkey called Bob

Unlikely thing for Bob to be holding
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 01, 2010, 06:18:57 PM
The menu.

An unlikely person to put on the new one dollar bill.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 01, 2010, 06:37:26 PM
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (in a dinner jacket).

A unlikely person to be denounced as a frotter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on May 02, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
the man who shouts 'big issue' in 7 different languages

unlikely language for him not to speak


(the real answer to that is english)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 03, 2010, 03:41:55 AM
Welsh

An unlikely reason to vote for a scrotum-faced, one-eyed, toffee chewer who DIDN'T put an end to boom and bust.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 03, 2010, 10:25:37 AM
He chews a damn fine toffee.

Unlikely reason to vote.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 03, 2010, 01:03:40 PM
Because if you don't your leg might fall off.

An unlikely place to go kite surfing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 03, 2010, 06:04:11 PM
In the Gobi desert

An unlikely person to see in the Gobi desert
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 04, 2010, 04:26:36 PM
Brian Sewell.

An unlikely job for a goldfish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 05, 2010, 10:09:19 AM
Marine ninja assassin.

Unlikely target of goldfish assassination.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 05, 2010, 11:59:50 AM
A Baluga whale.

Unlikely way for the ninja assassin goldfish to kill the Baluga whale.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 05, 2010, 12:32:55 PM
Rodger him to death whilst humming the William Tell overture.

An unlikely tune to hum whilst having sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 05, 2010, 04:30:49 PM
"Ava Maria"

Unlikely song to hum while commiting an assissination.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 05, 2010, 04:59:57 PM
Goodbye eeee. Goodbye eeee. Wipe a tear, baby dear, from your eye eeee. Though it's hard to go I know ... SLASH!

An unlikely weapon for an assassin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 05, 2010, 06:59:48 PM
A large cucumber

another unlikely use for a cucumber
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 05, 2010, 10:51:19 PM
A flag pole

Unlikely thing to fly from a flag pole.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 05, 2010, 11:28:08 PM
Your underwear.

An unlikely message printed on your underwear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 06, 2010, 02:46:34 AM
HELP! I've been kidnapped by aliens and transmogrified into a festering gusset. With all my love, Pongo.

An unlikely person to start a campaign to free Pongo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 06, 2010, 09:59:18 AM
Francois the fish-monger.

Francois's unlikely ulterior motive.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 06, 2010, 10:34:16 AM
To get a noddy badge from his scout leader.


His Scout Leader's unlikely next challenge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 06, 2010, 01:06:53 PM
To jump off Niagara Falls.

An unlikely phrase said by a priest...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 06, 2010, 03:18:53 PM
Try not to worry about all this God cobblers, just be nice to each other.

An unlikely coloured ink to write a suicide note in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 06, 2010, 05:59:19 PM
Hot pink

An unlikely fate of a water buffalo...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 07, 2010, 12:07:31 AM
Dying of thirst.

An unlikely cause of the drought.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 07, 2010, 10:26:44 AM
Giraffes quenching their thirst after eating too much salt.


an unlikely cause of there being so much salt to begin with.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 07, 2010, 11:42:16 AM
McDonalds removed french fries from their menu.

An unlikely replacement for McDonalds french fries.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 07, 2010, 12:29:34 PM
Frog legs

An unlikely word to call your boss after you got promoted to V.P of the company...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on May 07, 2010, 04:21:04 PM
you bastard... i wanted MD

unlikely reply to the said reply
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 07, 2010, 04:25:47 PM
Go eat yourself!

Unlikely house hold pet  being walked on a leash
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 08, 2010, 05:58:30 AM
A vertically challenged Welshman in a gimp mask.

An unlikely name for said pet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 08, 2010, 10:53:32 AM
Slouchy.

Unlikely sport being considered for the 2012 Olympics.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 08, 2010, 11:58:02 AM
The Fellatio Vault.

An unlikely way to put Brownie (the toffee chewer) out of his misery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on May 08, 2010, 01:46:47 PM
death by chocolate

unlikely person to play the next doctor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 08, 2010, 02:07:09 PM
Dame Evelyn Glennie (after turning him into a bongo).

An unlikely name for a new computer programming language.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 07:22:34 AM
IMAQT 3.0


An unlikely name for a computer programmer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 10, 2010, 07:39:25 AM
Wayne Kerr

An unlikely person to get a Knighthood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 07:42:17 AM
Dolly Parton



An unlikely place to have a picnic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 10, 2010, 07:58:39 AM
On a lake.... without a boat.

Unlikely things to have at a picnic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 08:00:36 AM
Callipers and scalpel.



Unlikely instrutments to use in surgery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 10, 2010, 08:04:31 AM
Tambourine and a pink oboe.

An unlikely song to sing whilst performing a vasectomy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 10, 2010, 08:08:34 AM
Man, I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain

Unlikely name for a new ice hockey team.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 08:41:46 AM
The Dandy Lions.



An unlikely place to hold a hockey game.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on May 10, 2010, 09:09:21 AM
Cuba

An unlikely mode of transportation when crossing the desert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 09:10:49 AM
a canoe.



An unlikely place to serve a meal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 10, 2010, 09:45:57 AM
On top of your head.

Unlikely place to take a nap.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 09:48:38 AM
In a river.


An unlikely place to find a river.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 10, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
In your living room.

Unlikely name for a river that bisects your living room.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 09:56:01 AM
Hillview.


An unlikely place to find a living room.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 10, 2010, 09:57:54 AM
In the mind of a French existentialist.

An unlikely thing to find in a Cornish pasty.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 09:59:43 AM
An origami Rose.


An unlikely place to sell cornish pasties.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 10, 2010, 10:07:35 AM
Ralf's Gay Bar on Wigan peer.

An unlikely way to stop a fat lady singing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 10:09:20 AM
Drown her in a vat of custard.



An unlikely reason the fat lady sings?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 10, 2010, 10:19:29 AM
Because a tiny little Italian lives in her thong, and it makes so very happy.

An unlikely reason why Hillary Clinton would grow a goatee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 10, 2010, 10:20:49 AM
To win a bet for a shipload of tea.



An unlikely reason why a tiny Italian would live in a fat lady's thong?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 10, 2010, 10:24:28 AM
It reminded him of his ancestral home in the Corsican rain forest.

An unlikely reason why the Mafia might change its name to The Cosy Nostril.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 10, 2010, 11:04:39 AM
They want brand recognition for their cocaine.

Unlikely brand name for a new alcoholic beverage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 10, 2010, 11:07:27 AM
Cat's Piss XXXX

An unlikely sound an Australian would make as she was eaten by a shark.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 11, 2010, 02:17:38 AM
"Oh that feels good."


An unlikely reason for a shark to eat an Aussie girl.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 03:04:24 AM
It was totally fed up with the tough, sinewy, meat of middle-aged surf dudes, and fancied a bit of fluff.

An unlikely thing for an alien to say on first experiencing a pretzel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 11, 2010, 03:08:08 AM
Aloha.


An unlikely place to go surfing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 03:16:09 AM
On a net.

An unlikely mode of dress while surfing on a net.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 11, 2010, 06:19:55 AM
High heels.


An unlikely reason to surf on a net.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 06:35:40 AM
Because she became confused regarding the difference between 'a net' and 'the net'; and anyway, it was Thursday.

An unlikely thing to find in your dad's manbag.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 11, 2010, 06:37:43 AM
A pixie.


An unlikely reason your dad would be wearing a manbag?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 06:51:45 AM
He needed somewhere to keep his crayons.

An unlikely name for a new porno magazine (with a target audience of the over 70s).

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 11, 2010, 06:55:37 AM
wrinkly bits

an unlikely pose for the centre fold of wrinkly bits
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 06:59:48 AM
Bent over a coffin wearing incontinence pants and a gimp mask.

An unlikely excuse when caught reading Wrinkly Bits at work.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 11, 2010, 07:06:14 AM
Looking for inspiration

An unlikely response from your boss.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 11, 2010, 07:32:42 AM
Keep up the good work.



An unlikely reason you would read wrinkly bits at the office.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 07:35:06 AM
In the hope that you'd find yourself appearing in the Reader's Wrinkly Wives section.

An unlikely cure for wrinkly bits.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on May 11, 2010, 08:23:02 AM
Bathing in a tub of chitlins.

An unlikely gift for newlyweds.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 08:24:17 AM
The Dummies Guide to doing your own divorce.

An unlikely phobia.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 11, 2010, 10:01:36 AM
Fear of the fear of having a fear.

Unlikely name for this phobia.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 11, 2010, 10:04:35 AM
Triphobyphobia.

An unlikely place to hide if you have chronic triphobyphobia.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 12, 2010, 12:00:19 AM
In the garden shed.

Unlikely consequence of being exposed to all those organophosphorus compounds.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 02:19:08 AM
Turning bright purple.


Unlikely place to lose your left shoe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 02:48:00 AM
A mosque.

An unlikely new King of France.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 03:07:05 AM
Gordon Brown.


An unlikely reason for a 21st Century French Revolution.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 03:27:28 AM
A severe shortage of Brie (exacerbated by a plague of uncontrollable -- and sweaty -- armpit hair) sends the French population bonkers. They try to run away (typical!) but find they have a bossy German woman on one side and the sea on the other. As they stampede across Belgium (stealing buns as they go) the cry goes up: eh oh, eh oh, eh oh! Er .. what was the question again?

An unlikely use for a guillotine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 03:29:44 AM
To chop cabbage for stir fry.


An unlikely reason a frenchman would be a prime ingredient in stir fry?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 03:34:38 AM
Because it adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

An unlikely reason to give a Frenchman a shilling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 03:37:29 AM
To use it for summoning the dead.



An unlikely reason you'd want the dead summoned.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 03:41:04 AM
To make up the number for a game of naked twister.

An unlikely reason why I'm not on my way to work.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 03:43:26 AM
You just found out your mother in law-is-an alien, and she's kidnapped you to feed to her pet... creature.



An unlikely reason to NOT remember a game of naked twister.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 04:47:53 AM
At the time of the game you were being possessed by the evil spirit of your dead mother-in-law and so have no recollection of the event: bar the fact that you woke up with a sore bottom.

An unlikely game to get televised.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 05:06:05 AM
Death by Naked Twister with Zombies.


An unlikely reason to televise Death by Naked Twister with Zombies
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 12, 2010, 05:36:49 AM
Johnson's baby powder is the sponsor


An unlikely use for baby powder
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 05:38:43 AM
To deep fry potato chips so they turn out extra crispy.


An unlikely drink a priest would have before Sunday mass.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 05:40:37 AM
A pint of his own urine.

An unlikely reaction if he tried to serve actual blood at mass.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 05:44:44 AM
His congregation going into a trance and chanting 'the butterflies are singing'


An unlikely side-effect to butterflies singing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 12, 2010, 05:52:26 AM
Gale force winds

An unlikely place to shelter from galeforce winds
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 05:54:09 AM
In a tent made of netting.



An unlikely reason coffee beans would run out globally.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 12, 2010, 05:57:38 AM
People in the West refusing to exploit third world farmers

An unlikely champion of the exploited poor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 05:59:59 AM
Skippy the bush kangaroo.

An unlikely opponent to Skippy's manifesto.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 08:21:04 AM
Flipper the dolphin.



An unlikely place to hang up a jacket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 08:31:54 AM
On your shoulders.

An unlikely way solve a problem like Maria.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 08:51:17 AM
With a cup of tea and two pugs.


An unlikely reason Maria would have a pug.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 09:01:18 AM
Though her mum is Spanish, her dad was a bison (a wash had bison).

An unlikely use for Maria's plug.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 09:11:13 AM
To close a hole in the great wall of china.


An unlikely place to find a hole.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 09:20:05 AM
In a nunnery.

An unlikely think to photocopy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 09:23:50 AM
A photocopier.


An unlikely place to find a nunnery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 09:30:30 AM
Heaven.

An unlikely name for a nun.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 09:32:03 AM
Sister Upchuck.


An unlikely meal to serve at a nunnery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 09:36:10 AM
Devils on horseback (the prunes give them flatulence).

An unlikely job for an ex-prime minister.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 12, 2010, 09:39:33 AM
A government spy.


An unlikely thing to feed a government spy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 12, 2010, 09:46:51 AM
Angel Cake

Unlikely use for Angel Cake.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: arcana2503 on May 12, 2010, 09:52:36 AM
To be eaten by a government spy... ;D

An unlikely reason why the angel cake is an unlikely thing to be fed to the government spy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 10:39:59 AM
Because there are no spies and no angels: just cake man!

An unlikely, and extremely abstract, use of an iced cake.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 12, 2010, 02:46:31 PM
Flypaper.

Unlikely thing to catch with flypaper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
Chlamydia.

An unlikely reason for setting Chlamydia free.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 12, 2010, 04:21:01 PM
Your mother-in-law is coming to visit...

Unlikely name for a church hymn.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 12, 2010, 05:10:28 PM
God was only joking

Unlikely name for a church
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 12, 2010, 06:07:37 PM
"Stop, Drop, and Roll Won't Work in Hell" Congregational Baptists

Unlikely pastor name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: cally2 on May 12, 2010, 06:14:44 PM
The Reverend Insticky Grubfinger

Unlikely way to raise money for this church
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 12, 2010, 06:25:38 PM
Sell the choirboys down the docks.  :-\ Or perhaps that is quite likely.

Unlikely thing for God to to sing on judgement day.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 12, 2010, 07:22:42 PM
"Highway to Hell" by AC/DC

Unlikely centerfold model for playboy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 12, 2010, 09:22:36 PM
Dame Edna (aka Barry Humphries)

Unlikely name for a magazine that would use Dame Edna as a naughty centerfold.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 12, 2010, 09:47:54 PM
Ladies (We think) Gone Wild!

Unlikely guest on Larry King Live
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 12, 2010, 11:22:50 PM
Sponge Bob.

Unlikely consequence of worldwide sponge shortage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 13, 2010, 12:43:50 AM
Flooded coastal areas.

Unlikely benefit of a flooded city.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 13, 2010, 03:52:05 AM
The rotting corpses of city folk, fertilise the oceans and revitalise the sponge population.

Unlikely consequence of too much sponge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 13, 2010, 06:47:46 AM
Barefoot olympics along the ocean shore.


Unlikely attire of the barefoot athletes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 13, 2010, 07:37:33 AM
Nothing at all -- although tattoos are allowed.

Unlikely reason for getting a tattoo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 13, 2010, 11:05:05 PM
To remember your girlfriend's cell number.

Unlikely number for girlfriend's cell.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 14, 2010, 12:28:36 AM
(255) 636-7825
That spells (ALL) MEN-SUCK

Unlikely email address for a girlfriend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 14, 2010, 03:30:02 AM
whine-n-nag@never-swallows.com

A unlikely person to have a jacuzzi.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Dvicious on May 14, 2010, 07:50:23 PM
Mr. Freeze's live-in aroma therapist

Unlikely response to a marriage proposal
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 14, 2010, 08:41:59 PM
"Well alright, but we have to wait at least 8 months. That should give y names enoughtime to clear in Mexico..."

Unlikely name for new brand of painkillers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 15, 2010, 03:44:37 AM
Placeboprin

An unlikely marketing slogan for Placeboprin.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 15, 2010, 10:28:05 AM
"You'll never know it's not working."

Unlikely slogan on a placard during a postal workers' strike.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 15, 2010, 11:47:01 AM
Help stamp out management.

A new cocktail in honor of the Con/Dem/Lib coalition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 15, 2010, 12:07:49 PM
Unlikely name a cocktail named for the Con/Dem/Lib coalition: The Holy Trinity
Likely name: The Three Little Pigs

Unlikely name for a new political party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 15, 2010, 12:32:58 PM
The Undemocratic Snouts in the Trough Alliance (AKA The European Parliament)

An unlikely US state to demand independence.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 15, 2010, 01:04:18 PM
Kansas

Unlikely new name for the country which was once Kansas
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 15, 2010, 01:13:16 PM
The Kingdom of Dorothy

An unlikely King of Dorothy.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on May 15, 2010, 03:04:21 PM
Steve the Milkman

Unlikely first think for Steve to do as king
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 15, 2010, 03:59:39 PM
Ban all monkeys, regardless of ability to fly.

Unlikely vacation for Howard Stern
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Dvicious on May 15, 2010, 08:44:38 PM
The all feminist NRA members Black Sea cruise and Sarah Palin fund raiser (or any place that requires comedic talent)




Unlikely pitch from an agent to his A-list movie star to play the lead in a new superhero movie Tardo about a man bitten by a radioactive mentally challenged child gaining his strength.


 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 16, 2010, 04:26:33 AM
Just do it tosser! If you refuse this one you can pay for your own teeth.

An unlikely think to find on page 69 of a forum word game.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 16, 2010, 08:12:35 AM
An unlikely THING to find on page 69 of a forum word game is pr0n links.

Unlikely #1 hit title in Iraq
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 16, 2010, 10:42:18 AM
"God Bless America"

Unlikely #1 hit song title on a Taliban-controled radio station.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 16, 2010, 10:46:19 AM
A rap version of Onward Christian Soldiers.

An unlikely person to issue a fatwa.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
An Anglican Pastor.


An unlikely flower to give to a girl.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 05:42:40 AM
Stinkweed.

An unlikely flower to give to a boy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 05:49:15 AM
A crocheted flower.


An unlikely flower to crochet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 05:56:52 AM
The inter-galactic flower of death! (I just made that up so there's no need to be frightened)

An unlikely country to send a goat into space.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 06:06:05 AM
Austria.


An unlikely animal to be sent into space.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 06:23:19 AM
A genetically engineered duck-billed platy tiger.

An unlikely place to serve cappuccino.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 06:25:51 AM
At a sleep clinic.


An unlikely reason to go to sleep clinic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 08:15:16 AM
To molest sleeping beauty.

An unlikely circus attraction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 08:55:37 AM
An accountant at work.


An unlikely sauce to put with linguine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 09:03:51 AM
Tapeworm and sage butter.

An unlikely use for fresh vermicelli.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 09:22:45 AM
To chase away the ants.


An unlikely cause of an ant invasion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 17, 2010, 09:37:02 AM
Your house is too clean.

Unlikely use for canned peas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 09:40:40 AM
You can use the peas in Martini instead of green olives, but be prepared for drinkers to shout: don't pea in my drink.

An unlikely way to shake a Martini.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 09:52:48 AM
Hanging upside down from a banana tree.


An unlikely cocktail to serve at a slumber party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 10:00:53 AM
A Harvey Pillow Banger.

An unlikely thing to become addicted to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 17, 2010, 10:02:59 AM
Salt water.


An unlikely use for salt water.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2010, 10:44:36 AM
To rinse your eyes after you've been sprayed with pepper spray.

An unlikely reason to grab hold of a cobra.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 17, 2010, 01:14:44 PM
Not having enough rope to tie a raft togeather.

An unlikely reason for a man to dress up as a woman...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 17, 2010, 06:28:20 PM
His suit hadn't come back from dry cleaners.

An unlikely use for trousers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Dvicious on May 17, 2010, 06:32:54 PM
To plug up a leaking oil pipe in the Gulf of Mexico


And unlikely thing for an oil executive to say
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 17, 2010, 09:46:57 PM
In an effort to bring down gas prices, we're experimenting with a new way to get the oil to shore.

Unlikely consequence of such a statement.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 02:38:25 AM
Thousands of lobsters use their claws to applaud, while shrimps across the oceans hum the chorus to: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

An unlikely person to buy a laptop.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 06:15:23 AM
a toddler.


An unlikely reason to develop a phobia for technology.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 06:21:04 AM
Your boyfriend had a torrid affair with an Italian iPod called Appello and although she eventually dumped him and he came back to you, he now wants you to sing to him during intercourse.

An unlikely use of an iPod.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 06:28:17 AM
To promote world peace.



New answer : An unlikely place to meet an iPod.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 06:54:37 AM
At the zoo.

An unlikely thing to smoke (as in herring, not tobacco).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 06:59:37 AM
A used balloon.



An unlikely secondary use for a used balloon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 07:04:37 AM
Write on in it in bold back ink, WARNING, then stretch it over the head of a health & safety officer.

an unlikely new H&S regulation.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 07:11:23 AM
Wear hardhats in the bedroom.


An unlikely use for a hardhat in the bedroom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 07:15:49 AM
To hold pot-pourri and a scented candle.

An unlikely aroma for the scented candle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 07:24:29 AM
Methane.


An unlikely use for methane.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 07:26:53 AM
To make carbonated semen.

An unlikely place to build a shed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 07:28:26 AM
In the middle of a five star restaurant.


An unlikely reason to find a shed in a five star restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 07:34:22 AM
Because some writer with an over active imagination had written it into the narrative.

An unlikely thing for an IT professional to have for lunch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 07:37:40 AM
Leftovers from a month ago.  (Although 3 week old leftovers might still be considered acceptable.)



An unlikely job offer for an accountant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 07:40:56 AM
Basically any job that needs charisma.

An unlikely way to amuse an accountant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 08:01:39 AM
Smile.



An unlikely reason to smile at an accountant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 08:37:58 AM
She tells me that last months P & L will be available by next Christmas and asks if I know the nominal code for Sundry blah blah blah.

Unlikely reason to get excited about double entry book keeping.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 08:42:36 AM
When it doesn't balance.


An unlikely place to meet a charismatic accountant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 08:46:23 AM
As a character in a Audrey Sniffenegger's new novel: The Time-traveller's Bean-counter.

An unlikely thing to happen to a princess.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: ChrystalDream on May 18, 2010, 08:49:54 AM
She turns into an accountant.


An unlikely reason to turn a princess into an accountant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 08:59:10 AM
To see how long it would take her to add her tiara to the balance sheet and then right off two-thirds of it's value as a loss due to restructuring.

An unlikely thing to happen if you put two accountants in a lift with just one abacus.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 18, 2010, 12:46:06 PM
A chewing gum contest

The last thing you would say before exiting a buss on fire...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 12:59:09 PM
Does my bum look good in flames?

An unlikely way to cure a gambling addiction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 18, 2010, 03:49:06 PM
Give the gambler limitless credit at the craps table.

Unlikely reason why that game is called "craps".
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 03:56:38 PM
Originally it was played using cubes of sun-dried shite.

A unlikely reason why a man would wear a towel on his head.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Dvicious on May 18, 2010, 04:35:09 PM
He has hundreds of dicks for hair a la Medusa


Unlikely ancient mythological creature
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 04:42:58 PM
A penguin-o-tor (the body of a penguin and the head of a bull).

An unlikely thing to find in your shoe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 18, 2010, 05:34:21 PM
Penguin-o-tor shite

Unlikely thing to find when cleaning out your car.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 18, 2010, 06:34:44 PM
The body of one of your ex-wives, wrapped in a shall that had been crocheted by different ex-wife.

An unlikely species to find in a woman's handbag.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 18, 2010, 09:20:56 PM
A slippery dick (Halichoeres bivittatus.)   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick

Unlikely way to cook said species for dinner.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 18, 2010, 10:23:23 PM
Roasted over a fire made from burning bras.

Unlikely way for underwear to catch fire.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on May 19, 2010, 09:23:44 AM
Friction.
An unlikely location for a fertility clinic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 19, 2010, 01:50:25 PM
My mothers basement.

An unlikely occupation for a high school drop out?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 19, 2010, 03:03:21 PM
CEO of Citigroup (Hell, I think they'll take anyone at this point!)

Unlikely update about the Gulf Coast Oil Spill
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 19, 2010, 03:46:08 PM
BP say it wasn't there fault and if you're going to make such a big fuss, over a bit of spilt oil, then you can drill for it yourselves next time.

An unlikely person to become an oil tycoon.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on May 19, 2010, 04:20:24 PM
Ronald McDonald

Unlikely place for him to get his oil from
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 19, 2010, 06:04:00 PM
Refining fat obtained through liposuction (no shortage there then).

An unlikely new hair style for kim jong il.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 19, 2010, 07:20:06 PM
BP say it wasn't there fault and if you're going to make such a big fuss, over a bit of spilt oil, then you can drill for it yourselves next time.

An unlikely person to become an oil tycoon.



((A little oil spill that is ruining the economy of the Southern US.))


Unlikely style for Kim Jong Il... hmm.... A Skullet.

An unlikely new Japense robot's job
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 20, 2010, 12:49:43 AM
Resident hair stylist for Kim Jong Il.

Unlikely new summer clothing fad.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 20, 2010, 06:19:36 AM
((A little oil spill that is ruining the economy of the Southern US.))

That's why this thread is called The Unlikely Game  ::)

A kind of highly unsuitable sheepskin boot (with a daft name) manufactured on the other side of the World and shipped thousands of miles so that English girls can bake their feet whilst looking ridiculous. [Unlikely, but so true it makes you want to shout UG!]

An unlikely consequence of all the fit totty having hot feet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 20, 2010, 12:10:53 PM
Getting their feet raped.

An unlikely way a murder was accomplished.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: adl on May 20, 2010, 03:20:58 PM
Paper cuts… lots of paper cuts.

What's an unlikely way to end up naked in a Starbucks?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 20, 2010, 08:56:16 PM
Playing strip poker (badly) with the baristas.

An unlikely new offering from Starbucks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 20, 2010, 09:10:22 PM
Chocolate-Coated Pickle Latte

Unlikely brand name for pickles.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 21, 2010, 02:37:05 AM
Mac-Choco-dillalilly (BOGOF)

An unlikely reason to take a day off from work.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on May 21, 2010, 02:52:29 PM
To conquer the world.

An unlikely name for Zorro's evil twin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 21, 2010, 08:42:07 PM
Zippo

Unlikely character trait for Zippo to have.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on May 21, 2010, 08:50:40 PM
A love of hats so fanciful that he can't stand up while wearing one.

An unlikely designer to design these hats.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 21, 2010, 10:07:29 PM
Dolce & Gabbana

Unlikely catch phrase for Zippo
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on May 21, 2010, 10:19:19 PM
"Zip Zippo away!"

An unlikely artist for the Zorro versus Zippo comic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 21, 2010, 11:53:29 PM
Jackson Pollock.

Zippo's unlikely weapon of choice.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 22, 2010, 12:37:08 AM
Bad breath

Unlikely way for Zorro to triumph over Zippo's bad breath.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 22, 2010, 06:14:15 AM
By having Zippo's lungs surgically removed.

An unlikely new cooking method.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 22, 2010, 09:51:14 AM
Use Zippo's bad breath to smoke: fine meats, fillets of fish and continental cheeses.

An unlikely market for breath-smoked products.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 22, 2010, 02:26:16 PM
Asians

Unlikely reason why Asians want breath-smoked meats
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on May 23, 2010, 12:28:17 PM
they want to build a nuclear missile even though they have no uranium

unlikely replacement for the missing uranium
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 23, 2010, 06:11:52 PM
breath-smoked meats

Unlikely topping for a pizza
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 23, 2010, 09:14:39 PM
roasted gopher

Unlikely thing to serve with roasted gopher.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 23, 2010, 09:20:43 PM
deep fried mole

Unlikely reason for a vasectomy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on May 23, 2010, 10:49:44 PM
to increase chances of conception 8)


Unlikely line to use on a female victim perspective date after having vasectomy for said reason.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 24, 2010, 02:07:30 AM
No worries - I'll have you knocked up before you know what hit you.

Unlikely reason for wanting to get pregnant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 24, 2010, 09:59:31 AM
You are planning to start a business selling yoghurt made from human milk.

An unlikely fruity flavour for the first batch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 24, 2010, 10:02:02 AM
Mastectomy Melon

Unlikely advertising slogan for a yogurt made from human milk.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 24, 2010, 11:17:07 AM
Missing Mummy? Get it by the tub!

An unlikely way to stop people asking inane questions.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sc3n3_so_sw33t on May 25, 2010, 12:53:38 PM
Getting your mouth sewn shut.

An unlikely thing to eat while stranded on an island in the sky.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 25, 2010, 01:07:19 PM
Umbilical flambé St Jacques.

An unlikely place to hide your spare house keys.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 25, 2010, 03:39:43 PM
Inside the hornets nest under your step.

The most unlikely thing said hornets would do to (or with) your spare key.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 25, 2010, 04:24:32 PM
Use them to sneak into your house while you are out and steal your yo-yo.

An unlikely person to have a yo-yo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 25, 2010, 10:17:07 PM
Yo-Yo Ma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GczSTQ2nv94&feature=related

Unlikely use for a cello.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 26, 2010, 02:54:47 AM
Wear it as a disguise.

An unlikely musical instrument to fall in love with whilst dressed in a cello.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 26, 2010, 06:30:39 PM
a celeste

an unlikely name for a celloist
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 26, 2010, 10:52:35 PM
Yo-Yo Ma...but there you go.  :D

An unlikely name for Dirty Harry's replacement.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 27, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
Spotless Stanley: "Do you feel grubby punk?"

An unlikely weapon for Stanley.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 27, 2010, 08:32:07 AM
a massive brillo pad and bottle of dawn.

Unlikely enemy for Spotless Stanley
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 27, 2010, 10:17:21 AM
Charley the Chimney Sweep

Unlikely evil plan for Charley the Chimney Sweep to hatch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 28, 2010, 02:51:05 PM
To proclaim himself the messiah and then, with an army of credulous acolytes, spread the gospel of St Sooty proclaiming that God sacrificed his flues so that we may drink of the blood of St Sweep.

An unlikely ingredient for Pâté.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 28, 2010, 08:49:58 PM
grass

Unlikely name for this version of pate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 29, 2010, 04:05:16 AM
Pâté der foul grass.

An unlikely way to stop Jamie Oliver dribbling on you.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 29, 2010, 04:53:06 PM
Put his head in an oven cooking bag and seal it with duct tape.

An unlikely recipe for Jamie to conjure up while suffering from oxygen deprivation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 29, 2010, 05:56:58 PM
Mockney soup with diphthong croutons.

An unlikely job for a failed comedian that can't even get voice-over work.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on May 29, 2010, 07:04:41 PM
Morgue Operator

Unlikely name of his morgue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 29, 2010, 11:04:05 PM
The You-stab-'em-we-slab-'em Memorial Home.

Unlikely new subject to be added to the school curriculum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 30, 2010, 12:08:53 AM
Exam Cheating

Unlikely person to teach exam cheating.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 30, 2010, 03:15:55 AM
A fat bloke with an allergy to children.

An unlikely way for a very pimply young man to find a GF.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 31, 2010, 04:52:24 PM
Blindfolded, using the Braille method.

Unlikely response of a young lady subjected to the Braille method of introduction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 31, 2010, 05:02:19 PM
My nipples most certainly do NOT spell out: get it here!

An unlikely thing to find in a humidor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 31, 2010, 05:56:58 PM
A very tiny person that shouts, "shut the door! You're letting all the steam out of my sauna!" everytime you open the humidor.

Unlikely hobby for a very tiny person.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 31, 2010, 06:04:30 PM
Nose skiing.

An unlikely resort for the above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on May 31, 2010, 08:11:39 PM
Booger's slippery slopes 8)

Unlikely name for Booger's lodge?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 31, 2010, 08:31:13 PM
The Nosedive Chalet

Unlikely name for a daredevil skier.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on May 31, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
Pokey Joe 8)

Unlikely reason for daredevil skier to have said name.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 31, 2010, 11:25:15 PM
Because of his "daredevil" behavior in the bedroom.

Unlikely thing for one of Pokey Joe's lovers to shout out during sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 01, 2010, 03:01:21 AM
"Do you want wafers with that?!"

Joe's unlikely mumbled response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 01, 2010, 09:17:39 PM
"Jeez, I hope Tourette's ain't contagious."

Unlikely consequence of contracting Tourette Syndrome.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on June 01, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
You become an inspiration to a class of inner city high school kids.

An unlikely consequence of eating your wristwatch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Khad on June 02, 2010, 04:41:09 AM
Time travel in the toilet

An unlikely way of making cheese
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 02, 2010, 05:41:03 PM
With a Smeg Scraper.

An unlikely way to escape prosecution for theft of a penguin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 02, 2010, 07:35:00 PM
Stick the penguin between two slices of bread and swear it's a boxed lunch.

Unlikely sentence for penguin-napping.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on June 02, 2010, 10:13:24 PM
50 days community service washing the lions.

An unlikely result of washing a lion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 03, 2010, 05:16:11 AM
A complaint from the lion to the head-keeper that: the pedicure was bloody hopeless!

An unlikely new job for a zoo keeper who's been sacked for poor lion nail care.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on June 03, 2010, 05:53:34 AM
human shield for a midget sized kim jong ill
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 03, 2010, 06:06:19 AM
[POKE] forgotten something?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 04, 2010, 12:21:02 AM
S2U is slow on the uptake today, so we'll recycle Mark's last:

An unlikely new job for a zoo keeper who's been sacked for poor lion nail care.


Dental hygienist for the hippopotami.

Unlikely consequence of improved hippo hygiene.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 04, 2010, 03:18:03 AM
A labour MP raises a question in The House, to ask why it is that doctors take the Hippocratic oath, when they never in fact treat any hippos. The tory back benchers snigger. The PM stands and explains to the member for Thickie-on-Sea, that in the olden days, hippos were used as ambulances.

An unlikely way to dispose of a spotty handkerchief.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 05, 2010, 04:49:04 AM
Feed it to a hungry Belgian.

An unlikely game to play solo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 05, 2010, 10:41:47 AM
Tag

An unlikely reason for playing tag solo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 05, 2010, 02:10:28 PM
You have a pathological aversion to anyone else being it.

Unlikely consequence of playing tag by yourself.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 05, 2010, 06:11:38 PM
An aching wrist.

An unlikely use for a box of tissues.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 07, 2010, 07:30:21 PM
Wallpapering your room to cover the institutional green paint.

Unlikely reason you've been institutionalized.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on June 07, 2010, 07:50:27 PM
Obession of tissue boxes

Unlikely therapy method for cure.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 07, 2010, 08:07:00 PM
You get shrink-wrapped to a pallet of tissue boxes and shipped to Belgium.

An unlikely thing to happen in Belgium.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 08, 2010, 02:41:39 AM
Anything interesting.

Unlikely new home for the European parliament.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 08, 2010, 09:11:16 PM
Iceland

Unlikely new winter sport originating in Iceland.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 08, 2010, 09:34:43 PM
Volcano crater bungee jumping.

Unlikely first world champion of this new sport.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 09, 2010, 04:01:07 AM
Lord John (hot feet) Prescott

An unlikely middle name for Magnus Magnusson.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 09, 2010, 09:14:06 AM
Yun

Unlikely new foodie craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 09, 2010, 03:39:29 PM
Abstinence

An unlikely name for a fashion designer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 09, 2010, 04:52:58 PM
Duane Dibley (of Red Dwarf fame)

Unlikely name for Duane Dibley's most successful look.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 09, 2010, 06:57:29 PM
The Imagine Line which consists of nudity and a henna tattoo of a fig leaf.

Unlikely new fashion in lingerie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 10, 2010, 12:21:20 AM
The "Pusstie" - a pastie for a woman's genitals. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pasties (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pasties)

Most unlikely celebrity to popularize the Pusstie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 10, 2010, 08:34:40 AM
Stephen Hawking.

An unlikely cure for male pattern baldness.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 13, 2010, 06:57:32 AM
Leg irons in assorted sizes.

An unlikely name for a new toothpaste.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 14, 2010, 07:01:04 AM
Preparation T

An unlikely thing to do with a drunken Spaniard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 14, 2010, 08:13:33 PM
Dance the fandango to the Jimi Hendrix version of Mozart's Le nozze di Figaro.

An unlikely new book of the Old Testament found in a Dead Sea scroll.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: jjrrss10 on June 14, 2010, 09:26:00 PM
A Hebrew phrase roughly translated to: He was born on the 26th! Not the 25!

Unlikely top google search on Christmas Day
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 15, 2010, 02:42:18 AM
Google: What is the antidote to sprout poisoning?

An unlikely symptom of sprout poisoning.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 15, 2010, 09:24:29 PM
A greenish pallor reminiscent of Herman Munster.

An unlikely new food fetish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 16, 2010, 03:22:13 AM
Asparagus fellatio.

An unlikely human right to be supported by the fools in Brussels.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 16, 2010, 05:44:10 AM
Eating fried Brussels sprouts.

An unlikely beverage to accompany fried Brussels sprouts...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on June 16, 2010, 02:28:46 PM
Prune Juice.

An unlikely place to find a politician on his/her first day in office.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 16, 2010, 04:15:19 PM
Anywhere near the great unwashed.

An unlikely reason to give up time travel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 16, 2010, 05:44:57 PM
You don't have the time for it anymore.

Unlikely reason for travelling through time.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 16, 2010, 06:13:59 PM
To go back and watch yourself being conceived.

An unlikely reason to kiss a stranger.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 16, 2010, 06:15:44 PM
To find out if he'll turn back into a frog.

Unlikely reason to kiss a friend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 16, 2010, 06:20:15 PM
Just to see if she'll tell her husband.  :-\

An unlikely reason for keeping an egg in your pocket.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 16, 2010, 09:14:37 PM
To find out if it really is hot enough to cook an egg outside.

Unlikely reason for cooking an egg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 16, 2010, 10:10:11 PM
It's your gerbil's favorite food.

Unlikely reason to have a pet gerbil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 17, 2010, 03:55:47 AM
You've been bullied by the local yobs and the gerbil is your secret weapon. Next time the bastards have a go, they are in for a nasty surprise -- that is, as soon as you've finished filing Jeremy's teeth into razor sharp points.

An unlikely response from the emergency services on receiving a call from a bloke stating that he's been bloodied by Jeremy, his pet (drug crazed) gerbil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on June 21, 2010, 02:56:49 PM
See what happens when you get a gebil high on eggstacy! 8)


Unlikely sentence given after the trial for drugging said gerbil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 21, 2010, 03:04:36 PM
Community service time as a gerbil groomer for the circus.

Unlikely act for a trained gerbil to perform.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: sims2uni on June 22, 2010, 02:51:41 PM
the stealing of exactly 25 albanian cabbages and 16 cans of slightly warm monkey urine


unlikely reason for the above crime
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 22, 2010, 02:59:10 PM
To prepare a feast in honour of the God of Food Poisoning.

Unlikely name for the God of Food Poisoning.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on June 22, 2010, 04:31:38 PM
Health Inspector 8)

Unlikely side effect of food poisoning?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 23, 2010, 09:56:08 PM
A skin rash that makes you look like Alistair Darling and spout economic mumbo-jumbo without ever cracking a smile.

An unlikely reason to smile.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on June 24, 2010, 12:57:59 PM
Finding you been lifted by a hook connected to your underwear with a crane at the other end, then realizing you're suspended fifty feet over a pit of hungry alligators. 8)  (Whew! Not sure where that came from!)


Your unlikely reaction to the above scenario?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 25, 2010, 05:44:58 PM
Getting wood.

The unlikely result of women carrying alligator skin purses.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on June 28, 2010, 03:04:41 PM
The snakes become jealous.

Unlikely reason alligators don't carry human skin purses. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 28, 2010, 03:08:20 PM
Human skin makes better hats.

Unlikely reason for founding a wildlife preserve.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on June 28, 2010, 03:10:18 PM
An evil plot to deny the world of excess poo.

Unlikely reason said poo would be needed by the rest of the world. 8)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on June 28, 2010, 03:27:04 PM
Monkeys rule the world and are running low on ammunition.  Nothing slings better than a steaming pile of poo! ;D

An unlikely battle cry of the monkeys before they storm the gates of the wildlife preserve.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on June 28, 2010, 03:32:39 PM
In unison they sing "I can't get no satisfaction" with a british accent. 8)


Unlikely reply of the gatekeeper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time I buggered a monkey to death with a butternut squash?

An unlikely place to keep your KY Jelly.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 29, 2010, 10:22:40 PM
In the freezer so as not to injure your blind date who is cold and aloof.

Unlikely reason you find yourself with a blind date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 30, 2010, 02:40:05 AM
So there will be no screaming when you take your hood off.

An unlikely reason for getting a take-out pizza.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Khad on July 04, 2010, 03:39:05 PM
Because Charles and Camilla are dropping in


An unlikely reason for having an anal bleach
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 04, 2010, 04:44:11 PM
Because the phrase "anal bleach" conjures up such lovely mental images.

An unlikely reason for extending you stay at the spa.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Khad on July 04, 2010, 05:01:20 PM
Because your bath is broken


An unlikely reason to hug your mother in law
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 04, 2010, 05:08:06 PM
She is a suicide bomber for HAH (Hags Against Happiness) and is wearing a vest of gelignite with the trigger device in her knitting bag. By hugging her you prevent her reaching into the bag and detonating the bomb.

An unlikely supporter of HAH.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Annevh on July 04, 2010, 06:31:21 PM
Unlikely supporter of HAh   - the father-in-law - he strapped her into the vest
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 05, 2010, 05:32:35 PM
An unlikely reason to kiss a poet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 05, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
He/She defeated mimes the world over.

An unlikely catalyst for the war between mimes and poets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 05, 2010, 06:34:15 PM
A mime stole the beret of a beatnick poet after a poet stole a mime's tights and everything just escalated from there.

An unlikely alternate use for beret.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 06, 2010, 02:20:16 AM
As a casserole dish when cooking boeuf a la recherche du temps perdu bourguignon and chips.

An unlikely alternate use for a berry.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 06, 2010, 08:57:03 AM
One half of a nose plug when swimming.

Unlikely name for a newly discovered species.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 06, 2010, 09:00:53 AM
The lesser spotted wart brummie.

An unlikely thing for an explorer to do.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 06, 2010, 10:27:11 AM
Set up home in a nice little corner of suburbia with his life partner, Bruno, and their miniature poodle, Fifi.

Unlikely end for Fifi to come to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 06, 2010, 10:42:42 AM
To be appointed Canadian ambassador to the UN.

An unlikely job for a man with a bifurcated tongue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 06, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
Spokesperson for Listerine Strips.

Listerine's unlikely motto for Mr. Bifurcated Tongue to utter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 06, 2010, 11:31:34 AM
Lick it like it matters (said in a salacious voice and followed by a slow meaningful wink).

An unlikely response to such an invitation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 06, 2010, 12:22:32 PM
"Oh take me now, you bifurcated beast!"

Unlikely favourrite drink of Mr. Bifurcated Tongue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 06, 2010, 12:33:29 PM
The warm blood of a princess.

An unlikely use for a hat pin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 06, 2010, 02:40:24 PM
Charlie Daniels' bow.

An unlikely serenade for a husband by his wife. (and the tables have turned 8))
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 06, 2010, 02:58:08 PM
Madamina, il catalogo è questo.  :D

An unlikely game to play naked.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: missteek on July 06, 2010, 03:44:05 PM
Hungry Hungry Hippos "ouch! that wasn't an a plastic ball!"

An unlikely place for a first date...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 07, 2010, 02:08:35 AM
Ganymede

An unlikely way to dump someone, subsequent to a first date during which you had discovered that he/she eats only prunes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: missteek on July 07, 2010, 07:00:55 AM
by handing them a large sculpture of a dump made entirely out of prunes.

What's the most unlikely song to play at a funeral?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 07, 2010, 10:07:55 AM
Auf Weidersehn from The Sound of Music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEIzyhu5txE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEIzyhu5txE)

Unlikely song to play at a wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: scregan10 on July 10, 2010, 03:08:35 AM
Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine Arguments

By a 'Philadelphia Sound' group who I can't remember the name of 'J' something comes to mind.  Another song was 'Love Train'

An unlikely book to give a pregnant woman
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 10, 2010, 03:26:21 AM
The Agony of Childbirth by Dr Ivor Box-Widener.

An unlikely reason to get a haircut.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 10, 2010, 07:40:51 AM
Impending baldness will obviate the necessity and everyone should have a haircut experience at least once.

An unlikely new weapon of mass destruction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 10, 2010, 09:01:33 AM
Intercontinental Ballistic Gyppo. It can annihilate a city in 3 hours by poaching it's inhabitants.

An unlikely name for one of the moons of Uranus. 

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 10, 2010, 09:45:44 AM
Hemorrhoid

An unlikely scientific discovery made about a moon called Hemorrhoid.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 10, 2010, 09:51:56 AM
It has piles ... of rocks all over it.

An unlikely use of a pile of rocks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on July 13, 2010, 06:57:47 AM
to make a new range of birthday cards with catchy slogans such as "rock-et to the forties"

an unlikely person to give a rock birthday card to
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 13, 2010, 08:22:43 AM
A person with meteorophobia.

An unlikely animal to race for betting purposes. (Note: They do have mouse racing in Somerset. I'm not sure how big the jockeys are.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 13, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
snails

Unlikely name for a racing snail.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 13, 2010, 11:54:37 AM
Slick Rick Raging Rider

An unlikely event England will add to the 2012 Olympics.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 13, 2010, 12:00:05 PM
Snail Racing. We won't be adding any events that give the French an unfair advantage!

An unlikely use for the polished skull of a Japanese whaler.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 13, 2010, 08:19:45 PM
As a deck lantern on the Rainbow Warrior.*

An unlikely new fashion for the Fall.


* http://archive.greenpeace.org/marine/rw.html
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 13, 2010, 08:35:43 PM
Naturism

An unlikely court ruling in a case of vandalism.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 13, 2010, 08:43:53 PM
Death by paintball.

An unlikely new use for spray paint.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 13, 2010, 08:46:07 PM
To document a new set of school rules.

An unlikely song to be played at a wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 13, 2010, 08:54:26 PM
Shotgun - Jr. Walker & The All Stars

Unlikely bride at a shotgun wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 13, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
Julie Andrews.

An unlikely best friend for Bones...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 13, 2010, 09:08:41 PM
Woody Woodpecker

An unlikely ritual while stuck in traffic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 13, 2010, 09:10:46 PM
Flying over the Bermuda triangle in a clockwise direction whilst singing Joni Mitchell...

An unlikely thing to put in your CV.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 13, 2010, 09:37:30 PM
Deepwater Horizon Safety Engineer: Avoided catastrophe with minimal cost and labor to employer, until Spring 2010.

Unlikely reason to swear off deodorant for a year.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 13, 2010, 09:40:41 PM
Attracting too many gorgeous specimen....

Unlikely reason to become a hermit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 13, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
The exciting social life.

Unlikely reason to for socializing with a hermit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on July 14, 2010, 03:50:30 AM
The great big castle

an unlikely reason for said hermit to own a castle
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 14, 2010, 06:10:54 AM
He built it himself using the dried husks of dead wombats he found near a portal engraved with the letters: T S.

An unlikely reason for entering the portal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 14, 2010, 06:13:03 AM
A dead porpoise told him to.

An unlikely reason for a dead porpoise to speak.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 14, 2010, 08:53:49 AM
To keep Hades happy. Everyone knows about his rivalry with Poseidon. Try as he might, Poseidon should've known better than to think death stopped the porpoise from blabbing about the wild escapade he had, with Poseidon's "virgin" mermaids. The underworld is still talking about the reaming his little brother, Zeus, gave Poseidon.

Hurricanes sure cause a lot of damage when fueled by Poseidon's embarrassment. What an ego.

An unlikely way for a slaughterhouse to keep their meat from spoiling after their freezers go on the fritz.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 14, 2010, 01:46:09 PM
Pickle it in freshly squeezed mother-in-law bile.

An unlikely thing to fall from the sky.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 14, 2010, 03:07:23 PM
hippopotami

Unlikely way to transport a hippopotamus.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 14, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
Tucked under your arm.

An unlikely reason for owning a hippo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 14, 2010, 04:52:17 PM
Dogs may too much noise and cats sharpen their claws on the furniture.

An unlikely phrase to teach a parrot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 14, 2010, 05:45:31 PM
Well your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?

An unlikely reason to teach a parrot about René Descartes's influence on Monty Python.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 14, 2010, 09:19:41 PM
So he can become a host of his very own game show: "Are You Smarter Than a Dead Parrot?"

Unlikely place to recruit contestants for "Are You Smarter Than a Dead Parrot?"
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 14, 2010, 10:50:04 PM
Recovery Clinic for Severe Bird Allergies

Unlikely last words for the dead parrot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 15, 2010, 03:14:23 AM
There is no spoon. Good bye eeeeeee, good bye eeeeeeee. I'm eighty-five you know. ThatOllie is a very naughty boy. Bright light, BRIGHT LIGHT! Fellatio?

An unlikely thing to find in parrot nirvana.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Boop-Bom-Tow! on July 15, 2010, 05:38:26 AM
A fibre optic bullet.... Who needs the toilet.

An unlikely declaration from the Prime Minister of Whales.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Zen on July 15, 2010, 05:50:03 AM
We're going to nuke japan, they started it.

An unusual thing to hear from your conscience
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 15, 2010, 06:20:26 AM
Go one, steal his lunch; he's only a crippled orphan.

An unlikely use for an orphan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 15, 2010, 01:01:19 PM
In a photoshoot for 'Happy Family' cards.

An unlikely fictitious family to be playing happy family.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 15, 2010, 09:13:32 PM
The Obamas...oh, but they're not fictitious, dammit. Pity.

The Joads from Grapes of Wrath.

Unlikely reason for a grape to be angry.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 15, 2010, 09:21:11 PM
Multiple encounters with french feet. And not the kind of feet that certain kinds of people fetishize.

An unlikely fetish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 15, 2010, 09:43:41 PM
Braiding the armpit hair of French peasant girls.

An unlikely reason to be in France.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 15, 2010, 09:44:39 PM
To chop a frog in half at the louvre.

Unlikely thing to do with half a frog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 15, 2010, 09:59:05 PM
Prepare a frog bisque to enjoy with your sauteed frog's leg for one.

Unlikely disease to acquire from eating a bad frog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 15, 2010, 10:08:08 PM
Measles

An unlikely thing to do while recovering from the measles.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 15, 2010, 10:52:40 PM
Play the harp.

Unlikely substitute for coffee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on July 16, 2010, 02:56:16 AM
frog juice

an unlikely person/animal/plant to contact you telepathically and the unlikely telepathic conversation that follows
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 16, 2010, 03:04:47 AM
Prince Dumbo's favourite hemp plant.

Conversation:

Plant: Help! Please get me out of here.
Me: Why what's up? (thinking, why am I talking to a plant, oh never mind, it's probably more intelligent than most yoofs)
Plant: He keeps going on about carbuncles and he never lets me do the sudoku in The Times.
Me: You do sudoku?!
Plant: Yes. And your point is?
Me: How do you hold the pen?
Plant: Piss off you bastard. You're just like all the others. I thought you cared, but you just want me for my leaves.

An unlikely name for Prince Dumbo's hemp plant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 18, 2010, 02:50:33 PM
Mortimer.

An unlikely consequence of plant cognizance.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 10:23:50 PM
Seedit - nuff said.

An unlikely reason for Ollie to be mentioning Seedit now.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 10:37:20 PM
He just choked on the infamous WMD's.

An unlikely imaginary friend for Saddam.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 10:41:15 PM
Seedit the happy go lucky mutant sunflower seed.

Their unlikely next enthralling adventure.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 10:45:45 PM
A quest to find the fountain of youth simply so they can use their never-ending youth to find the ultimate Old Folks home.

An unlikely name for an Old Folks home.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 10:47:27 PM
Dr Kevorkian's Super Nice Rest Home (shifty eyes)

[btw the way, "Shifty Eyes" has to be in the sign]

Another unlikely addition to a sign.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 10:49:57 PM
Paradise Rest Home (heavy sarcasm)

An unlikely spelling mistake for a sign.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 10:51:26 PM
Keep Off Ass

An unlikely place to put a chocolate bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 10:53:06 PM
In an obesity clinic.

An unlikely name for a chocolate bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 10:55:00 PM
Make You Chunky

An unlikely new hobby for an ex-stamp collector.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 10:56:57 PM
Undertaker.

An unlikely place to see your old headteacher.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 10:57:43 PM
In your bath.

An unlikely good explanation for your old headteacher to be in your bath.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:01:51 PM
They happened to be a prolific member of this forum, and decided to make the unlikely game a heck of a lot more likely.

An unlikely person to be a secret member of MWC.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:04:35 PM
Barack Obama, all his speeches on the campaign trail were pieced together from conversations we had.

An unlikely result from this being totally what happened.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:06:10 PM
All barmen being taken to court for having so much skin.

An unlikely court ruling in the matter of grave robbing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:07:25 PM
It's okay, the body hadn't technically been buried yet.

An unlikely result of Bones losing one bone in his spine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:11:00 PM
Creating a revolutionary decapitation manual.

An unlikely member of the forum to go crazy, and in a fit of madness, kill off Bones.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:14:52 PM
Skip

An unlikely reason for Skip to go off the deep end and destroy Bones.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:16:40 PM
Bones invading his current literary masterpiece and killing off Skip's main character.

An unlikely headline involving Charles Dickens.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:18:20 PM
Charles Dickens comes back from the dead and writes zombie erotica.

An unlikely title for his latest release.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:20:41 PM
Dead Members Rise Again

An unlikely discovery about dinosaurs.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:24:15 PM
They did co-habit with humans, just like Creationists and The Flintstones said.

An unlikely result of me comparing Creationists with The Flintstones.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:27:41 PM
Wilma Pebble Slaghoople Flintstone stealing the copyright to all future work you publish.

An unlikely new television series to generate phenomenal success.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:34:09 PM
The Andy Dick Show.

An unlikely result of Andy Dick being successful.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:37:31 PM
The population of Hawaii deciding to convert to Dickism, after creating it.

An unlikely home for the complete works of Hardy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:45:34 PM
Oxford (you did mean the complete works of Oliver Hardy, didn't you?)

An unlikely result of Oliver Hardy taking the place of Thomas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on July 18, 2010, 11:56:46 PM
A catastrophic but hilarious episode of Laurel and Hardy involving Tess.

An unlikely event to take place upon the morrow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 18, 2010, 11:57:41 PM
yesterday.

An unlikely reseaon yesterday being tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 19, 2010, 12:44:37 AM
Because the day after tommorrow is a week last Thursday and tommorrow can't be today without the day after tommorrow being a week last Wednesday.

An unlikely reason for the sentence I just wrote making perfect sense.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on July 19, 2010, 02:21:34 AM
I'm perfectly sane

An unlikely reason for the above statement Not to be true
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 19, 2010, 02:31:57 AM
Because 'Perfectly Sane' is a brand of dry-roasted peanuts.

A unlikely reason for a girl to fancy a boy with moobs.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on July 19, 2010, 02:38:36 AM
she just loves the way they bounce around... and snuggle time is Extra exciting

an unlikely reason for this boy to have man boobs
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 19, 2010, 05:23:26 AM
He was jealous of his sister's first bra and grew some moods simply to spite her.

An unlikely way to roast coffee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 19, 2010, 11:24:57 AM
Over the funeral pyre of owner of the world's largest tea company.

Unlikely reason for the owner of the world's largest tea company to request cremation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 19, 2010, 11:47:11 AM
He's seen the error or his degenerate tea pushing ways!

An unlikely use for a marshmallow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 19, 2010, 03:04:01 PM
A safety mat for a stuntman whose jumping off a building.

Unlikely name for a professional stuntman.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 19, 2010, 03:05:51 PM
Roger D'Cat

Roger's unlikely speciality.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 19, 2010, 06:21:18 PM
He specalises in getting out of beds, a particularly dangerous stunt that is far too dangerous for an actor.

An unlikely accident to occur during the stunt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 19, 2010, 10:19:51 PM
His foot gets entangled in the sheets causing him to fall backwards into the bed. His head hits an especially firm decorator pillow and he receives a concussion.

Unlikely result of Roger's near-fatal decorator pillow injury.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on July 19, 2010, 10:49:06 PM
A big payout from the studio, the film gets canned and he never works in this town again.

An unlikely new town for him to work in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 20, 2010, 02:47:39 AM
Stunthumpington, New Jersey.

An unlikely job there.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 20, 2010, 10:46:52 PM
Mattress tester.

Unlikely injury to result from mattress testing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 20, 2010, 11:16:08 PM
tennis elbow

Unlikely reason to be fired from mattress testing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 21, 2010, 03:21:19 AM
Chronic wet dreams compounded by occasional pilfering.

An unlikely new (and less appropriate) job based on those attributes.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: alienauthor on July 21, 2010, 02:25:45 PM
Master Bator? 8)


Unlikely reaction from the wife at that newly earned title.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 21, 2010, 09:16:39 PM
"Do you think you have enough practice at that to do it professionally?"

Unlikely response of her husband.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Calum on July 21, 2010, 10:38:02 PM
"Ask your sister."

Most unlikely announcement from a church minister on a Sunday morning.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on July 22, 2010, 12:38:25 AM
"Our 'Strip Away Your Sins' exotic dance club for charity will be opening next Friday. Everyone is welcome to attend and we'll be having a amateur strip competitions on every Sunday evening."

Unlikely result of church ladies participating in an amateur strip competition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Calum on July 22, 2010, 01:10:01 AM
"Bessie, Can you help me with the hook?"
"No problem Jeannie."
"Pity there's only two of us, though."

Unlikely report by the minister the next Sunday on how the first "Strip Away Your Sins Club" went.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 24, 2010, 10:22:27 AM
"Last week's strip show was a roaring success but Bessie and Jeannie could use a little help. So, ladies, auditions in the rectory immediately after services. "

Unlikely new social network.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Calum on July 25, 2010, 08:35:45 PM
Society for the Blind - Pistol Shooting Club

Unlikely message heard from first alien contact.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: rikki on July 25, 2010, 11:24:52 PM
"We came to party! Y-M-C-ahhh...What? How can this be? You're saying disco is dead?"

Unlikely alien response upon finding out that they traveled across the universe to feed their disco fever, just to find it dead.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on July 26, 2010, 10:57:55 PM
The alien scratches its antenna with a fin while studying the guy in boots. "You Billy Ray Cyrus?" The leisure suit it's sporting morphs into a fringed jacket and chaps. "You sing, we dance the achy breaky."

Unlikely reason to outlaw waving to someone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 26, 2010, 11:49:52 PM
You have a light saber surgically attached to your hand.

Unlikely sponsor of the first men's professional yodeling league.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Calum on July 27, 2010, 08:56:50 PM
Trappist Monks

Most unlikely reson for stealing a car
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on July 27, 2010, 09:20:51 PM
You were having a problem hailing a cab.

Unlikely reason for a cabbie to avoid picking you up.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Calum on July 27, 2010, 11:16:08 PM
He's stealing someone else's car.

Unlikely reason for by an airline as to why their plane has been grounded.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on July 28, 2010, 09:35:32 AM
There is a plume of cigarette ash over Glasgow.

An unlikely thing to do in Iceland.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 01, 2010, 12:47:07 AM
An unlikely thing to do in Iceland.

go skinny dipping in the middle of winter.

an unlikely thing to say to an aussie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 01, 2010, 11:00:43 PM
So, do you live in Wellington or Christchurch?

Unlikely consequence of confusing an Aussie with a New Zealander.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on August 01, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
They form the new Nation of New Zaustralia. It's pretty much the same old same old.

An unlikely result of me posting about New Zaustralia.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 02, 2010, 01:58:54 AM
The Republic of New Zaustralia sue you for copywrite and finally comes into the open

An unlikely result of combining the animal population of those two countries.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on August 02, 2010, 02:36:31 AM
Sheeparoos: Big like Kangaroos, woolly like sheep. Doubles wool production.

An unlikely tangential result of Sheeparoos.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 02, 2010, 02:56:21 AM
When you attempt to shear the sheeparoo, they merely jump away, over the fences and around the bend :D

An unlikely definition of the word miwamba. (pronounced My Womba)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: eashort on August 02, 2010, 01:59:56 PM
Miwamba - v. the act or process of trapping Oompa Loompas for sale in the exotic pet industry.



An unlikely set of vows on a wedding day.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 02, 2010, 04:53:20 PM
"I swear to argue, nitpick, and ignore you when you try to speak to me for as long as we both shall live."
(Depending on your view of marriage, that might also be realistic marriage vows.  ;))

Unlikely place for a marriage to take place.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 03, 2010, 12:06:55 AM
In the office of a divorce attorney.

Unlikely sideline for a divorce attorney.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 03, 2010, 12:39:55 AM
Owner of a dating agency.

Unlikely psychic prediction made about a dating agency's owner.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 05, 2010, 10:30:37 PM
I see you marrying several of your clients and moving to Utah to start a new religion.

Utah's unlikely response to a new religion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 06, 2010, 01:34:43 PM
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints welcomes the new religion with open legs and offers to share their sacred thongs.

An unlikely consequence of thong sharing.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 06, 2010, 04:04:54 PM
Women who have never worn thongs before become loyal thong wearers, and the Over-Sixties Naughty Undies Club is born.

Unlikely announcement made at the Over-Sixties Naughty Undies Club.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 06, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
The winner of Miss Tight Snatch 2010 is Mrs Edna Brown-Spaniel. Congratulations Edna ... and if the judges could have their baseball back they'd be very grateful.

An unlikely thing to do with iced tea.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 07, 2010, 12:34:33 PM
Marinate your baseball.

An unlikely new game played with marinated balls.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 07, 2010, 09:20:30 PM
Who can stack the most marinated ballls on top of their flat screen TV

an unlikely name for this new game
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 07, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
Balling For Dollars.

Unlikely host of this new TV game show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 09, 2010, 12:11:49 AM
Eddie Murphy's Grandma

an unlikely catch phrase
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 09, 2010, 10:54:57 AM
"One husband is never enough!"

Unlikely reason for someone to say this.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 10, 2010, 08:04:17 PM
Because multiple alimony checks sounds like a lucrative career.

Unlikely reason for aliens to visit earth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 10, 2010, 09:19:29 PM
Venus is overcrowded on season.

Unlikely reason for travelling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 10, 2010, 11:47:44 PM
Your passport is about to expire and you want to get your money's worth.

An unlikely thing to happen at the Indian border.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 11, 2010, 01:45:27 AM
A one-legged Frenchman call Barry gives you a leaflet that says: Eat goat not horse. Two for one at M. Hoppy's Happy Balti House.

An unlikely use for a tandoor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 11, 2010, 04:21:00 AM
As inspiration for your next self-portrait


An unlikely person to paint your self portrait
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 14, 2010, 09:56:24 AM
Stanislaw Chang, your evil alter-ego.

Mr. Chang's unlikely ulterior motive for painting a self-portrait.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 14, 2010, 02:14:36 PM
He looks like a house and thought it would be a cheap way to get himself decorated.

An unlikely thing for a window cleaner to say to the Queen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on August 17, 2010, 08:01:35 AM
He looks like a house and thought it would be a cheap way to get himself decorated.

An unlikely thing for a window cleaner to say to the Queen.

Hey Ms. Thang, would you like a bite of my egg salad sandwich?

An unlikely reason to boycott wearing a timepiece.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 18, 2010, 11:22:46 PM
Alice In Wonderland's white rabbit has become your constant companion and he always has a pocket watch.

Unlikely reason for a rabbit to become obsessed with the correct time.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on August 19, 2010, 12:18:51 AM
The Easter Bunny is the greatest cover invented by a mob boss. EB hears all with his big ears and has little patience when it comes to tardiness. Fluff Butt the Babbler's hide is still recovering from last Easter's fiasco of overdue deliveries. He's determined to prove it won't happen again.

Unlikely reason for Fluff Butt the Babbler to rat out EB.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 19, 2010, 06:28:31 AM
The Feds have promised him a new identity, including a new name: Hairy Arse McGrass.

An unlikely reason to put a coffee bean in your drink, and then set fire to the drink.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 19, 2010, 10:23:06 AM
You are making a sacrifice to the Great Caffiene God.

Unlikely reason to make a sacrifice to the Great Caffiene God.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 19, 2010, 10:27:20 AM
He promised to let your people go.

An unlikely name for a village in Somerset.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 19, 2010, 10:32:29 AM
Kanata: its the Algonquin (Canadian aboriginal) word for "village".

Unlikely name for an aircraft carrier.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 19, 2010, 10:37:18 AM
HMS Smelly Bum

An unlikely person to become captain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 19, 2010, 11:27:21 PM
Prince Charles, who needs a day job.

Unlikely alternative to Prince Charles becoming a ship's captain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 20, 2010, 02:15:54 AM
They loosen his neck slightly and turn him into a wind turbine.

An unlikely use for an old queen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 20, 2010, 11:26:31 AM
Victoria's Secret underwear model.

Unlikely use for old underwear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on August 20, 2010, 11:54:06 AM
Water Filter

An unlikely cure for the common cold.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 20, 2010, 12:08:04 PM
The guillotine.

An unlikely use for a used guillotine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 20, 2010, 05:49:10 PM
Manual food processor for a salad bar.

Unlikely name for said salad bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 20, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
The Frog's Choppers

An unlikely way to get a Frenchman to buy a bar of soap.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 20, 2010, 07:17:43 PM
Switch his pain au chocolat for pain au Bon Savon.

An unlikely word uttered by the Frenchman when he discovers the duplicity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 20, 2010, 09:40:22 PM
Lady legs

An unlikely french definition for that phrase
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 21, 2010, 03:28:59 AM
"Open all Hours" French Optimist.

An unlikely invention that at first seems to save time and effort, but in practice creates extra work.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 21, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
Automatic toenail trimmer. [Manufacturer's note: All toes must be the same length.]

New wine from an unlikely region of France.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2010, 03:14:28 AM
Cabernet Soixante-neuf du Condom (it has a lubricated nose and a fishy bouquet)

A new cider from an unlikely region of California.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 22, 2010, 07:47:49 AM
San Francisco Proposition 8 Hard Cider (made only from heterosexual apples.)

Unlikely new perfume from Dolce & Gabbana.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2010, 08:28:32 AM
"Smegma" for girls that love Brie and aren't afraid to show it.

An unlikely use for a laser printer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 22, 2010, 08:47:31 AM
Printing your phone number on condoms.

An unlikely consequence of this activity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 22, 2010, 09:34:29 AM
You are inspired to write a novel (in Swedish) entitled: The Girl with the Jet Black Labia

An Unlikely MC for the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 25, 2010, 07:20:09 PM
Livia Lust, a crack addicted porn star who is fascinated by mascara.

Unlikely consequence for Revlon stock when the book makes The Times best-seller list.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Story on August 25, 2010, 08:03:30 PM
Revlon actually sells, and they have to hire workers.

Unlikely reasons sited by opposition group to aforementioned best selling book.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 25, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
The Society of Blue-Nosed Ladies protests that the book glorifies pornography and mascara abuse.

Unlikely new target of the Society of Blue-Nosed Ladies.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 25, 2010, 09:34:15 PM
The Muslim Women Society Burka Fashion Show.

Unlikely reason that the Society of Blue-Nosed Ladies would protest a burka fashion show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 26, 2010, 04:59:00 AM
Most blue-nosed ladies also have luminous lime-green ears. Wearing a burka is the obvious answer, but the Muslim women have bought up all the stock!

An unlikely man to find luminous lime-green ears sexually attractive.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on August 26, 2010, 05:00:15 AM
Nick Daws

An unlikely reason why Nick likes green eared ladies.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 26, 2010, 05:42:54 AM
Luminous lime-green ears allow him to continue reading Station Shorts during sex.

An unlikely cure for luminous lime-green ears.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 26, 2010, 10:42:21 AM
Luminous lime-green jello

Unlikely use for jello.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 26, 2010, 10:55:56 AM
Replacement blubber for Norwegian and Japanese whale murderers.

An unlikely use for a slovenly young adult.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 26, 2010, 12:43:47 PM
Teaching a course on time management and efficiency.

Unlikely consequence of taking a time management course.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 27, 2010, 02:45:35 AM
All of a sudden, those hours seem to disappear quicker than ever

An unlikely reason for fickle minutes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 27, 2010, 04:19:27 AM
The observer of time, the so called minute-counter, is having his bottom branded and this creates the illusion of fickleness.

An unlikely pattern for the brand.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 27, 2010, 04:28:54 AM
the shape of a milk bottle

an unlikely reason Mark brought up bottom branding
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 27, 2010, 06:20:37 AM
He's promoting the concept and trying to sell the idea into yoof culture on the basis that if they will stick bit's of metal through their unmentionables, then a bottom brand is the next logical step.

An unlikely high street store to start offering DIY botty branding to the great unwashed.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 27, 2010, 10:42:55 PM
Harrods offers free booty branding with any fifty pound purchase.

Unlikely requirements for the position of booty brander.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 28, 2010, 02:11:55 AM
An Oxbridge degree in philosophy and a strong Dutch accent.

An unlikely next item in a set beginning: Benny Goodman, Count Basie, Duke Ellington.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 28, 2010, 05:25:51 AM
Even Gooderman :D

An unlikely profession for "Even Gooderman :D" and you have to decide if they're male, female or other...
(yes the smiley face is part of the name)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 29, 2010, 03:45:00 AM
A continuity announcer on a God radio station in the bible belt (right near the buckle).

An unlikely reason to go for a run before breakfast.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 29, 2010, 05:35:07 AM
A Giagantic pancake is chasing you down the hill

An unlikely thing for a talking frog to say the first time you meet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 29, 2010, 06:05:21 AM
Would you like a mint?

An unlikely thing to find in your shoe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: CrystalMushroom on August 29, 2010, 07:39:10 AM
A Stack of unmarked bills (suspicious Shoes ::))

An unlikely name for a brand of shoes
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 29, 2010, 10:55:38 AM
Blistermakers

An unlikely name for the C.E.O. of Blistermakers footwear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: CrystalMushroom on August 29, 2010, 11:26:44 PM
Ihate toesnfeet
An unlikely lullaby to sing to children.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 30, 2010, 12:29:48 AM
"The Boogeyman Rides Again"

Unlikely name for a love sonnet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 30, 2010, 04:09:14 AM
Shall I compare thee to a steaming turd.

An unlikely gal to enjoy said sonnet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: CrystalMushroom on August 30, 2010, 08:50:07 AM
A woman who's an extreme germaphobe

An unlikely cure for being germaphobic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on August 30, 2010, 08:58:03 AM
Join a nudist colony, where one has no barriers to hide behind.

Unlikely slogan for a nudist colony.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on August 30, 2010, 11:02:03 PM
come and laugh at imperfect bodies here

an unlikely person to go to this nudist colony
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 31, 2010, 10:33:17 AM
Billy Graham (US televangilist)

An unlikely reason for ultra-conservative Christians to support nudism.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on August 31, 2010, 11:09:20 AM
Because the King of the Potato people told them it was the only way to heaven, and being gullible fools, they went for it.

An unlikely lucky charm to use if you unluckily lose your lucky rabbit's foot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on August 31, 2010, 07:07:37 PM
Ronald Reagan's foot because (a.) he isn't using it and (b.) he was constantly stepping in shit but always came out smelling like a rose.

Unlikely consequence of digging up Ronald Reagan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on August 31, 2010, 09:15:48 PM
You write a brilliant horror film script called "Night of the Dead Presidents".

Unlikely name for a blockbuster film.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on August 31, 2010, 10:08:03 PM
Straight To Video

An unlikely cast for a terrible film.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on September 01, 2010, 02:18:21 AM
My first ex-wife, my second ex-wife and a shrew called Catherine.

An thing to happen to the shrew.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 01, 2010, 05:25:53 PM
She marries Mark.

Unlikely song to play for the first dance at a wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on September 01, 2010, 05:51:13 PM
Prenderò quel brunettino

An unlikely reason for holding your breath.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 01, 2010, 07:04:45 PM
You're having trouble breathing.

Unlikely reason for having trouble breathing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 01, 2010, 08:25:27 PM
You're cooking lungfish for dinner and in a moment of inattention, grabbed the wrong lung.

Unlikely consequence of adding fish to your diet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 01, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
You develop gills and an unbelievable craving for seaweed.

Unlikely new food craze involving ocean-based plants and animals.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 01, 2010, 10:26:54 PM
McDonald's replaces their burgers and fries with grilled squid and deep-fried kelp.

Unlikely new name for the McDonalds franchise after this menu change.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on September 02, 2010, 01:58:33 AM
McMackerelMinge

An unlikely thing that they might give away free with every healthy, nutritious, Big McSquid.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on September 02, 2010, 06:55:22 AM
a real live miny stingray that Really stings!

An unlikely new creature to be created by combining humans with bats (i said new so no vampires)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 02, 2010, 10:30:37 AM
A wombat with acne.

Unlikely new royalty when aliens from Betelgeuse 4 take over the planet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on September 02, 2010, 01:45:45 PM
Grease Monkey, a hubcap collector, won them over by appealing to their vanity. The aliens spend hours staring at their reflection in the hubcaps, oblivious to the war brewing. For the Magic Mirror is planning a coup, scheming to enslave the shiny beings and use them to reduce his light bill.

Unlikely third party to seize the power while Grease Monkey and Magic Mirror battle.

Okay Don, I might have gone overboard a bit.  ::)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 02, 2010, 07:41:45 PM
Quote
Okay Don, I might have gone overboard a bit.   ::)

Really? I hadn't noticed.

Insidious Sid's Green Party steps into the power vacuum by promising to send all the unemployed out to plant trees in return for their benefits check.

Unlikely result of all those damn trees being planted.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 02, 2010, 07:54:10 PM
An increase in skateboarder deaths caused by collisions with newly planted saplings next to skateboarding parks.

Unlikely name invented by the media for sapling-related deaths.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 02, 2010, 08:18:56 PM
Stupicide, based on the assumption that only a moron could fail to notice something as obvious as a tree.

Unlikely suggestion for reducing the stupicide rate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 02, 2010, 08:59:57 PM
Mandatory testing skateboarder IQs before allowing them access to skateboarding parks. Unfortunately, few of them pass.

Unlikely reason for skateboarders to not want stupicide prevented.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on September 03, 2010, 10:30:00 AM
They fail to realise that saplings are trees; they think they are super-models in camouflage gear.

An unlikely excuse when caught frotting a sapling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 03, 2010, 10:36:59 AM
"I had this woody, see..."

Unlikely new beer to dominate the market.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 03, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
American  ;D

(A Canadian joke: How is American beer like sex in a canoe? They're both f*cking close to water!)

Unlikely use for low-alcohol beer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on September 03, 2010, 05:33:42 PM
Quote
(A Canadian joke: How is American beer like sex in a canoe? They're both f*cking close to water!)

 :D  :D

An English joke: Is this a canoe in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you?

Colonic irrigation.

An unlikely hairdo for a camel.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 03, 2010, 09:20:38 PM
Shirley Temple ringlets.

An unusual hairdo for a punk rocker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on September 04, 2010, 02:58:42 AM
A splendiferous syrup (wig) made from finest alpaca.

An unlikely title for a book by JK Rowling.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 04, 2010, 11:18:31 AM
Harry Potter Does Dallas

Unlikely love interest in a book about Cassanova
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 06, 2010, 09:39:29 PM
Mozart's twin sister, Wolfclique.

Unlikely national anthem for the new breakaway Republic of Arizona.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on September 06, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
"Oh Baby It's Cold Outside" by Dean Martin

Unlikely address for a serial killer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on September 06, 2010, 10:17:30 PM
111 Killer Lane

An unlikely new fruit
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on September 07, 2010, 03:09:47 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger

An unlikely way to cook lung.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 09, 2010, 10:13:54 PM
Dipped in an epinephrine batter and deep fried.

Unlikely new cheese to be paired with your favorite wine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on September 10, 2010, 07:50:07 AM
pen cheese "For all those writers who just can't stop!"

An unlikely ink to be used in a pen cheese pen
 
Has anyone ever had to question the unlikeliness of something?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: newwriter71 on September 10, 2010, 02:40:48 PM
ladybird blood and pygmy spit

An unlikely request from a bishop at an AA meeting (the alcoholics AA)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on September 11, 2010, 08:59:08 AM
Can anyone tell me if Bf to b5 will get me to McNulty's bar?

An unlikely consequence of the Bishop showing up at McNulty's bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Pollythumper on September 30, 2010, 05:33:53 AM
Arrives just in time to see his wife walk off with first prize in the pole dancing competition.

Unikely opening for the Queens Christmas Message
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on September 30, 2010, 06:07:39 AM
"Greetings, Fellow Peasants."

Unlikely response to offering Ma a triple rum to start the day.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on September 30, 2010, 08:15:06 AM
"No thanks, I've had my fill."  ;D

Unlikely reaction from the patrons in the bar over MA turning down rum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 02, 2010, 04:51:08 PM
They hold a pubic hair plaiting contest the winner of which gets the rum.

An unlikely shape for a bush.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 02, 2010, 05:13:02 PM
Topiary or pubic? Either way, I'd have to say phallic shaped.

Unlikely comment made about phallic-shaped bush (topiary or pubic, your choice).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 02, 2010, 06:16:56 PM
Watch it! You could have someone's eye out with that.

An unlikely person to become a scientologist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 02, 2010, 08:33:30 PM
Osama Bin Laden

Unlikely reason for Bin Laden to convert to scientology.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 02, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
To co-star in the next John Travolta movie.

Unlikely Travolta movie co-starring Osama Bin Laden
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 02, 2010, 10:03:01 PM
Wild Hogs



Unlikely pre christmas papal announcement.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 02, 2010, 11:39:35 PM
The introduction of "get out of Hell free" cards.

Unlikely theme for a Monopoly game that featured "get out of Hell Free" cards.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 04, 2010, 12:01:07 AM
The special Heavy Metal Edition of Monopoly featuring an AC/DC soundtrack and a re-designed gameboard that removes Park Place in favor of the Highway To Hell.

Unlikely game pieces for the Heavy Metal Edition of Monopoly.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 04, 2010, 01:44:26 AM
Julie Andrews figurine.

Unlikeley new family member for the Von Trapp family...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 04, 2010, 02:13:00 AM
Elvis Presly

An unlikely new lolly flavour
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 04, 2010, 03:13:19 AM
Vacuum cleaner contents and pickle.

An unlikely use for a bonsai bush.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 04, 2010, 03:45:40 AM
As a natural privacy screen in the back yard..


A theme for a charity dinner you wouldn't expect.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 04, 2010, 12:04:17 PM
Famous Fraudsters

An unlikely profession for a corrupt accountant to try to steal from.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on October 04, 2010, 12:20:18 PM
Assassins-R-Us

An unlikely reason to have someone assassinated.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 04, 2010, 01:21:43 PM
For giving out presents and spreading joy:ie. Santa Clause.


Most unlikely actor to play Santa Clause. (Father Christmas for us Aussies.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 04, 2010, 04:18:05 PM
Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me from the Austin Powers films)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0873942/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0873942/)

Unlikely actor to cast as Mini-Me.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on October 04, 2010, 05:28:59 PM
Tom Cruise (oops, that's not such a stretch)

Denzel Washington

An unlikely way to greet a policeman after he pulls you over for speeding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 04, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
"What took you so long?"



Most unlikely response from the policeman?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 04, 2010, 09:09:53 PM
"Sorry for the delay, but I'm practicing for the Emergency Services Stock Car Rally, and I wanted to see if I could pass you."

Unlikely name for a racecar driver.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 05, 2010, 04:09:16 AM
'Slug' Speedy.

Mist unlikely reaction of a 'pit bunny' when she finds 'Slug' is a 'thirty second wonder' in the bedroom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 05, 2010, 06:12:44 AM
Mist likely she'd condense and form a small a puddle on the ground.

An unlikely reason to walk like an Egyptian.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 05, 2010, 09:37:28 AM
Because you're wearing tangles instead of bangles, due to a drug induced typing error ;-)

Unlikely reason for the aforementioned typo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 05, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
The keys on your keyboard have become sentient and are testing their newfound power.

Unlikely consequence of keyboard keys becoming sentient.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 05, 2010, 10:31:17 PM
Your keyboard starts emailing love/sex letters to your boss.

Your boss' unlikely response to receiving love/sex letters from your email address.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 05, 2010, 11:02:30 PM
Accidentally self-immolates while trying to light incense after dousing himself with aftershave.

Unlikely epitaph for said boss.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 06, 2010, 04:08:10 AM
"He had the kind of presence which really lit up a room."

Unlikely result of arson investigation into immolation of ex-boss.;
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 06, 2010, 03:01:59 PM
Death by erotic asphyxia.

Unlikely response of his widow to this conclusion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 06, 2010, 11:22:30 PM
"He was never this hot when I was around."

Unlikely person for the widow to meet at the funeral.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 07, 2010, 01:16:48 AM
Her husband ( obvious one I know)




Unlikliest response from the priest seeing said husband...
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 07, 2010, 03:37:27 AM
"Bad boy!  Get back in your box."

Unlikely response from the undertaker when the ex-widow asks for a refund.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 07, 2010, 04:41:11 AM
Sure darling, would you like another million aswell? How about you keep the coffin too, just incase.

Unlikely new scout's chant
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 07, 2010, 07:22:43 AM
"Have you some rope we can cadge?
 We want to earn our bondage badge.
 Dib dib dib, dob dob dob
 I've tied a reef knot in my knob."

Unlikely tune to which the above can be chanted.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 07, 2010, 09:21:58 AM
The hills are alive with the sound of music.( actually Gyppo that one I think I heard my old scout leader say.)




unlikliest to be   canonized as a Saint..(current pope not allowed as answer)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 07, 2010, 12:51:28 PM
George W. Bush

Most unlikely person to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 07, 2010, 01:30:23 PM
Osama Bin Laden

Most unlikely response from Osama when, despite the odds, he does win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 07, 2010, 04:48:17 PM
"I've been working towards this for so many years and now all my hard work has paid off."

Unlikely response of the Israeli government to Osama Bin Laden winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 07, 2010, 05:38:53 PM
"As a protest we have declared war on... Iceland.

Unlikely reaction of the Icelandic Cod when the first Israeli missiles start to arrive.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 07, 2010, 06:16:57 PM
Underwater, the missles look like fireworks and the cod begin writing to the Israeli embassy to find out when the next show is going to be.

Unlikely result of large crowds of cod attending fireworks displays.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 07, 2010, 08:04:18 PM
The Cod Police panic and open fire, leaving Reykjavik harbor with its largest fish kill in a generation.

Unlikely result of Israelis converting their entire weapons production industry to fireworks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 07, 2010, 10:22:37 PM
The palestinians bake pork pies for the Israelis as a peace offering and they are eaten.




Most unlikely response from the Queen when woken by an intruder.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 08, 2010, 05:48:54 AM
Move a little more to the left, you idiot, I can see you quite plainly where you are.

An unlikley response from said intruder.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 09, 2010, 09:06:49 PM
"Your left or my left, Your Majesty?"

Unlikely sentence for breaking into Buckingham Palace.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 10, 2010, 03:35:11 AM
Deportation to Windsor.

An unlikely thing to do with an air duster (that's a can of compressed air used to blow crap off keyboards etc).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 10, 2010, 04:48:26 AM
Blow up Buckingham Palace.



an unlikeley alternative for using an air pack to blow crap out of your keyboard and stuff.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 10, 2010, 05:10:19 AM
A politician. Just point its head at the keyboard and let the gusts of hot air waft away the detritus.

An unlikely trick to teach a pigeon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 10, 2010, 09:32:14 AM
How to put its head on people's shit, rather than the more usual course of action.

An unlikely result of turning a monkey loose with a keyboard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 10, 2010, 11:00:59 AM
It earns a fortune writing scripts for TV soaps.

An unlikely thing to happen when the monkey gives up script writing and decides to stand as governor of California.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 10, 2010, 11:32:18 AM
There's a noticeable improvement in government.

Unlikely result of an all-simian legislature.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 10, 2010, 11:37:32 AM
That there is any noticeable difference between the human legislatures,except to perhaps be more humane.




Unlikely policies for a simian candidate to parliament
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 10, 2010, 12:17:16 PM
A law is passed to replace the phrase "monkey business" with "human business".

An unlikely company to launch a new brand of firearm.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 10, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
Quaker (pacifist) Oats.

Unusual property/ability of the 'Quaker' rifle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 10, 2010, 01:42:31 PM
It is harmless because the bullets are made of purest love.

An unlikely bullet proof vest that could protect you form love bullets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 10, 2010, 08:19:43 PM
A feather vest made from dove feathers.

Unlikely consequence of creating a market for dove feathers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 10, 2010, 10:07:59 PM
Dove nudity becomes rampant.

Unlikely consequence of rampant avian nudity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 10, 2010, 10:17:18 PM
They stop flying South for winter. The dove now becomes a symbol of porn and not peace. The saying "Birds of a feather flock together" is changed to "Birds with no feathers freeze together"



Unlikely market response to new feather jackets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 10, 2010, 10:33:32 PM
High street retailers worried - shoppers are asking - "Duvet come wiv a pillow case?"

Unlikely plumber's response.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 12, 2010, 06:56:05 PM
A war started over a single fruit. Pass me that spanner.

An unlikely thing for God to say when given a gift of a dinosaur fossil by a bloke named Reg.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 12, 2010, 07:42:38 PM
Are you telling me you're nostalgic for the Jurassic?

Unlikely consequence of dinosaurs returning.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 12, 2010, 09:11:42 PM
A new clothing trend: hair shirts and dinosaur skin shoes.

Unlikely result of Jurassic clothing trend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 13, 2010, 03:06:57 AM
Dinosaurs become extinct (again) and Christians deny they ever existed (again) and the Spanish Inquisition is sent out to torture anyone wearing dinosaur skin wellingtons  (for the first time in history).

An unlikely cu*t. (That is cult with the letter l replaced with a star. I have used the star in this way as part of my fight against the ridiculous use of stars in swear words).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 13, 2010, 06:46:36 AM
The" * " letter worshippers annihilation cult.



Unlikeley result of the new Spanish Inquisition regarding said Jurrassic Wellingtons.





Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 13, 2010, 08:57:35 AM
MM perhaps we should extend their budget to something actually adequate for correct education.



Unlikely student response to politically correct Teachers report.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 14, 2010, 04:53:16 PM
I understand everything you've said and agree with it all, I'm a brilliant student - yeah?



Unlikely response to a plumber who has just fixed your toilet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 14, 2010, 06:01:31 PM
You useless fool, I loved that blockage. You've ruined it you ... you ... you ... turd murderer. Now get out or I'll set the goat on you.

An unlikely 27th letter of the alphabet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 15, 2010, 05:52:38 PM
The missing vowel used in Belfast ae

Unlikely response to a skills audit
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 16, 2010, 08:40:58 AM
A sixteen yr old teenage girl named Rachael who lives down under automatically knows what that means

An unlikely friend for said teen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 16, 2010, 04:23:50 PM
An Episcopalian pastor due to retire.


Unlikely response to winning the lottery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 16, 2010, 04:59:24 PM
Give it all to the bankers; they need it more than I.

An unlikely way to cure the common cold.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 16, 2010, 05:29:43 PM
A red hot poker shoved up the anus.

Unlikely rallying cry of the 'Save the Pokers' campaigners.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 16, 2010, 06:51:50 PM
Stiff and straight, our cause won't wait!


Unlikely scenario between a pheasant and a grouse
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 17, 2010, 11:36:36 AM
Depends on what kind of mood the grouse is in, but there's bound to be drama.

Unlikely consequence of annoying an ill-tempered grouse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 17, 2010, 01:11:35 PM
Getting groused goosed.

Unlikely reaction from someone who has just been goosed by a grouse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 17, 2010, 01:16:40 PM
What was that again mate? Could you repeat it please?


Unlikely offspring between a politician and a bowl of porridge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on October 17, 2010, 04:06:24 PM
Someone/something intelligent.

Unlikely thing to find on the tip of a palace guards bayonet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 17, 2010, 04:50:04 PM
A dessicated foreskin [or perhaps not!]

Unlikely location for a family reunion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 17, 2010, 11:46:33 PM
The shark tank at the aquarium.

Unlikely result of holding a family reunion at an aquarium.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 18, 2010, 05:18:33 AM
Everyone is perfectly dry when they hop out of the shark tank

An unlikely piece of homework to set a kindergarten class
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 19, 2010, 05:06:12 PM
An essay on the heroic finger paintings of Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein during his messy period.

A unlikely day for a daydream.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 19, 2010, 07:17:18 PM
When there's a total eclipse of the sun.


Unlikely heroics of a writer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 19, 2010, 09:22:26 PM
Scoring a double entendre twice in the same sentence while his adoring fans scream wildly.

Unlikely title for said author's new masterpiece.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 19, 2010, 09:33:44 PM
Clarity

An unlikely new name for a perfume.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 19, 2010, 09:38:26 PM
Putrid pour elle

unlikely skin condition suffered by a coarse fisherman
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 19, 2010, 10:40:48 PM
An excess of natural skin oil.

Unlikely use for excess skin oil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 20, 2010, 01:47:45 AM
As a natural lubricant.

Unlikely advice from a "Fire Ready" Guide
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 20, 2010, 02:30:40 AM
Keep marshmallows in an airtight container to prevent staleness.


Unlikely candidate for local neighbourhood watch group
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 20, 2010, 02:58:41 AM
Blind Pew.

An unlikely reason why Long John was called Long John.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 20, 2010, 03:16:22 AM
Because the tales he told were extremely short, it's an ironic thing

An unlikely reason to punch your father.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 20, 2010, 03:37:03 AM
The filthy swine hasn't washed his neck for two years.

An unlikely reason for not washing your neck (if you have a neck).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 20, 2010, 06:45:24 PM
Soap allergies inhibit your breathing.

Unlikely thing to be allergic to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on October 20, 2010, 06:54:04 PM
Laughter

Unlikely reason to haul an eight-hundred pound man up a mountain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 20, 2010, 07:34:11 PM
To drop him off the other side to see if he bounces.

Unlikely device used to measure people bouncing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on October 20, 2010, 08:02:04 PM
Lots and lots of sharp spikes. Surely their weight will distribute evenly over the spikes and thrust them forward, thus temporarily counteracting gravity before impalement. If not, then the spikes serve as a great motivator to quickly learn how to bounce.

Unlikely result of said experiment.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 20, 2010, 08:51:10 PM
An entire generation of 800-pound people suffering from an epidemic of puncture wounds.

Unlikely consequence of aliens accidentally discovering earth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on October 20, 2010, 09:22:50 PM
They take one look and pat themselves on the back for finding their new landfill.

Unlikely treat to serve trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 20, 2010, 09:31:06 PM
Last year's left over Christmas cookies.

Unlikely result of disappointing the trick-or-treaters.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 21, 2010, 05:34:32 PM
A counselling service is set up and the local radio DJ calls all victims to ring the helpline number.    [maybe not so  unlikely!]


Unlikely opening lines for a politician's maiden speech.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 21, 2010, 06:26:16 PM
May I just say this, I fully support the government's stance on the recycling of used maidens.

An unlikely use for a padlock.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 21, 2010, 08:46:05 PM
To secure the chastity belt of aforementioned recycled used maidens.


Unlikely explanation for milk curdling
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 21, 2010, 09:10:14 PM
Mark. smiled at it.

Unlikely reason for smiling at milk.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 21, 2010, 09:13:52 PM
 ;D ;D :) ;D :) Sorry I misread that  I thought it said Mark not milk

Realising that it wasn't the remains of a friend.


Unlike place to stub out a cigarette
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 22, 2010, 02:43:19 AM
On the body of patient undergoing a new form of treatment called acuciggieburn, which is a bit like acupuncture but with an usually smoky twist.

An unlikely thing to do with a cheeky Canadian.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 22, 2010, 10:56:42 AM
 :D

Give her a hug and tell her how clever she is.

Unlikely thing to say to a drowning man.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 22, 2010, 11:00:48 AM
Chin up, worse things happen at sea.

An unlikely thing to do with an unwanted aircraft carrier. (If you are not English you may not recognise that as political satire. So I'm advising that it is. But you probably don't care. Ho hum.)

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 22, 2010, 11:46:41 AM
Whatever the British government decides.


Unlikely contents of a mountain rescue team's backpack.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 22, 2010, 07:38:52 PM
A hedgehog, a rhyming dictionary, a twelve inch black knobbler, a pack of playing cards with a picture of Gyppo on the back, a tiny dentist, a toffee apple, a usb memory stick and a porn mag.

An unlikely reason why an entire team of mountain rescue people would be forced to share just one backpack.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on October 22, 2010, 07:50:05 PM
Ron is colorblind and doesn't care, but the rest refuse to wear a color that clashes with their uniforms.

Unlikely reason to become a nudist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on October 22, 2010, 08:07:11 PM
Your shoelaces are untied.

An unlikely reason to visit Buckingham Palace.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 22, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
You have never been to Buckingham before and think that if it has a palace, it must be worth visiting.

An unlikely invention to replace the wrist watch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 22, 2010, 09:05:56 PM
The cell phone.  :P

An unlikely reason to get a cell phone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Rachael on October 23, 2010, 12:25:01 AM
So you can eat the antenna, launch yourself into space and hence become the first human sattelite.

An unlikey signal for this human sattelite to pick up:
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 23, 2010, 11:56:07 AM
Signs of life from uranus.


Unlikely first message from the life on your Uranus
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 23, 2010, 12:51:34 PM
"The shit always rolls down hill."

Unlikely reason for the citizens of Uranus to be broadcasting this message.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 23, 2010, 02:36:26 PM
Broadcast accidentally - voice recognition software picked up the comment in a conversation in the control room where everything seemed to be going wrong.

Unlikely reason to get married 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 23, 2010, 03:25:28 PM
You are gay but fancy a change of scene.

An unlikely material to use instead of paper when doing origami.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 23, 2010, 04:19:27 PM
A finely tanned hide of a skinned child.


Unlikely purpose for writing
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 23, 2010, 09:40:13 PM
You heard about pens but you've never actually had the opportunity to see one working.

Unlikely reason for being innocent about pens.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 23, 2010, 11:35:12 PM
You've never been incarcerated.

Unlikely thing to happen on your first day in prison.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 24, 2010, 12:48:25 AM
A TV film crew wanting to record a documentary 'what it's like to be sent to jail for the first time' ask for you to be the subject of their programme and follow your every move.



Unlikely request from a soul in purgatory
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 24, 2010, 04:11:54 AM
Would you ask God to close the door, there's a hell of a draft in here.

An unlikely person to wear an eye patch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 24, 2010, 10:19:09 AM
A Cyclops.

An unlikely new planet to be discovered.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 24, 2010, 11:20:06 AM
Enyo, named for the Greek Godess of War. She orbits closely to the recently discovered dwarf planet Eris (named for the Greek Godess of Chaos). The name was chosen because Eris and Enyo collide once every 5,000 years. Apparently, even after several eons, sisters never stop provoking each other.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_(dwarf_planet) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_(dwarf_planet))

Unlikely astronomer to have discovered Enyo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 25, 2010, 10:09:32 PM
Mark because he might be a star-gazer but he's no astronomer, failing that - Nostra Damus.


Unlikely colour scheme for uniform for ninja pizza delivery guys
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 25, 2010, 11:48:49 PM
Fluorescent yellow and sky blue

Unlikely slogan for the Ninja Pizza Delivery Guys.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 25, 2010, 11:58:05 PM
"Ninja Pizza, you wont see it coming but the flavor really hits you."



Unlikely response to a Ninja delivery guy at your door.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 26, 2010, 02:53:19 AM
Instead of a tip you give him a karate chop to the throat.

An unlikely thing to do in Norwich.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on October 26, 2010, 03:09:15 AM
Be there.



An unlikely response when found you are in Norwich.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 26, 2010, 03:23:19 AM
Oh, I seem to have materialised in The Shire.

An unlikely thing not to find a woman's handbag.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 26, 2010, 08:05:06 AM
An out of date Boots extra points voucher.


Unlikely signal from a shepherd to his dog when rounding up sheep
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 26, 2010, 08:31:44 AM
Mincing round in a tight circle, hand on hip, while humming Que Sera, Sera.

An unlikely thing that the above might signify to the sheep dog.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 26, 2010, 10:47:41 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Drop back Shep, forget the sheep and go and get my mirror from the glove compartment of the Landrover, I'm having a 'moment'.

Unlikely explanation for the shepherd's 'moment'


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 26, 2010, 11:49:51 AM
His favourite sheep just sent him a love letter.

Unlikely sentence with which to start a love letter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 26, 2010, 12:13:14 PM
Thank you for signing up for my weekly newsletter, Desperate Slags R Us.

An unlikely way to remove facial hair.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 26, 2010, 12:20:39 PM
Tar and feathers

An unlikely use for said facial after is has been removed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 26, 2010, 07:20:32 PM
Describe it as a post-modernist art happening and display it in the Tate


Unlikely solution for world poverty



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 26, 2010, 09:30:04 PM
The abolition of money.

Unlikely new party destination for the jet set.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 27, 2010, 09:04:53 AM
The Mariana Trench


Unlikely outcome of winning an MWC challenge
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 27, 2010, 11:01:47 AM
You DON'T get lumbered with running the next one.

An unlikely collective noun for a group of politicians.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 27, 2010, 11:16:46 AM
Nuisance. So when your looking at a group photo from an international conference you could say "what a huge nuisance."

Unlikely place to find a nuisance of politians.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 27, 2010, 04:45:39 PM
Almost anywhere where there is actual work to be done.

An unlikely reason (given by God) as to why he designed men so that their ears continued to grow forever, even though their other organs shrank at an alarming rate once the reached sixty.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 27, 2010, 07:41:39 PM
Scale of economy

Unlikely newcomer to the cast of a soap opera
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 27, 2010, 07:51:47 PM
Lolita Lotsanookie--the love child of the series' aging stars.

Unlikely name for this soap opera.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 27, 2010, 09:16:13 PM
Cloister and Church

Unlikely storyline for a soap opera about the clergy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 28, 2010, 02:13:38 AM
A fraudster an alcoholic sex maniac and a simpleton (all priests) live in a house with their tea obsessed housekeeper and a sheep called Chris. Ah go on, go on, go on!

An unlikely type of soap to be used to carve the characters in a soap opera.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 28, 2010, 12:36:47 PM
liquid soap

An unlikely use for liquid soap (besides carving things).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 28, 2010, 02:41:33 PM
Drinking

The unlikely missing instruction in a flat pack assembly kit
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 28, 2010, 05:19:58 PM
All hope abandon ye who enter Ikea.

An unlikely treat for an old woman with no teeth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 28, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
bubble gum

An unlikely new flavour for bubble gum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 28, 2010, 07:38:44 PM
[soapy] bubble flavour




Unlikely new treatment for ridding pets of fleas


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 28, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
Flamethrowers.

An unlikely new technology to replace television.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 28, 2010, 11:01:25 PM
hologram roc pets

unlikely prognosis for ingrown toenail sufferer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 29, 2010, 02:15:00 AM
Pain free yet cheesy feet.

An unlikely part of the body to copy the toenail and start its own ingrowing regime.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 29, 2010, 03:28:38 AM
Earlobes! Pieced ears go out of fashion as the lobes penetrate deeper and deeper into the cranium and develop massaging tips for grey matter. The hearing of the population severely diminishes, deafness becomes commonplace and sign language schools are the new dot.com investment.

Unlikely name of above mentioned language school






Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 29, 2010, 10:40:02 AM
Give-'em-the-finger Academy.

Unlikely substitute for flea powder.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 29, 2010, 01:06:32 PM
Agent Orange



Unlikely rebranding of air [as a commodity]
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 29, 2010, 02:02:30 PM
Wonder Puff.

A unlikely slogan for the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 29, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
Can't catch your breath? You must be using Wonder Puff!

Unlikely person to buy canned air.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 29, 2010, 03:14:47 PM
A scuba diver.  :-\

I actually have some canned air on a shelf in front of me.  :P

An unlikely reason why I have canned air (it's not wonder puff BTW)



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 29, 2010, 04:06:56 PM
To inflate your girlfriend.

Unlikely new cheese to fascinate the wine crowd.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 29, 2010, 04:26:57 PM
Fromage du Richard - a tangy and piquant cream cheese that plays well on the nose.



Unlikely manufacturer of Fromage du Richard
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 29, 2010, 04:45:38 PM
Cliff, of Rolling Stones fame.

Unlikely new song from the Rolling Stones.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 29, 2010, 09:14:22 PM
Climb Every Mountain



Unlikely use for iron on tape
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on October 29, 2010, 09:26:17 PM
Attaching your child to the wall for "time out".

Unlikely new drink marketed for children.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on October 30, 2010, 03:32:54 PM
Mr. Ffeiney: the caffeine and sugar-laced concoction secretly marketed by the makers of ADHD medications.

An unlikely source of radiation poisoning.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on October 31, 2010, 07:12:47 AM
Fire-Fly's glowing whatsit.

An unlikely reason for shaving your toes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on October 31, 2010, 09:40:22 PM
To make gladiator sandals look good, such a style is always attractive when accompanied by hairy ankles too, it's worth the effort.


Unlikely reason for sociopathic behaviour by a hippopotamus
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 02, 2010, 07:50:18 PM
Tired of all the 'fat' jokes.

Unlikely result of a hippopotamus diet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 02, 2010, 09:27:30 PM
The loss of their pot bellies causes scientists to rename them "hippoamus".

Unlikely complaint made by alligators about thin hippoami (that's the plural of hippoamus).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 03, 2010, 01:06:08 PM
"So it's a bloody fashion contest now instead of 'survival of the fittest'. Hmph!"


Unlikely address given to the haggis on Burns Night
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 03, 2010, 06:14:30 PM
POW! Take that you scotch git.

An unlikely thing to do in a shopping trolley.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 03, 2010, 06:35:59 PM
Level concrete while having sex.



Unlikely new body part [human]
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 03, 2010, 08:01:46 PM
The earball.

An unlikely body part on which to grow a moustache.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 03, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
The tip of the nose.


Unlikely view from the top of the Eiffel Tower
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 04, 2010, 04:09:43 AM
The inside of Margaret Thatcher's handbag.

An unlikely reason why all the trees are brown.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 04, 2010, 09:22:03 AM
King Kong, Godzilla and all the other really big guys had a night out and ate a dodgy kebab after several hours drinking Buckfast. There were consequences.


Unlikely new name for the pomegranate
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 04, 2010, 10:05:00 AM
Fred



unlikeliest pair to sing I got you babe at Karaoke?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 04, 2010, 10:38:31 AM
A midwife and an abortionist.

Unlikely place to concieve a baby.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 04, 2010, 10:46:45 AM
Underwater in a diving suit and alone.





Most unlikely consequence if that actually happened.




Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 04, 2010, 11:30:02 AM
A water-baby clone



Unlikely call for rounding up animals
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 04, 2010, 12:18:36 PM
"Get your furry butts over here!" (Although some people have tried to use that one.  ;D)

Unlikely consequence of having a furry butt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 04, 2010, 12:52:01 PM
Being invited to model a new swimwear collection for the more hirsute among us.



Unlikely preparation for aforementioned modelling contract
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 05, 2010, 10:10:28 PM
Rogaine treatments for the butt.


Unlikely new topping for pizza.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 05, 2010, 10:21:55 PM
Stewed rat and "Ratatouille"
Mel Brooks' short "The French Revolution": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uvLXCUhVg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uvLXCUhVg)

Unlikely chef to embrace the new rat-meat foodie craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 05, 2010, 10:24:20 PM
Tomato sauce, herbs and cheese [seems to be unlikely in the UK anyway]
but...perhaps escargots, grenouilles and truffles - the Parisienne


Unlikely method for ironing a shirt
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 05, 2010, 10:29:06 PM
Too quick Gayle - and I had gone French too!


Bob Geldolf




Unlikely method for ironing shirts
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 05, 2010, 10:35:10 PM
Did you check out the link, bhan? Mel Brooks is my favourite comedy director of all time.

Running over them with a steam roller.

Unlikely use for a pitchfork.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 06, 2010, 10:32:53 AM
Eating spaghetti.

Unlikely consequence of oversized eating utensils.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 06, 2010, 01:25:01 PM
The economy collapse as people no longer have space in their homes for oversized drawers and dining tables. Planning permission won't be granted for the purpose of extending a property to accommodate big forks.






Unlikely designer of oversized utensils/cutlery
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 06, 2010, 02:34:37 PM
Gordon 'Forking' Ramsay

An unlikely way to skin a cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 06, 2010, 08:31:18 PM
With a toothpick.

Unlikely name for a new brand of toothpicks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 06, 2010, 08:40:15 PM
Ginsu.

Unlikely replacement for the Italian PM.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 07, 2010, 07:05:53 AM
A small, annoyingly chirpy, clockwork phallus.

An unlikely job for a clockwork phallus (after it's retired from running Italy).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 07, 2010, 10:05:07 AM
A tour guide of the "Sex Museum" where he is often mistaken for an example of an 18th century vibrator. (Actually, that could be a likely job.)

Unlikely person to be a benefactor of the Sex Museum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 07, 2010, 02:26:32 PM
An old bloke that believes no one has had sex since the swinging sixties (so called because in those days the jock strap had not been invented).

An unlikely item on the menu at the café in the sex museum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 07, 2010, 02:43:50 PM
Poached bloater.


Unlikely mode of transport for dead creatures
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 07, 2010, 03:21:37 PM
Self-propelled

Unlikely new environmentally-friendly mode of transportation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 07, 2010, 06:13:11 PM
Feet.

An unlikely animal to sniff out truffles.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 07, 2010, 07:51:42 PM
A giraffe.


Unlikely jewellry item for your grandmother's birthday present.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 07, 2010, 08:03:15 PM
a nipple ring

Unlikely result of body piercing craze of the 1990's.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 07, 2010, 08:40:18 PM
In the 2050s they'll get their groove going by linking up all the piercing holes with knitting wool [to each other] and make an exhibition of it, it will take the world by storm in the new performance art app on your dooberry phone.

Unlikely new generation phone after Blackberry Torch
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 08, 2010, 04:59:00 AM
The Dingleberry Indolent. A phone for the Yoof of tomorrow. It does everything a normal phone does but more slowly.

An unlikely way to make a grumpy, middle-aged, man happy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 08, 2010, 08:03:00 AM
Expose him to those rare commodities common sense and courtesy and reassure him they are making a comeback.


 New lubricant to keep the cogs of society turning smoothly.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 08, 2010, 10:27:45 AM
A new coffee substitute made from dried guano (bat poo). Their slogan: "Nothing picks you up like droppings!"

Unlikely spokes celebrity for hot guano drink.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 08, 2010, 03:12:26 PM
Lindsay Lohan



Unlikely interpretation of ASAP
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 08, 2010, 11:39:43 PM
Association of Senior Adult Procrastinators


Unlikely sports hero.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 09, 2010, 12:44:26 AM
A one-legged, bipolar triathlete

Unlikely name for a one-legged, bipolar triathlete.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 09, 2010, 04:13:58 AM
Skippy

An unlikely use for blue-tac.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 09, 2010, 07:27:11 AM
Blocking rat/mouse holes.




Unlikely greeting in a Christmas card
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 09, 2010, 07:47:28 AM
Remember, it may be named after Christ, but really it's a pagan festival dating back thousands of years. Even the star and the wise men twaddle was nicked from other religions. Have a very merry humbug.

An unlikely gift to give an atheist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 09, 2010, 08:10:05 AM
A brass pyx - could double up as a pill box or be used to keep stamps in.


An unlikely 'confession' of a tabloid-popular footballer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 09, 2010, 08:55:50 AM
I hate this stupid game. My team-mates are thickies, the manager is a waffling buffoon, and the fans make we want to vomit. And, worse than all of that, I haven't had a shag for weeks because my WAG is so emaciated  -- sorry did I say emaciated, I meant thin. I came over all rugby player for a minute then, Right, where was I? Oh yes -- my WAG is so thin I suspect she'd snap if she had even a half decent rogering.

An unlikely reply from his boss.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 09, 2010, 10:17:49 AM
"You know, I love that lad like a son," he said while wiping a tear away.

Unlikely reason that sports heroes use the same old cliches in interviews.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 09, 2010, 10:27:43 AM
There's only one autocue in the world.


Unlikely holiday destination for celebrity sports personality
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 09, 2010, 10:37:05 AM
"I'm going to Disneyland."


Unlikely comment from the Pope.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 09, 2010, 01:27:04 PM
We will be considering lesbian nuns and promiscuous contraceptive- using harlots for the papacy.


Unlikely harlot for next pope


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 09, 2010, 03:52:31 PM
I'd like to introduce Lady Gaga!



Unlikely U.S. presidential candidate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 09, 2010, 06:21:31 PM
The squirrel that attacked George W.

An unlikely first lady for the first woman president. 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 09, 2010, 06:28:00 PM
Ellen Degeneres or whatever her last name is but you know who I mean!




Unlikely result of Ellen Degeneres being the first lady.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 09, 2010, 06:42:34 PM
She married the first woman president, Sarah Palin.
In case your not aware, Sarah Palin is ultra conservative, anti-gay marriage, anti-abortion, anti-anything-that-was-invented-after-1850 running mate in the last election. She's a minor celebrity in the States but I doubt she'll ever see the inside of the oval office. Ellen Degeneres is a lesbian but I doubt you could put the two of them in the same room with them killing each other.

Unlikely new celebrity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 09, 2010, 07:11:49 PM
Justin Bieber.

Yes Gayle Sarah is a good target for our comedians over here in Oz.. I was also thinking that if Ellen remained in  her current relationship that would mean an Australian was president of the USA.

Unlikely result of an Australian being the president of the USA
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 09, 2010, 07:14:11 PM
No worries, no drama.



Unlikely item of junk mail you would reply to
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 09, 2010, 08:41:13 PM
Offer for sex tapes of my neighbor.


Unlikely result of Sarah Palin and Ellen Degeneres hook up.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 10, 2010, 10:32:49 AM
A rather nasty friction burn.  :o

An unlikely way to cure a friction burn.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 10, 2010, 11:47:32 AM
Dettol and a wire brush


Unlikely way to prevent beard rash
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 12, 2010, 01:52:25 PM
Shave her legs.

An unlikely way to floss teeth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 12, 2010, 02:24:14 PM
Using his thong [ew!]


Unlikely use for tumble drier fluff
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 12, 2010, 03:21:59 PM
bra filler


unlikely use for green bananas
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 12, 2010, 04:26:26 PM
jock strap filler



unlikely compost material
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 12, 2010, 07:53:59 PM
My marijuana stash.

Unlikely new vegetable created by genetic manipulation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 12, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
Tomatoes that taste just like turnips.

Unlikely for wanting to your tomatoes to taste like a vegetable no one really likes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 12, 2010, 08:36:41 PM
So you can serve them to guests you really wish hadn't come over.

Unlikely reason for disliking your guests.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
They weren't invited



Unlikely reason for not liking your in-laws
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 12, 2010, 09:11:37 PM
The polka dot ties and socks for your birthday ... every year.   ::) ;)

Unlikely reason for avoiding the speeding ticket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 12, 2010, 11:20:52 PM
I was texting my friend and I couldn't see the speedometer. [oh shit - now that's dangerous/reckless driving]


Unlikely condiment to serve with Bombay Duck
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 13, 2010, 06:46:28 AM
Jalapeno sauce.

An unlikely use for leftover bacon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: wifepot on November 13, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
To wrap on your bald head when it's got sun burn

An unlikely event at school sports day
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 13, 2010, 08:54:13 PM
A pole dance by the algebra teacher.


Unlikely result of burning underwear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 13, 2010, 09:33:48 PM
A cure for herpes is found. ( My friend named his dog herpes because it wouldn't heel)
Likely rise in emergency hospital attendences.



unlikely occurence if you leave your car unlocked with a wallet full off money ,parked downtown.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 13, 2010, 09:37:13 PM
It is returned to your door having had a full valet with a note in the wallet saying, "IOU for petrol."


Unlikely person to do such a thing
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 13, 2010, 09:43:13 PM
Members of the MWC writers coffee bar. Always broke looking for a sponsor.




Bones response to being offered a Porsche in exchange for a round of drinks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 13, 2010, 10:01:50 PM
He swipes it through Big T's specially crafted swipe thing and accepts it as part of the usual payment in virtual world but unknown to Bones BW is in her hammock and nicks the keys so she can drive off down to the off-licence, flog the swiped vehicle [which is of no use to a skeleton anyway, a Porsche is not known as a bone-shaker] and undercuts his prices with cheaper grog, makes herself a fortune and sets up a rival bar filled with hammocks for the drunken MWC members.




Unlikley grog BW purchases for the hammock bar
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 13, 2010, 10:22:11 PM
Coopers Brew, Lite beer 0-2% alcohol. ( Seriously someone made a beer with no alcohol. Who drinks it for the taste?)





Result of BW's laidback liquor dispensing licensed den of iniquity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 13, 2010, 10:47:17 PM
It becomes a major scandal - reporters come to interview her and the patrons of the hammock swinging establishment. Publishers learn of a den full of talented writers and rush to sign everyone up.


Unlikely result of Siobhan ever talking sense
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 14, 2010, 12:34:41 AM
She becomes a highly respected world leader adored by only slightly fewer people than Mother Teresa.

Unlikely person to become a world leader (besides Siobhan).

( My friend named his dog herpes because it wouldn't heel)
When I read this an image of someone walking through the park yelling, "Herpes! Herpes! Come Herpes" popped into my head and I just about sprayed my screen with tea.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 14, 2010, 04:42:29 AM
Any one of millions of sensible blokes

An unlikely thing for a sensible bloke to do on being anointed World Head.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 14, 2010, 09:44:05 AM
Declare haggis the answer to world hunger and order production ramped up 10,000 percent.

McDonalds unlikely response to the new haggis demand.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 14, 2010, 01:38:59 PM
They buy into it and declare it was always in their original plan...MacDonalds - it's in the name.


Unlikely plan by the haggis to avoid becoming part of the fast food chain
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 14, 2010, 03:50:15 PM
Making it only in parcels about the size of a Volkswagen.


Unlikely effort to require teachers to meet beauty standards. 
I had some real dogs (both male and female)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 14, 2010, 03:54:28 PM
Compulsory attendance at colour for you/power dressing/basic hygiene courses as part of their CPD.




Unlikely result of teachers looking good and smelling sweet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 14, 2010, 04:00:43 PM
Kids actually enjoying school.

Unlikely result of mandatory aerobics.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 14, 2010, 09:59:40 PM
Richard Symonds is resurrected an becomes an international star.



Result of Richard Symonds become a cult hero.  (I think I have the name right . I mean the aerobics Queen king of the 70's with the frizzy Afro type haircut.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 15, 2010, 02:56:02 PM
Richard Simmons makes tons of money and doesn't give a damn if folks think he's the Queen King of anything at all!

Unlikely result of crossing Stephen King with Julia Child.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 15, 2010, 06:45:46 PM
Prince Julius a child blessed with the gift of tongues.


Unlikely use for such a gift
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 16, 2010, 12:32:29 AM
Open a butcher shop that specializes in tongue meat.  ::)

Unlikely reason to eat a tongue sandwich.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 16, 2010, 01:15:42 PM
You're a writer lost for words and hope the contents of the sandwich will provide you with loquacious and magniloquent expression.





Unlikely inspiration for a writer of 'horror' stories
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 16, 2010, 02:18:25 PM
Being married to a great romantic poet and travelling through Italy and Spain. Oh wait; that's already been done.  ;)

Unlikely reason to fall in love with a great romantic poet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 16, 2010, 03:17:31 PM
GSOH and loaded.



Unlikely acronym used in the classifieds for a room share
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 16, 2010, 05:24:39 PM
BYOB

Unlikely choice for an entree at a fancy French restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 16, 2010, 06:29:44 PM
Crubeens [pigs' trotters - Irish style...peasant probably]

Unlikely marketing slogan for upgrading of crubeens to replace lamb shanks
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 16, 2010, 08:05:25 PM
Movin' on up!


Unlikely slogan for the brothel downtown.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 16, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
For a professional job, visit Mandy's where all our clients come clean...just like the girls. [medical certificates available for scrutiny at reception]



Unlikely disease from such an establishment
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 16, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
Inflamed paper cuts from going through the medical certificates.

Unlikely item for an x-ray to discover lodged inside you.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 16, 2010, 10:23:14 PM
You can't be serious...you honestly were unaware that you had bullet in your rectum! Look, it's here on the X-ray.



Unlikely condition/occasion/circumstance to suffer from whereby you wouldn't notice a gun had been emptied into your backside.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 17, 2010, 09:51:37 PM
Running from the farmer who is soon to be a grandpa. (Hmm...maybe that's too likely.)

Unlikely consequence of derriere bullet extraction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 17, 2010, 09:57:24 PM
Facelift [perhaps not so unlikely when I think of some who've had bad ones]


Unlikely explanation for the pontiff to wear an Akubra hat rather than his regular headgear when giving a papal address
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 17, 2010, 10:05:53 PM
He's trying to learn how to say fair dinkum without the Italian accent which makes it sound like he's ordering a round for the house.

Unlikely consequence of the Pope ordering a round of drinks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 17, 2010, 10:10:08 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Shares in communion [Italian] wine soar, the rest of the wine producing world is banjacksed by this and move to distillation of grass, fields are emptied, cattle die...aargh it's the apocalypse.

Unlikely reason why wine growers would choose to distil grass
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 17, 2010, 10:29:13 PM
Drinkable marijuana is the new fad.

Unlikely consequence of legalizing liquid marijuana.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 17, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Hip flasks become popular again.




Unlikely use for a fob watch and a monocle
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 18, 2010, 06:29:24 AM
Timing how long it takes to fry an ant.






Unlikely response from the Guinness book opf records over said time....
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 18, 2010, 12:54:54 PM
Well, the fob watch was pretty useless, no secondhand.


Unlikely way to spend/kill time in the dentist's waiting room
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2010, 08:40:09 PM
Killing the other patients to shorten the wait.

Unlikely new miracle cure for everything.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 18, 2010, 08:46:12 PM
Siobhan!



Unlikely place for Siobhan to spend her final moments
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
On top of the piano in a backwater bar playing the ukulele.

Unlikely name for said bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 18, 2010, 09:15:11 PM
Heaven Can Wait





Unlikely ukelele accompaniment [could almost work for a Limerick!]
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2010, 09:18:32 PM
Two kazoos and a Jew's harp.


Unlikely name for this quartet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 18, 2010, 09:22:39 PM
The Twanging Foreskins



Unlikely venue for this quartet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 18, 2010, 09:45:13 PM
A gay bar in Montreal.

Unlikely name for French-Canadian gay bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2010, 10:20:53 PM
Frere Jock.

Unlikely house wine for said bar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 18, 2010, 10:25:22 PM
Buckfast [Tonic wine - apparently it's mental juice! Real stuff and very cheap]




Unlikely rebranding of Buckfast
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2010, 10:40:42 PM
Mixed with a cheap Merlot, rebottled and rebranded as Château Du Buisson Bordeaux.

Unlikely consequence of pilfering the Buisson Bordeaux brand
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 18, 2010, 10:47:42 PM
International acclaim for having the stones to do such and appointed new CEO of Balls Brothers [drink/wine merchants]




Unlikely description for a wine [in the style of oenophiles???]
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 18, 2010, 11:03:40 PM
The 2010 Buckyfast-Merlot blend had intense ripe fruit flavors, though generally rotted and plenty of round tannins; slightly tannic, with spices, plum, black pepper and aromas and flavors not normally associated with comestibles.


Unlikely public reaction when this product is recalled.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 18, 2010, 11:32:21 PM
Sobriety



Unlikely upside of sobriety
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on November 19, 2010, 03:13:20 PM
Good solid legislation is passed through the senates in proper time. Businesses are managed in a mature and ethical manor.




Unlikely use for a spatula?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 19, 2010, 03:55:00 PM
Smearing peanut butter on a baboon's pink arse.

An unlikely new radical for of deviancy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 19, 2010, 06:53:21 PM
free [radical]



Unlikely use for fractels
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 19, 2010, 11:57:19 PM
Forging Jackson Pollock "originals."

Unlikely method of repairing Humpty Dumpty.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 20, 2010, 04:10:18 AM
Psychoanalysis (turns out he threw himself off the wall to get his mum's attention).

An unlikely thing to use as a splint.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 20, 2010, 11:31:04 AM
spaghetti

Unlikely place to find spaghetti.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 20, 2010, 12:34:11 PM
cement mixer

unlikely place to receive first aid
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 20, 2010, 05:14:32 PM
Third world countries.





Unlikely new saint
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 20, 2010, 06:25:44 PM
John Talbot's horse when a history book reprint omits one of the Ns in cannonized.

An unlikely feast day for the new saint.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 20, 2010, 06:44:27 PM
Either the Spring or Autumn equin[e]ox



Unlikely result of a mutation whereby humans now also have eyes on their ears
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 20, 2010, 07:16:42 PM
Adds an entirely new meaning to the ubiquitous phrase, "I see."

Unlikely use for a mutant with a 180 degree field of vision.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 20, 2010, 07:24:58 PM
Fronts two TV shows 'Panorama' and 'Horizon'



Unlikely symptoms/manifestation of  animal magnetism




Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 20, 2010, 07:34:37 PM
You end up walking around with gerbils and other small rodents stuck to your body.

Unlikely benefit of having a gerbil attached to your hip.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 20, 2010, 07:42:02 PM
Softens the impact when you bump into doorhandles



Unlikely sequel to Titanic
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 20, 2010, 08:35:59 PM
Iceberg: The Story of the Titanic from the Iceberg's point of view

Unlikely complaint made by an iceberg that has been hit by a cruise ship.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 20, 2010, 09:23:02 PM
Bloody hell - I just had a manicure and now my nail's chipped.



Unlikely topic of conversation with a manicurist
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 20, 2010, 10:13:39 PM
Nails I have chewed.

Unlikely meeting of star musicians.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 21, 2010, 12:58:00 PM
All the stellar names fight for a place on Mars with Ziggy Stardust and Major Tom holds them captive in an underground establishment, a cavern filled with beetles and uncertain genesis.


Unlikely name for the holding pen mentioned above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 21, 2010, 03:59:33 PM
Weird and Gilly and the Spiders From Mars   ::)


Unlikely caress.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 25, 2010, 09:30:19 AM
Sarah Palin hugging Barney Frank.

Unlikely new US capitol after we build a wall around Washington DC and declare the inmates insane.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 25, 2010, 10:24:09 AM
Saugatuck, Michigan


Unlikely director of the insane asylum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 26, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
Dr. Kavorkian

Unlikely reason to support euthanasia.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 26, 2010, 12:58:45 PM
We all want to pay less taxes - get rid of the pensioners.


Unlikely use for a pensioner
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 26, 2010, 06:29:01 PM
Professional soccer goalie.

Unlikely replacement for an airline pilot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 26, 2010, 11:16:06 PM
The three blind mice

Unlikely consequence of training rodent pilots.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 26, 2010, 11:58:50 PM
Strike by the cockroach air crew


Unlikely use for cockroaches
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 27, 2010, 12:08:52 AM
Chauffeurs for the Queen.


Unlikely result of a date between the Queen and the artist-known-as-Prince.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 27, 2010, 12:57:30 AM
The U.S. becomes a British colony again.

Unlikely result of musicians acting as politicians.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 27, 2010, 10:59:41 AM
A more polished song and dance routine compared to what they give now!


Unlikely politician to have international success and a film biopic that is a record-breaker in the box office
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 27, 2010, 12:29:55 PM
Kim Jong-il


Unlikely result of free elections in North Korea.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 27, 2010, 12:33:45 PM
Kim Jong-seriously-il get's elected.

An unlikely reason to vote for a man who looks like a baked potato on legs.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 27, 2010, 12:37:02 PM
Thought if you filled in the form you'd get a free snack at Spud U Like.



Unlikely mutation of spuds from GM crops
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 27, 2010, 01:01:11 PM
A living and breathing Mr. Potato Head.

Unlikely consequence of creating a race Mr. Potato Heads.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 27, 2010, 01:46:58 PM
They avenge the Potato Famine and overthrow the British Government, strike an alliance with the Tea Leaves based in Boston and take over the world through consumption of these basic comestibles. Poteen is their leader.


Unlikely partner for Poteen


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 27, 2010, 05:12:09 PM
Pernod Ricard adds it to their line of Scotch whiskey, infuriating a few Irish.

Unlikely outcome of the Irish-Scotch whiskey revolt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 27, 2010, 07:05:10 PM
The distilleries of Scotland and Ireland conduct and aggressive marketing campaign to undermine clear and colourless spirits.


Unlikely colour for a ghost
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 27, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
Florescent green with pink stripes.

Unlikely place for a florescent-green-with-pink-striped ghost to haunt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 27, 2010, 08:36:19 PM
A rock candy store - would never be seen!



Unlikely flavour for rock candy
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 27, 2010, 09:16:42 PM
Chocolate Granite


Unlikely time for snuggling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 27, 2010, 09:24:08 PM
You know it's dangerous while you're driving...and the gear stick gets in the way plus high sided vehicles like buses and trucks can see down!




Unlikely excuse to the police for getting caught 'snuggling' whilst driving.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 27, 2010, 09:52:23 PM
The devil made me do it!  ::)

Unlikely sentence for driving while snuggling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 27, 2010, 10:12:12 PM
Community service seconded to forensic clean up crews.


Unlikely tool for forensic clean-ups.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 28, 2010, 04:58:17 PM
A sleeping bag.

An unlikely place for a web cam.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 28, 2010, 05:07:39 PM
my bedroom


unlikely thing to find in a builder's toolbox
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 28, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Mother's jewelry box.


Unlikely item found in Mother's jewelry box.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 28, 2010, 08:41:59 PM
the next-door neighbour's dentures


unlikely use for another's dentures
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 28, 2010, 08:50:58 PM
Leaving bite marks on victims.


Unlikely victim of bite marks from purloined dentures.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 28, 2010, 08:53:26 PM
A mortgage lender savaged by pensioners who have lost out when they re-mortgaged to help out their offspring - this way no one culprit can be identified among the gummy elders.


Unlikely excuse not to help out the kids.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 28, 2010, 11:42:17 PM
They've all grown up to be mortgage bankers.

Unlikely commodity other than cash with which to pay your mortgage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 28, 2010, 11:55:29 PM
children - other people's if you still love your own



alternative financial drain to offspring
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 28, 2010, 11:58:24 PM
Elderly parents

Unlikely way to avoid becoming an elderly parent.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 28, 2010, 11:59:33 PM
Glue!


Unlikely penance given after confession
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 29, 2010, 12:01:30 AM
Spank yourself while saying "I'm a naughty boy!"

Unlikely reason for being given such a penance.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 29, 2010, 04:50:38 AM
The priest is NOT a pervert!

An unlikely way to smoke a kipper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 29, 2010, 09:55:15 AM
At the Eleventh Night bonfires [in NI when they burn effigies of local politicians that have a Catholic/Nationalist association]



Unlikely solution for sectarian politics
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 29, 2010, 10:09:02 AM
In exchange for an £8 billion loan at a favourable rate (plus an apology for eating all the oaty biscuits during the caviar famine), make Eire absorb NI. Relocate any disgruntled Ulstermen (complete with drums) to the bible belt in the USA.

An unlikely reason for a giant to need a causeway.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 29, 2010, 10:19:29 AM
Love your suggestion!

The rickety rope bridge [at Carrick na Ree] was too much maintenance and always plagued by bloody trolls underneath it - smoking crack I think.


Unlikely reason why trolls would take to smoking crack
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on November 29, 2010, 11:57:04 AM
The ogres keep winning the All-Beasty Rugby Tournament.

Unlikely team to play in the All-Beasty Rugby League.
(At the risk of sounding like a clueless, self-absorbed North American, where exactly are NI and Eire?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 29, 2010, 12:50:34 PM
Both on the same island of Ireland. The Republic of Ireland is Irish, capital Dublin, and often known as 'the south' Northern Ireland is the top right corner block, known as the province of Ulster [though how many counties make it up is a matter of debate 6? 9?...depends on your politics. The capital of NI is Belfast and though it has a devolved government is British. 'Norn Iron' is often just called ' the north'.

Cougars and Sex Kittens

Unlikely pick up line from a cougar


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 29, 2010, 02:00:21 PM
You wished for pussy, this is what you get. Snaaaaaarl.

An unlikely material for a coffin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 29, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
diamond filigree mesh



Unlikely place for a puffin to nest
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 29, 2010, 05:06:15 PM
In the beard of a pipe smoker.

Unlikely reason to sew leather patches on the elbows of your cardigan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 29, 2010, 05:10:07 PM
So you know where they are when you want to make a wallet.



Unlikely event demanding plus-fours as the dress code
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 29, 2010, 05:16:18 PM
Induction into the ancient order of gits.

An unlikely thing for a philanthropist to say.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 29, 2010, 05:55:50 PM
Sod the lot of you hypocritical bastards, I don't give a shit anyway.


Unlikely philanthropist
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 29, 2010, 09:14:27 PM
Hetty Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetty_Green)

Unlikely reason to seek a donation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 29, 2010, 09:22:13 PM
You wish to plug a rat hole with coins so the buggers can't get in and eat your cables and blow your circuit board then die behind the hot press and become bloated with maggots but you blame the smell on your dog who you suspect has peed on the carpet on the bathroom landing and don't realise this until you reach for a towel from the cupboard and the maggoty little shit is lying there --when you try to lift him his guts split and the maggots drop behind the hot water tank and then you're really pissed off because you have to catch a flight to London on the hottest day of the year and the tar flicks up on your legs giving them a speckled effect that isn't really very attractive and makes your legs stick to the upholstery of the hire car...maybe? [there's more to this too]


Unlikely thing to happen to the person above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 30, 2010, 03:08:15 AM
She gets a foot massage off a man with the hands of a piano player.

An unlikely reason why the man has the piano player's hands.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 30, 2010, 09:41:51 AM
He's building his own person.  (a la "Frankenstein")   ::)


Unlikely reason to attempt building a person.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 30, 2010, 09:45:57 AM
You have no friends so decide to make some.

An unlikely reason for having no friends.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 30, 2010, 09:47:11 AM
You are wealthy and generous to a fault, but your breath would fog the harbor.


An unlikely reason for such foul breath.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on November 30, 2010, 10:12:15 AM
You have an extremely supple spine and a nine inch tongue.

Unlikely reason for wearing a monocle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on November 30, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
You've misplaced your glass eye and you need something to keep the draft out.

Unlikely place for your glass eye to be found.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 30, 2010, 08:59:58 PM
On the tip of your nine-inch tongue.

Unlikely reason for keeping a cougar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 30, 2010, 11:17:08 PM
As a draught excluder by your front door



Unlikely door bell sound
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 30, 2010, 11:28:59 PM
Inagaddavida
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bQZ6l_cq5Y


Unlikely door-to-door sales item.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on November 30, 2010, 11:33:44 PM
returned/other people's mail



unlikely reason to paint your toenails
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on November 30, 2010, 11:35:38 PM
To match your yellow Lamborghini.


Unlikely use for a Lamborghini.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 01, 2010, 12:14:33 AM
As landing lights on an airstrip.

Unlikely use for an airstrip.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2010, 03:36:19 AM
Well it's just a long flat place where you keep all your spare air  ::)

An unlikely reason why you need spare air.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 01, 2010, 07:16:39 AM
We don't talk enough to generate our own spare hot air.

Unlikely use of a mime.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2010, 07:48:39 AM
Town crier. [Yes we still have them here.]

An unlikely way to ensure you never have to leave the safety of America.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 01, 2010, 12:29:16 PM
Insult the people of every country on the planet in diplomatic cables. [Oh, wait a minute...didn't George Bush already do that?]

Unlikely use for lime juice.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2010, 12:31:13 PM
Hardening the nipples.

An unlikely reason for needing hard nips.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 01, 2010, 01:31:33 PM
Places to hang Christmas ornaments.


Unlikely use for seasonal signage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2010, 01:56:54 PM
As an instrument for beating carol singers.

An unlikely place to find cranberry sauce/jelly.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 01, 2010, 02:01:57 PM
In your sock drawer.

Unlikely reason to keep cranberry sauce in your sock drawer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2010, 02:10:14 PM
Your fridge is full of body parts.

An unlikely thing to do with a snow-woman.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 01, 2010, 02:23:40 PM
Buy a ring and propose.

Unlikely reason for feeling compelled to marry a snow-woman.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 01, 2010, 03:00:07 PM
She's the only woman who ever melted in your arms.

Unlikely consequence of having a seasonal wife.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 01, 2010, 03:12:25 PM
The onset of seasonal affective disorder...all year round




Unlikely national dish representing America
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 01, 2010, 03:36:41 PM
Halal pretzels.

An unlikely national dish for England.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 01, 2010, 05:00:42 PM
French toast and chips

unlikely method of communication during a concert
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 01, 2010, 08:39:03 PM
morse code smoke signals


unlikely design for a fish bowl
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 01, 2010, 09:22:58 PM
Large metal colander.

Unlikely sexual pairing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 01, 2010, 09:43:04 PM
a baguette and a doughnut




unlikely name for offspring of above mentioned coupling
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 02, 2010, 12:34:09 AM
sugar-coated croissants

Unlikely dessert to follow a cannibals' feast.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 02, 2010, 12:40:04 AM
a selection of fine French pastries including profiteroles stuffed with creme de la cranium encased in a caramelised cage of finely shredded entrails




Unlikely dessert at a vegan banquet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 02, 2010, 04:43:58 AM
Nothing. Let's skip dessert and bring out the mains powered dildos!

An unlikely trick to teach a pet mosquito.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 02, 2010, 06:36:16 AM
Sucking the fluid from grapes and turning it vegan

unlikely use for old typewriter ribbons
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 02, 2010, 12:55:55 PM
dental floss for trolls



unlikely troll 'gotta have' accessory
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 02, 2010, 01:15:58 PM
Silk pajamas.

Unlikely use for used prison uniforms.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 02, 2010, 02:01:24 PM
New range of luxury bedlinen for the trust fund, bad boy wannabes



Unlikely trim to such bedlinen
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 02, 2010, 10:11:20 PM
pink flowers along the edge; specially autographed by Jail-Bait Barbie.

Unlikely new toy for girls (besides Jail-Bait Barbie).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 02, 2010, 10:32:13 PM
Ex-con Ken.

Unlikely new Christmas drink to replace eggnog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 02, 2010, 11:08:20 PM
Tinsel - red Aftershock and Goldschlager for that Christmassy glitter



unlikely number of shots before totally blasted on Tinsel
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 03, 2010, 12:02:37 AM
1/2 a shot: it tastes so terrible you can't drink anymore so you just pretend that you're blasted to avoid drinking more.

Unlikely holiday tradition
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 03, 2010, 03:04:21 AM
roasting the dog with the chestnuts  [just make sure dog-lovers, that yours doesn't have nuts on its chest]



Unlikely wrapping for presents
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 03, 2010, 04:43:01 AM
More presents.

An unlikely reason why girls like to dress up as Santa.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 03, 2010, 06:01:25 AM
In costume as a protest against all the multi-orgasmic women they go for the 'comes once a year' slogan


Unlikely distraction to put you off your stroke
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 03, 2010, 06:14:30 AM
The woman dies.

An unlikely reason for shivering.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 03, 2010, 11:02:59 AM
The woman you were having sex with up and died half way through. You're shivering not because it's creepy but because you're enraged that anyone could be so rude.

unlikely social faux pas to commit at a wine tasting.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 03, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
introduce a wine buff [oenophile] as fellow paedophile



unlikely faux pas at a Board of Governors meeting
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 03, 2010, 08:07:29 PM
Blurting out, "so when do think that the old stiff who chairs these meetings is going to kick off and give someone else a chance?"

Unlikely faux pas to make a Christmas party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 04, 2010, 11:13:41 AM
Asking all the guests if they're friends of the bride or the groom.

Unlikely addition to the Christmas punch bowl.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 04, 2010, 11:15:59 AM
Laxative [by the designated driver]


Unlikely designated driver/s
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 04, 2010, 01:00:16 PM
Old Blind-Harry-No-Legs from Limavady.

Unlikely reason to visit the Muff Diving Club in Co. Donegal. It exists! http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 04, 2010, 02:43:58 PM
Looking for muffin recipes.

Unlikely reason to know a muff-diving club exists.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 04, 2010, 04:07:00 PM
You googled the name and laughed in disbelief


Unlikely winner of the Miss Beautiful Muff competition
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 04, 2010, 08:17:27 PM
Grandma Moses

Unlikely runner-up in the Miss Beautiful Muff competition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 04, 2010, 08:53:08 PM
Scuba diver from Cardiff

unlikely road sign
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 04, 2010, 10:44:57 PM
"Slow for Construction: We request that female nudists drive even slower than everyone else."

Unlikely result of female nudists driving slowly through a construction zone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 04, 2010, 11:11:03 PM
Construction comes to an abrupt halt and the construction company is overrun with applications from fourteen year old boys.

An unlikely thing to be addicted to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 04, 2010, 11:59:33 PM
Construction zones near nudist colonies.

Unlikely use for discarded clothing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 05, 2010, 04:20:10 AM
To prevent back strain and carpet burn.

An unlikely reason why there was a nail brush in the Christmas cracker I pulled last night at the club function.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 05, 2010, 05:35:19 AM
Someone was trying to preserve it with clear nail polish.

An unlikely use for clear nail polish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 05, 2010, 06:26:39 AM
Poor-man's (v-word that means little blue pill): though you need a lot and it takes a while to work. Once your partner has been fully satisfied, you just rinse with nail polish remover. WARNING: make sure the polish is FULLY dry before penetration!

An unlikely side-effect of too much clear nail polish.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 05, 2010, 07:45:56 AM
The fumes act as a depressant and kill the libido.

Unlikely consequence of a dead libido.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 05, 2010, 10:30:23 AM
A spooky, but spirited, resurrection res-erection shuffle



Unlikely way of establishing a new home
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 05, 2010, 11:22:59 AM
Pitching a tent in the middle of a freeway.

Unlikely reason for pitching your tent in the middle of a freeway.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 05, 2010, 12:15:29 PM
It's free and it's on your way.

An unlikely reason for owning a tent.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 05, 2010, 01:15:39 PM
tax purposes


unlikely claim for tax relief
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 05, 2010, 01:17:56 PM
I'm supporting a tribe of multi-millionaire Republicans.

Unlikely outcome of a sane, rationale, real issues election.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 05, 2010, 01:27:50 PM
Something actually gets done that improves society


Unlikely reaction to above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 05, 2010, 01:39:50 PM
We realise that improvement was NOT what we wanted.

An unlikely place to keep a snake.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 05, 2010, 05:13:17 PM
In the baby's bassinet.

Unlikely things, other than snakes, to keep in the bassinet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 05, 2010, 05:15:43 PM
clarinet



Unlikely reason why musical instruments might be kept in nets
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 05, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
To help players carry a tune.

Unlikely alto sax player.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 05, 2010, 06:24:19 PM
Hilary Clinton

An unlikely reason for not avoiding Nanki-Poo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 05, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
You're not severely allergic to the Mikado.

Unlikely reason to undress at the counter of McDonald's.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 05, 2010, 09:42:44 PM
You're hoping a strip tease will get you a free lunch.

Unlikely reason for wanting a free lunch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 05, 2010, 09:49:10 PM
You're at MacDonald's, for cryin' out loud.  :P

Unlikely reason for being at a fast food restaurant in the first place.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 05, 2010, 10:39:56 PM
Your f***ing kitchen ceiling has fallen down and the water pipes have somehow been reconnected incorrectly {oh, no that's true...but still unlikely for most people}


Unlikely stocking filler for the world's brainiest kid
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 06, 2010, 12:28:08 AM
A Heisenberg compensator so that he can know the exact location and momentum of particles in order to transmute matter.

An unlikely consequence of being able to transmute matter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 06, 2010, 03:14:00 AM
My bedroom becomes full of girls wearing nothing but thongs. On second thoughts, forget the thongs.

An unlikely person to purchase a race hamster.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 08, 2010, 08:55:31 PM
Mario Androdent.   (Bastardization of Mario Andretti for non-racing fans.)


Unlikely venue for a hamster race.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 09, 2010, 12:16:46 AM
Human orifices. [hamsters/gerbils - they're all the same when they're wet]



New human orifice and its purpose/function.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 09, 2010, 11:40:57 AM
Waste infusion hole for toxic waste ingestion.

Unlikely new human genome.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 09:05:34 AM
Common sense that is actually common and sensible

unlikely reason to sing a dirge
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 09:08:18 AM
as an audition for funeral follower of the year




unlikely top tip for a professional funeral follower
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 09:24:35 AM
Join the respected group of Westboro Derps and see the world.


unlikely method of traveling around the world.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 09:38:11 AM
In a torpedo case.


unlikely table decoration
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
1962 Chevy Impala


unlikely song to sing at a wedding
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 10, 2010, 12:42:56 PM
John Brown's body lies a mouldering in the grave....


Unlikely app for a phone


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 02:58:21 PM
rotary dial simulator

unlikely scent for scented candles.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 04:48:57 PM
Road kill


Unlikely use for leftover holiday candies.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 10, 2010, 05:11:41 PM
Using them as ammunition in your air rifle to take potshots at the neighborhood Scrooge.

Unlikely name for candy-shooting air rifle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 05:29:48 PM
Good and Plenty


Unlikely reason for using real ammunition on the neighborhood Scrooge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 10, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
you thought he wanted to lose some weight

unlikely way to lose weight
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 10, 2010, 05:52:52 PM
Go on a seafood diet (I see food and I eat it.)

Unlikely result of eating nothing but seafood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 10, 2010, 06:45:45 PM
You have an insatiable craving saltwater taffy.

Unlikely manufacturer of your favorite saltwater taffy.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 10, 2010, 10:16:26 PM
Goodyear Tires


Unlikely person to play the lead in the remake of The Flying Nun.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 11, 2010, 06:15:52 AM
Roseann Barr


unlikely thing to occur at the annual Office Christmas Party
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 11, 2010, 08:01:32 AM
Your company was just bought by the Saudis and next year's Christmas party will be replaced with a pilgrimage to Mecca.

Unlikely name for a new breakfast cereal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 11, 2010, 11:24:29 AM
Go Go Nightie Nights


unlikely side effect of laxatives
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on December 11, 2010, 11:56:11 AM
You think clearer...


Unlikely consequence of politicians forced to take laxatives..




Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 11, 2010, 12:22:59 PM
They spout even more shite than usual.

Unlikely use for a sensible politician.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 11, 2010, 02:16:41 PM
Senate Majority Leader


Unlikely effect of airport x-rays.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 11, 2010, 05:39:01 PM
They cure cancer.

Unlikely reason to want a cure for cancer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 11, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
The goat is sick.


Unlikely reason for skipping your appointment with the tax auditor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 12, 2010, 03:54:48 AM
He has a blunt pencil.

An unlikely thing to wear while snowboarding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 12, 2010, 07:56:28 AM
Mankini

unlikely garb for a bar mitzvah
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 12, 2010, 05:30:17 PM
A speedo and swim fins.


Unlikely First Communion gift.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Tomorrow on December 12, 2010, 09:40:32 PM
Hairspray

Unlikely thing to say in an elevator
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 13, 2010, 12:32:52 AM
"You know, I lost my virginity in this elevator."

Unlikely reason for this spontaneaous confession.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 08:44:22 AM
The cable snapped and the car dropped and you are about to die in a smashing lump at the bottom of the shaft.

unlikely excuse for missing a doctor's appointment
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 13, 2010, 10:09:38 AM
I was trapped inside a tight nurse.

An unlikely part time job for a student studying economics.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 13, 2010, 10:57:48 AM
Mortician's Assistant


Unlikely reason for being trapped in a tight nurse.   ::)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 13, 2010, 11:14:21 AM
She suffering from intermittent spontaneous tetanus.

An unlikely way to loosen a tight nurse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 13, 2010, 01:42:53 PM
Grease her liberally with motor oil


Unlikely effect of showering her with diamonds


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 13, 2010, 02:20:13 PM
Hideous pock marks all over her shoulders.

An unlikely thing you'd swap for a diamond.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 02:27:29 PM
An octagon

unlikely place to find an octagon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 13, 2010, 03:44:38 PM
Tattooed on the arse of an octogenarian.

An unlikley reason to be inspecting the arse of an octogenarian
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 13, 2010, 04:43:02 PM
Sexual desire

unlikely method for transcribing medical documents
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 13, 2010, 06:17:04 PM
Pissing in the snow.

An unlikely use for yellow snow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 13, 2010, 09:10:16 PM
Making slurpees.

Unlikely  new slurpee flavour
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 07:17:41 AM
bacon and cheese doodles

unlikely use for a bookmark
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 14, 2010, 07:45:45 AM
Placed on it's side in Jerusalem as a barrier between the Jews and the Arabs. It might also need a string of barbed wire along the top to stop people sitting on it.

An unlikely reason why Jews and Arabs might swap hats.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 12:29:01 PM
The hot sun made them all wish they were Hindus.


Unlikely reason to parachute jump.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 14, 2010, 01:00:05 PM
You want to see if the wind will dislodge your toupee.

An unlikely person to become a pipe smoker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 01:10:42 PM
an asthmatic purist president of the Lung Cancer Society


unlikely research funded by the Lung Cancer Society
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 14, 2010, 04:04:08 PM
Research into a cigarette that contains chemotherepy drugs so that smokers can smoke their cancer away.

Unlikely fundraiser for cancer research.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 14, 2010, 05:10:41 PM
God.

An unlikely new perversion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 05:25:17 PM
Navel lint.

Unlikely new use for an old perversion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 14, 2010, 06:00:45 PM
Necrophilia is a great way to beat those recession induced blues; why waste money wining and dining warm skirt?

An unlikely surgical operation you might perform on a friend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 14, 2010, 06:04:26 PM
Breast implants on Mark.

unlikely reason Mark. would sign up for breast implants
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 14, 2010, 06:08:54 PM
38-D. Doesn't need them.


Unlikely use for old falsies.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
booty boosters


unlikely reason for wanting an giant ass
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 14, 2010, 06:39:37 PM
It's surely a more comfortable ride than a bony one!

An unlikely way to clean your car.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 06:56:07 PM
With sudsy hedgehogs



Unlikely outcome for the cunning fox being chased by hounds


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 14, 2010, 09:19:10 PM
He gets voted president of the hunters association as he clearly has more brains than anyone who think killing is fun.

Unlikely name for a fox who is president of the hunters association.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 14, 2010, 10:09:16 PM
Reynard Tallyho Cunning[ham]

unlikely pin-up for the mouse brotherhood
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 14, 2010, 10:38:02 PM
A cat in a black lace teddy.

Unlikely use for black lace.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 14, 2010, 11:23:21 PM
Come-hither trim for your chastity belt.

Unlikely manufacturer of chastity belts.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2010, 07:49:59 AM
The Playboy Club


Unlikely centerfold for the next issue of the Playboy magazine.
(are they still in business?)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 15, 2010, 10:25:19 AM
The man with the incredible folding spine.

An unlikely name for a gentleman's magazine.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 15, 2010, 11:57:36 AM
Syphilis Monthly


Unlikely location for selling men's magazines.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 15, 2010, 02:18:57 PM
Lobby of the Vatican


Unlikely gift for priest for Christmas
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 15, 2010, 07:40:04 PM
pop up bible




Unlikely pop up book for politicians
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 15, 2010, 07:57:45 PM
Anything with words instead of pictures.


Unlikely pop up book for nuns.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 15, 2010, 09:35:35 PM
The Pop-Up Kama Sutra (Not a word of a lie: this really exists.)

Unlikely person to own the Kama Sutra (besides nuns).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 16, 2010, 12:12:21 AM
An eunuch.

Unlikely name for a new passenger ship.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 16, 2010, 10:52:32 AM
Titanic II


unlikely name for a commercial airline
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 16, 2010, 12:12:47 PM
Hindenburg Air

Unlikely name for a submarine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 01:42:41 PM
Yellow


Unlikely position for changing a tire.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 16, 2010, 05:31:37 PM
Missionary Position  ;D

Unlikely name for a sexual position.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 16, 2010, 06:50:52 PM
The trombone of solace.

An unlikely pizza to share after a quick trombone of solace.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 16, 2010, 08:07:34 PM
"The Blow Your Own Horn" special: it's topped with beans, beans and more beans.

Unlikely name for a vegetarian cookbook.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 08:15:20 PM
Meat Lover's Unite!

Unlikely use for used trombone solaces.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 16, 2010, 11:06:57 PM
30 second porn downloads.

Unlikely new item to be taxed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 16, 2010, 11:11:32 PM
Your current taxes.


Unlikely new element to be discovered.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 17, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
sensibilicon

unlikely thing to be sensible about
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 17, 2010, 10:08:48 PM
Life


Unlikely use for old, burned-out hippies.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 18, 2010, 05:36:45 AM
Corporate executives

unlikely reason for my dog to be standing by the back door
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2010, 06:58:39 AM
He's trying to warn you that your husband's first wife is buried under the patio.

Unlikely reason why most Americans have a back garden that is 36 inches by 36 inches.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 18, 2010, 07:20:24 AM
Convenient place to bury those embarassing painted garden gnomes and plastic flamingos they bought on their last drunken trip to Wal-Mart.

Unlikely reason to get drunk before shopping at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2010, 07:27:44 AM
To deaden the disappointment of discovering that the bastards don't actually sell Wals.

An unlikely definition for a wal.

 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 18, 2010, 09:51:53 AM
The business end of a walrus.

Unlikely use for used walruses.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2010, 10:02:52 AM
Pet's for the obese. Let's face it, if you are out walking your walrus no one is going to stare at your fat arse.

An unlikely consequence of pet walruses.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 18, 2010, 10:08:12 AM
A sudden decline in demand causes a precipitous drop in the price of arctic ice floes.

Unlikely consequence of attractively priced arctic ice floes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 18, 2010, 11:17:02 AM
Banks start packaging mortgages on individual ice floes as commodities, and get rich selling them to unwitting (or is that witless?) brokers.


Unlikely punishment for selling worthless commodities.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2010, 11:53:48 AM
A massive bonus.

An unlikely thing to auction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 12:29:42 PM
nothing - goes to the highest bidder and will arrive in an empty box


unlikely bidder for 'nothing'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2010, 12:40:13 PM
No one (obviously)  ::)

An unlikely place for no one to go having purchased nothing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 12:42:26 PM
Charity Ball in Grosvenor House


Unlikely outfit for New Year Ball
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2010, 12:45:18 PM
Naked except for a rubber Mrs Thatcher mask.

An unlikely name for a pet tortoise.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 03:47:25 PM
Nano-sec



Unlikely receptacle for mulled wine
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 18, 2010, 04:35:30 PM
The Queen Mum's shoe.


Unlikely radio station to broadcast State secrets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 18, 2010, 05:11:42 PM
Nipples FM

An unlikely thing to find in your navel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 18, 2010, 05:15:45 PM
The Complete Unabridged Works of Charles Dickens.

Unlikely subject matter for a story by Charles Dickens.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 18, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
Corns and fungal infections of the feet


Unlikely Christmas slogan ..
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 18, 2010, 10:30:16 PM
"Don't Buy A Goddam Thing Here!"


Unlikely choice to replace Santa Claus.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 18, 2010, 11:52:48 PM
Biff the Bodybuilder: he fills the kids stockings with protein bars and supplements. No sweets or junkfood on his watch.  :'(

Unlikely name for a bodybuilder.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 19, 2010, 05:06:44 AM
Mr Crochet Thighs

An unlikely thing to stuff your turkey with.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 19, 2010, 06:52:13 AM
Cornish hens


unlikely thing to be allergic to
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 19, 2010, 11:02:40 AM
air

Unlikely name for hurricane.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 19, 2010, 11:38:18 AM
Zarathustra

unlikely name for a god or goddess
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 19, 2010, 11:54:35 AM
God. It like totally lacks any kind of gravitas.

An unlikely name for a planet.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 19, 2010, 03:05:02 PM
Mandy [even though Barry Manilow sang about it]


Unlikely item to be traded from another planet

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 19, 2010, 04:18:25 PM
Mind correction devices, the cure for such things as tradesmen (who have come to fix the roof) turning up without ladders.  ::)

An unlikely thing to do with a giant cornflake.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 19, 2010, 04:53:37 PM
Try to use it as a growth incentive for your corn.

An unlikely reason to be at a jazz club at midnight.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 19, 2010, 05:27:09 PM
They have a sale on, two riffs for the price of one.

An unlikely new jazz instrument.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 19, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Stringed auto-exhaust


Unlikely reason to want an auto part as a musical instrument.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 19, 2010, 09:22:39 PM
To provide proof for fine tuning an engine



unlikely command for a guard dog
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 19, 2010, 10:25:46 PM
Roll over and play dead.

Unlikely epitaph to be found on a tombstone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 19, 2010, 10:30:25 PM
I'll be back


unlikely venue for the next Olympic Games
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 19, 2010, 11:10:55 PM
The International Space Station

Unlikely celebrity scandal
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on December 20, 2010, 02:22:58 AM
Jude Law sprays paints his clothes and his girlfriend can't get near him because she's allergic to spray paint.  ::)



Unlikely newspaper headline
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 20, 2010, 02:33:13 AM
We made this up

An unlikely message in a Christmas card.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on December 20, 2010, 02:54:49 AM
Please hate your Christmas, Christmas is a lie, as is everything.


An unlikely treat a kid leaves for Santa Claus.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 20, 2010, 03:03:04 AM
The Dummies Guide to Reindeer

An unlikely Xmas gift for a poet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 12:15:14 PM
A Walther .380 semi-automatic


Unlikely action by North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il on Christmas Eve.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 20, 2010, 01:49:50 PM
Converting to Catholicism and attending Midnight Mass



Unlikely action by the Pope on Christmas Eve
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 01:59:22 PM
Hosting a porno film festival.


Unlikely Hannukah gift.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 20, 2010, 03:57:13 PM
A prosthetic foreskin.

An unlikely something-day, like mothers' day etc.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 20, 2010, 04:51:49 PM
Awful Co-worker Day; a day to show the truly awful people in the workplace just how you feel about them.

Unlikely new religious holiday.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 20, 2010, 07:05:10 PM
Tsunami day! Oh how God loves those water rides.

An unlikely parade for Tsunami day.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
Gay Pride


Unlikely use for recycled thongs.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 20, 2010, 10:53:52 PM
dental floss

Unlikely use for recycled jock straps.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 20, 2010, 10:56:02 PM
Eye patch for a Cyclops.


Unlikely use for a soiled maternity bra.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 21, 2010, 03:27:50 AM
As a bouquet garni for use in custard.

An unlikely reaction to getting dirt in your eye.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 21, 2010, 03:28:54 AM
A fine vintage, '92 I believe.

An unlikely usage for The Pope.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 21, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
Runway model for Vera Wang


Unlikely use for discarded Christmas wrappings.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2010, 01:27:40 PM
Paper for writing out by hand, one's 175,000 word manuscript.


unlikely title for a 175,000 word manuscript
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 21, 2010, 03:00:49 PM
Untitled.

An unlikely reason to waste time writing down 175,000 words.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on December 21, 2010, 04:25:06 PM
didn't have enough time to write out the entire manuscript so just did the abbreviated version


unlikely use for a broken toaster
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 21, 2010, 04:55:15 PM
Burning the extraneous pages of your manuscript.

Unlikely reason you wrote 175,000 words for a short story.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 05:36:27 PM
It was an exercise in verbosity



unlikely verbose title for a safety manual
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 21, 2010, 06:12:01 PM
Try not to drop this manual on your foot you thick twonk and remember not to put hot ashes in your plastic bin liners (or your pants come to that) even though it's tempting.

An unlikely person to be concerned with health and safety.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on December 21, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
Someone who has sex with farm animals.


An unlikely person to be concerned with money.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 21, 2010, 06:23:46 PM
That bloke in The Fly. What use is money if you have 1600 eyes and feast on shit?

An unlikely thing to do with ear wax.





Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 21, 2010, 06:57:24 PM
Polish your car with it.

Unlikely name for a brand of ear wax-based car polish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 07:57:17 PM
clEAR Gleam - the wax that leaves a squeaky clean finish you can hear



unlikely natural phenomenon to make news headlines
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 21, 2010, 08:06:26 PM
Belly-button lint picking

Unlikely celebrity at the forefront of the belly-button lint picking craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 08:17:13 PM
Paris Hilton




Unlikely use for the i-Stubble
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 21, 2010, 10:05:30 PM
Shaving women's armpits and creating that devil-may-care armpit stubble that just drives men wild.  ::)

Unlikely new product to use the trendy prefix "i".
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
i-Stubble - for when your eyes are irritated and you want to de-fuzz the feeling away



unlikely breeding partner for the Loch Ness Monster
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 21, 2010, 10:50:37 PM
Johnny Depp

Unlikely title for a new hit song.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 21, 2010, 10:54:52 PM
Johnny Depp

Unlikely title for a new hit song.
Ma will get you!!!

My Politics Make me Happy


unlikely flower arrangement for a dinner table
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 21, 2010, 11:10:17 PM
Pickled and strewn about the floor.

An unlikely new world record attempt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 22, 2010, 01:25:03 PM
Fastest manual tapeworm removal contest




unlikely thing to be thankful for
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 22, 2010, 05:31:28 PM
Delivery to your yard of four tons of toxic sludge.


Unllikely reason to sit up waiting for Santa.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 22, 2010, 05:58:43 PM
You hope he might blow you.

An unlikely thing for an elf to do.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 22, 2010, 06:40:53 PM
Blow Santa

Unlikely replacement for Santa Claus.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Raven's Quill on December 22, 2010, 07:04:10 PM
Freddie Krueger.

An unlikely Christmas slasher movie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 22, 2010, 07:24:46 PM
Rudolph the Bloody-Nosed Reindeer

 
Unlikely reason to shoot at your neighbor's Christmas light installation
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 24, 2010, 12:21:22 AM
Their incessant blinking has caused a grand mal seizure in your dog.

Unlikely retalliation from your neighbor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 24, 2010, 03:55:38 AM
He sets fire to his children and their screaming keeps me awake all night.

An unlikely new neighbour after Jim the child toaster is dragged off to prison.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 24, 2010, 01:37:42 PM
Osama bin Ladin moves in and erects a mosque (and a missile silo).


Unlikely reaction from the rest of the neighborhood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 24, 2010, 02:44:13 PM
All the local kids set up lemonade stalls and a burqua boutique is established by the women of the neighbourhood once they've gotten rid of the big stuff in the back.


unlikely result of not removing the Xmas decorations by the 5th of January
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 24, 2010, 04:00:00 PM
The local government levies a "no-longer-a-holiday" tax, and disallows any Easter decorations for the spring.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 24, 2010, 09:16:57 PM
Quote
The local government levies a "no-longer-a-holiday" tax, and disallows any Easter decorations for the spring.

That's not unlikely. In fact, now that you've given them the idea, it's even more likely. Stop it!
And where's the next unlikely? Too late, you've missed your turn.   :D

Quote
unlikely result of not removing the Xmas decorations by the 5th of January

The bank presumes you've either died or moved and forecloses on your property.

Unlikely result of a bank foreclosure.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 24, 2010, 10:16:59 PM
Your house goes up for a short sale, but the bidding is intense and you make four times the appraisal, pay off your loan and give the finger to the bank idiot who would not work with you to keep the house in the first place.

Unlikely person this would happen to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 25, 2010, 12:37:14 AM
"Fingerless" Joe who is so upset that he doesn't have a finger to give the banker, he shoots him instead.

Unlikely consequence of shooting a mortgage banker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 25, 2010, 07:55:36 AM
You are elected king of all Alaska and get to boff that mad (though strangely alluring) moose killing femme fatale.

An unlikely result of King Don's reign.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 25, 2010, 08:49:30 AM
Alaska secedes from the US, annexes North Korea and makes a fortune selling Kim Jong Il fried crab leg franchises.

Unlikely buyer of a Kim Jong Il fried crab leg franchise.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 25, 2010, 09:56:54 AM
That American bloke with the ridiculous hair; Donald Twat or whatever his name is.

An unlikely reason for manic tonsorial topiary.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 26, 2010, 03:56:11 PM
Your girlfriend got you hairclippers for Xmas and Mum decided to see if they work.

unlikely reaction of tonsorially challenged son
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 29, 2010, 11:09:09 AM
Shock decending into catatonia as he repeatedly fails to recognize himself in the mirror.

Unlikely consequence of falling into a catatonic state.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 29, 2010, 11:19:54 AM
You become a world-renowed ballet dancer.

Unlikely consequence of becoming famous.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 11:50:33 AM
You can no longer use your name for opening accounts or making bookings because nobody believes it's you.




unlikely pet name for a paramour
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 29, 2010, 12:41:41 PM
Thumper.

An unlikely reason for using the word paramour post 1899.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 12:57:29 PM
You get the shakes saying 'lover.'


Unlikely reason to be shaky about saying 'lover.'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 29, 2010, 01:44:49 PM
You're a professional dominatrix and the combination of love and sex in the same word just creeps you out.

Unlikely reason to kick your lover out of bed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 02:01:58 PM
Involuntary muscle spasm [that's what you say anyway]



unlikely trigger for involuntary spasm
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 03:02:44 PM
Your spouse coming home.   ::) ::) ::) ::) :o


Unlikely reason for your spouse to come home early.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 03:15:47 PM
Polar bears have blocked the highway and ostriches are threatening to stomp the cars backed up.




unlikely place where this would happen
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 29, 2010, 03:59:05 PM
Australia at the start of the next ice age.

Unlikely cause of a new ice age.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 04:02:49 PM
Christmas goes totally vegetarian and all the brussel sprouts and stuffing exacerbate global warming, cunningly disguised as the new ice age.




unlikely extra to add to current 'vision' capabilities
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 29, 2010, 04:28:06 PM
Munter Blindness.

An unlikely new Cohen Brothers Film.



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 04:34:11 PM
Dawson's Night on Creeky Elm Street II




unlikely children's new board game
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 29, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
Eye Candy Land


Unlikely consequence of soft porn for kids.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 05:11:18 PM
The Tweenies pair up with the cast of Rainbow and all the double entendres are acted out for the younger audience.





Unlikely hybrid creature to win the Grand National and Cowes Regatta
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 29, 2010, 05:33:44 PM
Sluts with Ladders. Whoops!

Camilla Donkey of Cornwall.

An unlikely first rider for the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: undeadpetals on December 29, 2010, 07:27:23 PM
A slut with a ladder. ;D



An unlikely use for a ladder.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 29, 2010, 07:50:57 PM
Giving your stockings/tights that popular slutty harlot look.



Unlikely 'final meal' request
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 29, 2010, 09:46:44 PM
A Big Mac and fries


Unlikely alternative use for deep fat fryers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 30, 2010, 06:26:46 AM
Teaching pensioners to snorkel.

An unlikely use for a single flipper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 30, 2010, 07:47:51 AM
Swimming in circles.

Unlikely new sea creature to be discovered in 2011.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 10:14:03 AM
Kelp Emus


Unlikely reason for oysters to get fat
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 30, 2010, 11:00:35 AM
Because they're tired of bloater fish getting all the attention.

Unlikely reason for whales to lose weight.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 11:20:41 AM
To fit through the holes in fishnets.


Unlikely use for a chastity belt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 11:28:47 AM
As a nesting box for hedgehogs



unlikely use for coral
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 11:30:22 AM
satellite insulation


Unlikely reason to insulate a satellite
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 11:32:31 AM
A cunning disguise to prevent detection



unlikely reason for shortening a pair of trousers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 11:33:53 AM
Too lazy to go buy shorts.

Unlikely use for partial trouser legs.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 30, 2010, 12:40:35 PM
Leg warmers for people wearing shorts.

Unlikely fuel to replace gasoline.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 30, 2010, 03:22:49 PM
Fertile Imagination.

An unlikely thing to do with a gold finger.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 03:26:44 PM
melt it down to make a cock coating



unlikely use for a gold plated cock
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 30, 2010, 04:59:58 PM
tent pole

Unlikely use for a broken tent pole.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 05:02:35 PM
impaling camp trespassers



unlikely essential for a camping trip
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 30, 2010, 05:57:28 PM
Mint-scented candles to attract as many bears as possible. (Note: Hikers in bear country are advised not to take anything that smells like mint as wild mint is one of bear's favourite treats. If a bear smells mint it will track the scent until it finds it's source.)

Unlikely reason for a bear to be attracted to mint.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 30, 2010, 07:08:27 PM
The bastards at Fox's have brainwashed em.

An unlikely reason why anyone would like mints.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 07:22:53 PM
A genetic aberration forced upon mankind by epigenetics and a surplus of mint swamps that threaten world order.





unlikely description for a new gooseberry wine
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 30, 2010, 07:30:57 PM
It tastes of gooseberry.

An unlikely reason why "the swarm" fall for marketing twaddle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on December 30, 2010, 08:15:17 PM
nano secretions in the water supply, similar to cryptosporidosis, have affected he minds if the masses so that they WANT everything market men thrust at them of it has pretty colours


unlikely outcome of continued infection from the above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 30, 2010, 08:36:31 PM
People experience sheer bliss by standing in the sunshine and pointing mirrors at each other. It's called The Shining.

A reason why Stephen King wrote a book about people pointing mirrors at each other.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 30, 2010, 09:28:07 PM
He'd already made fun of everything else.


Unlikely marketing campaign for Stephen King's new book, "The Puddle of Piss."
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 30, 2010, 09:37:44 PM
Here's another massive tome from Stephen King with all his classic attributes, it'll take you 100 pages to start enjoying and the ending will leave at least half of his readers cold. People will go on the internet later and bemoan the fact that he didn't stay dead when he was hit by that truck. Damn that voodoo priestess who brought him back to life.

An unlikely result of this honest advertising.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 30, 2010, 09:40:56 PM
The library moves all of Steven King's books to the non-fiction shelves.

Unlikely consequence of honest advertising going viral.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 30, 2010, 09:43:43 PM
Everybody realises just how shite Dan Brown really is... oh wait.

An unlikely result of posting your sister's diary on your blog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 30, 2010, 10:29:22 PM
Your untimely demise, the timing of which would be determined by the age of the sister. Older sister would castrate you first and watch you suffer until you finally throw yourself from a suitably tall structure. Younger sister would kill you now and dismember you. Knowing that the crime will be expunged from her record when she turns 18, she immediately starts writing a best-seller entitled How My Stupid Brother's Blog Made Me Rich.


Unlikely consequences of getting carried away with your answers on this thread.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on December 30, 2010, 10:33:06 PM
You write 800 posts on the art of newt grooming, and decide to turn that raw material into a non-fiction book. You write the book and set up a promotional website with articles based on the various chapters of your newt grooming book. After your promtional website has reached 100.000 hits, and several linkinesses and othersuch web terminology, you get a publishing contract and makes millions selling your book.

An unlikely result of making millions from a newt grooming book.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 30, 2010, 10:39:36 PM
There is an international newt shortage and my Petco stock goes through the friggin' roof.

Unlikely consequence of opening the first newt grooming franchise in your neighborhood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tradecraft on December 30, 2010, 10:43:30 PM
You confuse the newt creature with the Newt toolkit of widgets a programmer uses, produce CDs of the Newt toolkit and open up your Newt shop. The next day you go laughing all the way to the bank with a million dollars.

The unlikely result of confusing newts.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 31, 2010, 12:01:05 AM
Little Sally's pet newt turned blue and died of a C overdose.

Unlikely replacement for the failed newt grooming franchise.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on December 31, 2010, 12:21:41 AM
A gnat grooming enterprise.

Unlikely person to get rich from the pet industry.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 31, 2010, 05:22:05 AM
Cruella de Vil

An unlikely way to disguise a dalmatian puppy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 31, 2010, 07:34:10 AM
Connect the dots making him look like a collapsed geodesic dome.


Unlikely use for a geodesic dome.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 31, 2010, 07:38:52 AM
A swimming cap for Gyppo.

An unlikely reason Gyppo would be wearing a swimming cap.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 31, 2010, 08:17:57 AM
He was drowning in the myriad sorrows from the MWC bar.

Unlikely new drink to make everyone happy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 31, 2010, 09:19:05 AM
The Enhanced Vocabulary Whorebanger.

An unlikely first person in the queue as Bones gets out the shaker and adds the first dash of Welsh Rum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on December 31, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Dylan d'Vilde as he continues his unrelenting search for a muse who speaks English.

Unlikely consequence of a French-speaking muse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on December 31, 2010, 04:53:06 PM
Chapped lips, a tongue splint and a strange yearning to poke your finger into a lychee.

An unlikely reason for green ink.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on December 31, 2010, 06:47:55 PM
It's made from the urine of a syphilitic rhino.


Unlikely reason to suspect your rhino of syphilis.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 01, 2011, 12:04:43 AM
You found love letters written to your girlfriend in green ink.

An unlikely reaction to finding out that your rhino and your girlfriend have been sleeping together.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 01, 2011, 12:30:33 AM
You blame yourself because you always knew your rhino was horny.

Unlikely consequence of all this self-loathing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on January 01, 2011, 12:53:19 AM
You go to a nice quiet spot to think and end up meeting your next girlfriend.

An unlikely way to celebrate serendipity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 01, 2011, 05:49:36 AM
Start by having a cheese and wine party, then, rent your girlfriend and pet rhino out to the porn industry.

An unlikely reason for saving pennies in a jar.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 09:49:31 AM
The rate of interest is better than the bank offers and your money is safer too.




Unlikely result of economic recovery
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 01, 2011, 10:33:23 AM
All currencies collapse and Parker Brothers takes over as the World Bank.


Unlikely consequence of a global economy based on Monopoly money.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 10:37:04 AM
With a common world currency the languages of different countries are now unnecessary and Esperanto actually takes off worldwide leading to better communication and understanding between nations, 2011 becomes the year of world peace.


unlikely new word in Esperanto
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 01, 2011, 02:00:11 PM
quindici (a really nice looking girl that's 1.5 times better than a ten)

An unlikely thing to do with a packet of H1N1 crystals.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 01, 2011, 02:24:33 PM
Add it to the feeding trough to see if pigs really can.

Unlikely consequence of flying pigs.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 01, 2011, 04:31:33 PM
Air traffic control has to alter the priority given to landing planes as flying pigs get preferential treatment in landing order.

Unlikely consequence of flying pigs being given preferential treatment by airports.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 01, 2011, 05:03:15 PM
Air stewardesses get extra sausage.

An unlikely way to eat you sausage.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 05:43:22 PM
Between the air stewardess' buns with a marmite and creme fraiche relish.



unlikely irritation for a hedgehog
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 01, 2011, 07:57:55 PM
Air stewardess' buns filled with sausage (although they found the relish tasty).  ::) ;)


Unlikely other use for stewardess' buns.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 08:21:34 PM
ear muffs for first class passengers



unlikely explanation for ears to have a muff
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 01, 2011, 08:33:23 PM
Gloves are so last year.

Unlikely reason to need to wear gloves.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 08:35:33 PM
your saucepans need brilloed



unlikely reason for brillo-ing your saucepans
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 01, 2011, 08:39:20 PM
There nothing on TV tonight.

Unlikely to watch TV.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 01, 2011, 10:12:19 PM
Quote
Unlikely reason (?) to watch TV.

You were put in charge of the remote and you take your responsibilities seriously.

Unlikely way to attract interplanetary visitors.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 01, 2011, 10:45:09 PM
Pile up all the athletic supports worldwide on the top of Everest and hope that smell will attract them.


unlikely reason to attempt a tracheotomy with a biro
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 02, 2011, 04:16:35 AM
You're on a date with a Norwegian girl and she has a whale fluke stuck in her throat.

An unlikely second job for a lion tamer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 04:20:19 AM
lollipop man



unlikely reason to explain the order of the alphabet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 02, 2011, 04:24:16 AM
Your WGA (wife, girlfriend, whatever) has gone bonkers and thinks everything is written in a secret code called English.

An unlikely reason to keep bees.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 02, 2011, 04:56:40 AM
You want to film their intimate relationships for your fabulously original screenplay and animation by Disney Pixar, Honey Bee Mine.



Unlikely thing/s to skirl and drone
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 03, 2011, 12:12:09 AM
An octopus with indigestion.

Unlikely method of octopus fishing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 12:48:00 AM
Trolling with a dwarf.


Unlikely reason for a dwarf to put up with being trolled.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 03, 2011, 06:46:24 AM
A Jehovah's Witness on a hook.

An unlikely reason why the police wouldn't take a witness statement from the Jehovah's Witness.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 03, 2011, 12:10:48 PM
Proselytizing without a permit was illegal.

Unlikely thing you'd need a permit for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 12:19:44 PM
Shooting an annoying Jehovah's Witness.


Unlikely reason to visit the Vatican.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 03, 2011, 01:15:16 PM
You believe the Piazza San Pietro is really a landing pad for extraterrestial vehicles.

Unlikely reason for extraterrestial vehicles to land in Italy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 03, 2011, 01:18:19 PM
They're looking for pizza.


Unlikely reason to be stopped by the police.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 03, 2011, 06:34:31 PM
They're looking for pizza.

Unlikely person to open a pizzeria.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 06:37:04 PM
A lactose-intolerant vegan with a gluten allergy


Unlikely design for a car air freshener
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 03, 2011, 06:38:17 PM
A pile of dog poo.

Unlikely reason to dislike dog poo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 06:40:53 PM
You're a bitch


unlikely new compass direction
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 03, 2011, 06:53:04 PM
Up Yours

Unlikely new device for measuring time.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 03, 2011, 07:32:39 PM
[Good job this isn't personal - those last 2 replies could sound like a slanging session ;D ;D ;D ;D]

Wall clock - the sort that crumbles over time



unlikely measurement for wall crumbling increments that suggest the time
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 04, 2011, 12:04:23 AM
Depth of the dust pile.


Unlikely other things to measure with.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 04, 2011, 08:08:21 AM
UYs (Uranus Years. 1 = 84.3 Earth years). Example: An hour with my mother-in-law feels like a fifty UYs.

An unlikely reason why Uranus should be so big, yet so cute.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 09:06:02 AM
It's been formed from wall-time, dust crumbles and projects fond memories on its exterior.



Unlikely universal 'feel good' factor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 04, 2011, 09:08:54 AM
25.

An unlikely job for a man named Boris.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 09:14:06 AM
Bandicoot and Bunyip breast augmentations



Unlikely reason for either a bandicoot or a bunyip to need breast augmentation
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 04, 2011, 04:00:18 PM
The Bunyip Fitness and Bikini Competition is just a year away and she intends to walk away with first place.

Unlikely competition for a mythological creature to take part in (besides a fitness and Bikini Competition).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 04:04:12 PM
Political election at any level


unlikely candidate for the mythological creatures party

 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 04, 2011, 04:10:05 PM
Mermaid (Those underwater rallies just don't have the impact: only Nessie and Ogopogo ever bother to show up.)

Unlikely reason for a mythological creature to make a charge of discrimination.

(edited because I forgot to a new challenge.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 06:04:14 PM
They play with interpretation, clever with words these mythological buggers and cite that 'all god's creatures are created equal' - didn't necessarily mean a Christian god could have been from another myth or legend! Mythological creatures demand their entitlement to the minimum wage for appearances/mentions in the media.


Unlikely top earner of mythological creatures
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 04, 2011, 06:41:11 PM
Cyclops: his only claim to fame is that he has one eye. So did most 18th century sailors so it's hardly impressive.

Unlikely new job for a cyclops after his bid for fortune and fame has failed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 06:44:40 PM
Forced to make a living as an OCR [optical character recognition/reader] alternative for small businesses.



Unlikely promotion for Cyclops from OCR work
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 04, 2011, 10:01:01 PM
Train spotter.

Unlikely destination for a hot air balloon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 04, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
The Underworld



Unlikely explanation for Perseus tackling a minotaur
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 04, 2011, 11:37:25 PM
The minotaur stole his mp3 player.

Unlikely new urban myth.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 05, 2011, 12:04:45 AM
There is gold bullion hidden under Detroit.

Unlikely reason for bullion of any kind to be under Detroit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Spell Chick on January 05, 2011, 06:56:03 AM
Managers at GM wanted to save money rather than spend it.


unlikely use for gold bullion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 05, 2011, 11:48:29 AM
A base stock for beef stew.

Unlikely GM manager who actually wanted to save money.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 06, 2011, 12:55:44 PM
Terrance Sprocket Senior Vice President (I understand that is American for Junior Manager) of Lies.

An unlikely reason why knee-length socks should become fashionable. I'm talking about for men; it has always been OK for women to wear (nothing but) knee length socks. Do American's have socks  :-\ Perhaps they have undershoes  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 01:17:03 PM
Promotion in these straitened times will only go to those prepared to look like a female Japanese teenager - surgery is expensive so until they get the new salary, knee highs are the best bet.


Unlikely item to be dumped in a 'sink hole'





 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 06, 2011, 04:13:51 PM
A floatation device (or maybe that's just an ironic thing to dumped in sink-hole).

Unlikely way to dispose of old cosmetics.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 06, 2011, 06:28:30 PM
Use them a suppositories.

Unlikely time to be singing an anthem.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 06, 2011, 06:30:09 PM
As you climax


unlikely alternative to such a song choice
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 06, 2011, 06:31:26 PM
Singing a Christmas carol.

Unlikely reason to be singing at all as you climax.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 07, 2011, 12:57:18 PM
You tried playing the tuba while climaxing but it was just awkward.
(speaking of singing while you climax: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_NKCV_Dn0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_NKCV_Dn0))

Unlikely non-musical item to use as a musical instrument.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 01:17:08 PM
A dog kennel


unlikely addition to a dog kennel
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 01:23:23 PM
A bear trap.

Unlikely job for a bear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 07, 2011, 05:06:41 PM
Trainer of a dancing Russian.

An unlikely thing to do with glitter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on January 07, 2011, 05:31:39 PM
Smoke it in a Peterson pipe.

An unlikely owner of a Peterson Pipe
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 07, 2011, 07:32:13 PM
Queen Elizabeth


Unlikely reason to think the Queen would smoke a pipe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 07:34:36 PM
Anti-monarchists have suggested often enough that she should put that in her pipe and smoke it.



Unlikely Queen's Speech opening line if she smoked a bong
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 07, 2011, 07:42:51 PM
"Wow, man! Anybody got some Oreos?"


Unlikely reason for Prince Phillip to give his wife a bong.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 07, 2011, 08:00:12 PM
He thought it was an asthma inhaler device.


Unlikely medical device to be mistakenly used
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 07, 2011, 10:11:09 PM
Enema bag as nasal inhaler

Unlikely result of using the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 07, 2011, 10:57:04 PM
You want to blow the shit out of your sinuses.

Unlikely reason to refuse to drink alcohol.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 08, 2011, 04:19:04 AM
Because you are from Glasgow and it is very much against your city's culture to partake.

An unlikely thing to deep fry (as in the infamous Glaswegian deep-fried Pizza).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 08, 2011, 10:43:51 AM
ice cream (This dish actually exists; the Americans will deep-fry anything.)

Unlikely thing to sell at a church bazaar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 08, 2011, 11:55:51 AM
Photocopies of the pastor's arrest record.

Unlikely reason for the pastor to have been arrested.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 08, 2011, 01:47:12 PM
He became confused about his record collection.

An unlikely reason to dress as a bat and lurk around near the village fountain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 08, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
You thought you saw the "Bat Signal."


Unlikely result of the marriage between a troll and a parrot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 08, 2011, 04:17:54 PM
The parrot is a filthy slut.

Unlikely outfit for a sluttish parrot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 08, 2011, 05:30:29 PM
A nun's habit

Unlikely alternative uses for a nun's habit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 05:34:19 PM
a horse blanket

unlikely protagonist in an opera
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: GinaLeeJohns on January 08, 2011, 09:01:04 PM
Fidel Castro

Unlikely name of a tropical Island.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 09:16:37 PM
Rathlin


Unlikely new genre with a catch phrase description like 'whodunnit?'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 08, 2011, 11:07:04 PM
Romance novels called "whoscrewedem's"


Unlikely reason to cancel a membership.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 08, 2011, 11:59:36 PM
You want an early closure penalty to put down as a business expense for your tax returns.





Unlikely new flat shape
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: LydiaDParke on January 09, 2011, 04:49:02 AM
Scobee's kick was unlikely, to say the least. It appeared that overtime was inevitable, but the 28-year old came through in the clutch, nailing the longest field goal of his career.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 09, 2011, 12:16:28 PM
Oops, Lydia. Wrong game. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sometimes.  :)

In response to Siobhan:
The labrythagon: no one knows how many sides it has because it keeps changing.

Unlikely new food product to make a maze out of (like the corn mazes in farmer fields).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 09, 2011, 12:56:37 PM
Rutabaga mazes for the vertically challenged.

Unlikely fast-food snack hit using rutabagas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: GinaLeeJohns on January 09, 2011, 01:34:25 PM
The "BigMacRutabagaBurger"

Unlikely thing a man would say if he's alone with another man in an elevator.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 09, 2011, 02:07:14 PM
I don't like elevators; may I hold your hand?

A unlikely thing a woman would say if she's alone with another woman in the trunk of a Jaguar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 09, 2011, 03:59:22 PM
"Yes, he threw us in the trunk but, damn, he's got a Jaguar."

Driver's unlikely response to the police after they find two women in the trunk of his Jag.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 09, 2011, 04:56:07 PM
Assuming the driver's Australian: Bloody hell mate, the back seat was covered in creates of beer, and the front passenger seat was covered in crates of beer ... where the hell was I supposed to put these two Sheilas?

To which the Australian cop replies: Fair point mate. I'd watch that blonde one, it looks a bit snappy.

Unlikely reason for having cops.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 09, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Someone has to hold the radar guns.

Unlikely person to be an air traffic controller.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 09, 2011, 06:09:22 PM
Stammering Stan the blind narcoleptic who thinks all life is pointless.

An unlikely cure for narcolepsy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 09, 2011, 09:16:58 PM
A prefrontal lobotomy.

Unlikely consequence of lobotomized people running rampant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 12:36:26 AM
They get elected to high government positions and ruin the world economy.  (oh wait, that already happened)  ::) :P

Unlikely result of intelligent people running for government office.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 10, 2011, 07:52:09 AM
The act of running for office proves they are not intelligent and so a universal paradox is created which results in the spontaneous creation of a creature so foul it can only be viewed using those crappy cardboard 3D glasses.

An unlikely use for crappy cardboard 3D glasses.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: GinaLeeJohns on January 10, 2011, 08:04:35 AM
To assist the vision of obstetricians during delivery.


Unlikely name of a health clinic.

 
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 11:23:36 AM
Mayhem, Syphilis & Pus


Unlikely thing to be addicted to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Raven's Quill on January 10, 2011, 11:29:56 AM
Radishes

Unlikely dish to put radishes in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 11:31:27 AM
Pecan Pie

Unlikely ingredient in lasagna.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 10, 2011, 11:41:26 AM
Dessicated children.

An unlikely name for a dot com business.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 10, 2011, 06:59:44 PM
technologysucks.com

Unlikely name for a new group of social revolutionaries.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
Grannies Bloomers


Unlikely reason for grannies to be revolutionaries.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 10, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
"They see their sons and daughters becoming successful bankers, economists and socialogists, even and they begin to wonder 'Is it all worth it?'" - Monty Python's Flying Circus, the "Hell's Grannies" skit (aka. Senile Deliquents skit).

Unlikely person to feel threatened by the Grannies Bloomers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 07:09:40 PM
Grandpa


Unlikely reason for Grandpa to be threatened by Granny's underwear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 10, 2011, 07:16:52 PM
It's four sizes larger than his.

Unlikely name for a new popular restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 10, 2011, 07:21:56 PM
Dead Things in Jelly

Unlikely dead thing to put on a menu.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 10, 2011, 07:29:24 PM
Roadkill


Unlikely restaurant to be serving roadkill.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 10, 2011, 07:32:37 PM
Al's Asphalt Barbeque

Unlikely best-seller at this restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 10, 2011, 09:12:11 PM
Badger burgers, fox kebabs, spatchcocked hedgehog, stupid pedestrian loin chops, car-grilled filet drunquard


Unlikely sides and sauces at Al's Asphalt BBQ
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 10, 2011, 09:21:05 PM
Refried French fries, cole slaughter, mustard plaster and Al's original spicy ketsup.

Unlikely comment by Zagat reviewing Al's Asphalt BBQ
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 11, 2011, 02:43:31 PM
Food that couldn't have been any better if hadn't been dead for three days in the hot sun.

Unlikely reason to buy an inflatable woman.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 04:39:54 PM
Your old lady doesn't blow like she used to.



Unlikely means of taking temperature.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 11, 2011, 04:46:22 PM
Melt a frozen pea in the patient's ear and note how long it takes. If it's someone you don't like, use a frozen sprout instead.

An unlikely reason to not think about sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
You're having it - don't want to lose the moment. ;D


Unlikely thing to think of whilst having sex.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 11, 2011, 04:52:47 PM
Sex, because any deviation from the 19.5 times table is sure to have immediate, and sticky, consequences.

An unlikely thing to be made of wool.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 05:23:39 PM
chopsticks



unlikely route to the hospital
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 11, 2011, 05:30:41 PM
Via The Water Works, Euston Station and Go.

An unlikely job for a man with very large hands.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 06:39:17 PM
grape stomper



unlikely reason to gloat
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 11, 2011, 11:36:38 PM
Your rich aunt just died, leaving you all her money and the family bordello business.


Unlikely name for your bordello business.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 11, 2011, 11:43:35 PM
John's Cumatorium




Unlikely tax break for the above bordello
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 11, 2011, 11:56:42 PM
Ten year property tax reprieve because the bordello was placed on the National Register of historical buildings.

Unlikely new tax to be introduced in 2011.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 12:00:12 AM
Ball bag tax - the density of the scrotum in relation to the attached member will determine the percentage paid as part of the levy for health care.



Unlikely women's equivalent tax to the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 12, 2011, 12:03:00 AM
The bra tax...just so the girls can keep abreast.  :)

Unlikely purpose of these new tax dollars.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 12, 2011, 01:05:26 PM
Federal bull castration

Unlikely event that would lead to any federal group cutting the bull.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 12, 2011, 02:56:17 PM
 ;D

Policians discover that the long-term effects of their policies are actually more important then their own careers, leading them to believe that honesty really is the best policy.

Unlikely reason for anyone to plan ahead.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 12, 2011, 04:51:59 PM
The world ends tomorrow.

Unlikely cause of the world ending tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 12, 2011, 05:07:02 PM
Yesterday was cancelled



Unlikely fantasy of yesterday
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 12, 2011, 08:18:53 PM
Nuclear war is winnable.                                        (Oh, maybe that happened.  :o)


Unlikely consequence of "winning" a nuclear war.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 13, 2011, 12:15:24 AM
The land you've conquered is a garden of eden, teeming with life.

Unlikely thing to inherit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: f fff ffff on January 13, 2011, 02:35:28 AM
The clothes he was buried in.

Unlikely mode of future transportation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 13, 2011, 04:36:53 AM
The Turbo, Off-Road, Hover Goat

Unlikely fuel for it.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 13, 2011, 06:32:31 AM
Flatulence-producing, genetically altered cabbages.


Unlikely consequence of a cabbage shortage.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 13, 2011, 06:51:39 AM
The Germans start eating Sauersprout.

An unlikely new thing to sleep on instead of beds.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 13, 2011, 11:12:58 AM
compost piles

Unlikely new kitchen appliance or tool.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 12:31:19 PM
The rancinator - to take out all the 'bits' that aren't real


unlikely result of the 'rancinator' being used on a lettuce leaf
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 13, 2011, 05:29:26 PM
There nothing left except water.

Unlikely use for a blow torch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 13, 2011, 07:21:11 PM
To 'set' your mascara



Unlikely material/fibre for false eyelashes
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 13, 2011, 07:47:37 PM
steel wool

Unlikely result of using steel wool for eyelashes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on January 13, 2011, 08:57:17 PM
Instructional YouTube videos pop up, showing how elbow grease is being replace by a wink in the sink. Never worry about ruining a manicure when you can blink baked on lasagna away. ;)

Unlikely hobby for retirees.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 12:22:47 AM
Spend endless hours on MWC threads   ::)


Unlikely use for old threads.    ;)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 14, 2011, 04:38:12 AM
Crochet them into a pair of story pants.

An unlikely reason why one might enjoy skipping.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 11:16:11 AM
It relieves the pressure on his scrotum.


Unlikely reason for the pressure.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 14, 2011, 11:38:50 AM
When the marines replaced your testicles with your new metal balls, they fitted the wrong size.

An unlikely thing to collect.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 11:49:29 AM
deadly diseases


unlikely interpretation of coffee grounds in the shape of a bird
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 14, 2011, 11:56:09 AM
You become convinced that fate is giving you "the bird" (aka telling you to f*ck off).

Unlikely result of believing in fate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 14, 2011, 12:07:40 PM
You decide that it was inevitable that your Uncle Herman would keep you locked in his cellar for twenty years where you're used as a wine rack.

An unlikely reason for drinking pink wine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 14, 2011, 12:25:07 PM
The sod who peed in it had cystitis - it was one of those weekends



Unlikely excuse for not turning up to work after one of those weekends
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 14, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
You were still fermenting.

Unlikely time of day to be yodeling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 14, 2011, 04:40:46 PM
Half past Switzerland (AM not PM obviously).

An unlikely thing to see in a Starbucks.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 15, 2011, 12:30:07 AM
Jabba the Hutt


Unlikely reason to see fictious characters anywhere.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 15, 2011, 05:37:44 AM
A logical extension of solipsism suggests that you are all fictional.

An unlikely invention to replace the stapler.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 15, 2011, 11:13:51 AM
CD gluer.

Unlikely reason to be gluing CD's together.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 09:46:14 PM
to make really sturdy coasters for the boardroom


unlikely reason why a boardroom would need coasters


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 15, 2011, 10:20:38 PM
To keep the brown noses from staining the conference table.


Unlikely use for ruby red slippers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 15, 2011, 10:48:52 PM
camouflage for elephants in the cherry tree



unlikely item to sit on a dressing table
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 16, 2011, 12:16:42 AM
A can of 3-in-1 Oil (http://www.3inone.com).

Unlikely name for a new candy bar.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 16, 2011, 03:51:41 AM
Blubber Bar

An unlikely strapline for Blubber Bar.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 16, 2011, 08:06:38 AM
The best way for your mouth to have a whale of a good time.

Unlikely response from the Whale Anti-Defamation League.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 16, 2011, 04:18:46 PM
Why not eat a Norwegian instead, they are cheaper and just as fishy.

The unlikely result of a vegetarian sharing a house with a whale murderer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 16, 2011, 05:13:31 PM
The house reeks of whale steaks and kelp kebob.

Unlikely new fashion for women.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 16, 2011, 05:26:04 PM
Van Dyke beards, left armpit shaved, right plaited, sprout and egg scented hair gel.

An unlikely male response to this craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 16, 2011, 10:13:45 PM
Alcohol consumption immediately doubles followed by a rash of self-inflicted eyeball impaling.

Unlikely consequence of most of the male population being blind.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 16, 2011, 10:34:48 PM
A world-wide population explosion as the old stereotype that "a man will sleep with anything as long as its female" becomes a reality.

Unlikely consequence of world-wide male promiscuity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 16, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
Animals are threatened by mistaken passes from testosterone driven males. Rutting in public becomes commonplace.



Unlikely politically correct word/phrase as an alternative for 'bestiality' once the above becomes socially acceptable.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 17, 2011, 03:41:33 AM
Puppy love.

Unlikely thing to happen after the emancipation of goats.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 04:11:47 AM
Pan worship tops the polls again, pagans rule and democracy wins.


Unlikely place/temple for goat worship.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 17, 2011, 01:43:07 PM
The House of Lords in London.


Unlikely consequence of goats entering the Royal Family.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 17, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
They blend in so well that no one really notices.

Unlikely name for the offspring of a human being and a goat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 17, 2011, 03:06:16 PM
Hybrid vigour


Unlikely hybrid transport vehicle

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 17, 2011, 11:47:58 PM
The 2011 hybrid Hydra which alternates between gasoline and snake venom. Unfortunately, no one has survived the test ride to find out if actually works.


Unlikely name for a new pet food.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 18, 2011, 11:27:23 AM
Aunt Minnie's Behind


unlikely new auto company
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 18, 2011, 09:31:41 PM
Bangers and Chops


unlikely waffle to accompany the description of a newly discovered gemstone
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on January 19, 2011, 09:59:03 PM
(I presume by "waffle" you mean marketing discription sent out to jeweller's and not the breakfast dish.  ;))

"A charming baby-poo yellow, the feces stone is sure to make a great gift for the new mother. One glance at her hand and all those wonderful maternal memories of 4 a.m. diaper changings, baby's first diarrhea, and the first accidental poo-in-the-bath will come flooding back."
(As my sister once remarked, "it's a good thing children are cute, otherwise they wouldn't live long.")

Unlikely creature (person or animal) to feel affectionate towards.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 20, 2011, 08:55:41 AM
A fundamentalist suicide squirrel named Dave.

An unlikely cure for tennis elbow.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 20, 2011, 02:11:18 PM
cricket bowel - a turn for the better

unlikely symptoms of cricket bowel

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 20, 2011, 04:18:47 PM
Your gut simply dies of boredom.

An unlikely way to catch cricket bowel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 26, 2011, 08:01:23 PM
From an infected cricket.

Unlikely ingredient for meatloaf.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 26, 2011, 08:07:27 PM
custard



unlikely means for transporting prisoners between jail and the courthouse
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 26, 2011, 09:46:08 PM
Jello molds


unlikely reason to be skinny-dipping
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 03:33:07 AM
There's a hornet burrowing into your jap's eye and you hope the cool, lake water will drown it.

An unlikely new skin condition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 27, 2011, 10:34:45 AM
catticus  = you begin to grow, then shed, cat fur everywhere


unlikely reason to keep 24 cats
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on January 27, 2011, 10:43:20 AM
You like the smell of urine and your mother in law is allergic to cat fur...(actually that's a likely reason to have them isn't it?)



Unlikely person to keep 24 cats!
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Maimi on January 27, 2011, 10:57:54 AM
Cesar Millan, a "Dog Whisperer" in the US.

An unlikely national pastime.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 11:06:02 AM
Girth Expansion.

An unlikely new colour for a whiteboard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: irallan on January 27, 2011, 11:07:53 AM
Jelly wrestling crocodiles while wearing a polka dot bikini...It went off well at the pub last night but I dint think It will take off big time though...


Ok so mark slipped in so heres my frist response and heres one to Mark...( Given our latest obesity report Mark ..I would say Girth Expansion allready is a pastime of Australia's)

Neutral..


Unlikely response from the animal appreciation society when hearing of said jelly crocodile wrestling..


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 27, 2011, 11:14:56 AM
Fuck em, there only reptiles!

An unlikely reason for slipping one in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 27, 2011, 03:09:25 PM
Your dial-up connection isn't on a party line.


Unlikely reason to know what a party line is.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Kalanna Rai on January 28, 2011, 02:56:08 AM
You still have a party line.

An unlikely reason to break a mirror.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 03:49:32 AM
Because every time you look into it, an ugly munter looks back.

An unlikely reason for a revolution.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on January 28, 2011, 09:17:27 AM
Evolution didn't work


Unlikely phone greeting from credit card call centre
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 28, 2011, 09:47:21 AM
Please hold the line while I put my cock away.

An unlikely reason for calling a call centre.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on January 30, 2011, 05:55:35 AM
They have a phone number similar to Murder, Inc.

Unlikely reason to call Murder, Inc.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on January 30, 2011, 06:25:12 AM
You needed a toner cartridge for your HP Colour Stranger+

An unlikely reason for incorporating a school of assassins.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on January 31, 2011, 09:38:38 AM
Government passes a law making assassins legal, for the opposition parties, and offers tax incentives for incorporation.


Unlikely reason for incorporation to make any difference to assassins.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 04, 2011, 06:30:24 AM
Health insurance tax write off.

Unlikely topping for a pizza.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 10:36:09 AM
Toffee, swordfish and beetroot


Unlikely additive to prevent beetroot from 'bleeding'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 04, 2011, 10:39:57 AM
Tears of a clown (who's just eaten one of Siobhan's pizzas).

An unlikely antidote to toffee poisoning.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 10:43:38 AM
Badger poo smoothie


Unlikey reason for the existence of any smoothie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 04, 2011, 11:25:08 AM
Because chugging a roughie can be uncomfortable.

An unlikely ingredient for a roughie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 04, 2011, 11:56:36 AM
Marshmallow Fluff

An unlikely prerequisite for a heart surgeon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 04, 2011, 12:07:25 PM
Ability to talk "pirate speak".

Unlikely nickname for a pirate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 04, 2011, 12:29:51 PM
Long John Thomas

An unlikely name for his parrot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 04, 2011, 12:32:23 PM
Peckerwood

Unlike name for a cartoon character in a series for children.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: GinaLeeJohns on February 04, 2011, 08:43:38 PM
Pee Wee Herman

an unlikely movie about a bicycle
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 04, 2011, 08:48:54 PM
Taming of the Schwinn


unlikely group to visit such a movie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: GinaLeeJohns on February 04, 2011, 08:52:47 PM
Harley Chicks

most unlikely leather accessory for bikers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 04, 2011, 08:59:07 PM
Leather fringed condoms.

Unlikely place to open a Victoria's Secret store.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 09:19:07 PM
Anywhere in Northern Ireland - it would be boycotted by the DUP



Unlikely name for a new style of poem
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 04, 2011, 09:34:04 PM
Pornody: A poem in which one person laments the arrest of their favorite hooker.

Unlikely reason for the hooker's arrest.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 04, 2011, 11:08:09 PM
Bloody awful tackling in the rugby international - criminal.


unlikely decoy for duck hunting
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 03:33:21 AM
Quote
Bloody awful tackling in the rugby international - criminal.
  :D Do you play yourself S?

The lightly poached testicles of a duck hunter (the murdering bastard).

An unlikely decoy for a hunter of duck hunters.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 05, 2011, 08:58:27 AM
Dick Cheney.

Unlikely sentence for someone convicted of shooting duck hunters.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 09:23:27 AM
A pat on the back and a chocolate hobnob.

An unlikely use for a dead, stuffed, duck hunter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 05, 2011, 09:29:57 AM
Head of the Republican National Committee
(oh, wait ... it was supposed to be unlikely....)
no, leave it (arguments with self)

Unlikely extraterrestrial event
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 09:34:44 AM
A giant mouth appears in the middle of Uranus and begins to sing, I've Got 99 Problems and the Moon Ain't One.

An unlikely way to get a sun tan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 05, 2011, 09:37:29 AM
Standing in the headlight beams of a freight truck.

Unlikely reason to be in the middle of the road in the middle of the night trying to get a suntan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 05, 2011, 11:04:18 AM
Spot the Wonder Dog told you to do it.

Unlikely reason that a dog would care whether you have a suntan or not.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 01:57:48 PM
Well no one likes getting a bone off a pasty faced sun dodger.

Unlikely think to find on a key ring.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 05, 2011, 03:15:36 PM
unlikely think would that be a present tense thought?

A spare truck tire.

Unlikely ingredient in a taco.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 05, 2011, 04:31:11 PM
Food.

An unlikely way trim your nose hairs.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 05, 2011, 05:32:19 PM
An industrial angle grinder


unlikely opportunity for old geezers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 05, 2011, 09:28:19 PM
Getting a job as a mattress tester at the local bordello.

Unlikely perk for a bordelolo mattress tester.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 05, 2011, 09:51:38 PM
Free [okay, second-hand] brothel creepers and used, flavoured condoms that still have some taste to them



unlikely reason to think those things are perks
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 05, 2011, 11:55:18 PM
You have self-esteem issues and you're still getting over the affair with the goat.

Unlikely name for a new variety of wine.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 06, 2011, 06:21:36 AM
Nuits-St-Bush

An unlikely prominent nose for a can of the above.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 10, 2011, 04:24:31 PM
Rancid eggs with just a hint of decomposing dog flesh.

Unlikely seduction technique.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 10, 2011, 06:16:58 PM
Deerstalker, determination, tranquilliser gun, iambic pentameter, pizza.

An unlikely person to become a world famous escapologist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 10, 2011, 07:00:41 PM
An 18-year-old man living with a sex goddess who is a wonderful cook, has no interest in marriage, and believes that three-somes with other women are good for their relationship.

Unlikely person to become a homebody.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 10, 2011, 07:11:59 PM
Kanye West--unless home happens to be San Quentin.

Unlikely new breed of dog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 11, 2011, 02:36:33 AM
Quote
a sex goddess who is a wonderful cook, has no interest in marriage, and believes that three-somes with other women are good for their relationship.

Know ye of such a wench?

A Doberman Mincer.

An unlikely new body organ discovered (in everyone) hiding just beneath the left kidney.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 11, 2011, 08:14:49 AM
A resetticus buttonus

Unlikely new surgical practice
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 11, 2011, 11:29:09 AM
Know ye of such a wench?
As far as I know, she exists only in the erotic imaginations of straight men.

Using chopsticks to clear blocked arteries.

Unlikely new use for wooden spoons.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 11, 2011, 07:04:03 PM
Grave markers for stick people.

Unlikely reason why stick people went extinct.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 11, 2011, 07:10:12 PM
Friction burns! ;)



unlikely explanation for grass stains on your jeans
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 11, 2011, 07:31:33 PM
I was sitting in the park watching the pedophiles--really.

Unlikely solution to ridding the park of pedophiles.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 11, 2011, 07:47:39 PM
Undercover marksmen in the Punch and Judy booth and wearing ghilllie suits at the sandpit by the swings and slides



Unlikely cue/call signal for clean up crew when the job has been done
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: emva83 on February 16, 2011, 04:51:28 AM
(Yelling acroos the park filled with children)
The dead peodos stink, you clean em up i've got a date tonight
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: emva83 on February 16, 2011, 04:52:48 AM
sorry forgot to post a new comment.  :-\

Something a parent would say at a parent/teacher conference
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 16, 2011, 09:22:35 AM
What's wrong with my kid wearing his biker leathers to class?

new ans:  He thought 2 + 2 was an automotive question
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 16, 2011, 04:44:07 PM
herron

Get a grip man, you are playing the wrong game!

An unlikely reason that herron went bonkers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 16, 2011, 06:49:40 PM
He fell madly and passionately in love with the stick figure in Mark.'s avatar and decided to sacrifice his sanity for love.

An unlikely reason to be sexually attracted to a stick figure.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 17, 2011, 03:04:00 AM
Due to bad weather, your orifice (front/back as required) only opens to a five one-thousandths of an inch.

An unlikely thing to do with a Disney character.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mandala-Lore on February 17, 2011, 09:49:48 AM
visit a brothel...

Unlikely song your grandmother is singing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 17, 2011, 11:22:41 AM
"Sit On My Face (and tell me that you love me)" by Monty Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKV3GC0RERs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKV3GC0RERs)

Unlikely song to play at a funeral.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 17, 2011, 01:40:50 PM
herron

Get a grip man, you are playing the wrong game!

An unlikely reason that herron went bonkers.
Egad!  Has MWC eroded my brain cells that far?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 17, 2011, 01:42:44 PM
"Sit On My Face (and tell me that you love me)" by Monty Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKV3GC0RERs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKV3GC0RERs)

Unlikely song to play at a funeral.

The Gang's All Here

Unlikely substitute for a roll in the hay.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: emva83 on February 17, 2011, 02:53:53 PM
Hiring mickey mouse to single handedly take down the teletubbies silently with garrot wire

A fork, rubber band and a stick, what do you use them for
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 17, 2011, 04:40:27 PM
Building your own atomic power station.

Unlikely reason for going for a walk.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 17, 2011, 10:18:57 PM
The car won't start and your spouse won't carry you.


Unlikely reason for wearing a wristwatch.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 17, 2011, 10:35:43 PM
So your wrist will know what time it is.

Unlikely sequel to the game of Monopoly.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Suemcb on February 17, 2011, 11:27:45 PM
Fraud - where you try to get as much money as possible by telling the biggest lies possible.

Unlikely place to retire.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: emva83 on February 18, 2011, 03:45:10 AM
A little shed located squarely in the middle of the army's shooting range

Unlikely for buying a taser
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 18, 2011, 09:20:08 AM
To start your heart in the morning.


Unlikely excuse for oversleeping.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 18, 2011, 04:15:30 PM
There were important events occurring in the Land of Nod.

Unlikely reason to "streak" a sporting events.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: emva83 on February 18, 2011, 05:33:27 PM
In protest for movie stars not getting paid enough

unusual thing for a doctor to say
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 18, 2011, 10:08:59 PM
You'll live...maybe.

Unlikely flavor of oatmeal to become adicted to.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 18, 2011, 11:14:50 PM
Dill Pickle with Chocolate

Unlikely use for a dill pickle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 19, 2011, 06:01:36 AM
Coffee stirrer.

Unlikely snack with dill-flavored coffee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 19, 2011, 02:20:35 PM
Dunkin' Doo Doos



unlikely new virtue
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 19, 2011, 03:20:21 PM
Avoiding relations with the dog



Unlikely new day of the week
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 19, 2011, 03:24:12 PM
Dog Day - it only consists of afternoons

unlikely way of robbing a bank
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 19, 2011, 03:27:57 PM
With a hold-up note written on wet lasagna.


Unlikely reason to try writing on wet lasagna.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 19, 2011, 03:29:48 PM
there was no white sauce, vegetables or even meat - dinner had to be bought


unlikely grafitti on a boardroom table
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 19, 2011, 03:30:48 PM
Harry loves Sally

unlikely result of carving on the conference table
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 19, 2011, 03:35:54 PM
Leading the creation of a new copy writing team



unlikely 'hairstyle' for a dog
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 19, 2011, 03:38:48 PM
cherry red mohawk

unlikely reason to spike the punch
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 19, 2011, 05:29:01 PM
It's just too much trouble to open another jar of juice.

Unlikely reason to dial to 911 (or 999 if you're on the other side of the pond).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 19, 2011, 11:47:00 PM
The lid on the jar of maraschino cherries is stuck.


Unlikely reason to go on a crash diet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 20, 2011, 12:02:51 AM
You want to show support for a friend whose just been in a car crash.

Unlikely reason to flirt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 20, 2011, 04:01:35 AM
Out of pity for the munters you are flirting with.

Unlikely thing to do with a munter having pulled it.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 23, 2011, 11:03:20 AM
Propose marriage and make babies.


unlikely chess move
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 23, 2011, 11:12:33 AM
Black Queen's Bishop buggers White King.

An unlikely name for a chess playing super computer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 23, 2011, 11:15:35 AM
82Simple


unlikely prize awarded for player beating 82Simple
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 23, 2011, 11:24:07 AM
A castrated bishop

Unlikely reason to castrate a chess piece
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 23, 2011, 11:27:00 AM
Sublimating and wishing you had the balls yourself to do it in real life.


unlikely euphemism for flatulence
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 23, 2011, 11:29:55 AM
lavendar essence

unlikely excuse for lipstick smears on his belt
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 23, 2011, 12:03:18 PM
As she was handcuffed it was only by using her mouth that she could release them from their bindings! [That's his story anyway]


unlikely scenario for the above
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 23, 2011, 07:55:28 PM
An escape scene from Torquemada's house of horrors.

Unlikely card game to replace poker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 23, 2011, 09:14:00 PM
Go Fish

Unikely reason to go fishing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on February 23, 2011, 09:15:36 PM
Bears won't eat worms.

unlikely reason to be trying to lure bears with worms
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 27, 2011, 02:44:03 AM
Fish are just too heavy to transport home.

Unlikely name a new popular band.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 27, 2011, 04:50:03 AM
The Pimply Yawn Inducers

An unlikely name for a new jazz band.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 27, 2011, 08:01:35 AM
D'ya Think I'm Saxy?

Unlikely instrument to find in this jazz band.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 27, 2011, 11:39:58 AM
kazoo

Unlikely instrument of torture.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 27, 2011, 11:46:43 AM
The tip of the tongue.

An unlikely thing to do with a Kindle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 27, 2011, 11:54:44 AM
Use it as a frisbee in a reckless act of rebellion against technology (or is that a likely thing?).

Unlikely dinner to serve to guests.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 27, 2011, 01:16:48 PM
Roadkill on a stick.

Unlikely name for this new gormet dish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 27, 2011, 06:25:36 PM
Pollo Auto


unlikely weapon to use against spammers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Frogg on February 27, 2011, 06:29:49 PM
Sharpened chupa chup lollies.

An unlikely new flavour of ice cream.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on February 27, 2011, 06:30:11 PM
PSI

An unlikely game to play with your writer's group.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 27, 2011, 06:30:56 PM
Snap


unlikely 'snap'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on February 27, 2011, 06:34:14 PM
Mrs Wainthrop's love letter to the gay italian she's having an affair with... and the king of hearts.

An unlikely response to snapping like that.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 27, 2011, 06:47:42 PM
Offering more drink and drugs to the salamander who counts the dill pickles.


unlikely fancy dress outfit for a salamander
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 27, 2011, 08:20:39 PM
A wrap made of fig newt-ons.

Unlikely new Shakespeare play undiscovered for four hundred years.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 27, 2011, 08:23:19 PM
The Warming of the Globe Theatre [a futuristic piece influenced by Nostradamus]

unlikely lead player in the above play
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 27, 2011, 08:34:15 PM
Al Gore.

Unlikely new career for Al Gore.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 27, 2011, 08:36:41 PM
Miss Hypodermic oh, sorry I thought it was 'carer'

Waste sorter/separator - he should know his shit by now



unlikely dance move for a member of 'Glee'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on February 27, 2011, 10:34:16 PM
The Running Man while singing Aerosmith's Walk This Way.

Unlikely injury from doing the Running Man.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 28, 2011, 12:11:42 AM
A sprained brain

Unlikely symptom of a sprained brain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 28, 2011, 02:04:45 AM
An amazing sense of assonance.

An unlikely job for a rat catcher.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 28, 2011, 10:37:16 AM
Supplier of fine rat-fur fashion assessories for the rich and famous.

Unlikely name for a cartoon rat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on February 28, 2011, 11:51:44 AM
Yude Urty

An unlikely reason why Yude Urty rat might get a part in a gangster movie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on February 28, 2011, 06:56:27 PM
Al Pacino wasn't available.

Unlikely name for a mob boss.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on February 28, 2011, 08:55:10 PM
Valentine Placido


unlikely new 'pattern' for a geometric design
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 01, 2011, 03:05:26 AM
(.)(.)

An unlikely thing to make its home on one of Prince Dumbo's ears.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 01, 2011, 08:56:08 AM
A Monstera plant


unlikely means of getting rid of rubbish
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 01, 2011, 05:11:44 PM
Mix it into a pulp, give it a fancy name (preferably French sounding) and claim that rubbing it into the skin twice a day will improve the complexion. Women will buy it by the ton.

An unlikely way to tell the time.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 01, 2011, 05:18:22 PM
By the freckles on your dog.


Unlikely use for spoiled bananas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 01, 2011, 05:19:22 PM
Treats for spoiled children



unlikely reason a child becomes spoiled
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 01, 2011, 05:28:29 PM
They are allowed out of the cupboard under the stairs.

An unlikely reason to shave your leg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 01, 2011, 05:52:15 PM
The knee goatee was looking unkempt



unlikely way to pollinate a tomato plant
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 01, 2011, 10:42:20 PM
Take it out to dinner and moonlight romantic stroll along the beach before spraying it with perfume sprayer full of pollen.

An unlikely name for the world's greatest lover.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Symphony on March 02, 2011, 03:21:57 AM
Fiver!

an unlikely word in Vicky Pollard's vocabulary
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 02, 2011, 04:27:12 AM
As I have no idea who that is, I shall rashly assume she isn't Scots and suggest: numpty.

An unlikely thing to suck.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 02, 2011, 08:13:51 PM
Anything with an alcohol content above 28%.

Unlikely name for a new liquor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 02, 2011, 09:58:29 PM
Frog Puke

Unlikely new use for vaseline
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Symphony on March 04, 2011, 03:40:43 AM
Window cleaner

unlikely music track playing in the maternity ward
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 04, 2011, 03:11:14 PM
"Back in the Saddle Again"

unlikely new traffic signal
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 04, 2011, 05:20:00 PM
A pink light which signifies that fashion designers have the right-away.

An unlikely new fashion trend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 04, 2011, 05:31:15 PM
Flattering clothes


unlikely clent base fir such a producyt [sorry buttons buggered, can't delete to correct typos  :-[ :-[]
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 05, 2011, 04:04:10 AM
The people of Wal Mart (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798).

Unlikely new fuel source.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 05, 2011, 12:59:11 PM
Cats

Unlikely new use for palm fronds
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 05, 2011, 11:29:01 PM
wallpaper

unlikely use for wallpaper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 05, 2011, 11:46:36 PM
Paper training seals.

Unlikely use for a paper trained seal?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 05, 2011, 11:59:09 PM
Deficating on command for the audiences of shows at Sea World.

Unlikely song to play while a seal is taking a poo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 06, 2011, 10:09:51 AM
Mellow Yellow

unlikely sponsor for yellow poo
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 08, 2011, 02:43:53 AM
Colonel Mustard.

A unlikely person to be caught in the billiard room with Rev Green.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 09, 2011, 02:09:06 PM
Miss Peacock with the candlestick.

An unlikely result from putting a cat and a dog in a sack.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 09, 2011, 06:59:29 PM
The start of a fairytale romance.

Unlikely result of kissing a frog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 09, 2011, 08:37:24 PM
It's really a princess with warts and dead-fly breath.

Unlikely use for dead flies.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 09, 2011, 08:39:18 PM
Ride them to Amarillo.

An unlikely job for a corpse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 09, 2011, 08:40:38 PM
Fashion runway model

Unlikely new make-up for runway corpses.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 09, 2011, 08:43:48 PM
sawdust and hobo's wine

An unlikely new place to put an airport.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 09, 2011, 08:44:29 PM
10 Downing Street

Unlikely new company building commercial airliners.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 09, 2011, 08:52:19 PM
Hammer Films

An unlikely new soda.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 09, 2011, 08:53:38 PM
Creme of Caterpillar

Unlikely way to go to Paris.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 09, 2011, 08:58:31 PM
Through the looking glass.

An unlikely reason to go to Paris.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 09, 2011, 10:12:32 PM
She needs underwear and that's what you're selling today.

An unlikely new fashion in undergarments.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 09, 2011, 10:40:49 PM
A couple of strings attached to a triangle of fabric. (Oh wait, that's already been done.)

Unlikely use for thong underwear.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 10, 2011, 12:42:26 AM
Coffee strainers

Unlikely use for old CD's
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 10, 2011, 09:40:00 AM
frisbees

Unlikely use for old coins.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 10, 2011, 01:03:25 PM
Plugging bullet holes.

Unlikely comment from a nun.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 10, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
I may look like a smug penguin but I can't seem to break the habit.

An unlikely person to become a monk.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 10, 2011, 11:53:42 PM
Idi Amin

Unlikely use for old, weepy sticks of TNT.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: emva83 on March 12, 2011, 09:20:33 PM
Cigars

unlikely place to find an ice cream truck
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 12, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
Floating down a white water river.

Unlikely place to find pirate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 13, 2011, 04:56:15 AM
In custody.

Unlikely name for a new men's cologne.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 13, 2011, 07:01:06 AM
I'm Not A Metrosexual I Just Think Smelling Like Potpourri Is Cool De L'homme

An unlikely new beard style to replace the goatee in popularity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 13, 2011, 10:24:08 AM
A Hitler-style 'tash with extra long nose hairs grown to blend in with it.

Unlikely name for a new children's breakfast cereal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 13, 2011, 02:45:27 PM
Chocie Tooth Rot

An unlikely thing to ask a dentist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 13, 2011, 08:25:41 PM
For a vasectomy

Unlikley new surgical tool
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 13, 2011, 08:27:07 PM
horsewhip

Unlikely thing to ask hermaphrodite.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 13, 2011, 08:29:37 PM
Whose kid is it?

Unlikely new building material.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 13, 2011, 11:23:02 PM
Leggos made from recycled shopping bags.

Unlikely thing to replace shopping bags.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 13, 2011, 11:39:35 PM
Recycled cow udders.


Unlikely new use for silicon computer chips.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 14, 2011, 12:02:39 AM
Tiddley Winks pieces

Unlikely new use for old toupees.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 14, 2011, 02:45:06 AM
Chest wigs for teenagers.

An unlikely way to skin a cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 14, 2011, 09:16:24 AM
Drowning until it rots then it should slide off.



Unlikely conversation with a piece of coral.


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 14, 2011, 12:23:08 PM
Do you come here often?

Unlikely reason to get a new dog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 14, 2011, 12:37:25 PM
The old one rusted



unlikely reason to live in a penthouse

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Story on March 14, 2011, 02:25:04 PM
for the articles.

Unlikely reason to power wash the car.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 14, 2011, 02:47:06 PM
You're thinking of repainting it.

Unlikely use for old inner tubes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 14, 2011, 03:51:42 PM
condoms made from recycled material.

Unlikely reason to think that a recycled condom is a good idea.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 14, 2011, 07:05:28 PM
You want to save the planet but not overpopulate it


unlikely use for coca cola
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 15, 2011, 03:44:39 AM
Disposal of the dead bodies of your victims (dissolve them in a vat of coke).

An unlikely person to ride a Chopper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 15, 2011, 05:47:35 PM
Blind Pew

Unlikely profession for a blind ex-pirate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 16, 2011, 01:52:06 PM
3-D movie critic

Unlikely new lipstick flavor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 16, 2011, 03:04:00 PM
cum and spice

(Damn my lack of impulse control.)

Unlikely reason to add flavours to lipstick.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 17, 2011, 06:52:25 PM
To keep from using mouthwash.

Unlikely new Baskins & Robbins flavor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 17, 2011, 06:57:42 PM
Baskins & Robbins


Unlikey hangover cure
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 17, 2011, 06:59:19 PM
Nuclear radiation.

Unlikely new advice from Planned Parenthood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 17, 2011, 07:00:29 PM
Do not have sex until you have built up a pension fund


unlikely reason to follow this advice
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 17, 2011, 07:02:58 PM
Testosterone.

Unlikely age to quit having sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 17, 2011, 07:25:55 PM
18

Unlikely age to start having sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 17, 2011, 09:12:56 PM
18

Unlikely organization to fund Planned Parenthood.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 18, 2011, 12:35:52 AM
The Catholic Church

Unlikely headstone inscription.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 18, 2011, 06:09:42 AM
Heaven can wait - I'm burning

unlikely unit of measure fo bum sizes
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 18, 2011, 03:57:43 PM
a "fart" - which is exactly the same length as the width of an anal sphincter.

Unlikely reason why "the fart" system would become the universal measurement system worldwide.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 18, 2011, 06:18:33 PM
Testosterone and methane combine as machismo dominates society again and women grow beards.


unlikely 'fear/phobia' that would be eligible for treatment on the National Health Service
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 18, 2011, 07:28:56 PM
femifolicphobia - fear of women with beards

Unlikely new psychological disorder.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 18, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
Sensis Commonalis Nervosis


Unlikely reason why a bee might sting you
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 18, 2011, 07:54:05 PM
He's afflicted with Sensis Commonalis Nervosis.

Unlikely action movie to be the big summer blockbuster.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 18, 2011, 08:01:14 PM
Stereophonic Goblin Dolphins and the Big Net with Bad Guys and Torpedoes - in 3D animation


Unlikely name for a new design of 'bird feeder'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 18, 2011, 10:37:42 PM
The Tweety Grab-n-Smash

Unlikely new use for Xanax.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 19, 2011, 09:43:08 AM
as a decorative finish for the exterior of government buildings - a bit like 'pebble dash'


unlikely 'lost' commandment


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 19, 2011, 10:27:21 AM
"Thou shalt not eat pickles with cheese."

Unlikely thing to find during an archeological dig.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 19, 2011, 11:58:43 AM
A dirt covered casket covered in heirglyphs and containing blueprints for wireless technology


unlikely new hairstyle
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 19, 2011, 12:24:20 PM
Live snake dreadlocks    (Medusa anyone?)

Unlikely new ingredient in Diet Coke.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 19, 2011, 04:36:18 PM
Anything edible.

(Incidently Siobhan, they did have "wireless" technology in ancient Egypt: slave labour. It even had voice command technology; issue an order and it instantly done for you.)

Unlikely dresscode for the waiters in a restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 20, 2011, 12:45:16 AM
Ties and a thong.

Unlikely crowd to visit such a restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 20, 2011, 07:26:52 PM
Monks.

Unlikely landing site for aliens.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 20, 2011, 09:42:49 PM
Jay Leno's chin

Unlikely oversized bodypart.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on March 21, 2011, 09:04:54 PM
Eyelash

Unlikely fast food
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 21, 2011, 09:18:44 PM
deep fried worms

Unlikely use for cream cheese.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 21, 2011, 09:50:59 PM
hair gel

unlikely lost bible passage
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 21, 2011, 11:05:11 PM
"He boogied all night."

Unlikely use for new bible passages.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 21, 2011, 11:14:19 PM
blackmailing the pope

unlikely new profession for a retired politician.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 21, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
used car salesman

Unlikely reason you'd even consider buying a car from a former politician.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 22, 2011, 12:03:31 AM
His honesty won you over.

Unlikely reason to sleep with your eyes open.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 22, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
fear of the dark

unlikely new fee charged by the airlines
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 22, 2011, 10:52:48 AM
Disembarcation Fee  (paying to get off)


Unlikely new erotic stimulant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 12:25:00 PM
Chili juice

unlikely metal to make 'fourth place' medals
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 22, 2011, 04:28:40 PM
tin

unlikely reason to be proud of coming in 4th place.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 04:33:27 PM
you're allergic to gold/silver/bronze

unlikely new name for the latest cooker hood/filter

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 22, 2011, 04:57:28 PM
deluxe sparks-a-lot

unlikely reason to become a nun
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 05:09:03 PM
You won first prize at a fancy dress as a child when you went as a penguin . . . it felt great!


Unlikely new villain to face Batman
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 22, 2011, 05:25:32 PM
white nose syndromeman

unlikely reason to kill your spouse
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 22, 2011, 05:44:11 PM
He/She was faithful, supportive, loving, and good in bed and you just can't stand perfect people.

Unlikely reason to stay with your spouse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 22, 2011, 05:58:57 PM
You forgot he was there

unlikely sandwich filler
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 22, 2011, 06:07:48 PM
your hat



An unlikely reason why Salmon swim upriver.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 06:15:27 PM
they don't like gravity

unlikely setting for Brideshead Revisited
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 22, 2011, 06:17:19 PM
Inuvik

Unlikely new scientific discovery.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 06:19:02 PM
man sense


unlikely command for firing explosive charges
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 22, 2011, 06:34:43 PM
READY... STEADY... COOK!

An unlikely use for a periscope.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 22, 2011, 06:45:26 PM
Finding how far up your ass you really stuck your head.

Unlikely new surgical procedure for colon polyps.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 22, 2011, 07:01:08 PM
Laser eye surgery, all the way down.

An unlikely use for a Beef Sandwich.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 07:12:05 PM
door stop

unliekly use for a vegetarian pastie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 22, 2011, 07:20:43 PM
Actually existing.

An unlikely use for David Bowie.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 22, 2011, 07:29:13 PM
Flight attendant on the next unmanned mission to Mars.

Unlikely use for a bulletproof vest.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: thatollie on March 22, 2011, 07:30:49 PM
protecting the debris in shootout scenes.

An unlikely use for a TV commercial
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 07:41:19 PM
as replacements for Jeremy Kyle shows

unlikely pairing for a wife swap TV programme
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 22, 2011, 07:43:43 PM
Hyacinth Bucket ( yes, we know her even in the USA)

unlikely childrens game
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 07:56:07 PM
Best stringy bogey in church


unlikely new car part/component
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on March 22, 2011, 08:23:55 PM
a toaster

unlikely bed covering
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 09:19:50 PM
nettle leaves and thistle heads arranged on sticky weed with poison ivy trim


unlikely new addition to list of cosmetic procedures
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 22, 2011, 09:31:31 PM
wrinkle U - the speedy wrinkle cream

unlikely name for the new dog
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 22, 2011, 09:42:44 PM
Smirnoff

unlikely new pasta shape/name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 22, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
belly button shape - Belly O's!

unlikely name for a new car
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 22, 2011, 11:52:15 PM
Feces (Advertising catch phrase: "It's an ugly piece of shit!")

Unlikely reason you'd want your car to be a piece of shit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 23, 2011, 12:56:29 AM
You're a fly farmer and you want to catch the best little wild ones about to bring hybrid vigour to your current stock



unlikely reason to farm flies


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 23, 2011, 08:37:33 AM
your life savings are tied up in a fly paper manufacturing company

unlikely reason to rejoice that it is Wednesday
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 23, 2011, 10:11:05 AM
With your stutter it's really hard to say T-t-t-t-t-uesday.

Unlikely use for 12 tons of recycled hair nets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on March 23, 2011, 10:25:49 AM
turn them into modern art

unlikely alternative use for hairnets

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 23, 2011, 03:50:11 PM
To actually hold hair, or trap it as the case may be.  ::)

Unlikely new use for recycled oil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 23, 2011, 04:22:43 PM
growing dinosaurs

unlikely reason for your photo to be featured on the cover of a magazine
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 23, 2011, 08:32:56 PM
You've just won "The World's Ugliest Garbage Collector" competition.

Unlikely profession to be elevated to celebrity status.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 23, 2011, 08:35:09 PM
thumb tack production line quality inspector

Unlikely reason to howl at the moon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 23, 2011, 08:42:05 PM
You used to whistle at the moon but it lacked the poetic beauty.

Unlikely reason to run naked through the streets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 23, 2011, 08:45:34 PM
You heard that's how Charlie Sheen does it

unlikely reason to not pay a speeding ticket
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 23, 2011, 09:01:45 PM
You're too slow to get to the courthouse in time.

Unlikely reason to resign from the police force.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 23, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
donuts make your stomach squirrely

unlikely name for a Mexican restaurant

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 23, 2011, 09:07:48 PM
Luigi's

Unlikely name for a new line of women's undergarments.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 23, 2011, 09:11:31 PM
Scratchy you

unlikely religious holiday
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 23, 2011, 09:12:16 PM
John Denver's birthday

Unlikely girl to have a crush on.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 23, 2011, 09:16:27 PM
sister margaret mary

unlikely reason to cancel your newspaper subscription
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on March 23, 2011, 09:37:16 PM
can't read black and white print

unlikely piece of computer hardware
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 23, 2011, 11:02:25 PM
The nosey mouse. Simply attach the mouse to your nose and control your cursor by snorting into it. Not recommended for use while you have a cold.

Unlikely reason a nose-control mouse would be popular.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 24, 2011, 01:06:22 PM
As a cure for post-nasal drip.

Unlikely new fabric.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 24, 2011, 03:59:09 PM
Brillo

Unlikely new fraternity on campus
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 24, 2011, 06:12:44 PM
Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore I am)
(Thinking isn't high on most fraternity members' to do lists.)

Unlikely name for a new football team (American or European football: your choice.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 24, 2011, 07:40:36 PM
The Sloths (American)

Unlikely replacement for Dr Who's Tardis
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 24, 2011, 07:54:11 PM
a portable loo

Unlikely new fashion trend.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on March 24, 2011, 08:49:04 PM
Earrings made of bricks

Unlikely pet for a homebody.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 24, 2011, 09:41:10 PM
buffalo

Unlilkely new foodie craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 26, 2011, 09:28:41 AM
toast

unlikely new airline name
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 26, 2011, 10:50:45 AM
Dead Pilots

Unlikely new color suggestion for the American Flag.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 26, 2011, 02:17:21 PM
The Gay Pride Rainbow!
(If you listen closely, you can hear John Wayne spinning in his grave.)

Unlikely anthem (song) for a democratic world government.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 26, 2011, 05:43:07 PM
We are Family

unlikely animal mascot for said democratic world government
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 26, 2011, 06:55:17 PM
the do-do bird
(Choosing an extinct species would not be an auspicious start.)

Unlikely candidate to be prime minister/president of the first democratic world government.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 26, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
Me

Unlikely name for a horror movie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 26, 2011, 08:01:29 PM
Bambi II

Unlikely occupation for a girl named Bambi.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 26, 2011, 08:41:17 PM

Astronaut

Unlikely new fashion trend



Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on March 26, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
Fez~

unlikely name of a car
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 26, 2011, 09:06:50 PM
The Flea

Unlikely new emoticon expression
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 27, 2011, 01:18:49 AM
:-PV (A smilie sticking out his tongue and giving the "two fingered salute".)

Unlikely name for an exotic dancer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 27, 2011, 11:46:32 AM
sister Margaret Mary

unlikely premise for a blockbuster movie
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 27, 2011, 04:54:35 PM
A Jungian psychotherapy story focusing on the tormented mind of poodle.

Unlikely reason that a poodle would need psychotherapy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 27, 2011, 06:46:28 PM
really bad grooming job

unlikely name for a new cruise ship
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 27, 2011, 07:50:59 PM
Lusitania II

Unlikely reason to cancel your cruise.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 27, 2011, 07:54:30 PM
You're allergic to sea food.

Unlikely place for a vacation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 27, 2011, 07:55:18 PM
The seventh level of Hell.

Unlikely new chocolate dessert.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 27, 2011, 08:29:46 PM
The Seventh Level of Hell  ;D

Unlikely name of a pirate ship.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 27, 2011, 08:33:14 PM
The Happy Ballerina

Unlikely way to make a million dollars.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 27, 2011, 08:36:46 PM
Print it.

Unlikely new medium of exchange once inflation makes our currency worthless.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 27, 2011, 08:37:41 PM
Plastic cartons of hummus.

Unlikely new fuel supply.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 27, 2011, 08:45:40 PM
Twinkies.

Unlikely person to perform the Royal wedding ceremony.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on March 27, 2011, 09:49:09 PM
My mother

Unlikely fragrance for a body spray
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 28, 2011, 12:05:54 AM
rotten eggs
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 28, 2011, 02:46:44 AM
An unlikely reason why I should help Gayle with her unlikely thing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on March 28, 2011, 04:03:39 AM
because she is your long lost sister

unlikely reason why Gayle is Marks long lost sister
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 28, 2011, 06:12:11 AM
Because ... although we are unrelated in any way, in a previous life we once shared a toasted muffin that had been blessed by the sibling God, I'm-Telling-Mum-You-Bastard.

An unlikely reason for sharing a toasted muffin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Vel on March 28, 2011, 08:46:28 AM
Royal decree under penalty of execution.

Unlikely reason to be elected president.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 28, 2011, 09:04:24 AM
You emit a strange presidential odour.

An unlikely reason for needing a president when there is an abundance of thicko princes that would do the job of king for less money.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 28, 2011, 09:39:49 AM
There was all that extra money in the budget to cover the salary and the thicko princes needed a foil

Unlikely celebrity romantic coupling
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Vel on March 28, 2011, 09:48:55 AM
Seth Rogan and Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Unlikely way to discover you are an evil twin?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 28, 2011, 12:08:37 PM
Your mother throws rocks at you, shouting, "I should have kept the other one!"

Unlikely reason to be wearing support hose on your head.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 28, 2011, 02:33:31 PM
all the kids are doing it

Unlikely reason to post a story for critiquing

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 28, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
You know your story is perfect and you want to shut those critical bastards up.

Unlikely reason to dislike your parents.
(Thank you for fixing my oops, Mark.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 28, 2011, 04:42:22 PM
Because they continue to make deposits to your bank account and send you gifts and refuse to let you rough it on your own and develop character. 

Unlikely headline in tomorrow's paper
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 28, 2011, 06:44:12 PM
Lawyer Declares that Honesty is the Best Policy

Unlikely title for a best selling novel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 28, 2011, 08:47:00 PM
Honesty is the Best Policy by John Grisham

Unlikely reason for John Grisham to sue me
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 28, 2011, 09:18:59 PM
He claims your MWC posts infringe on his copyright.  ::)

Unlikely reason to elect a Republican to anything.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 28, 2011, 09:45:24 PM
can't think of one. . .

Unlikely location a winter olympics
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on March 28, 2011, 10:15:22 PM
Florida

Unlikely flavor for a lollipop
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 28, 2011, 11:07:25 PM
Sour Red Dirt

Unlikely new employment for a recalled Governor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 29, 2011, 02:32:09 PM
Union leader

Unlikely new form of alternative energy

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on March 29, 2011, 03:26:31 PM
ground monkeys

unlikely new kind of 'petrol'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 29, 2011, 03:28:01 PM
oil from human hair


Unlikely new shampoo ingredient
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 29, 2011, 03:59:02 PM
Monkey spit

Unlikely new terrorist group.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 29, 2011, 03:59:34 PM
car wax

Unlikely new Olympic event
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 29, 2011, 06:12:55 PM
Synchronised Yawning.

An unlikely thing to do in London in 2012.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 29, 2011, 07:23:08 PM
Make preparations to sail to Boston and quell the American uprising.

Unlikely new translation of the Mayan calendar.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 29, 2011, 08:25:49 PM
tonight I'm gonna party like it's two oh one one two - thus the carved image of Prince nest to the calendar

unlikely new brand of cat food
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Vel on March 29, 2011, 09:44:53 PM
Minced puppy.

An unlikely reason to elope to Scotland?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 29, 2011, 10:19:33 PM
You despise haggis.

Unlikely reason to vacation in Bermuda.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 29, 2011, 10:39:01 PM
You need to go for melanoma treatment

unlikely godhead for a new religion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on March 29, 2011, 10:45:43 PM
an orange pea

unlikely reason for an orange pea to be a godhead for a new religion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 29, 2011, 10:50:31 PM
The wheel of Stilton was too busy flavoring broccoli.

Unlikely name for a new beer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 29, 2011, 10:53:52 PM
Castrated Newt (Just try to get a man to buy something with the word "castrated" its name: not going to happen.)

Unlikely reason someone would go through the trouble of castrating a newt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 29, 2011, 11:23:00 PM
She's the newt version of Lorena Bobbit.

Unlikely consequence of castrating a newt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 30, 2011, 01:27:04 AM
It makes millions from its book deal.

Unlikely replacement for the Pope.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on March 30, 2011, 02:15:58 AM
Christian Bale

Unlikely reason for Christian Bale to be the pope
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 30, 2011, 02:43:21 AM
He likes silly hats and having his ring kissed.

An likely name for a French fighter pilot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 30, 2011, 12:23:15 PM
Pepe LePew

Unlikely reason for raisins in your coffee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 30, 2011, 02:51:14 PM
your grapes shriveled  :o

unlikely statement from Gaddafi
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 30, 2011, 03:11:55 PM
"I am stepping down and handing power over a provisional democratic government."

Unlikely announcement from the leader of the Green Party.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 30, 2011, 04:10:33 PM
I am stepping down to have Clarkson's love child.

An unlikely new political party based solely on a colour.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 30, 2011, 05:16:48 PM
Alien Gray

Unlikely new subject for an "the alien's did it" book.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 30, 2011, 09:19:37 PM
Uncovering the origins of Windsor Castle.

Unlikely new reality show.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 30, 2011, 09:28:08 PM
Meet the reals - cameras follow a middle aged, middle class couple to work, to the grocery, home, day after day after day . . .

Unlikely new street gang
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on March 30, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Mice wearing little red caps and yellow shoes

Unlikely item on a desk
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 30, 2011, 11:48:22 PM
Mother's plastic-encased gall bladder.

Unlikely new home addition.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 31, 2011, 11:42:15 AM
autopsy lab

Unlikely new best selling book (doesn't have to be fiction).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: memnoch87 on March 31, 2011, 12:11:05 PM
anything authored my memnoch87  ::)

unlikely public service announcement.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on March 31, 2011, 12:44:22 PM
"Help eleminate poverty in our city: chase a poor person out town today!"

Unlikely name for a new sports car.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on March 31, 2011, 06:23:57 PM
The sloth

unlikely addition to the McDonald's menu
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on March 31, 2011, 07:14:39 PM
The 125 Grammer with Cheese (Camembert)

An unlikely new name for Tripoli.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 31, 2011, 08:11:55 PM
New Jerusalem

Unlikely new home country for Ghaddafi.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on March 31, 2011, 09:17:55 PM
Isreal.

Unlikely reason for Ghaddafi to go to Isreal.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 31, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
He couldn't find Israel.   ::)

Unlikely reason to buy a vacation home in the Arctic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: memnoch87 on March 31, 2011, 10:57:11 PM
Polar bear fetish

Unlikely argument to hear at a political debate!
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on March 31, 2011, 11:02:28 PM
"No, no. You go first, you're always right."

Unlikely affect of civility, respect and cooperation in political discussions.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: memnoch87 on March 31, 2011, 11:32:16 PM
a working coalition government  :o

unlikely thing for a news presenter to say!
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 01, 2011, 08:41:44 PM
Today, absolutely nothing happened... and now, a word from our sponsor.

Unlikely new fashion for women.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 02, 2011, 12:01:53 AM
Nudity, with headbands and heels.

Unlikely response from their husbands.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 02, 2011, 12:32:47 AM
"Oh, not that awful nudity craze again! I'm so sick of seeing naked women."

Unlikely remark made by a young woman who has just seen a naked man for the first time.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 02, 2011, 08:32:43 AM
"Hmm. I wonder if that means he likes me."

Unlikely response from the naked man.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 02, 2011, 09:43:40 AM
Have you seen George?

Unlikely reason to be looking for George.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: trev on April 02, 2011, 11:28:36 AM
Not only did he take my clothes wallet and watch, he stole my bunny.

Unlikely responce from an orchestral conductor, dropping his baton.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 02, 2011, 01:23:31 PM
"Oh ass biscuits!"

Unlikely euphemism for sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 02, 2011, 07:43:47 PM
swimming with the dolphins :o

Unlikely new specialty drink at the local bar
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 02, 2011, 09:38:26 PM
Chocolate Surprise (cocoa and vodka)

Unlikely name for a rooster
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 03, 2011, 12:34:49 AM
Lunch.

Unlikely side dish to serve with grilled rooster.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 03, 2011, 12:41:12 AM
steamed lizard

Unlikely garnish for steamed lizard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 03, 2011, 01:12:10 AM
Greasy, grimey gopher guts.

Unlikely sign to find in the men's room.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 03, 2011, 11:03:17 AM
"Please dispose of your menstral pads in the receptical below."

Unlikely sign to find in the ladies' room.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 03, 2011, 12:01:35 PM
"Please do not put tobacco chaws in the sink."

Unlikely rinse agent for teeth stained by chewing tobacco.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 03, 2011, 12:18:17 PM
Feline nasal fluid.

Another unlikely use for nasal fluid (besides dental rinse).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 03, 2011, 12:20:56 PM
Cleaning corroded battery contacts.


Unlikely use for nasal fluids contaminated with battery corrosion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 03, 2011, 02:00:48 PM
A clean-burning, environmentally friendly fuel. This discovery leads the discarding of used facial tissue and the washing of handkerchiefs to be made illegal.

Unlikely use for used facial tissue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 03, 2011, 06:34:30 PM
Mix with sweat and make a papier-mâché Frenchman.

An unlikely reason for wearing a pith helmet.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 03, 2011, 09:51:21 PM
While exploring the depths of the sea.

Unlikely color for the sky.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 03, 2011, 10:36:14 PM
Chocolate Mint

Unlikely effect of an asteroid strike.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 03, 2011, 10:51:00 PM
Asteroid fans screaming, "Kill the umpire."

Unlikely destination for man's first voyage beyond the solar system.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 04, 2011, 12:59:10 AM
A gay bar on ass-teroid 6969.

Unlikely ambition for young chemist.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 04, 2011, 08:39:40 AM
To design a combination hair restorer/wheel cleaner.

Unlikely name for a pet pig.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 04, 2011, 10:01:19 AM
Twiggy

Unlikely name for a fitness club.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 04, 2011, 03:24:46 PM
The Fat 1200

Unlikely new name for the National Rifle Association.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 04, 2011, 04:09:09 PM
Guns R Us

Unlikely pasta sauce
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 04, 2011, 07:49:52 PM
Creamy Earthworm

Unlikely name for a plastic surgeon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: trev on April 05, 2011, 05:19:03 AM
Surgical spirit

Unlikely name for a carpet fitter.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 05, 2011, 08:05:21 AM
Maude

Unlikely new name for Japan.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 05, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
The Barrens

Unlikely name for new brand of computers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 05, 2011, 03:20:25 PM
Tortoise & Snail


Unlikely reason for driving 95 in a 30 zone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 05, 2011, 07:50:45 PM
You were never very good at math

unlikely name for an ice cream parlor
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 05, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
The Nasty Shoppe

unlikely item in the kitchen drawer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 05, 2011, 10:19:33 PM
a machete

Unlikely new uniform regulation for the local high school
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 06, 2011, 12:07:12 AM
g-strings and ass-less trousers

Unlikely title for school song.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 06, 2011, 01:21:21 AM
Paint It Black  (Rolling Stones)

Unlikely hour to begin dinner.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on April 06, 2011, 02:38:18 AM
-3am

unlikely reason to eat a hamster
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: trev on April 06, 2011, 03:22:29 AM
It don't go with chips, and the thing would keep turning inside your tummy.

The unlikely thing to hear in a barbers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 06, 2011, 03:38:15 PM
"Shall I trim those nostril hairs, sir, or would you rather I braid them?"

Unlikely way to enter a new country.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on April 07, 2011, 11:46:23 PM
by doing the caterpillar

Unlikely reason to do the caterpillar into another country.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 08, 2011, 12:09:03 AM
The "atomic butterfly" requires the presence of whipped cream, a spatula and a rather large cucumber, and there are simply no cucumbers to be found.

Unlikely reason to bring vegetables into the bedroom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: trev on April 08, 2011, 09:21:24 AM
To cook a Sunday roast.

Unlikely reason for putting your coat on backwards.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 08, 2011, 10:24:22 AM
That's how you put on your pants.

Unlikely argument to have with your spouse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 08, 2011, 04:36:35 PM
"But it's my turn to take out the garbage! You always get to do it!"

Unlikely reason for a wife to "wear the trousers".
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 08, 2011, 05:30:28 PM
Her husband started wearing her skirts.

Unlikely reason to shoot the dog.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 08, 2011, 10:21:45 PM
It was an obedient and affectionate creature.

Unlikely reason to dislike affection.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 09, 2011, 09:12:12 AM
It makes your teeth hurt.

Unlikely reason to rent a backhoe.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 09, 2011, 09:51:11 AM
You've always wanted an unusual lawn ornament.

Unlikely reason to want any kind of lawn ornament.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 09, 2011, 10:01:25 AM
To cut down on the grass you have to mow.

Unlikely new discovery in Egypt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 09, 2011, 09:44:47 PM
Mount Rushmore II

Unlikely place to find a mountain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 09, 2011, 09:53:03 PM
On a cloud.

Unlikely name for newly discovered type of cloud.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 11, 2011, 08:12:51 PM
brickulousous

unlikely ingredient in dog food
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 11, 2011, 09:40:40 PM
Dog

Unlikely new dance craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 11, 2011, 09:47:55 PM
The rabid dog

Unlikely reason to write a story
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 11, 2011, 09:49:16 PM
You can't write music, but you need to use your pens.

Unlikely reason to wish on a star.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 11, 2011, 10:05:36 PM
All the "1-900" lines are busy.

Unlikely alternate career for a visual art model.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 12, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
Welder

Unlikely things to weld together
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 13, 2011, 09:22:55 AM
A cat and a piece of buttered toast with jam

Unlikely use for jam
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 13, 2011, 01:21:50 PM
Sex aid

Unlikely reason to bury the cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 13, 2011, 02:16:54 PM
Damn, it's ugly!

Unlikely name to give an ugly cat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 13, 2011, 05:15:22 PM
Queen Mum

Unlikely reason to name your cat after the Queen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on April 14, 2011, 04:18:20 PM
because you would be shot if you didn't

unlikely reason to be shot
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 14, 2011, 06:18:04 PM
Missing Mass three weeks in a row.

Unlikely reason to feel compelled to go to Mass.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on April 14, 2011, 11:43:40 PM
your mother was an anteater

unlikely reason to have an anteater for a mother
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 15, 2011, 07:00:26 AM
She was transmogrified by a visiting alien accidentally shooting her instead of his arch enemy and she prefers to stay that way because it means there is less laundry to do

Unlikely reason for aliens to fight each other in your back garden
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 15, 2011, 11:13:46 AM
The tyrannosaurus rex is already making too much noise.

Unlikely reason to have a tyrannosaurus rex in your back yard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 15, 2011, 12:24:55 PM
The triceratops had a previous engagement he couldn't miss so you had to settle for the tyrannasaurus.

Unlikely use for a dinosaur of any species.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 15, 2011, 01:05:59 PM
A hat stand

Unlikely object to use as an umbrella stand
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 15, 2011, 03:39:47 PM
Your Uncle Fred

Unlikely time to start playing your tuba.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 15, 2011, 05:06:57 PM
During Uncle Fred's hip operation, with the nurse on banjo

unlikely song to play in hospital

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 15, 2011, 08:11:31 PM
Them Dry Bones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg-v4CS4nQ&feature=related)

Unlikely reason to be singing in the hospital.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on April 15, 2011, 08:55:18 PM
to keep the whale from attacking

unlikely reason for a whale to attack a hospital
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 15, 2011, 11:23:32 PM
Sea World is closed.

Unlikely response to a 911 (emergency) call.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 16, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
"Your call is very important to us, please stay on line for the next available operator." Cue horrible rendition of popular '80's pop song.

Unlikely song to do an "elevator" version of for call centres.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 16, 2011, 09:17:53 PM
"Staying Alive"

Unlikely reason to call 911.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 16, 2011, 11:13:50 PM
Your cat's claw is snagged in the furniture.

Unlikely sound to come from a fire truck.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 17, 2011, 08:52:00 PM
The Sanford & Sons theme song

Unlikely first line in your obituary
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 17, 2011, 09:10:49 PM
She's still alive so never mind.

Unlikely place for an obituary
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 17, 2011, 09:20:48 PM
on a plane banner

unlikely response to winning the lottery
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 17, 2011, 11:39:54 PM
"Oh great. What the hell am I going to do with $1, 000, 000.00."

Unlikely reason to continue working after winning a major lottery jackpot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 18, 2011, 10:47:28 AM
You enjoy the harangues of your idiot boss.

Unlikely reason to think you might win a major lottery jackpot.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 19, 2011, 06:17:03 AM
Everyone else you know has won- it has to be your turn next

Unlikely second prize in a lottery
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 19, 2011, 12:46:14 PM
A wheelbarrow of mud.

Unlikely "Breaking News" segment on television.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 19, 2011, 05:59:34 PM
"It's all good"

Unlikely reaction to seeing a UFO land in your driveway
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 19, 2011, 10:45:37 PM
Mistaking them for long lost relatives and inviting them to a BBQ in the back yard.

Unlikely time of day to start dinner.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 20, 2011, 09:43:15 PM
9 a.m.

Unlikely place for a barbecue.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 20, 2011, 11:11:24 PM
The upstairs bathroom.

Unlikely color for an Easter Egg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 22, 2011, 08:27:45 AM
puce

unlikely place to hide an Easter egg
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 22, 2011, 11:15:10 AM
In the dog's anus    ::)

Unlikely reason to give that answer.  ;)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on April 22, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
Because it's true.

Unlikely place for a dog to sleep.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 23, 2011, 08:29:07 AM
In a cement mixer.

Unlikely reason to have a cement mixer in your back yard.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 23, 2011, 09:31:59 AM
you won it in a tombola

unlikely attraction at a fair

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 23, 2011, 01:26:38 PM
Bazooka Display

Unlikely new medicinal plant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on April 25, 2011, 08:03:56 PM
catnip

unlikely reason to use catnip as a medicine
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 25, 2011, 09:45:42 PM
The dog won't let you use his biscuit.

Unlikely reason to want to eat a dog biscuit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 25, 2011, 10:35:45 PM
The fleas have made you crazy.

An unlikely use for fleas.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 26, 2011, 12:11:33 AM
Carpeting.

Unlikely result of the upcoming Royal Wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 26, 2011, 10:40:39 AM
A visiting royal/head of state falls for one of the ushers and they marry the week after


Unlikely place for their wedding
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 26, 2011, 05:09:29 PM
Boff-on-Piddle Cathedral.

An unlikely thing to smoke/eat after an session of royal head.





Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 26, 2011, 09:24:59 PM
Gefilte fish.

Unlikely reason to get up early to watch the Royal Wedding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: eashort on April 26, 2011, 10:13:56 PM
President Obama, himself, leaves you an urgent message on your answering machine the night before informing you that the state of the human race depends upon your interference of the vows.

Unlikely royal wedding vows.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 27, 2011, 11:33:35 AM
Until something better comes along.

Unlikely alien intervention.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 27, 2011, 05:32:06 PM
"We are going to rule your planet until stop idolizing partying heiresses, royalty, the offspring of 1960's musicians, and various other twits whose only claim to fame is being born." (or maybe that's a likely reason for an alien intervention  ;D)

Unlikely habit/disorder/addiction to need rehab for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 27, 2011, 05:35:42 PM
buying shoes - can't imagine anyone needing rehab for that  ;)


unlikely cure for addictions
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 27, 2011, 07:19:04 PM
Death.

Unlikely new place for a golf course.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 27, 2011, 10:34:50 PM
An oil rig on the gulf coast

Unlikely place to hide during a tornado
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 27, 2011, 11:42:06 PM
In a hot air balloon.

Unlikely new picture on a dollar bill.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 28, 2011, 06:42:30 AM
Kermit the frog

Unlikely job for a frog
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 28, 2011, 10:48:44 AM
Professional Leg Model

Unlikely reason to keep an umbrella down your pantleg.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on April 28, 2011, 05:23:16 PM
When you tuck it in your bra you look like you have android breasts.

Unlikely thing to carry in your purse/pocket/wallet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 28, 2011, 06:50:30 PM
a babelfish


unlikely zombie snack
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on April 28, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
a chocolate coated carrot

Unlikely reason for using a bidet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 28, 2011, 07:45:10 PM
Your battery-powered toothbrush is on the fritz.

Unlikely color for new police uniforms.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 28, 2011, 08:36:03 PM
Magenta.

Unlikely complimentary color for their police cars.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 28, 2011, 08:51:03 PM
Puce.

Unlikely new name for Great Britain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on April 28, 2011, 08:57:13 PM
Gussungagaflossyhexapinge.

Most unlikely animal to be name as Prime Minister of the aforementioned Gussungagaflossyhexapinge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 28, 2011, 09:01:15 PM
Gussungagaflossyhexapinge.

Most unlikely animal to be name as Prime Minister of the aforementioned Gussungagaflossyhexapinge.
I like it!  ;D

Kermit the Frog

Unlikely new name for the United States. (while we're at it)   ::)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 28, 2011, 09:19:37 PM
Obamalamadingdongland.

An unlikely new name for Washington.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on April 28, 2011, 09:42:59 PM
Laundretteville.

Most unlikely new local bylaw to be enacted in Laundretteville.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 29, 2011, 07:05:49 AM
Anyone caught without twenty pence for the dryer will be classed as a vagrant and moved along.

An unlikely way to cure a shoe addiction.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 29, 2011, 07:22:03 AM
yoghurt

not that I think shoe addicts need 'curing' - just more cupboard space maybe


unlikely new flavour for yoghurt
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 29, 2011, 07:29:42 AM
Sweaty foot and toenail clippings (perhaps one of those corner yoghurts with the clippings piled in the dry compartment, just begging to be sprinkled on top of the malodorous curds).

An unlikely name of a racehorse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on April 29, 2011, 07:36:30 AM
Glue For You.


An unlikely use for Lasix. (Furosemide)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 29, 2011, 09:59:42 AM
Making tea.

Unlikely new use for recycled paper.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on April 29, 2011, 10:22:04 AM
Cake mix icing!


Unlikely thing to hear on National Honesty Day.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 29, 2011, 10:49:58 AM
I really neeed these shoes ....


unlikely use for old newspapers
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 29, 2011, 11:28:07 AM
To make a papier-mâché wolf.

An unlikely way to overcome the issue of doddering old fools cluttering up the roads on a bank holiday.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 29, 2011, 01:32:25 PM
Free Bingo every Bank Holiday

Unlikely destination for a holiday
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 29, 2011, 02:19:30 PM
To a land where Bong-trees grow.

An unlikely thing to do with an owl.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 29, 2011, 02:45:03 PM
Use it as a hood ornament.

Unlikely reason to need an owl as a hood ornament.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 29, 2011, 03:24:46 PM
You are a hangman who has become totally bored with your outfits (and those of your victims).

An unlikely thing to find on a hangman's CV.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 29, 2011, 06:06:21 PM
A list of college degrees.

Unlikely reason to protest in the streets.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on April 30, 2011, 06:35:27 AM
Too many holidays


Unlikely reason to get arrested
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 30, 2011, 07:20:24 AM
Indolence.

Of course the police would like to arrest all the slothful yoofs, ponderously traipsing from burger bar to kebab shop like half dead snails on a go slow, but the gaols would be full in minutes, so they must show some restraint.

An unlikely thing to happen to a yoof if it broke into a walking speed in excess of 1 mph.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 30, 2011, 07:52:21 AM
Spontaneous vaporization.

An unlikely way to get rid of the resulting burn marks left on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 30, 2011, 07:55:05 AM
Scrub them with cats.

Unlikely expectation for an alien visit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 30, 2011, 08:05:57 AM
That we'll give them a job AND learn to speak their language.

Unlikely way to get rid of unwanted aliens.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on April 30, 2011, 08:11:39 AM
Explain our many and varied customs and invite them to kiss the pope's ring.

An unlikely reason why some people don't have beards.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on April 30, 2011, 08:17:02 AM
They're attempting to use up a lifetime supply of free razors before they kick the bucket.

An unlikely way to kick the bucket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 30, 2011, 08:49:39 AM
Head First

Unlikely use for ammonia.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on April 30, 2011, 08:27:46 PM
to clean up an ammonia spill

Unlikely occurrence at the royal wedding
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on April 30, 2011, 10:29:59 PM
Camilla storms out, shouting to Charles, "I want a divorce!"

Unlikely reaction by the Queen.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on May 01, 2011, 07:28:08 AM
Queen goes on tv to share her side of the story


Unlikely person to marry the next prince
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 01, 2011, 09:59:09 AM
A male philosophy major from Oxford, making Harry's wedding the first Royal gay marriage. They would probably have to tie the knot in Canada though: I'm not sure if gay marriage is legal in England yet.  ;D

Unlikely name and family history for Harry's betrothed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 01, 2011, 11:17:00 AM
John Lackland 
(In 1212, during the reign of John Lackland, the Kingdom became a tribute-paying vassal of the Holy See until the 16th century, when Henry VIII broke from the Catholic Church because it would not grant him an annulment).  

Unlikely reason for the Church of England to reunify itself with the Papacy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 01, 2011, 12:50:55 PM
It would make a helluva reality show with the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Pope becoming roommates.

Unlikely location to replace Canterbury/Vatican City as the center of the new church.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 01, 2011, 03:04:00 PM
Njardvik, Iceland

Unlikely treasure to go searching for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on May 01, 2011, 05:12:02 PM
the lost writings of comeonpowerball

Unlikely reason to buy a gun
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gyppo on May 01, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
To help stamp out firearms crime, one weapon at a time.

Unlikely result of this patient policy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on May 01, 2011, 06:56:31 PM
Prevention of RSI [health & safety regs] in trigger happy vigilantes


unlikely problem that comes with the job as a vigilante


Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 01, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
All those annoying fan girls.

Unlikely thing/person to admire.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 01, 2011, 08:58:46 PM
Hannibal Lector 

Unlikely new food to be served at McDonald's.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 02, 2011, 04:14:50 AM
Double muck-cheese quarter pound filet mignon with large dauphinoise potatoes and a gherkin.

An unlikely new Mc shake.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 02, 2011, 09:31:16 AM
Goat's cheese and strawberry.

Unlikely thing to find on the menu of a gourmet restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 02, 2011, 09:48:41 AM
A small globule of spittle from the previous diner.

An unlikely reason why writers who play this game are food obsessed.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 02, 2011, 11:01:02 AM
Because being drug obsessed is so 1970's.

Unlikely reason to be a professional writer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 02, 2011, 11:09:59 AM
It's just a sneaky ploy to get close enough to Gyppo to build a nest in his beard.

An unlikely reason to turn to crime.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 02, 2011, 12:18:06 PM
Your short stories don't sell.

Unlikely time to meet your insurance broker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on May 03, 2011, 11:12:41 AM
When he's on holiday, at the seaside


Unlikely flavour of ice-cream to eat as you discuss personal liability claims
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 03, 2011, 01:15:20 PM
Chunky Monkey

Unlikely new insurance premium charge.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 06, 2011, 07:46:09 PM
An ink surcharge to cover the cost of printing the ink surcharge rider.

An unlikely use for your butterfly collection.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 06, 2011, 09:01:04 PM
Cake Decoration


Unlikely customer for butterfly cake decoration.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on May 07, 2011, 07:11:46 AM
Halloween party


Unlikely use for cottage cheese
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 07, 2011, 07:38:49 AM
As a contraceptive.

An unlikely new water sport.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on May 07, 2011, 10:44:37 AM
Scuba cricket


An unlikely reality tv show
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 07, 2011, 11:18:39 AM
That's an excuse for some free marketing ...

Dumbing Down

I floated this idea
to the suits at Channel 4.

Celebrity Suicide Bomber

Picture it:
one of those vacuous orange heads
with bouffant hair
and an overdrive mouth,
takes centre stage
outside a bus station in Slough.

BOOM!

and the twat's voted off
without me even having to waste
the price of a phone call.

The guys at C4 said,
"No, no, no.
It's a funky idea but it doesn’t have legs."

Which made me think …
what about:

Celebrity Landmine Victim?

Picture it …

Thanks Mrs Toast.

An unlikely reason not to go to scribblers ring and purchase a book of poetry.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 10, 2011, 08:17:53 PM
You're being held prisoner by terrorist wombats in a third floor walkup on Leamouth Road.

An unlikely means of escape.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 10, 2011, 10:51:45 PM
Make wombat stew.

Unlikely ingredient in wombat stew.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 11, 2011, 09:27:25 AM
Books of poetry.

Unlikely seasoning for this stew.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 11, 2011, 09:40:11 PM
Homemade gunpowder.

An unlikely source of guano.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 12, 2011, 10:21:57 AM
Batman

Unlikely cause of basement flooding.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 12, 2011, 10:39:12 AM
drought

Unlikely reason for having a bad day.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 12, 2011, 10:43:13 AM
Waking up.

Unlikely new scent for perfume.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 12, 2011, 06:43:29 PM
sulphur

Unlikely new name or theme for a restaurant.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 12, 2011, 09:36:35 PM
Sewer Gas

Unlikely new name for a high school.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 13, 2011, 01:35:01 PM
Randy Yand High

Unlikely name for the principle of Randy Yand High.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 13, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
Osama Bin

Unlikely new hot lunch at Randy Yand High.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 13, 2011, 05:39:01 PM
Virgin Scampi with a Pilgrim Salad and a brownie (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) for dessert.

Unlikely location for Randy Yand High.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 13, 2011, 08:52:53 PM
Intercourse, Pennsylvania. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania)

Unlikely new ride at Universal Orlando Resort.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on May 13, 2011, 09:37:55 PM
The Whirly Bang-a-Fish Ride

Unlikely thing to bring on an amusement ride.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 14, 2011, 01:04:56 AM
Laundry

Unlikely new ingredient in facial cleansers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 14, 2011, 06:23:34 AM
Battery acid.

Unlikely place to park your car.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 14, 2011, 10:24:58 AM
The second floor of the Eiffel Tower.

Unlikely new use for yogurt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Lylac on May 14, 2011, 02:50:21 PM
as filler for breast implants


unlikely sentence to include in wedding vows
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 14, 2011, 03:54:37 PM
For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, through bad hair days and baldness, .....

Unlikely other use for silicon breast implants.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 14, 2011, 09:08:56 PM
Shoe lifts.

Unlikely first stop for visiting aliens.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 14, 2011, 10:16:04 PM
Taco Bell


Unlikely new Trivial Pursuit category
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 15, 2011, 02:30:58 AM
Major Appliance Repair.

Unlikely new subject to be taught in schools.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Lylac on May 15, 2011, 03:31:20 AM
Relationship With The In-Laws 101

Unlikely job for a retired porn star
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 15, 2011, 05:24:06 AM
Archbishop of Canterbury.

Unlikely new app for your iPhone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 15, 2011, 05:34:10 PM
Transmission Repair

Unlikely reason for snowfall in the Amazon basin.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 15, 2011, 06:26:42 PM
An airplane carrying a massive shipment of ice cubes lost it's load and the ice was shredded as it flew through the planes propellers.

An unlikely thing to do with 300 kg of shredded ice.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on May 15, 2011, 08:33:29 PM
Thaw it out and sell it as filtered water


unlikely ingredient in volcanic filtered water
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 15, 2011, 11:09:30 PM
Lemons

Unlikely wolf food.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Lylac on May 16, 2011, 12:34:25 AM
tofu

unlikely hobby of a neat freak
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on May 16, 2011, 06:33:00 PM
castration

unlikely address for/to a head of state
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 16, 2011, 09:17:21 PM
A Salvation Army Hostel

Unlikely roommate at the hostel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 16, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
Dominique Strauss-Kahn after he's fired by the IMF.

Unlikely person to replace him as president of the International Monetary Fund.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 16, 2011, 10:51:07 PM
Donald Trump  (he probably thinks he could)   ::)


Unlikely actual new job for Mr. Trump.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 17, 2011, 12:13:50 AM
Head of a registered charity. ("What do you mean we're not supposed to make money!?")

Unlikely cause to raise money for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Lylac on May 17, 2011, 01:34:19 AM
Cosmetic Surgery for the Aesthetically-Challenged Fund

Unlikely project for a TV evangelist
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 17, 2011, 02:01:10 AM
Las Vegas Girlie Revue

Unlikely new religious leader.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 17, 2011, 08:25:10 AM
Jesus.

An unlikely thing to do with a Swiss Army knife.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on May 17, 2011, 10:38:56 AM
Apply eyeliner

unlikely floor surface
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Lylac on May 17, 2011, 10:55:52 AM
marshmallow carpet

unlikely place for a first date
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 17, 2011, 12:26:47 PM
On the back of a garbage truck.

Unlikely reason to accept such a date.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on May 17, 2011, 02:28:48 PM
The Lear jet was out of service


unlikely destination for a jet
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 17, 2011, 04:28:44 PM
Atlantis

Unlikely reason to go on a cruise.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 17, 2011, 06:13:09 PM
Your bathtub has flooded.


Unlikely effect of you singing "Fly Me to the Moon" on your front porch at 3:00 a.m.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 18, 2011, 03:43:00 PM
Aliens show up and take you to the moon. Aliens: they take everything so literally.

Unlikely outcome of spending too much time on the moon..
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 18, 2011, 05:06:47 PM
Developing a taste for green cheese.

Unlikely new police weapon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Lylac on May 19, 2011, 03:07:08 AM
Bombs that emit the most horrible smells imaginable

Unlikely reason to call the police at 12midnight
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 19, 2011, 08:40:21 AM
Some thieving bastard has stolen your glass slippers (probably the coachmen because they've disappeared too).

An unlikely foot problem after wearing glass slippers.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 19, 2011, 11:14:06 AM
Sand between your toes. Who knew that toe jam could return glass to it's original form?

Unlikely substance - besides glass - to make footwear from.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 19, 2011, 12:18:51 PM
Molten lava.

Unlikely item to try getting a patent for.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: beejay on May 19, 2011, 01:48:35 PM
Nose scratcher

Unlikely gift to take to a wedding
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 19, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
A disguise kit consisting of pirate's eye-patch and a feather boa.

An unlikely reason to charm a snake.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 19, 2011, 04:45:27 PM
Because charming a toad would just be silly.

Unlikely seduction technique.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 19, 2011, 05:10:35 PM
Celebratory Flatulence

Unlike woman (or man) impressed by such a technique.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 19, 2011, 08:29:20 PM
Anyone with a sense of smell.

Unlikely new musical instrument.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 19, 2011, 10:24:07 PM
Ear Trumpet

Unlikely new cat food.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Chrissie on May 20, 2011, 08:26:33 AM
Cat's bottom flavoured treats
Unlikely reason for owning a cat
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 20, 2011, 08:29:57 AM
No one explained the limitations of that kind of pussy.

An unlikely new type of rustic bread.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 20, 2011, 08:47:31 AM
Algae-Encrusted Rye

Unlikely new use for a blast furnace.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on May 20, 2011, 06:48:34 PM
strawberry planter - with holes punched in the sides and a LOT of compost

unlikely new merger
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 22, 2011, 07:11:24 AM
Paris Hilton and Donald Trump create a brothel franchise called Hump.

Unlikely reason to visit a Hump franchise.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 22, 2011, 05:19:38 PM
You're involved in the "Save the Whales" movement and thought it was a PETA conference.


Unlikely reason to join "Save the Whales."
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 22, 2011, 06:37:31 PM
You want to revive the whale oil industry.

Unlikely reason to reduce your carbon footprint.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 22, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Your hydrogen rear end is almost gaseous.  ::)

Unlikely reason to seduce your neighbor.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 22, 2011, 09:17:51 PM
You can't stand long distance relationships.

Unlikely reason to seduce an older man/woman.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 22, 2011, 10:30:39 PM
The young ones ignore you.

Unlikely reason for being ignored.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: tea+toast on May 23, 2011, 02:17:23 PM
You're the invisible man

Unlikely new super power
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on May 24, 2011, 02:54:37 AM
you can projectile vomit hotsauce

unlikely reason to adopt a child
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Lylac on May 24, 2011, 08:49:20 AM
You need an excuse to go to Disneyland again and again

Unlikely reason to go to Disneyland
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 24, 2011, 11:07:33 AM
You have a Dumbo fetish.

Unlikely reason for such a fetish.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 28, 2011, 08:35:56 AM
Boffing camels brings you out in a rash.

An unlikely thing to do with a money box.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on May 28, 2011, 08:28:33 PM
Throw it at your turtle

unlikely reason to throw your money box at your turtle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 29, 2011, 12:45:11 AM
He stole all the cash.

Unlikely reason a turtle would need cash.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on May 29, 2011, 01:53:33 AM
To buy more rugs

unlikely reason for a turtle to buy more rugs.

I was going to put drugs but I left out a letter and thought "hey, why not?"
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 29, 2011, 09:12:26 AM
He's tired of being bald and thought he try out a few different toupees.

Unlikely use for a toupee.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 29, 2011, 09:27:08 AM
To induce vomiting in anyone with style.

An unlikely thing to do about toothache.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on May 29, 2011, 10:49:18 PM
Drop an anvil on your foot to make you forget about the tooth pain.

Another unlikely use for an anvil.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 30, 2011, 12:27:08 AM
Nut Cracker

Unlikely time of life to start training for a marathon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 30, 2011, 07:02:30 AM
Embryonic - well there's nothing else to do.

A unlikely thing to do on a rainy day.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 30, 2011, 09:05:17 AM
Another Rain Dance

Unlikely effect of having three ears.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on May 30, 2011, 09:31:47 AM
You have to get your stereo converted to tripleo.

An unlikely new type of coat.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on May 31, 2011, 02:09:44 AM
live cats sewn together

unlikely reason to have a coat made of live cats
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 31, 2011, 10:08:33 AM
Dead ones start to smell bad too quickly.

Unlikely reason to want to smell bad.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 31, 2011, 10:22:39 AM
You feel too attractive.

Unlikely new direction for Scientology.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on May 31, 2011, 10:49:03 AM
They decide to respect science instead of making a religion out of it.

Unlike thing to make the basis of a new religion.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on May 31, 2011, 04:15:06 PM
Sacred Frog Urine

Unlikely followers of such a cult.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on June 01, 2011, 03:25:32 AM
The English Royalty

unlikely reason for the english royalty to follow that cult
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 01, 2011, 08:49:04 AM
They're really ticked off at the Archbishop of Canturbury.

Unlikely reaction to projectile vomiting.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: NiteWriter07 on June 01, 2011, 11:29:32 AM
Dinner is served!

Unlikely items found in the bottom of your sock drawer
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 01, 2011, 05:10:46 PM
Uncle Ralph and Aunt Millie

Unlikely animal for a pet.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 01, 2011, 05:24:47 PM
Blue Whale.  :-\ Though, if you had a really big pond it would be cool to have a whale.

An unlikely liquid to bathe in.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: NiteWriter07 on June 01, 2011, 05:34:24 PM
Pickle juice, from the jar or barrel (personal preference really)

unlikely conversation to over-hear from your git of a boss' almost closed office door when he thinks you've stepped out to fetch him a cup of coffee on you dime?
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 01, 2011, 05:44:36 PM
"Sorry about my secretary, she has terminal flatulence. On a positive note, she makes great espresso."

An unlikely thing to do with an ice cube.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 01, 2011, 11:46:13 PM
Use it as a backgammon token.

Unlikely game to place a bet on.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 02, 2011, 04:42:18 AM
"The Unlikely Game"

Unlikely thing to do once it is established that there will be no winner.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 02, 2011, 05:01:40 PM
Petition for a recount.

Unlikely reason to sign up for a Moon trip.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: SilverArrow on June 02, 2011, 08:33:42 PM
you left your toothbrush last time

unlikely reason to take a toothbrush to the moon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on June 02, 2011, 09:23:17 PM
to clean the craters

unlikely water source to be found on the moon
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 03, 2011, 12:04:39 PM
Urine pools from the Apollo astronauts.  :P

Unlikely reason for using 'holy water.'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 03, 2011, 08:23:59 PM
The holes line up with the Swiss cheese you're washing.

Unlikely reason to be washing Swiss cheese.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on June 03, 2011, 10:08:08 PM
To use as toothpaste.

Unlikely use for toothpaste.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 03, 2011, 10:09:38 PM
Patching rust holes in the car.

Unlikely food to eat for breakfast.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 03, 2011, 11:44:37 PM
chocolate fondue

Unlikely thing to dip in chocolate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 04, 2011, 04:48:30 AM
A piece of chocolate.

An unlikely thing to do with a piece of chocolate coated chocolate.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 04, 2011, 09:49:47 AM
Create a sculpture of a nutritionist.

Unlikely new health food craze.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 04, 2011, 10:04:52 AM
Cogito ergo plums. A combination of philosophy and fresh fruit. Whenever you reach a point of understanding, you may reward yourself with a tasty morsel. The only drawback is that having marvelled at Descartes' suggestion that before you can accept something you must look at as a sceptic would (reward a dish of cherries), you then crash and burn on his proof that god exists and realise that you are going to starve to death.

An unlikely thing to smoke instead of tobacco.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 04, 2011, 04:37:44 PM
Lemongrass: you don't get high, but you do get sudden cravings for Thai and Vietnamese food.  ;D

Unlikely new alcoholic drink or cocktail.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 04, 2011, 05:46:54 PM
Harvey Ball Banger

Unlikely use for angostura bitters.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 04, 2011, 05:52:45 PM
Secret ingredient in buttermilk.

Unlikely result of the reversal in Earth's polarity.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 04, 2011, 11:33:13 PM
CEOs of large corporations realize that taking a year-end bonus that is 4 times their yearly salary is rediculous and decide to increase the wages of their employees instead.

Unlikely result of the gap between the lowest paid and highest paid shrinking.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 05, 2011, 08:42:47 AM
CEO's resent the fact that some bone idle scroungers earn more than they deserve, so they shut down their companies, take a golden parachute, move to the Scilly Isles, and live happily ever after.

An unlikely job for a bone idle scrounger.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 05, 2011, 12:15:16 PM
Member of Parliament or Congress.

Unlikely new coffee-based drink.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 05, 2011, 12:59:20 PM
Brown Bull - a sparkling coffee best served tepid.

An unlikely way to spend 4 minutes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 05, 2011, 02:32:14 PM
Reading all the grammatically correct sentences in the Twilight series.

An unlikely vacation spot for the budget-conscious.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 05, 2011, 02:39:43 PM
The moon.

Unlikely name for the first lunar holiday resort or destination.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on June 05, 2011, 09:13:22 PM
Tree Hill Resort

Unlikely source of light.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 05, 2011, 10:58:31 PM
The conflagration caused by lighting one's own expelled methane.  ::)

Unlikely reason to be lighting one's own methane.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 05, 2011, 11:27:46 PM
Your jet pack is out of fuel.

Unlikely location for the nearest jet pack service station.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 06, 2011, 11:30:25 AM
Westminster Abbey

Unlikely reason for Queen Elizabeth to use a jet pack.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 06, 2011, 12:12:15 PM
It's the only way she can be taller than Camilla Parker Bowles.

Unlikely new way to increase your height.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Hex Mason on June 06, 2011, 12:47:35 PM
Stand on an elephant's shoulders.

Unlikely answering machine message.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 06, 2011, 03:05:40 PM
"I told you never to call me again. Now get over it!"

An unlikely solution to no broadband while on holiday.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 06, 2011, 07:05:46 PM
You put the electronic devices away and get a real life!

Unlikely use for a library card.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on June 06, 2011, 09:31:04 PM
To pay for dinner out.

Unlikely place for a book.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 06, 2011, 11:24:09 PM
Used as a bookend for your collection of Kindle's.

Unlikely new use for a watermelon.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 07, 2011, 02:51:25 AM
Turn it into a music box that plays Watermelon Man.

An unlikely discovery while reading The Leviathan on your kindle.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 07, 2011, 01:12:07 PM
Your Kindle has grown legs and is trying to walk away.

Unlikely new replacement for all electronic reading devices.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 07, 2011, 01:26:09 PM
Implant chips -- why bother reading a book when you can have a microchip containing the whole book implanted in your brain so you never forget a single word of it.

Unlikely consequence of having every book you've ever read implanted in your brain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 07, 2011, 03:30:29 PM
Mixing stories from Dr. Suess and Dostoevsky.

Unlikely reaction to a quotation from "Horton Hears A Who" in the middle of "Crime and Punishment."
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM
You suddenly remember Raskolnikov saying, "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

Unlikely consequence of having your brain cells awoken.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on June 07, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
Remembering that there is t.v. to watch

Unlikely reason to start a new religion
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 07, 2011, 11:38:34 PM
You had either a revelation, or severe lard shock, at Taco Bell and feel it was a miracle.

Unlikely reason to view insulin shock as a revelation.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on June 07, 2011, 11:40:48 PM
Well, hello, cheap high!

Unlikely reason to twitter/email a lewd photo of yourself to multiple women and lie about it to the press
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 07, 2011, 11:43:45 PM
You have the mental decision-making capacity of a twelve-year-old.

Unlikely reason to elect someone with a deficient decision-making capacity to office.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on June 07, 2011, 11:48:51 PM
You are a card carrying republican ( okay, so this jerk was a dem)

Unlikely reason to contemplate quitting your job
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 07, 2011, 11:53:05 PM
You just learned you can run for election next year and realize the Republican's will elect just about anyone, whether or not they have morales, intellectual capacity or ability.

Unlikely reason to admit you might be a Republican.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on June 07, 2011, 11:58:26 PM
You want to ride on the back of Sarah P's Harley and meet the Donald later for drinks

Unlikely reason to expatriate

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 08, 2011, 10:51:25 AM
Your neighbors were driving you crazy.

Unlikely reason to accept a job offer.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 08, 2011, 03:29:36 PM
You want to ride on the back of Sarah P's Harley and meet the Donald later for drinks

Unlikely reason to expatriate
If they forced you to ride on SP's Harley and meet The (obnoxious and crude) Donald.

It comes with a free lunch.

Unlikely new work incentives.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 08, 2011, 03:47:53 PM
The company are going to start taking the phrase "getting your arse kicked" literally.

An unlikely thing to do when working for such a company.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 08, 2011, 05:30:17 PM
Carry an uzi.

An unlikely thing to do with butterfly wings.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: BBBlogger on June 08, 2011, 09:29:43 PM
Snort them. ::)

Unlikely place to find a butterfly.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 08, 2011, 10:19:21 PM
In your breakfast pancake.

Unlikely place to get a pancake filled with butterfly wings.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 09, 2011, 02:21:47 AM
A vegetarian restaurant.

Unlikely vegetarian meat-substitute.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 09, 2011, 07:20:02 AM
Fresh air.

True story. I stopped at a diner in California. There were no veggie options on the board so I asked the guy serving what they did for vegetarians. "What's a vegetarian?" he asked. I told him we didn't eat meat and he nodded, walked off, and came back with a paper bag which he handed me. I paid a few dollars and went to my table. What was in the bag, Mark? I hear you cry. It contained a burger bun without the burger.

An unlikely thing to happen to a vegetarian in France.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 09, 2011, 10:29:50 AM
Upon hearing that he is vegetarian, the maitre de turns him out on the street and he is snubbed by all respectable Frenchman for cruelty to carrots.

Unlikely reason to believe in the idea that vegetables have feelings.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 09, 2011, 10:54:29 AM
You've been brainwashed by a swede.

An unlikely reason for owning a hockey stick.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 09, 2011, 10:57:34 AM
It makes a good prop for your tomato plants.

Unlikely reason to steal a car.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 09, 2011, 12:32:24 PM
You're trying to save money on gas.

Unlikely reason to steal a bicycle.

It makes a good prop for your tomato plants.
I've actually known people who use old broken hockey sticks for exactly that purpose.  ;D
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 09, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
The kid's car you were going to steal wouldn't start.

Unlikely reason to use a hockey stick for a plant stake.  :)

I've actually known people who use old broken hockey sticks for exactly that purpose.  ;D
We all played soccer. Not used to having sticks in our games. ;)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 09, 2011, 01:57:47 PM
There is something seriously wrong with both your eyes and your mind such that a stick the width of your arm, bolted to a tiny plant, seemed like the only logical approach to take.

An unlikely reason for playing hockey with a beanpole.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Laura H on June 09, 2011, 02:08:58 PM
All of the hockey sticks were out in the tomato garden

Unlikely hockey team mascot


(Hey, Mark - I'm a vegetarian AND I live in the barbecue capital of the world.  It's not easy being green ;) )
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 09, 2011, 03:12:29 PM
(ah yes, but we have reserved a place in the history books. In a couple of hundred years time it will be written: In these enlightened times, now we have a wombat for president, we should not forget the small number of vegetarians of the 20th and 21st centuries (some of whom became famous poets) who paved the way the the society we enjoy today.)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 09, 2011, 03:18:38 PM
Unlikely hockey team mascot

Winnie the Poo

Unlikely reason for wanting to live forever.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 09, 2011, 03:35:00 PM

To pay taxes until the national debt is paid off.


Unlikely reason to join a writer's circle.



Mark, my youngster likes to go to McDonald's for fries and, (no joke, this is what he orders) bun, cheese, bun, no sauce. We like watching the cashier's deer-in-the-headlights look when he gives his order and I order a 'fresh' salad with no meat. Can't do it. Salads come pre-made with animal flesh and McDonald's employees can't find the *no meat* button.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 09, 2011, 03:39:34 PM
The beer-of-the-month club rejected your application.

Unlikely reason to think the national debt will ever be paid.



I like my veggies but I am also, sadly (in the eyes of some), a carnivore.
However, I do not consider much of anything at McDonald's as food in any category.  ;)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 09, 2011, 04:58:00 PM
All of the politicians will be replaced by honest, hard working commonfolk who care more about the greater good rather than themselves.



Unlikely place to find honest commonfolk.




(True, Herron)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 09, 2011, 05:56:56 PM
A club for nightprowlers.

Unlikely name for a club that caters to the criminal element.

Actually, there is one thing that McDonald's does quite well: coffee.  ;D
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 09, 2011, 06:43:05 PM

           Honest Abe's Kinder Care


Unlikely reason to get a prompt that says, "Warning - while you were typing 2953 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post." when you're making a new post.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 09, 2011, 06:59:08 PM
Spammers have gotten really good at MWC word games.

Unlikely reason for spammers to play word games anywhere. 


Quote
Actually, there is one thing that McDonald's does quite well: coffee.   ;D

That's true. I used to stop for a cup most weekday mornings on my way to work.  ;)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 09, 2011, 11:08:47 PM
They want to date your poodle.


Unlikely reason to avoid dating.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 10, 2011, 12:12:23 AM
You're allergic to people.

Unlikely reason to date a younger man/woman.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 10, 2011, 02:33:37 AM
You are the oldest person in the world.

An unlikely way to stay young and beautiful.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 10, 2011, 09:05:55 AM
   Sandpaper and duct tape.


An unlikely introduction at an award ceremony.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 10, 2011, 01:37:40 PM
"And now the winner in the "I Don't Give a Sh*t" category...."

Unlikely reason to enter such a contest
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Don on June 11, 2011, 07:24:25 AM
Because you crave recognition for not caring.

Unlikely response from visiting aliens to their first encounter with an ice cream cone.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 11, 2011, 12:29:27 PM
Quick, shag her before she melts!

An unlikely alien custom that we could adopt.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 11, 2011, 12:34:08 PM
Carpet bomb them, destroy their infastructure, then spend billions to rebuild the damage before we send them all our labor-intensive work and put millions of our own people out of work.   
(oh wait, we already do that).  :-\ ???

Unlikely reason to have Polo shirts manufactured in Vietnam.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 11, 2011, 04:37:36 PM
Vietnamese babes are fit.

An unlikely person to play polo.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 11, 2011, 07:38:13 PM
Tenzin Gyatsol.

An unlikely reason to seek fame and fortune.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 11, 2011, 11:42:06 PM
Disrepute and poverty were grossly overrated.

Unlikely place to seek your fortune.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 11, 2011, 11:56:32 PM
Bill Gates' garden shed.

Unlikely thing to find in a garden shed (besides your fortune).
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 12, 2011, 07:36:24 AM
A wormhole to an alternative reality in which puffins are the dominant species and spend all day listening to sprat-casts on their puffin-pods.

An unlikely use for lubricant.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 12, 2011, 12:00:28 PM
adhesive

Unlikely reason that you'd decide to use lubricant as adhesive.

"Puffin-pod" sounds like the brand name of an asthma inhaler.  ;D
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 12, 2011, 01:25:28 PM
You tried the opposite and glued some poor girl's flaps together.

An unlikely thing to glue together.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 12, 2011, 06:07:56 PM
Your earlobes.

Unlikely thing to hang from earlobes in place of earrings.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 12, 2011, 06:20:57 PM
From the left, a truncheon, from the right, a pair of handcuffs.

An unlikely way to take snuff.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 06:26:41 PM
Stuff it in your ears for immediate release to the brain.

Unlikely way to sharpen your wits.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 12, 2011, 06:33:45 PM
That thing Americans do to sticks, you know, with a big knife, sitting in a rocking chair on the verandah.

An unlikely reason for removing bodily hair.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 06:37:33 PM
You have to be completely hairless to qualify for the new Rugs for Jugs program and have always wanted to be a hairy chested woman.

Unlikely way to remove bodily hair.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 12, 2011, 06:38:25 PM
A pair of tweezers.

Unlikely meeting place for a courting couple.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 12, 2011, 06:41:00 PM
The 21st century.

An unlikely object to fantasise about.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 06:44:59 PM
(Oh the wheels went turning here!)


Grandpa's false teeth.

Unlikely reason for wearing false teeth.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 12, 2011, 06:46:04 PM
Freaking out your grandchildren by removing them in public.

Unlikely use for moldy tomatoes.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 06:48:29 PM
To use for personal lubricant.

Unlikely reason to get a traffic ticket.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 12, 2011, 06:50:58 PM
You decide to park your pedal bike in car parking space.

Unlikely reason to trade in your car for a pedal bike.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 06:53:44 PM
It might help you get more dates.

Unlikely reason to avoid dating.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 12, 2011, 07:18:33 PM
You don't have a calendar.

Unlikely thing to do on Tuesday.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 07:34:58 PM
Open a dance studio for pole dancing canines.


Unlikely thing to do in a cockpit.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 12, 2011, 07:48:34 PM
no, I can't say that   :P

Slice tomatoes and jalepenas to make salsa.

Unlikely reason for driving backward.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 12, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
To reverse the time continuum.


Unlikely reason to want to reverse the time continuum.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 12, 2011, 11:15:48 PM
You forgot to get a goodnight kiss on your first date.

Unlikely reason to miss the 1960s.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 12, 2011, 11:30:25 PM
Your aim was off.  ;)

Unlikely reason to take potshots at a decade.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 12, 2011, 11:32:39 PM
You keep missing your spouse.

Unlikely reason to shoot at your spouse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 13, 2011, 05:34:48 AM
She fights back when you try to strangle her.

An unlikely thing to do with your hands whilst kissing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 13, 2011, 08:11:59 AM
Change your car's spark plugs.

Unlikely reason to be kissing your mechanic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 13, 2011, 12:39:11 PM
She likes having her nipples greased, but insists on foreplay.

An unlikely motor fuel.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 13, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Smegma.  Ew, can you imagine the exhaust fumes?

Unlikely use for pure oxygen.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 13, 2011, 09:09:04 PM
Killing bacteria in the local landfill to make it fit for human habitation.

Unlikely reason to live in a landfill.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 13, 2011, 09:17:49 PM
You fired (or slept with) all of the hired help in your mansion and wanted to see what prospects were like on the other side of the tracks.

Unlikely reason to own a landfill.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 13, 2011, 09:20:16 PM
You generate a really large amount of daily trash.   ;)

Unlikely reason to sleep with the help.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 13, 2011, 09:24:26 PM
They are paying you! Ha! I swear I crack myself up. Sad isn't it?

Unlikely reason to star in your own sitcom.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 13, 2011, 09:26:29 PM
Cary Grant is dead.

Unlikely reason to take money from the help for sex.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 13, 2011, 09:36:36 PM
You always wanted to start to your own home-based business.

Unlikely reason to take on a business partner.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 13, 2011, 11:29:19 PM
You just can't keep up with the demand.  (no pun intended) ::)

Unlikely new tax on your home business.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 12:18:07 AM
Toe curling tax.  ;D
I don't know what that means. ::) :P :D



Unlikely way to measure toe curling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 14, 2011, 12:28:58 AM
By measuring your fingers.

Unlikely reason for wanting to measure toe curling.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 12:35:34 AM
By measuring your fingers.

Unlikely reason for wanting to measure toe curling.

;D

To thwart fake orgasms.


Unlikely reason to fake an orgasm.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 14, 2011, 12:59:39 AM
You're experiencing a real multiple orgasm.

Unlikely cause of a multiple orgasm.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 01:09:49 AM


You get a tax refund from your toe curling or you're watching the Republican Presidential Debate.

Unlikely response to a multiple 'O'!


Gayle - subtle creator of guffaws.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 14, 2011, 06:50:08 AM
Wow, I wasn't sure if I should enjoy the ride or give you an epilepsy pill.

An unlikely way to free your finger when it's trapped in something tight.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 07:36:11 AM
Put your feet against the wall for leverage while you grunt and pull until your finger comes out of the socket.

An unlikely reason to have your finger trapped in something tight.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 14, 2011, 07:48:21 AM
You were trying to find a mythical creature that lives in moist hidy-holes and has the power to turn people into jelly.

An unlikely way to communicate.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: DGSquared on June 14, 2011, 07:57:06 AM
Putting your toothbrush in your nose and tapping Morse code onto your outgoing mail.

Unlikely reason to be overlooked for a job at the US Embassy.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 11:14:05 AM
Your IQ is bigger than your shoe size, thereby making you ineligible.

Unlikely effect of a large IQ.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 14, 2011, 12:02:21 PM
An active social life.  :P

Unlikely different career path for Einstein.

Gayle - subtle creator of guffaws.
I think that's the best complement I've ever received.  ;)
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 02:56:59 PM
Caterer

Unlikely party to be catered by Einstein.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 14, 2011, 02:59:12 PM
The Tuperware Party

Unlikely way to avoid vampires.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 03:01:52 PM
Sleep in a bed filled with garlic powder.

Unlikely marital action in a bed filled with garlic.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 14, 2011, 03:16:35 PM
Play a game of hide the garlic sausage.

An unlikely thing to discover about yourself.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 05:39:11 PM
Your mother never had children that lived.

Unlikely new after shave aroma.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 14, 2011, 05:45:14 PM
Nothing. You get all the benefits of wasting your money on something pointless without having to smell like a tart.

Another unlikely girl thing that blokes will fall for hook line an stinker.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 14, 2011, 06:43:07 PM
Bikini line waxing.

Unlikely posterchild for male bikini-line waxing.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 14, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Newt Gingerich   (they'll have to lift a few of the stomach folds to even find the bikini line  ::))

Unlikely reason to visit a beehive farm.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 15, 2011, 12:32:57 AM
 :D

You're allergic to bee-stings and want to commit suicide.

Unlikely reason to commit suicide.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 15, 2011, 05:22:07 AM
You are worried about the suicide stats for your region falling behind those of Scandinavia.

An unlikely reason to wear a hat with hires on it.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 15, 2011, 11:00:58 AM
"Hires"? I you're taking hires as in "newly hired employees" then you're studying to be become an acrobat and think that strapping people to your head is a good way to start learning.

Unlikely reason a new employee would going along with being strapped to someone's head.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 11:39:30 AM
It's part of the pension scheme deal.

Unlikely reason for a star to be shooting
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 15, 2011, 12:51:45 PM
The moon is attacking.

Unlikely reason for having sex with a mango.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 01:04:04 PM
Figs are out of season.

Unlikely disguise for BO
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Gayle on June 15, 2011, 01:19:05 PM
compost

Unlikely advertising slogan for underarm deodorant
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 01:23:12 PM
Halts that honk - sniff it and see


unlikely name for aforementioned deodorant
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 15, 2011, 02:53:52 PM
(sorry about the hires, twas supposed to be horns but the iPad knows best!)

Pit Fresh

Unlikely punishment for bossy iPad.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 02:57:58 PM
anal probe

unlikely outcome of behaving 'hirey' instead of the intended 'horny'
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 15, 2011, 04:47:59 PM
You get your partner to do a pre-boff aptitude test.

An unlikely question on said test.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 04:49:16 PM
Where is Uranus?


unlikely response to the question
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 15, 2011, 04:58:19 PM
About 1.7 billion miles from the sun, now are we going to fuck or do you want to measure my hypotenuse first?

Unlikely reason to study physics.

Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 05:00:04 PM
You get to meet a lot of poets.


unlikely method of mixing sachet coffee mixes such as latte/mocha
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 15, 2011, 05:14:13 PM
Chuck them in the bin and make some real coffee in an espresso machine.

Unlikely thing to stuff an olive with.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 05:15:40 PM
A caterpillar

unlikely use for coffee grounds
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: Mark H on June 15, 2011, 05:25:23 PM
To make Yorkshire coffee.

An unlikely thing to do in the rain.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
Walk your sea monkeys


unlikely occupation for a silk worm
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: herron on June 15, 2011, 05:49:10 PM
Knitting cotton shorts.

Unlikely effect of measuring Mark's hypotenuse.
Title: Re: The Unlikely Game
Post by: 510bhan on June 15, 2011, 05:50:46 PM
kicking yourself for not bringing a large enough tape


unlikely reason why retailers only sell small tapes