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Title: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Wurdsmyth on December 03, 2008, 08:56:21 AM
OK lovely lovely people...
  CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN! CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN! CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN! CAPTION CONTEST 9 NOW OPEN!  

You have until MIDNIGHT (GMT) on Saturday 13th December to give me your wittiest captions for this picture...

Enjoy!

Wurdy  :D
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: thatollie on December 03, 2008, 09:15:25 AM
Just try turning me into Chow Mein, I dare you.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Lin on December 03, 2008, 09:35:56 AM
Nyauw-ayumy-ungum-sooungiou-goiweeingum-palamyeu -nyuongitoo  Woof Woof

I said, "You have to sing it in one long deep monotonous tone through your nasal passages"
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Mark H on December 03, 2008, 12:44:53 PM
Please God, make them take the collar from round my chest.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Mark H on December 03, 2008, 05:49:32 PM
Davros gets a face lift then takes Rover to the temple.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Mark H on December 03, 2008, 05:51:02 PM
Dalai Lama shorter and hairier than once thought.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Xerika on December 03, 2008, 06:45:42 PM
Praying mantis. Praying dog. - Live with it.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Gyppo on December 03, 2008, 07:20:24 PM
Dog juggles four - Man only one.  "Master my arse..."
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: ma100 on December 03, 2008, 07:36:48 PM
Simon says...
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Don on December 03, 2008, 11:24:38 PM
Alistair Darling joins a monastary after his eyebrows grow wildly out of control.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Mark H on December 07, 2008, 02:15:58 PM
He's got a dwarf under that robe you know.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: thatollie on December 08, 2008, 04:48:15 AM
Cujo wasn't as frightening after they taught it Tai Chi.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: JohnBee on December 08, 2008, 09:28:19 AM
The two practiced hard, hoping for a place in the Tibetan synchronised diving team for the 2012 Olympics.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Arch Angel on December 10, 2008, 11:52:13 AM
This tableau lends a whole new tilt to the phrase "Dogmatic Faith", does it not?
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Arch Angel on December 10, 2008, 11:55:19 AM
"I don't understand why you would persist with this charade, spot. It was just a movie. Dogs don't really go to heaven."
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Arch Angel on December 10, 2008, 12:09:28 PM
Woof. So let me get this straight. You sit up and beg for that chubby statue, and he gives you a treat. Right?     Right?

Because, woof, so help me him, if I don't get a treat, I'll...I'll...Well, let's just say that I finished a whole bowl of water before we came.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Mark H on December 10, 2008, 12:37:24 PM
HEADLINE: Gyppo had a haircut and a shave prior to the launch party for his new book, Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Mark H on December 10, 2008, 04:32:42 PM
Okay monk you're doing good. Next we are going to lean forwards and lick our bollocks ...
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Mark H on December 10, 2008, 04:34:31 PM
Psssst! Don't look now but there's a smiling head floating past behind us.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Xerika on December 10, 2008, 05:22:07 PM
Aww. Looks like Buddha wouldn't melt in his mouth.
Title: Re: Caption Contest #9
Post by: Wurdsmyth on December 16, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
Thank you lovely, lovely people for al your splendid captions  :)  The poll will be up asap... so get those voting fingers ready!!

Wurdy xx ;D